readx; The bald man's fat big nose hangs half of the black TT, it turns out that the so-called ancestral secret recipe Linggen is the main formula of the raw paste is TT. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Seeing this thing, Li Xiujie couldn't help but think of going to dip birds when he was a child, but he couldn't afford to buy glue, so he went home with a few bear children and turned over the cabinets to steal the things that his son and mother were ashamed to show, find a broken pot and put some water and start boiling glue, and then take it to dip the birds, not to mention that the glue boiled out with TT is really effective, as long as you find a good place, how can you harvest dozens or even hundreds of birds in a morning.

It's just that he didn't expect the bald man to use this glue to stain Comrade Song's little Ding Ding, and he had to admire the bald man's brain hole is big enough, and he actually thought of this method - dipping the "bird"!

Xu Bingcheng is older than Li Xiujie, looking at it now, he knows that he was not an honest child when he was a child, and he has done this kind of thing, but I saw that Xu Bingcheng couldn't help but laugh out loud, and this laugh was immediately out of control, and soon the thing bent over and laughed so much that tears came down.

Song Qianghe's face became darker and darker, and finally turned black to purple, and the next second a roar sounded in the room, so loud that he almost didn't lift the roof: "Call me out, hit out, bastard, your grandma ...... day"

The bald man was sad, and he was directly grabbed by Song Qiang and those few people's tall men, and he was beaten violently, so that he cried his father and called his mother, and finally was kicked out and rolled down the stairs directly.

Li Xiujie saw that Xu Bingcheng was still laughing, and they all sat on the ground and laughed breathlessly, and kept muttering: "Touching the bird? Dip the 'bird', haha......"

Song Qianghe's face was about to turn from purple to green, Li Xiujie hurriedly coughed a few times and said, "Mr. Xu, don't laugh, if you really can't help but go out and laugh." ”

Xu Bingcheng wiped his tears and laughed as he got up from the ground and walked out, muttering ""Dip the bird? Dip the 'bird', haha......"

At this time, Song Qiang and the urge to slap him to death had the impulse, but now his "bird" was in urgent need of treatment, and he really didn't have the heart or the physical strength to shoot his best friend Xu Bingcheng to death.

"Ahem, that ...... Dr. Li, let's get started. "Song Qianghe can't wait to find a crack in the ground now, damn his own secretary is really brainless, just find a barefoot doctor, the person who came to him wanted to use the glue made of TT to dip himself in a "bird", damn, fortunately he didn't succeed, otherwise he would not only be a dead eunuch in his next life, but if this matter spreads, he will not have a face.

Li Xiujie also wanted to laugh, but he still held back, but his face was red, in order to relieve the smile in his heart, he coughed heavily a few times and walked to Song Qianghe's side to take a look, Comrade Song's bird was gone, he stretched out his finger and pointed without waiting for him to speak, Lao Song said: "In the refrigerator, not in the freezer, put it in the refrigeration, and put a lot of ice cubes, it should be fine, Doctor Li?" ”

Li Xiujie was afraid that Song Qiang and this person who didn't understand medicine would put his "little bird" indiscriminately and cause necrosis, and now he breathed a sigh of relief when he put it in the refrigerator and put ice in it.

If the fingers of the human body can not be put into the freezer immediately, the sudden drop in temperature can not make the severed limb not necrotic, but will accelerate the necrosis rate of the severed limb, the best way is to add some ice cubes in a cool position, or put it in the refrigerator refrigerator, the best storage temperature is about 4 °C, this temperature can reduce the metabolism of tissues, slow down tissue degeneration, and create conditions for the severed fingers in the plant.

The shortened "bird" is preserved in the same way as a severed finger.

Li Xiujie wanted to come to the pen and paper and quickly write down the equipment he needed and let Song Qianghe find someone to send it immediately, and there was also the matter of the assistant, Li Xiujie wanted to find Xie Shimeng, but after thinking about it, he was too cautious as a teacher, and he would definitely persuade himself to send Song Qianghe to the hospital as soon as possible, so that he would not come nonsense.

In a Song Qiang and that will go to the hospital? If he was going to go, he would have gone early, and he would not have found a liar to dip his "bird" with glue!

In the end, Li Xiujie dispelled the idea of looking for Xie Shimeng, and called Gao Shuai to ask him to help, although this kid doesn't know anything, but he is a stupid and bold person, and he dares to do anything, much better than looking for Zhao Nannan and these girls, after saying that this operation involves the private position of the man, and it is embarrassing for both parties to find a girl.

Song Qianghe and the people set off immediately, and Li Xiujie was not idle to ask Song Qianghe's medical history and past history in detail, ** Implantation is not a minor operation, and now it is not in the hospital that the equipment, medicines, and auxiliary examinations are complete, so it is necessary to find out Song Qianghe's physical condition in case there is any accident during the operation.

Song Qianghe is in good health, he has no underlying diseases, and his physical fitness is a little better than that of ordinary people of his age because he has money and pays attention to maintenance.

After almost 20 minutes, Gao Shuai followed the instruments and medicines needed during the operation, this goods didn't know what Li Xiujie was looking for him for, as soon as he came in and saw the blood all over the bed, he immediately understood what was going on, Li Xiujie thought that Gao Shuai would know that he would be nervous, withdrawn and even scared if he knew that he was looking for him to have surgery, after all, he was an intern from the health school, and he didn't know anything, who wanted this product to get excited when he saw blood, and urged Li Xiujie to hurry up and do the operation.

