Chapter 340: Liar
Qiu Dalin's rhetoric of going the opposite way seems to have worked quite well.
When the movie "The Eternal Seven Princesses" was grandly released on the day of the first snow fall in 2003, and achieved a very good box office and reputation as soon as it was released, Ji Yanran had already followed Chen Mo on a journey to visit the seventeen children sponsored by Lu Chengzong.
This trip, which delayed Chen Mo's original marriage plan, was carried out in secret.
However, because when Chen Mo was about to travel, there was a national uproar in which a wealthy man was kidnapped and finally his ticket was torn up, in addition to Ji Yanran, there were two female bodyguards who were hired for a lot of money with Chen Mo.
These two female bodyguards are the only retired elites of the women's special combat team in the country, in Qiu Dalin's words, "In addition to rolling the sheets, these two are absolutely omnipotent, pointing to where to hit a hundred shots, pinching a person to death is like pinching an ant to death!" Of course, if you are not afraid of death, then if you want to roll the sheets happily with them, it is not impossible......"
Just kidding, rolling the sheets or something, that's absolutely impossible!
As a customer, Chen Mo knew very well that his two female bodyguards were also silver with guns on their bodies - not the kind in the sense of evil! But there are real guns!
In this parallel world, it is really difficult to get a gun license and a gun, but it is not true that it is completely impossible to get it......
In short, with such two female bodyguards with extraordinary skills and weapons of great murder to follow, Chen Mo basically didn't have to worry about being robbed.
Originally, Chen Mo planned to take Wen Nuannuan on this trip together, and it would be good for Quan Chong to take half a honeymoon trip, but Wen Nuannuan didn't go on this trip with Chen Mo on the grounds that she needed to work hard and study song production.
No matter how hard Chen Mo persuaded him, Wen Nuannuan did not intend to change his decision.
In fact, Chen Mo can somewhat understand Wen Nuannuan's thoughts. He knew that there was pressure hidden in Wen Nuan's heart, and this pressure came from him who was growing in fame.
Wen Nuannuan doesn't want to be thrown too far, she wants to be an indispensable helper by Chen Mo's side as an excellent music producer, not just a housewife.
Chen Mo was completely understandable about this, which made Chen Mo feel incomprehensible. But it was Wen Nuannuan who helped Ji Yanran speak, and asked Ji Yanran to follow him on this trip.
Really, didn't Nuan Nuan find out that since the night of the proposal, Ji Yanran's little girl has almost "hooked up" with your husband in public?
You must know that men chase women in the mountains, and women chase men in the sand...... Nuan Nuan, I may not be as firm as you think.
Although he thought so in his heart, he was looking at Ji Yanran's pitiful appearance of crying and fussing, and she was about to hang herself. Chen Mo really couldn't say the word refusal.
Forget it, just follow it.
With such thoughts, Chen Mo and his entourage set out on the road.
However, when they were on the road, there were a few unplanned participants who joined the team as if they all sounded a little reliable.
After co-authoring "Journey to the West", Zhou Qinhan, the son of Sister Mu, who has been diving like a monster for a long time, joined on the grounds of "writing style", and Sister Mu also specifically begged Chen Mo. So Chen Mo had no way to refuse.
Sister Mu's sons are here, and Qiu Dalin, another co-author of "Journey to the West". Naturally, it is impossible to let go of this good opportunity to go out and wander, of course, he also has a valid reason - "As a fellow instrumental music obsessive, I went to visit the younger children." ”
Then, Liu Xinruo also came with her, and the reason for this younger brother and sister is also very reasonable-"I'm just looking at someone, so as not to ruin the reputation of the Big White Band." ”
Before and after marriage. Or to put it more clearly, after giving birth to a child, Liu Xinruo's attitude towards Qiu Dalin messing with flowers and grass outside has obviously changed a lot.
However, Qiu Dalin has changed even more, because he began to call Tianqu and said that he was a loyal and good man. I will never do anything that corrupts the Big White Band and is sorry for kissing my wife......
Liu Xinruo listened with a smile, and seemed to be very affected by Qiu Dalin's attitude,
The last person to join the team was a black straight girl who looked petite and weak, but when she opened her mouth, she was actually a meat joke that must be impressive.
