Chapter 325: Hongjun is also amorous
The piano girl said sadly: "It's really funny, our sisters are celestial fairies, how can we go to the mortal world to take a bath? Even if we go to the mortal world to take a bath, we will put our clothes in the storage ring, how can it be stolen by a mortal? We used to not cultivate highly, but we can also perceive all things in time by relying on our divine sense, as long as mortals are within dozens of miles of us, we can feel it, how can there be such a thing as losing clothes? ”
The chime girl shook her head and chuckled: "Husband, our solar system is a part of the Milky Way, how can it be that it was drawn by the Queen Mother's mother, Jin Hai?" The Milky Way is not a river, it is composed of countless planets, such a low-level thing, you don't need our sisters to teach you, right? ”
The pipa girl also interjected on the side: "What's even more ridiculous is that husband, you actually forgot the fact that our sisters are all immortals, even if we are looking for double cultivators, we will also find immortals who have cultivated to a high level, how can we fall in love with a cowherd in the mortal world?" ”
After listening to their words, Li Yang also felt that the mythical story of the meeting of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl on the bridge was very unreliable, and he couldn't help but lament in his heart, feudal superstition kills people!
Knowing that he was too wrong, he hurriedly flew forward, grabbed the Weaver Girl's thin waist and said, "Sister Weaver Girl, I was wrong, I shouldn't have made such a joke with you."
On the face full of tears, the weaver girl barely squeezed out a smile, and said softly: "Husband, the concubine doesn't blame you. Lord Hongjun is watching from the sidelines, you better take medicine to improve your cultivation as he instructs. ”
Hongjun shook his head on the side and said: "Liyang, the old man still underestimates your shamelessness, such a big room of women is actually all your concubines, hehe......." ”
Li Yang scratched his head embarrassedly and said, "I have won awards, and I seem to be in a dream now." ”
He remembered an important matter: "Weaver Girl, how did you survive the Heavenly Tribulation after you entered the God Transformation Period?" ”
Hearing Li Yang mention this matter, Xiao Nu said excitedly: "Husband, I don't know what's going on, the one hundred and sixteen sisters we married to you together with our Heavenly Court, after the cultivation reached the god transformation period, the heavenly tribulation was actually three times and nineteen heavenly tribulations, and we easily carried it with the spiritual weapon in our hands, it's really funny to say!" ”
"Marriage...... One hundred and sixteen sisters? Lady Xiao, aren't you saying that in addition to your seven fairies, I also have ninety-nine fairy concubines? ”
"Yes, husband. Speaking of which, the sisters are very grateful to you. The news that one hundred and sixteen gods were born in the heavenly court of our solar system within two days has already spread throughout the galaxy... Do you know what the sisters say about you, they are all saying that you are a god-making machine, hehehehe...,"
Li Yang thought of Yuan Shi Tianzun's Nine Turns and Dan, thought of the Jade Emperor's marriage of one hundred and sixteen to his concubine, and contacted his waist that was about to be broken just now. He suddenly understood that he had been severely smacked by Yuan Shi Tianzun, an old miscellaneous hair!
This can also be why Lei Gongdian's mother is open to these women, they are all their concubines in name, and they are the housemothers of Lei Gongdian's mother, do they dare to destroy flowers ruthlessly?
"Good boy, how old are you, you have a woman's fate like this, the old man and I have lived an empty life, and I am still alone, it is really more popular than people. It seems that after learning about Ruyi refining Tianding, the old man will learn from you how to win a smile from the beauty. ”
Li Yang reacted and sneered at him: "My lord, what are you talking about how to pick up girls, right?" What I said just now must have been a joke, my lord, you can destroy the world with a wave of your hand, and you don't want as many women as you want? ”
Hongjun shook his head and said, "You don't understand...... Some women are not afraid of power and are not so easy to get. Ay...... Ask what the situation in the world is, and teach people to live and die ....... ”
"Haha, I didn't expect Lord Hongjun to have a horse that can't be soaked! Hahahaha...... Don't worry, adult, you can tell me who you like, and I'll give you an idea to make sure you can get her hands on it easily! ”
"The woman that the old man loves is not as simple as you think...... However, your words gave the old man a little hope...... Seeing that you kid has so many beauties in his arms at a young age, maybe he really has a trick. ”
"That's that! Brother Hongjun, tell me quickly, who is the woman you want to soak, where is the fairy town, is it beautiful? ”
"Hehe, she's Queen Susanna Sha, and she lives on the planet Gillistown. In order to get her, the old man has lived there for thousands of years, and he is sending things, and he is a cow and a horse, which can be described as pleasing in every way, but this stinky girl is always inseparable from the old man, and the old man can't figure out her mind until now. Come on, come on, Liyang, you give me an analysis, how can the old man get her true feelings? ”
"Gilliston week? I seem to have heard Ruyi Meteor Shuttle say that this is the planet of those aliens. So, Queen Susanna Sand should be the head of these aliens. I've seen those aliens, they all have big heads, big eyes, thin arms and legs, and blue and black skin...... Not to mention, Brother Hongjun, your taste is quite unique....... ”
"Hehe, do turnips and cabbages have their own love. Little brother Liyang, don't talk about the old man's taste, you can give me an idea. ”
"I guess Queen Susanna Sand should be a very powerful woman, and she should be the standard queen style. She is the queen, she should have a strong conquest**, if you want to win her heart, you have to find a way to provoke her conquest**......,"
"Huh? Subjugate**...... It's so profound! Little brother, hurry up and say, what should I do....... ”
"You should be in front of her, don't take her too seriously. This kind of queen-like woman, the more attentive you are, the more she looks down on you from the bottom of her heart......"