Gao Shuai's performance was very unexpected by Li Xiujie, but this is also a good thing, now he really doesn't have much time to persuade Gao Shuai to let him have surgery with him.

**In the implant operation, it stands to reason that at least a hard external anesthesia must be given, but now it is not that there is no anesthesiologist in the hospital, so he can only choose to use lidocaine to infiltrate anesthesia, but Li Xiujie is not in a hurry to anesthetize, he asked Gao Shuai to prepare the skin for Song Qiang and He, and he himself took out the broken ** from the refrigerator for simple plastic surgery.

There is a joke among doctors, saying that doctors who are engaged in general surgery, tumors, and chest surgery are tailors, and those who are engaged in orthopedics and brain surgery are called carpenters.

General surgery, tumor, and chest surgery are all patched up, and orthopedic and extracerebral surgeries are used to use all kinds of chainsaws and drills to either see something or punch the eye, and if you think about it carefully, this metaphor is still very vivid.

And **In the implant surgery, it is simple to say that it is to sew and mend, and the broken ** must be simply shaped before the operation to facilitate the suturing for a while.

Ten minutes later, Song Qianghe and the severed "bird" were reshaped by Li Xiujie, Li Xiujie took some lidocaine to give Song Qianghe anesthesia, this anesthesia is very sinful, because it is going to hit the root of **, this place is different from other places, it is very sensitive, not to mention a few injections, even if you touch it with a little force, it hurts badly.

Before anesthesia, Li Xiujie found a clean towel for Song Qianghe to bite, he was afraid that it would hurt too much Song Qianghe couldn't help biting his tongue.

I saw that Song Qiang, a real estate tycoon who could call for wind and rain in Songcheng, and his comrades were biting a fast towel in their mouths, their heads were raised high, their two arms were propped up on the bed, and their legs were greatly split, this posture was very "elegant".

Xu Bingcheng suddenly poked his head in, saw Comrade Song's sour posture, and immediately smiled: "Old Song, you have to work hard for a while, so that the child can be born as soon as possible." ”

Everyone's faces darkened, and there was a smile on their faces in the next second, not to mention that Song Qianghe's current posture is really similar to a woman giving birth.

Song Qianghe was so angry that his teeth were itching, if he could get off the ground, he would definitely slap Xu Bingcheng, a gloating friend, on the wall, and he couldn't buckle it.

Li Xiujie said sideways: "Mr. Xu, don't make trouble, close the door." ”

Xu Bingcheng grinned and suddenly took out his mobile phone and took a photo of Song Qianghe, Lao Song saw this scene and was about to get out of bed to grab the mobile phone, fortunately Li Xiujie quickly held him down, otherwise Lao Song would really go to fight with Xu Bingcheng.

comforted Song Qianghe, and promised that after the operation, Xu Bingcheng must be asked to delete the photo before the sad old Song calmed down.

"Mr. Song, I'm going to be anesthetized, it's a little painful, you bear with it." After Li Xiujie finished speaking, he gently pushed the syringe, and a few drops of lidocaine sprayed into the air.

Seeing that Song Qianghe nodded, Li Xiujie took the syringe and pierced the root of the **, Song Qianghe immediately felt so painful that his body only twitched, and his mouth made a "woo" sound, and his two hands hammered down the bed, and the toes of one foot were buckled down, obviously hurt.

But fortunately, Li Xiujie was able to finish the anesthesia within half a minute, and when he kneaded it with his hands, lidocaine quickly played a role.

Comrade Lao Song squinted his eyes and exhaled a long breath of cold sweat, still looking like a woman giving birth.

Li Xiujie hooked the chair with his feet, sat up, and after sitting on it, he stretched out his hand and gently pinched half of Lao Song's "little bird", looked at it carefully, and said, "Scalpel." ”

Gao Shuai didn't have the consciousness of being an assistant at all, bent over and pouted his ass to watch the excitement there, and immediately panicked to find a scalpel when he heard Li Xiujie's words, Li Xiujie shook his head helplessly, and directly reached out and took it, and made a one-centimeter incision on the upper edge of the half-cut "bird".

After letting Gao Shuai pinch half of Lao Song's "little bird", Li Xiujie began to wander away along the open incision, and Gao Shuai was puzzled: "Lao Li, what are you doing?" Do you want to dissect his 'bird'? ”

When Song Qianghe heard this, his eyes widened, and he looked down when he lowered his head.

Li Xiujie glared at Gao Shuai and said, "What is a 'bird'?" You are also studying medicine, speaking medical terms, this is called **, understand? ”

Song Qianghe tore off the towel in his mouth and stammered in horror: "Dr. Li, Dr. Li don't need to be autopsied, can you still use it after you dissect it?" ”

Gao Shuai immediately echoed: "That is, once the bird is dissected, it can't be used, do you want this sad old comrade who was cut short by his wife's scissors to enter the palace?" ”

Li Xiujie has a black line in his head, Song Qianghe doesn't know how to say this, even if you don't know how to say this, you are handsome and have gone to college for two years, and you can be regarded as half a doctor, why do you say such things?

Thinking of this, Li Xiujie smiled bitterly, he really thought too much, what kind of doctor is Gao Shuai, who doesn't learn and doesn't know how to go to an Internet café all day long? I'm afraid that he doesn't have as much medical knowledge as Song Qianghe.