This black and straight meat girl has a very nice name called Ke Muling, and her identity is the same as Sister Mu's son Zhou Qinhan, she is also an Internet writer, and she is also Zhou Qinhan's girlfriend.
Before and after the soul piercing, Chen Mo, who had read online novels for many years and children, but had never been in contact with female Internet writers, couldn't help but ask Ke Muling with curiosity: "Xiao Ke, are all female writers like you...... Unscrupulous? ”
"How is it possible, as unscrupulous as me and me, it is a relatively rare breed. Most female writers like to pretend to be ladies, even if they read more **** yellow jokes in private than men, after all, you men like pure ladies. ”
Komuling replied.
Chen Mo was taught.
And Ke Muling's words quickly made Ji Yanran regard her as a confidant, and the two of them had become good friends who talked about everything before the car drove ten kilometers.
Chen Mo didn't feel strange, after all, Ji Yanran's best friend was suddenly Meng Cai, who also had a bold style, and this was most likely Ji Yanran's real tendency to choose friends.
Therefore, not only is it not surprising, Chen Mo is also happy to be idle.
It's just that the journey is still far away, after the means of transportation changed from a car to an airplane, then from an airplane to a bus, and then from a bus to a rented off-road, and finally climbed a mountain on foot, Chen Mo and his party finally arrived at the door of the first music boy on the list.
The location is already deep in the Daliang Mountain.
Before Chen Mo's soul pierced, there were a large number of Yi people in the Daliang Mountain, which was high and densely forested, because the geographical environment was not very good, and before the founding of the People's Republic of China, it was still in a slave society, so it left a lot of backward customs, and the overall development was not particularly good.
Similar to before the soul piercing, the Daliang Mountain in this parallel world is still the mountain of the Yi people, and it is less developed than the other mountain.
For example, when Chen Mo and his entourage came to this house, they lived in an adobe tile house.
This condition is obviously much worse than those nearby houses that have already built brick houses.
But this is a mountainous area after all, and Chen Mo's line is fashionably dressed and the arrival of outsiders. It still attracted the great attention of the mountain people scattered on this side of the hill, and several families clearly sent out the whole family, young and old, standing at the edge of the courtyard and stretching their necks to watch, and pointing.
However, Chen Mo was about to visit Su Xia's house, and he didn't know if there was no one at home, or because he didn't notice the movement outside. No one pushed open the closed door to check what was going on outside.
However, before Chen Mo came, he also investigated the situation clearly, and he knew that Su Xiari must have been at home in the past two days, because the music school that Su Xiari attended had already been on vacation.
"Whew, I'm tired! Little Black Brother, this place is really backward enough, they actually built a pigsty next to the house. Don't you think it's going to attract all kinds of pests and it's dirty and smelly? ”
Qiu Dalin, who was sweating from climbing the mountain, frowned and looked at the pigsty next to Su Xiarize's house, he had never seen such a form of home, and the special smell of pig manure came from the pigsty, which made him, a rich child who grew up in a rich environment, very uncomfortable.
"Brother Lin, you are really lonely, in fact, such a layout is very common in the countryside, okay, pigs, cows, sheep, chickens and ducks or something. In the countryside, it is a very important family property, so it must be placed in a place where you can take care of it at any time. And it's also a lot more convenient when feeding like this, as for the taste...... Do you know what it means to enter the room of Zhilan and not smell its fragrance for a long time? ”
Therefore, before Qiu Dalin's words fell, he was already despised by Ji Yanran.
It must be mentioned that since the night of Chen Mo's proposal, Ji Yanran, who had already fixed the title of Qiu Dalin as "bad guy Qiu". has quietly changed this title to "Brother Da Lin".
"Is that so? Yanran's second sister-in-law, taught! ”
After Qiu Dalin was despised, he did not appear to be annoyed and angry, but humbly accepted Ji Yanran's education.
"Speaking of which, the mountain shape in this place is quite beautiful! Look at the mountain diagonally opposite. Like a breast augmentation woman lying flat on the ground? ”
Ke Muling crossed his hands on his hips, turned his back to Su Xia's house, and raised his eyes into the distance.
"Brother and sister Mu Ling, I admit that the mountain is indeed a bit like a lying woman, but you said that the mountain is like a woman and a woman, why do you have to add the word breast augmentation?"