"Oh, Brother Liyang, your words made the old man and me feel like a mouthbreak! Tell me quickly, what should the old man do? ”
"Master...... How do you ......?"
At this moment, Yuan Shi Tianzun turned around from the door of the main hall, looking at the situation in the hall, the old guy opened his mouth in surprise, and it was enough to stuff a big duck egg!
Li Yang didn't know when he sat on a jade stool next to Hongjun, shook hands with Hongjun's old monster, and talked heart-to-heart, it felt like a pair of old friends who hadn't seen him for many years!
"Ahem...... Liyang, you better go and take medicine to improve your cultivation. ”
Hongjun understood that he had lost his temper almost the moment Yuan Shi Tianzun stepped into the main hall. The hero is sad to pass the beauty pass, and he is a bull breaking character, when it comes to women, he can get carried away and don't know who he is.
"Well, my lord's private matter, we will have a chance to talk about it later." Liyang nodded, stood up and went to the side.
When he turned around, he gently wiped the cold sweat on his forehead with his hand.
He actually said so many things related to pickle girls with this old monster who has always wanted his surname to die just now, he was simply touching the tiger**!
He suppressed his pounding heart, and after waving to the women, he sat cross-legged on the soft couch, waved his hand and poured out the God Devouring Pill in the jade bottle, swallowed the pill and began to **.
Yuan Shi Tianzun was stunned for a while, came to Hongjun with a hesitant face and knelt down, and said in a trembling voice: "Liyang's son said that he can repair Ruyi Refining Tianding, it must be a bunch of nonsense, Master Don't be gullible." ”
"Ruyi refining Tianding is a big matter, as a teacher, I would rather believe in it than believe in it, is it wrong?" Hongjun said solemnly.
"The truth is good, but ......"
"There's nothing to be had. Later, after this son is promoted to Tianzun cultivation with the Devouring God Pill, let him test it, is it true or false? ”
"What the apprentice wants to say is that there should only be one God Devouring Pill on Li Yang's body, which he obtained by refining my senior brother's God Devouring Pill Waste Pill. He only has the mid-stage cultivation of the god transformation now, even if he uses this pill to improve to the peak of the god transformation, he is still far from breaking through the bottleneck of Tianzun! ”
"Ahh This kid only has one God Devouring Pill? ”
Hongjun's eyes stared at Li Yang, who was sitting beside him with his eyes closed and refining the medicinal power of the elixir, and there was a wry smile on his face, it turned out that he was put on the spot by this kid again!
However, from the mouth of Yuan Shi Tianzun, it was once again confirmed that Li Yang had the ability to refine the waste pill into an elixir, and the most exciting part of this kid's mouth-like pickling stunt just now was interrupted, and Hongjun didn't want to ask for his surname immediately.
"Since that's the case, then you can find a God Devouring Pill for me to help Li Yang break through the bottleneck of Tianzun as soon as possible." Hongjun said with a gloomy face.
"Master Venerable, the materials needed for the Devouring God Pill are extremely rare, my senior brother has exhausted his solar system natural materials and earth treasures, and it took him nearly a thousand years to find the materials that can refine a pill, and as a result, he has also refined it into a waste pill. In a hurry, it was really difficult for me to find this anti-heaven elixir! Yuan Shi Tianzun trembled and said.
"Humph! I don't care about the teacher, now I have to use the fastest speed to raise Liyang's cultivation to the early stage of Tianzun, so that he can repair Ruyi Refining Tianding for me! Didn't this kid practice the Demon Devouring World Demon Skill under your guidance, if it really doesn't work, let him absorb your Immortal Yuan internal power to improve his cultivation. If it weren't for the damage to the Ruyi Refining Tianding that you taught me, there would be no such thing as today, and like this, it can be regarded as a light punishment for you. Hongjun said with an angry face.
"Master, don't do it! Li Yang's qualifications are extremely inferior and dull, and it is estimated that he will break through the bottleneck of Tianzun from the peak of the Transformation God, and he must absorb all the internal power of my Immortal Yuan! In that case, I'll lose my life! ”
"Hmph, if that's the case, you can go in peace. After the Ruyi Refining Tianding for my teacher is restored to its original state, I will take action to execute Liyang and avenge you. ”
Yuan Shi Tianzun knew that Hongjun Ancestor could say and do it, so he was so frightened that he said, "Oh, Master...... This must not be done! In fact, if you want to improve Liyang's cultivation to break through the bottleneck of Tianzun, there is a better way, which is faster and better than directly absorbing the internal power of my Immortal Yuan! ”
"Really? Let's hear it. Hongjun said with interest. (To be continued.) )