TVB, in the interview room

"What's your name?" Zeng Lizhen asked with her resume. "Can you briefly introduce yourself?"

"My name is Chen Xiaotang, you can call me Ah Tang, Tang Tsai, or Laughing Tsai. I don't have much work experience, just done valet parking, and I don't have any big advantages, but I firmly believe that there is no mediocre talent in the world, and I will show my heroic character when I meet Bole! I hope to be able to join Wireless for a very simple reason: first, to be able to earn money to support my family; second, I can meet many big stars that I like, such as the fourth brother here, you are one; Third, I have the opportunity to get ahead, live up to my youth, live up to my parents, and live up to your cultivation of me! That's my answer, thank you!! ”

Chen Xiaotang bowed very politely after speaking.

Zeng Lizhen glanced at Xie Xian, the latter smiled, and said slowly: "Young man, you are very honest, you must know that many interviewers like to cover up some facts that are unfavorable to themselves, but you say that you have no work experience, only ...... parking"

"I think that since I want to join wireless, I must have a sincere heart."

"But you're also very good at slapping on the back, and you can shoot the snow without a trace."

"I really like the fourth brother, and I don't mean to brag about it."

"Oh, then I'd like to ask, what do you like about me?" Xie Xian asked with a smile.

Chen Xiaotang thought for a moment and said: "First of all, I like your star demeanor very much, fourth brother, just like the cigarette you are holding in your hand, others may seem to you to like smoking, but I think this is a prop, a prop that keeps you demeanor." This shows how much you care about your appearance, and this is something that a big star must do at all times, because you do not represent an individual, but the image of the entire wireless star collective. ”

"Secondly, you can see at a glance that there is a sign of admiration for you in my words, which speaks of your wisdom. A wise, mature and handsome man, I think in addition to women, boys like me will also appreciate and admire very much! ”

"In the end, you are a famous star in Xiangjiang, who in Xiangjiang doesn't know your name as the fourth brother? I like you, it's normal! ”

Chen Xiaotang's debate made Xie Xian speechless, turned his head to Zeng Lizhen and said, "This kid is too capable of talking, you come!" ”

Zeng Lizhen smiled, although she is the producer of the entertainment program, but Xie Xian's status is extraordinary, and she has no courtesy, at this moment, seeing that the other party pushed the interview to herself, she said: "Chen Xiaotang, I want to explain to you that there are three major conditions for being an artist, first, appearance, second temperament, and third, acting skills." It takes five to be a star, in addition to appearance, temperament and acting skills, you also need packaging and luck, which one do you think you belong to? ”

This question is very trapped, if you say that you are suitable to be an artist, then she will say that you have no self-confidence, how can a person without self-confidence succeed?! If you say that you want to be a star, she will say that you are too proud, and the more people who are too proud climb high, the faster they fall, and in the end they still fail.

Zeng Lizhen spoke very quickly, which was in stark contrast to Xie Xian, and it was she who spoke quickly, so she didn't give you time to think at all, and after asking, she stared at you directly to see how you answered.

originally thought that this question would be somewhat difficult for Chen Xiaotang, but Chen Xiaotang replied very ghostly, "Since I joined wireless, then I am a brick of wireless, where I need to move, you let me be an artist, I will be an artist, a star, and I will never shirk!" "The appearance is righteous and awe-inspiring, and it is very stylish.

Zeng Lizhen smiled, Xie Xian also smiled, this kid, like a loach, is too slippery!

"Not bad. Although your answer is tantamount to saying nothing, it makes me impeccable, but I wonder if your own talent is as great as your tongue? Zeng Lizhen gave another difficult question.

"Talent?" Chen Xiaotang was stunned.

Xie Xian prompted: "Of course, the artist has to have one or two unique skills. Of course, if you don't, we won't force you, but we will need to send you to the artist training class for retraining. Then look at the progress of your training and see if the work is handed over to you. If you have one, and the interview is passed, the two of us can directly arrange a job for you! It's as simple as that, do you have it? A word of caution, don't learn from pigs, dogs, donkeys, we are not a zoo here, we don't need that kind of unique work! ”

Chen Xiaotang was stunned, unique? "Excuse me, is it okay to sing and dance?"

"Of course you can, if you are confident that you are handsome in singing and handsome in singing and dancing in Alibaba, then come on!"

"Is there an accompaniment?"

"Nope!"

