Chapter 1 I want to be a writer
In the dead of night, Qin Ming stood by the window and often asked himself: Was it right or wrong that he decided to come to Earth in the first place?
Ay!
Forget it, don't brag on rainy days, because it's easy to be struck by lightning.
Now Qin Ming is sitting comfortably on the soft chair, sipping the coffee in his hand, life is so comfortable, he feels that he has nothing to regret in his life.
A year ago, he won the Triennial Rookie King Award.
Two months ago, he held the 999th book signing, and the fans at the scene were very excited, impulsive and hyperactive, almost almost polio, signing autographs and taking pictures, and he was almost half exhausted.
A few days ago, he won the Best Creation Award, becoming the youngest, most famous, most popular and most handsome author in one fell swoop, focusing on the latter adjective.
Yesterday, he went to the Eagle Country to witness the Empress's wedding.
Today, he is going to the United States to have dinner with Gates, the world's richest man, life is so colorful, how interesting and wonderful life is.
Actually, the last thing I want to say is...
Qin Ming was still bragging.
His real identity is a graduate, although he wrote countless online articles during his college years and used multiple vests to mix the Internet, but they are all eunuchs.
Directly or to put it simply, the achievements he created can be promoted to the head of the eunuch, close to the celebrity Wei Zhongxian, which is a gratifying thing.
After graduating, he had to join the army of millions of people and return to the local area to find work, after all, life is not bragging, no one cares if you blow the sky.
It's a pity... He found a lot of jobs in the local area, but there was no job suitable for him, and more importantly, no company was willing to hire him.
Therefore, he had to say goodbye to his parents and go to the metropolis where he graduated - the capital.
on the plane.
Qin Ming muttered to himself: "I want to be a writer, become the supreme god of online literature, become a newcomer king every three years, and become a writer in the mouth of everyone..."
His mouth twitched slowly, and he muttered strange words, which in general were impossible.
At the same time as Qin Ming was muttering to himself, he smelled the breath belonging to the hormones of youth, and he naturally leaned closer, and then closer, and continued to smell the tempting breath.
However, in addition to the smell of hormones, there seems to be a faint aroma lingering in it, causing people to reverie infinitely.
"It tastes really good." Qin Ming grinned.
"Which bastard is making me sleep...... If you still want to be an online writer, you can only die online. ”
The woman said this, then opened her hazy eyes, stretched her waist, and just as she wanted to twist her body, she saw a man on her thigh in a daze.
Can you encounter this kind of thing like a national treasure?
The woman was stunned!
Then she rolled her eyes, she had a lot of entertainment, and she fell asleep just after getting on the plane, it is estimated that this man is also very poor, but the other party is using her as a pillow, although this kind of thing exists in reality, it is rare.
So instead of getting angry, the woman shook his head and said, "There is an earthquake, get me up quickly!" ”
Qin Ming asked in a daze, "Can an earthquake occur on a plane?" ”
The woman originally simply wanted to wake him up, and made excuses at random, but she didn't expect that Qin Ming's IQ was still so high when she was sleeping.
Seeing that he still didn't react, she raised her voice a few decibels slightly: "If you don't get up again, it's not just an earthquake." ”
"Earthquakes? Even if it's a car... The earthquake has nothing to do with me, I'm receiving the award, this is the rookie king award, every three years, and the opportunity will not come again. ”
"I've got to hurry up and claim my award."
Qin Ming heard someone calling him in a trance, but he happened to dream that he was receiving the award, and someone was disturbing him at this time, so he was naturally unhappy in his heart, but he couldn't get angry on the spot, because he was a public figure now, and he was the rookie king.
His every move represents the honor and disgrace of the country, the honor and disgrace of the whole of China...
"If you don't get up again, don't blame the old lady for pumping you."
"Lottery? Can you still draw a lottery if you win the Rookie King Award? Qin Ming turned over comfortably on his lap, he thought that the person receiving the prize was asking him if he wanted to draw a lottery, so he was slightly puzzled.
