Cuixiang Pavilion on Zhujiang Road in Nanjing, which is a famous all-night eating place in Nanjing, is said to be an authentic cháo flavor, as well as Cantonese snacks. Generally speaking, many people who go to nightclubs like to come here to eat and spend the night, although the price is a little more expensive, but the taste is good, and it is worth the money.

After eating and drinking, the four of us gathered around the table, some burping, some holding toothpicks and picking teeth. I'm more special, I'm not interested in a table of crab roe buns, chicken wings and phoenix feet, but I can't stop eating a pot of unfrequented white porridge and a bowl of olive vegetables.

Next to me, Aze laughed at me for being stupid, and I coldly retorted: "You playboy knows a fart!" In the middle of the night, if you eat so many greasy things, and you will get fatty liver and high blood lipids in the future, you are people like you! Eat in the middle of the night, try to eat lighter, so as not to increase the burden on the stomach and intestines, and not to add so much oil and water that cannot be digested! When you're fifty years old, you'll be smiling! ”

Aze immediately sneered: "Cut!" Little Five, don't make fun of me! I will live to be at least fifty years old...... Well, if you do what you say, any one of us, if you marry Jojo. I'm afraid I won't live to be fifty years old...... Ah! ”

Before he finished speaking, the table lowered the wood and had already stepped on him, and Aze immediately reacted! When Miss Qiao said this kind of thing, she didn't want to live!

Really. The atmosphere suddenly cooled down......

Murderous!

The three of us men felt a piercing chill on our backs at the same time, only to feel that the murderous aura was like a needle on our backs, and a cool breath slid down the back of our necks from the Tianling Gai......

"Aze...... You say, "What?" Qiaoqiao's eyes narrowed, and his face was characteristically pre-eruptive......

Wood and I exchanged glances, and our first reaction was to quickly take away the knives and metal spoons that Jojo had just used to eat steak on the table in front of him......

"Ah...... This ......" Aze was covered in cold sweat, looked at Qiao Qiao, who was about to go berserk, looked embarrassed, and said loudly in a hurry: "This ...... Not what I said! It was Chen Yang who said it! ”

After hearing this, Qiao Qiao had already turned his head to look at me: "Chen Yang! ”

"I ......" Before I could defend myself, Aze, the bastard, had already shamelessly started to blame him!

"Jojo. It was he who said it! It's all him! He said that a woman like you, if she marries you, her life will be in danger! He said he would rather live 10 years less. I don't want to marry a woman like you! ”

Shameless!

He actually planted all his own words on my head!!

But even more shameless is the wood! This honest man actually said in a very firm tone on the side: "No, not ten years, but twenty years!" ”

"Damn, you two bastards, I'll strangle you......" I jumped up angrily, but in the face of Qiao Qiao's murderous eyes, I subconsciously retreated.

Chen Yang ...... You better think about how you will die! "Jojo seems to be about to transform into a rampaging female demon king. There was already a look in his eyes, and then he picked up the two chopsticks on the table and threw himself at me, shouting with his teeth and claws: "The old lady forked you!" ”

Aze and Mu dodged a few steps away very unrighteously, and Aze, a bastard, actually smiled and pulled the somewhat panicked waiter: "Don't panic, the little couple fights, don't fight 110, it's okay." ”

I ran around the table twice, but Jojo kicked it all over, and the soup was dripping. The chopsticks stabbed me twice in the chest and broke. It hurts!

If I hadn't run fast, I'd have been scratched by Qiaoqiao on the face...... The girl spread her ten fingers, and her nails were as sharp as ten blades......

But next to Keqi, Aze and Mu actually made a low bet: "How long do you say Chen Yang can last?" ”

"Ten minutes. 5 to 1! ”

"Five-point ......"

I was chased all the way out of the hotel by Jojo, chased all the way to the parking lot outside, and finally simply ran around the car, shouting, "Jojo, you're crazy!" The words are not what I said! It was that bastard Aze who said it! ”

"Die! The old lady will not abolish you today, and she will not be a person! ”

"Holy! Anyway, if you don't marry me, what difference does it make if you live ten more years or twenty years longer! I was in a hurry to say anything.