"Dancer?"

"Neither!"

"What's that?"

"You're alone, alone! Alright, stop talking nonsense, let's get started! ”

………

Silent, Chen Xiaotang stood in the room blankly.

Zeng Lizhen looked at him.

Xie Xian looked at him.

Squinting and smiling. Boy, see how long you can be happy?!

Looking at the other party's smiling eyes, Chen Xiaotang gritted his teeth, there was no way, there was only that.

One second, two seconds, three seconds!!

Suddenly, Chen Xiaotang danced as if he had epilepsy, and began to sing: "The vast end of the world is my love, the flowers are blooming at the foot of the green mountains, what kind of rhythm is the most swaying, what kind of song is the most cheerful, the crooked river flows from the sky to the sea of thousands of purples and thousands of reds......"

Zeng Lizhen was dumbfounded, and the tea she had just drunk flowed down the corners of her mouth.

Xie Xian was holding a cigarette, and the cigarette butt had burned to his fingers, and he grinned and felt it.

What song is this? What dance?!

It's so sadistic!!

"At this moment, I have to go up and smack his mouth!" Zeng Lizhen's heart.

"It's the scariest dance I've ever seen, and the most deafening singing!" Xie Xian muttered to himself.

Chen Xiaotang, who performed "Unique" on the spot, still didn't realize it, at this moment he seemed to be smoking ~ addicted to numbness, the more he danced, the happier he became, and the more he sang, the more cheerful he became.

"Hot ballads are our expectations~ Walking and singing all the way is the most comfortable~ If we want to sing, we must sing the happiest~ You are the most beautiful cloud in my sky~ Let me leave you with my heart~ Sing the most dazzling national style leisurely~ Let love sweep away all the dust......"

A song "The Most Dazzling National Style" that traveled through time and space roared, blowing like a tornado that made the two interview examiners stagger.

Even the wireless employees outside the room, as well as the idle people waiting for the interview, squeezed their heads to see what went wrong inside, so cheerful?!

finally waited for Chen Xiaotang to finish dancing and singing, Xie Xian and Zeng Lizhen had not yet woken up from the petrified state.

Chen Xiaotang returned to the elegant and calm posture he had just now, and asked, "Two examiners, how about I finished singing?" ”

The fourth brother Xie Xian came back to his senses and wanted to take a small cigarette to suppress the shock, but found that the cigarette had already been shaken off by himself, and turned around and asked Zeng Lizhen, "What is he singing?" ”

Zeng Lizhen: "I don't understand. ”

Xie Xian turned his head: "Well, you sang ------ ghost crying wolf, I don't know what to say!" ”

"That's it...... It's terrible......" Chen Xiaotang said disappointedly, originally thought that this Divine Comedy from his previous life could save him, but he didn't expect it to sink the ship.

Zeng Lizhen encouraged: "Don't be discouraged, although you sing badly!" But courage is commendable! ”

Xie Xian also nodded, "Yes, I've seen a cheeky one, but I've never seen someone as shameless as you!" ”

Chen Xiaotang was stunned.

"Don't think I'm scolding you, I'm praising you!" Xie Xian explained, "You must know that the most important thing to be an artist and a star is to be ----shameless!" Only if you are shameless, you can eat openly! As the saying goes, you can't eat enough with thick skin, and you can't eat with thin skin! So you'---- selected! ”

Chen Xiaotang was stunned again.

Could it be that this is the legendary "peak and loop turn"?

Xie Xian turned around and discussed with Zeng Lizhen where it was appropriate to arrange him.

Suddenly.

Zeng Lizhen said: "Chen Xiaotang, in view of your articulateness, quick thinking, and such funny, there happens to be a children's program that lacks a host, so you should go to "430 Shuttle"! ”

"430 Shuttle? How is it so familiar? Without waiting for Chen Xiaotang to think about it, he heard Xie Xian say: "Next------! He made a congratulatory gesture towards Chen Xiaotang.

At that moment, Chen Xiaotang knew that he had been admitted!

Of course, when leaving, Chen Xiaotang did not forget to praise his benefactor Xie Xian: "Fourth brother, in my eyes, you will always be the thickest skinned!" ”

Xie Xian was stunned, Xiao Wang~ Bastard, are you scolding me around the corner?!

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Joining wireless, the show begins, our protagonist is going to ascend step by step, what kind of friends and friends will he meet in the future?

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