"Lottery... I'll pump your sister. ”
The sound of the woman's crisp finger bones came into Qin Ming's ears, this kind of sound was very familiar to him, his previous landlord was like that, if he didn't pay the rent, the sound of the finger bones would come out like hell, very scary.
Qin Ming raised his head sharply, ready to meet the enemy's attack, but who expected him to hit the opponent's forehead.
"It hurts."
Qin Ming touched his forehead and gritted his teeth slightly.
Now there is a anger in his heart that wants to burst out, this dream is his best dream in 22 years, the most coveted dream, but just when he happened to want to take over the rookie king trophy and asked him if he wanted to draw a lottery, he was interrupted by life and pulled back to reality.
How could he not be angry?
How to forgive??
Such a big rebellious thing, the other party was able to do it, and it should have been thundered and thundered a long time ago.
If it was placed in ancient times, it should have been soaked in a pig cage and lit a sky lantern.
Even if it is modern, Qin Ming has no intention of forgiving her, he must show the momentum of a manly man and teach the other party a good lesson, so that the other party knows that he is not only a ** silk, but also a... Angry green.
Even if it is a big beauty, if the other party dares to scold back, then Qin Ming will... It's not a scolding thing, then you have to beat her, don't think that a beautiful woman can be lawless, Qin Ming can't do it.
Again, his heart told him that he couldn't do it......
He is a person who will take revenge, since the other party has done such a humiliating thing, then be prepared to bear Qin Ming's anger of burning the sky.
Belch...
Qin Ming didn't know where he had gone?
"While my mother was asleep, you actually slept on my lap, took advantage of me, and hit my forehead, don't you want to live?"
"What?"
Qin Ming's heart was extremely surprised, not because of the woman's words, but because of the woman's voice... There is such a beautiful sound in the world, it is simply the sound of heaven, like a silver bell slowly shaking and washing the mind.
Wait a minute!
Qin Ming gritted his teeth fiercely, even if his voice was good, it was unforgivable, and the other party was waiting to bear his sky-burning wrath... bar.
Qin Ming straightened his waist and looked at her face, he suddenly understood...... The prime minister can hold the boat in his belly, and he has to make friends when he goes out, even if others offend you, you must have a compassionate heart.
Qin Ming, who was upright and compassionate, showed a bright smile and said, "I still want to live, you scolded me very rightly, and I was so ashamed that I was ashamed of myself." Your words have a magical power that pulls me back from the depths of hell, thank you for waking me up, you are my savior, and I will be proud of you. ”
The woman looked at Qin Ming in a daze for a few seconds, and the confusion in her eyes just showed that she couldn't understand Qin Ming's words, but she wouldn't be stupid enough to ask the other party's meaning, but said in a stinky manner:
"You're kind of acquaintance."
"You make me feel special, can I get to know you?"
Seeing a beautiful woman, asking the other party's name is an affirmation of her, or a respect for her, although Qin Ming is an otaku, he still understands the rules of the rivers and lakes.
The woman retracted her gaze, looked like she was speechless and stopped, and finally said, "I'm the writer Lu Yuan." ”
"Just like you?"
Qin Ming covered his stomach and couldn't help laughing, "Did you make it?" I'm still happy! He almost bent over with a smile, and his exaggerated movements seemed to have some element of mental retardation.
The woman glared at him fiercely: "Who has time to joke with you." ”
Qin Ming immediately stopped, with a thousand percent suspicion on his face, and said, "Could it be that you are really that legendary Lu Yuan?" ”
"That's right." The woman's tone was very quick, and she nodded a little smugly.
"Huh?" Qin Ming's mind was temporarily in a state of short circuit, and he was naturally extremely suspicious.
"Really, I didn't lie to you, I'm Lu Yuan."
"You are really the civilian writer Lu Yuan, the super popular Wang Lu Yuan." Qin Ming read it out almost word by word, and his tone directly changed from surprise to fright.
"Hmm." She nodded again.
Hearing such an affirmative answer, Qin Ming was so stunned that he couldn't speak, he only thought about what the hell this was.
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