Jojo is even more angry! "Chen Yang, you little bastard! Miss Ben is naturally beautiful! Just beckon, the person who wants to marry me can row from the east of the river to the west of the river! It's just that the old lady can't even look down on it! How dare you look down on my mother! I...... I...... I'm unbearable today, my aunt can't bear it!! ”

By the time Aze and Wood finished buying the bill and came out, I had been blocked in the corner by Jojo, but I twisted her wrist hard to prevent her from continuing to do it, and then watched Aze Wood and the two come out, I said angrily: "Two bastards! It's all crazy! Look at the good things you guys have done! ”

Aze's eyes rolled wildly, and he spread his hand: "Please, you said it...... Now screw Jojo's hand, you did it too...... But I'm really going to be fair! Aze had a fair expression on his face, and said sadly: "What a good girl we Qiao Qiao is!" Beautiful and generous, xìng feeling enthusiastic, born with a fiery heart, belongs to the typical revolutionary fighting spirit is too excited! Revolutionary enthusiasm was high, and the punishment was shouted all day long, and the cannon was opened at me, all the soldiers were all cowardly, and after a while, they did not pay attention to it, and in the blink of an eye, they went to the house to uncover the tiles -- what a good girl! Such an excellent girl is put in front of you, but if you are a man, who is not in a hurry to supply and demand? Don't say sweet words and wait, how can you come up with a hard struggle that is not afraid of death and is not afraid of hardship. If there is a difficulty, there is no difficulty, and if there is a difficulty, there must be a difficulty! Swear to die to hug the beauty! That's you! Chen yang! actually spoke wildly to our Miss Qiao! Such a baby is stunned in front of you as mud bricks and rubble! Don't say Miss Qiao wants to pump you! On behalf of all the men of the earth, I express my great indignation at this behavior of yours! I don't take you to spoil the baby so much! ”

After Aze finished speaking in one breath, I was stunned, and took advantage of his breath to interject: "Damn!" What she likes is women! ”

"That's Miss Qiao's own business!" Aze immediately continued to criticize me mercilessly: "It's someone's business who people like!" But you don't treat the baby as the baby, this kind of violent behavior. That's your problem! Don't always emphasize objective reasons! Pay attention to your own supervisor's mistakes! Chen yang! ”

"I ......" I choked on for a moment, and finally scolded: "Two bastards who don't talk to people!" ”

After saying that, he let go of Qiaoqiao.

Jojo and I were probably tired after playing for a while, rolling their eyes and glaring at me, but they didn't come to pinch me, just stood there panting.

After a long while, Qiao Qiao came out of breath, stared at me and gritted his teeth and said, "Chen Yang, you little bastard, when the young master sees you another day, I have to kick you to death!" ”

Aze next to him immediately helped: "Master Qiao, why don't you kick today?" ”

"Cut! Kick him today? Think beautifully! Miss Qiao rolled her eyelids very gracefully. Biting a mouthful of silver teeth, he said disdainfully: "The old lady is not wearing underwear today, raising her leg and kicking him is not for him to take advantage!" ”

“…”

The three of us men immediately looked at each other. I can't say a word. A few people had enough of making a fuss, and finally got into the car to rest together, one of us lit a cigarette, and after sitting for a while, Aze and Mu felt that the atmosphere was not right, so they quickly excused themselves to go out to see if the new newspaper had arrived at the newsstand in the morning, leaving me and Qiaoqiao in the car.

The two of them were originally quite harmonious, but they suddenly felt a little awkward in the atmosphere. There was still a little annoyance in Qiaoqiao's eyes, but it seemed to be more of an unconvincing ingredient.

"Chen Yang!" She suddenly spoke: "You say...... Do you just look down on me like that? ”

I was speechless, thought about it, and said with a bitter face: "Don't listen to Aze and their nonsense......"

"Good! I don't listen to Aze and they say, I'll listen to you! Miss Qiao stared into my eyes: "I ask you, is it so terrible to marry me?" Damn, there are more men around me every day! No one has made me so unbearable! That's you, Chen Yang! ”

I snorted and laughed: "I said Miss, what's there to fight for this kind of anger?" ”

But alas, I forgot a truth.

Most of the women in the world are like this...... A woman is a very complex creature.

If men flirt with them, they will scold them for being good and cheap. But if men turn a blind eye to them. They will complain that men are blind.

For the vast majority of women, the only acceptable one is: the old lady is a flower that thousands of people love! Only those stinky men are allowed to be obsessed with the old lady, but the old lady looks down on them!

If it's the other way around. Those stinky men dare to look down on the old lady! Damn, that's worth it!!

Especially in the hearts of many beautiful women who have always felt good about themselves, this law is simplified to one sentence:

I can look down on you, but you can't look down on me!

