Chapter 0499: Mr. Rick is going crazy
"I'll say it one last time, get out!"
"Let me in first, I'll see if my nephew looks as dark as you"
"Get out!"
Liu Yuhao kicked Qin Weixian's ass hard before he got the fat man who realized it later.
"Nima, this birdman!" Liu Yuhao spat on the ground.
In the past, the old people often said that if the first person a child sees after birth is ugly, it will leave a psychological shadow on him.
Therefore, in line with the quintessential psychology of making it credible and unbelievable, Liu Yuhao resolutely blocked Qin Wei out of the door, and also scolded the fat man with evil intentions from the bottom of his heart.
"Okay, don't make a fuss, be careful of scaring the child!"
Xia Yuqing, who has just become a mother, is still very weak, and the sweat on her hairline has even begun to learn to care for her calves.
Liu Yuhao smiled, looked apologetically at Xia Yuqing, who was slightly pale, and said, "Thank you." ”
Xia Yuqing smiled shyly and said, "Fortunately, the child is not like you." ”
Liu Yuhao stared at Xia Yuqing in astonishment, and then looked at the pink and tender little meat ball on the side, and said in a trembling voice: "Isn't it like it?" I'll see."
Xia Yuqing was happy, wrinkled her nose and said, "I mean, fortunately, I don't look as dark as you, otherwise it would be over." ”
Even I dare to play tricks? Liu Yuhao suddenly had black lines on his head.
Liu Yuhao raised his hand to repair Xia Yuqing, but when he lifted it into the air, he gently put it on the door of his head and rubbed it, and a trace of soft ability immediately poured into Xia Yuqing's body with the palm of his hand, quickly repairing her various body functions.
Xia Yuqing's eyebrows condensed into a ball, and she said gloomily: "Yu Hao"
"Huh? What's wrong? Liu Yuhao was stunned, and he also noticed the change in Xia Yuqing's expression.
"Don't you like this kid?"
Xia Yuqing's voice trembled with a hint of despair, and she was almost about to cry.
"How is that possible?"
Liu Yuhao jumped to his feet in shock, the people who don't like their children in this world are probably either stepfathers and stepmothers, or wolf-hearted people, he thinks that he doesn't match those who don't have a little side, how can Xia Yuqing look at himself like this?
"Then why haven't you hugged her since you walked in the door? I know she's a daughter, but it's your flesh and blood. ”
Xia Yuqing pursed her lips, very aggrieved, although Liu Yuhao only combed her body once, but now her face is much ruddy.
Black lines, black lines! Is it snowing outside?
Liu Yuhao said with a smile: "I, I, what, she's so little, I don't know how to hug it!" ”
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"You stupid goose!"
Xia Yuqing pursed her lips and smiled happily, Liu Yuhao didn't know, she was very worried in the past few minutes, for fear that Liu Yuhao would think that she had given birth to a daughter and didn't like it.
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Liu Yuhao blinked his eyes a few times in confusion, "Do I look like a goose?" That's better to bless your daughter, don't be like me. ”
Outside the door, Qin Wei first picked up the crack in the door, looked inside with his eyes for a while, and listened with his ears for a while.
Unfortunately, there was not a single crack in the oak door, and no sound could be heard, which made the fat man so anxious that after a while his forehead was covered with fine beads of sweat.
"Sir, do you need something?"
Rick had been there observing Qin Weixian for a long time, if it wasn't for Qin Fatzi trying to crack the door open, he wouldn't have made a sound, but now it's different, there is such an impolite guest, he has to show up to stop it.
"Screwdriver, ah, no, preferably a bigger screwdriver."
Qin Weixian didn't come back to his senses, and stretched out his hand shamelessly, but this process only lasted a few seconds, and the fat man straightened his slightly wrinkled clothes with embarrassment.
"Ahem, I'm going to the bathroom."
"I'm sorry sir, the bathroom is downstairs, and it's for the owner."
Rick took a step forward sideways to block Qin Weixian's way, and politely bent down and pointed to the location downstairs.
"The British butler is amazing, the British guy is not taking my salary, Ying"
The fat man Qin, who was very rich in Ah Q spirit, walked downstairs while muttering quietly, his face full of reluctance.
For that butler Rick, he has no temper at all, no matter what you say, people are laughing, and it always makes you feel like a punch on cotton, and there is nowhere to start.
In the next few days, the scope of Rick's contempt gradually expanded to Liu Yuhao.
The Englishman couldn't figure out why the master didn't let the mistress out of bed and didn't let himself open the window
And the soup was cooked in a very peculiar "jar" with a different pattern, and it was boiled for seven or eight hours until there was no meat left on the bones.
And the two men are chattering together every day about things they don't understand, such as why they want to put a red cloth there, and they want to go to Chinatown to pay a visit to the mother of the child
Rick thought to himself, these people are indeed from the magical eastern country!