Qiu Dalin's attention was immediately attracted by Ke Muling, and after following Ke Muling's guidance and looking at the mountains in the distance a few times, Qiu Dalin turned his head and asked a little strangely.
"Lying flat on the ground, the chest is still so straight and collapsed, is there any other possibility besides the augmentation of the chest?"
Ke Muling glanced at Qiu Dalin and replied quietly.
"Who's to say there's no other possibility? It could also be a young girl who is just developing......"
Qiu Dalin answered casually.
"Don't be funny, have you ever seen a little girl with such big breasts just developed? I can't grow so fast, okay! ”
Ke Muling glanced at Qiu Dalin again.
"I mean, you two, can't you really talk about health?"
Liu Xinruo couldn't bear it, because she already knew very well that if she didn't say something, then this topic would only continue to have no bottom line.
It's Ji Yanran, this girl, who looked at the mountain that looked like a breast augmentation woman on the side as if she was fine, and then looked down at her ****, and then nodded with satisfaction - well, it's really still a little older than this girl.
The most tragic situation is Zhou Qinhan, this heavy otaku's physical strength is simply not too weak, everyone climbs the mountain together, but he is so tired that he sits on the stone steps at the door of the house, panting more than once, his eyes are straight, and he seems to be tired and paralyzed.
"Shhh
Since he walked to the door of Su Xiarize's house, Chen Mo, who had been standing at the gate and had not moved, suddenly turned around and made a silent movement.
"What's wrong, Uncle Fake?"
Before Chen Mo's words fell, Ji Yanran immediately swooped down to his side.
"Listen."
Chen Mo stretched out his right index finger and pointed towards the closed door of Su Xia's house.
Ji Yanran immediately did as she was told, so she finally heard a very low sound of guzheng playing.
"It's a little quieter, but it's pretty good...... What kind of tune is this, fake uncle? ”
Ji Yanran listened carefully for a while, and after really feeling that this non-existent guzheng playing was quite good, she finally lowered her voice and asked.
"It's "Phoenix Seeking Phoenix", which is said to have been made by Sima Xiangru, but now it seems to have been proven to be a guzheng song composed by a certain pianist Tuogu during the Great Qian's time." It was not Chen Mo but Qiu Dalin who answered this question, and after answering Ji Yanran's question, he also echoed and commented: "This little guy, the song is really good." ”
"Well, that's good, it's just a thirteen-year-old kid after all."
Chen Mo also gave a positive evaluation, because he knew very well that this 13-year-old Su Xia Rize actually officially learned to play the guzheng in his early years.
But judging from the level of playing "Phoenix Seeking Phoenix" just now, Su Xiari, a novice, has no weaker level of playing the guzheng than many people who have played the guzheng for many years.
If I had to give a measure, it would be that the amateur level is more than enough, and the level that has already entered the hall but has not yet fully entered the house.
"Who? Who's out there? ”
Maybe it was because of the end of the song, what Chen Mo and the others were talking about was suddenly interrupted by a slightly immature voice through the closed door.
"It's Su Xia, we are teachers from the private Nuannuan Conservatory of Music, because of the recommendation of your teacher Guo Jialin, so we came to take a look at your situation...... So can you open the door first? ”
Chen Mo immediately said the words that had been prepared a long time ago.
The so-called private Nuan Nuan Conservatory of Music is the name of the conservatory that Chen Mo is preparing to establish, and the name Nuan Nuan undoubtedly comes from Wen Nuannuan.
Although Wen Nuannuan thought that this name was inappropriate, Chen Mo decided on this matter very well, and even he had already obtained the approval to run the school, and even the various official seals that would be needed after the establishment of the school had been engraved.
Therefore, saying this at the door of Su Xiari's house really can't be regarded as Chen Mo deceiving the feelings of the children.
However, to Chen Mo's surprise, after listening to his words through the closed door, Su Xiari in the adobe house replied very resolutely: "Of course I can't open the door!" Mr. Guo didn't tell me about this at all, you must be liars from outside the mountains, go quickly! You are not welcome! And there's nothing in my house for you to cheat anymore! ”
Swindler?
Oh, the little guy's vigilance is quite high.
Chen Mo was a little amused, although this situation was completely unexpected by him, but fortunately, he was not without a way to deal with it. (To be continued.) )