Chapter 302: A Serious Nonsense
Off-duty hours
Cha Yubin walked up to Che Junxian and patted him on the shoulder and said, "Ah, do you have a dinner party at night?" ”
"Dinner?" Glancing back at Che Yubin, Cha Junxian shook his head and said, "Forget it, I'm going home." ”
"Home? But Mom and Dad will come out too. ”
Frowning, Cha Junxian explained: "I'm going back to Xincun"
Spread his hands, Che Yubin's eyes clearly showed a look of envy, but his mouth was contemptuous: "What go home, where is your home, really." ”
Sinchon Apartments
"Sister, is this time to Huaxia an official personal activity?"
Opening a suitcase, Jessica said as she looked for something to bring with her, "Sort of, I'll give an interview and record a program, and the president said that the wheat field company is in charge of following up." ”
downstairs
After Cha Junxian came back, he said hello to his uncle and walked directly to the second floor, which was completely different from the caution he was when he went up to the second floor for the first time, and his uncle and aunt did not have any surprised expressions.
"Xiuyan" came to the door and shouted, not caring if someone was changing clothes inside, she just pushed open the door and walked in.
"Brother-in-law"
Xiujing got up and looked back at Cha Junxian who came and greeted happily.
stepped forward and touched Xiujing's head, and said dotingly: "Okay, you can't go to Huaxia with us this time, whatever gift you want, your sister will buy it for you." ”
I thought it was Cha Junxian who would buy it, but I didn't expect it to be my sister, Krystal asked suspiciously: "Didn't my brother-in-law buy it?" ”
"No, your sister is richer than me, didn't you say last time you wanted Donna Karan's new summer staple clothes, Chanel perfume, Louis Vuitton bags, Dior shoes, Gucci pants?"
Krystal himself didn't know when he said such a thing, so he couldn't help but look at Cha Junxian, Cha Junxian's expression was calm, and he asked Jessica: "Didn't you say that Krystal would buy whatever he wanted?" ”
"If my sister wants it, I'll definitely buy it, but these are not what my sister wants, so don't fool me."
Cha Junxian muttered: "It seems that I remembered wrongly, Xiujing actually wanted a PRADA bag, an Omega watch, Armani's new women's clothing, and ENZO's necklace." ”
Unable to listen to it anymore, Jessica turned to look at Cha Junxian and said, "Be serious"
Shrugging his shoulders, Cha Junxian said very seriously: "In fact, it was all casually said just now, what Xiujing wants is actually the new convertible sports car launched by B Company"
Krystal seemed to know something, anyway, it was not a big deal to see the excitement, and echoed Che Junxian and said: "Yes, I already have a driver's license, but I don't have a car of my own." ”
"Look, I'm not wrong this time."
took two steps forward and came to Che Junxian and Krystal, glared at Krystal, reached out and grabbed Che Junxian's ear and said, "What does my sister want, do you need you to say it instead, tell you to be serious, you will leave for Huaxia early tomorrow morning, have you packed your luggage?" ”
"Ouch, let go, let go of me."
Krystal stuck out his tongue and didn't come out to help Cha Junxian, but chose to turn around and slip away, and when he slipped out, he didn't forget to close the door, patted his chest and sighed: "Fortunately, fortunately, I ran fast, otherwise it would be my turn after my sister cleaned up my brother-in-law." ”
in the room
As soon as Krystal left, where could Cha Junxian indulge Jessica's presumptuousness, and jumped over the bed with a backhand holding Jessica, not throwing Jessica out alone, but jumping over with Jessica, with a difficulty coefficient of 10 stars, the rebound force of jumping onto the bed was well controlled, and it was directly pressed on Jessica after a light flick.
"What are you doing?"
Cha Junxian said with a serious face: "Look at the scenery." ”
"Is it pretty?"
Nodding, his eyes moved downward, and when he reached a certain tall position, he stopped and muttered: "Although the scenery is good, there are obstructions, if you can remove the obstructions, then the scenery will definitely be able to enjoy the scenery." ”
"What? You this stream. Hooligans"
As soon as the words fell, Jessica's eyes also looked down, and when she reached the place near her waist, Jessica's pretty face turned red.
Grinning, Cha Junxian said slowly: "What are you thinking, why are you blushing so much." ”
"I didn't think about anything, it's you, you're ......"
Knowing what reaction his body had, Cha Junxian did not move his position, but said: "From the current situation, it can prove a very important thing, that is, I, Cha Junxian, is a healthy man, I know, you must have a dream, maybe you dreamed last night, dreaming of raising two sons and two daughters with me, if you want to complete this great feat, the prerequisite is to be super healthy." ”
"Personally, I think so, some things are just talking about it and there is no point in it, no matter what you have to argue before you can get the result, so since we talked about the issue of physical health today, I don't mind giving you arguments and arguments on the spot."
After speaking, Cha Junxian began to undress without saying a word, and the frightened rest of Jessica hurriedly stopped: "You're crazy, what if someone comes in and sees it." ”
Pausing his movements and nodding, Cha Junxian got up and walked to the door and said, "It makes sense, after all, this process is private, and it is a wise decision to lock the door and proceed." ”
Jessica quickly rolled over and got up, and when the door was locked and turned around, Jessica was already standing on the side of the desk with a water cup in her hand.
In that 0.05 seconds of hesitation, Cha Junxian knew that Jessica was going to splash water to wake up his rhythm, and took off his clothes, but the conversation changed and said: "Look at my biceps, I think so, a person's health and the degree of development of the biceps have a certain relationship, looking at my abdominal muscles, six pieces, is it a proof of health." ”
"You just want to show me muscles?"
Frowning, Cha Junxian asked rhetorically, "Otherwise?" What do you want? Do you think, wow, Zheng Xiuyan, you female streamer. Hooligans, in broad daylight, you are actually thinking about what and that of me, you must still have imagined that picture in your mind, and now I show you muscles, isn't it equivalent to satisfying a certain fantasy, you must be unable to hold it, I ......"
Interrupting Cha Junxian's words, Jessica was very speechless, it was clear that what Cha Junxian showed just now was that he wanted to talk to him about something and that, how could he now become what he wanted to treat him, look at this aggrieved expression.
"Get out, you get me out."
"You don't need to say that I'm going out too, I didn't expect you to be such a person, even if you want to take me or that, you can't be here, Mom and Dad and sister are still at home, in case you can't control your excitement and sigh ......"
"Get Out"
With a roar of the Hedong lion, Cha Junxian shut up, got dressed and opened the door at a lightning speed, and in the corridor, Krystal looked at Cha Junxian and asked, "Brother-in-law, what are you doing inside?" Why is my sister angry? ”
"I'm testing the sound insulation in my home with your sister."
Downstairs, Cha Junxian looked at his uncle and aunt and took the initiative to explain: "A cockroach appeared in Xiuyan's room just now, and I grabbed the cockroach without hesitation, wanting to show Xiuyan my achievements, but Xiuyan was too scared, so I quickly took the cockroach out." ”
"Where's the cockroaches?" Uncle asked seriously.
After a pause, he raised his head and pointed to the second floor and said: "I decisively threw it downstairs from the window, thrown down at this height, the cockroach will definitely die, I will go home first to pack my luggage, come over for dinner later, and go to my uncle and aunt first." (To be continued.) )