What Rick couldn't stand the most was that at the instigation of that hateful fat man, the two men actually cut the underwear they wore into pieces, saying that they were used as baby diapers?
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God, are these people who want to lose their jobs in diaper factories?
Rick was even hesitant to sue the two men, not only did they abuse the baby, but it also seriously affected the thinking of normal people.
Oh, the man in question here is poor Mr. Rick, the butler.
For three days, Mr. Rick had endured tremendous torture, and if it weren't for his strong will, he would have gone insane
"Uh, wife!"
Liu Yuhao kissed the cute little meat ball, the child's skin has been slowly stretching out in the past few days, and it is no longer wrinkled together like it was at the beginning, and Liu Yuhao is gradually mastering how to hold the little angel in his arms and she is very comfortable.
"Huh?" Xia Yuqing stroked her hair, "Are you going out again?" ”
"Wife, you're so smart!"
Liu Yuhao was stunned, and praised insincerely, but he was thinking in his heart: "No, you don't agree, right?" ”
Xia Yuqing smiled, as if she had seen through Liu Yuhao's thoughts, and said, "Remember to go early and return early, well, let Mr. Rick get you two umbrellas." ”
If there is a woman, what more can the husband ask for! Liu Yuhao was suddenly moved.
"But" Xia Yuqing smiled suddenly, a sly smile flashing in her beautiful eyes.
"And but?"
If it were placed in normal times, Liu Yuhao would have even cracked his bones when he saw Xia Yuqing's smiling face, but I don't know why, but now when I see him at this time, I have a chill that is so cold that my toes are there.
Xia Yuqing said, "Of course, you have to make sure that you can't mess with flowers and grass outside." ”
"Ahem"
One sentence choked Liu Yuhao and rolled his eyes and coughed violently.
"What's the matter, I'm a newcomer who grew up under the teaching of Grandpa Mao, can I do that kind of thing." Liu Yuhao said with a smile.
"What's going on with Miss Fang?" Xia Yuqing's smile made Liu Yuhao's whole body hairy, and cold sweat came out.
"What Miss Fang? What's going on? Liu Yuhao asked in amazement.
Before Xia Yuqing could speak, Qin Wei on the side waved his hand and hurriedly explained: "Brother, it's none of my brother's business, Old Fang's granddaughter found the company by herself to work there, and I also made a slip of the tongue before telling my younger brother and sister." ”
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It's not a lady to meet someone! Liu Yuhao burst into tears, "Okay, Brother Qin, if you remember today's events, I will definitely find it back." ”
"Ugh"
Seeing that his brother was about to be deflated because of his mouth, Qin Wei first made a bitter face, pulled his legs and ran away.
"You unrighteous goods, I will never recognize you as a big brother in the future." Liu Yuhao jumped behind and scolded.
After gritting his teeth, Liu Yuhao shook his head in frustration and teased Xiao Nan for a while before coming out.
After Liu Yuhao closed the door, Xia Yuqing couldn't help laughing, her delicate body trembled, like a ripe peach, red and fragrant.
"Hey, hey, hey, hey"
Qin Wei, who was waiting for Liu Yuhao on the sofa downstairs, saw him coming down from upstairs, scratching his head and smiling.
Qin Wei knew first that no matter what he explained at this time, it would be superfluous, and the smartest thing to do was not to say anything, and it would naturally be fine after Liu Yuhao's anger subsided.
"Isn't it funny?" Liu Yuhao glared at Qin Weixian angrily.
"Uh, it's not funny." Qin Wei was stunned for a moment, and replied calmly.
"Then don't leave quickly!"
Liu Yuhao almost clenched his fists and yelled, mother, betrayed by his brother.
"Huh? Oh! ”
Qin Weixian twisted his fat body and ran out at a speed that no one could imagine, seeing that Mr. Rick was dumbfounded, and muttered, "This, this gentleman can go to the sprint event of the Olympic Games." ”
"Poof"
Liu Yuhao couldn't help but laugh out loud when he couldn't see Qin Weixian, his face full of his signature evil smile.
In front of a clubhouse in the suburbs, famous cars gathered.
Qin Wei's face suddenly changed after pushing the car door first, and he sniffed, "What smell?" ”
Liu Yuhao was stunned, sniffed it, smiled dumbly, and said, "What else can it smell, foreigner." ”
Qin Wei first put on a straight face and said, "Well, not bad brother, you can change your career to drug enforcement in the future." ”
Liu Yuhao smiled speechlessly, and then became furious, "Qin Fatty, I haven't settled accounts with you just now, and now you curse me to be a dog again, I, I'll fight with you!" (2nd Update) Congratulations to Yida on being promoted to the head of the hall, Xiangda, and thank you very much for your continued support!!