It is used on Jojo's body: whether she marries me or not, that is another story; But I dare to look down on her...... That's just unbearable, uncle!

"Miss, I've served you, okay?" I hung my head: "It's because I'm ashamed that I'm not worthy of you, so it's all right!" ”

"Don't even think about quibbling!!" Qiao Qiao's face was still pale with anger, and he refused to rest with me: "I ask you, Chen Yang!" You tell me the truth! Why won't you marry me? ”

"Damn, because you don't like men, you like women!" I'm in a hurry.

"That's my business! We're talking about you now! It's your problem! If I want to like men again...... Damn, with a girl like me, willing to commit to you, you can't sleep with joy every night! Just wait for your nose to bubble! ”

Looking at Qiaoqiao's flying appearance, I couldn't help but laugh again.

"Still laughing!" Qiao Qiao was anxious and scolded in a coquettish voice: "Don't laugh!" Be serious! Why am I so unbearable in your eyes! Why are you so despised by you! I just can't swallow this! ”

"No, why, Jojo." I'm driven crazy by this girl, and my bowels are all green in my heart, why should I tell Aze about Li Wenjing's words! I still patiently explained to Qiaoqiao: "That's because we are good friends and buddies!" Our friendship lasted forever until the end of the world, and you were my buddy! ”

Qiao Qiao's angry face turned red, gritted his teeth and thought about it, and continued to be unforgiving: "Then I'll ask you again...... Well...... If it's the end of the world! There are only two of us left in the world, and if we don't unite, humanity will perish...... You still don't like me? ”

I...... I cāo he Aze ancestors eighteen generations!

Resisting the urge to scold, I patiently explained to Qiaoqiao

"If the world really ends, there will be only two of us human beings left in the world, and even if we are combined, we will not be able to save the crisis of human extinction. Because anthropologically speaking, even if we give birth to a son and a half daughter after the two of us are combined, we will never find other human beings to combine with our children and reproduce offspring...... Can't we let our children unite themselves, can we? That's [**], and even the offspring produced are deformed...... In short, the end of human destruction is inevitable, so ......"

Speaking of this, I glanced up at Qiao Qiao, but I didn't pay attention to Miss Qiao, who was already so angry that her index fingers trembled, her body was in disarray, and she gritted her teeth and said in a trembling voice: "Chen Yang! I...... I...... The old lady is not finished with you! ”

I couldn't help but feel a chill in my heart, and I shivered.

After a while, Aze and Mu came back, and they actually had a newspaper in their hands, but I took it and looked at it, but it didn't come out in the morning, and I don't know where they picked up yesterday's newspaper.

It's still cold outside in the early hours of the morning, it's winter after all. The four of us huddled in a car, closed the doors and windows and turned on the air conditioner, Jojo continued to smoke violently to vent her anger, and neither Aze nor Wood dared to touch her moldy head. I moved to the back seat and read the newspaper by the light in the car.

I don't plan to go home, anyway, it's almost morning, so it's better to go straight to work after shaking up outside, which is quite convenient.

Suddenly, a few lines in the newspaper were printed in my eyes, this is the social sub-page of the sewing news, which is the winning number of this issue of the welfare lottery!

I immediately remembered the numbers I bought a few days ago, and after calculating the time, it should be exactly yesterday's draw! Things have been messed up in the past two days, and I almost forgot about it!

Hurriedly glanced at the number......

Aze and Mu noticed where I was sitting in a daze, I was holding the newspaper in my hand, the expression on my face was a little indescribably strange, and the eyes were ...... It is clear that there is no focal length.

Gently pushing me, I came back from the extreme sluggishness, took a deep breath, felt my heart beat wildly, and my body couldn't stop shaking.

"Chen Yang, what's wrong with you?" Aze frowned, glanced at the newspaper in my hand, which happened to be folded in the welfare lottery number, and couldn't help laughing: "What's wrong?" Do you dream of getting rich? ”

A mysterious smile appeared on my face: "Wrong! It's not a dream of getting rich...... but really got rich. ”

Then I rolled up the newspaper, let out a long breath, and said slowly, "Brothers and sisters! I really won the lottery and made a fortune! One first prize, two second prizes...... In total, 8.6 million! ”

looked at me with a look of ecstasy, but Aze didn't have any joy, but glanced at the wood very seriously, the wood was also worried, turned his face to Qiao Qiao and asked seriously: "Hey, you didn't break Xiao Wu's head just now, right?" ”