Chapter 200: Don't Test Human Nature
The days passed, and Ding Hao still didn't have any news.
Ah Chu regained his composure. Qinglian and Fuxi are still very talkative.
And looking forward to his own life, it will be more fulfilling. Practicing martial arts, copying scriptures, talking about love, and occasionally, I have to go to Duanwangfu to meet that lovely aunt.
Fang Xiao sometimes felt very sorry for her: "I'll copy this scripture for you, look at your hard work to write this." ”
"Can your words be the same as mine? That's to give the Queen Mother a purpose. Gu Pan refused.
"As far as practicing calligraphy is concerned, it is difficult for the bad ones to write well. It's not easy to learn from the good and the bad. As for you, I'm aiming at a few of them, and they're more like yours than yours, and they're definitely faster than yours. He was eager to try.
She glared at him, "Did you talk like that?" My current words are not a little bit better than the horizontal seven speed eight! ”
He immediately begged for mercy: "Hehe, I was wrong, it's indeed much better than before." I just want to help you, it's hard work, and it's a waste of so much time, if you have this time, you might as well spend more time with me. ”
She said with a straight face: "It's not hard, it's good to copy this scripture and polish my temperament." To practice archery is to learn to meditate and accept boredom. If the heart can be settled, it can aim more accurately. ”
He said: "That being said, there is no need for you to be any more masters, and you will no longer be in danger." ”
She raised her eyebrows: "Who can tell clearly what will happen in the future, it is always good to have skills." ”
He didn't listen to her and pestered: "I've been writing for so long, I can rest." Stay with me for a while. ”
The two of you and I were in love for a while, and then I let go.
It took her a few days to copy the scriptures and send them to the palace, and the Queen Mother accepted them, although it was inevitable that she would be reprimanded again, but she didn't think of any other ways to embarrass her.
Gu Pan thought of Lu Xuan'er, and always felt that there was hair on her back, this queen mother didn't look like a person who would give up.
Is this old woman brewing something more terrifying? Is this comfort just the calm before the storm?
She talked about this worry and this doubt with Fang Xiao.
Fang Xiao said: "You don't have to worry about it for the time being. ”
Gu Pan asked, "Why?" ”
Fang Xiao said: "The emperor will carry a little for us." ”
Gu Pan asked again: "Did we suffer so much for him?" He thought it had to be a little funny. That's why you're protecting us? ”
Fang Xiao scratched her nose: "That's pretty much what it means." As long as the emperor protects us, we will not suffer losses. ”
Seeing that he trusted the emperor so much, Gu Pan sighed in his heart, obviously he was the object of use. He was so stupid that the emperor would really help him. She felt the need to hint at him: "You said you didn't need to worry about it for the time being. So what do you need to worry about in the future? ”
Fang Xiao laughed: "You really know how to grasp words, and the temporary meaning is that as long as the emperor is here." The Queen Mother will not go too far. ”
Alas, Gu Pan shook his head secretly, and the hint didn't work at all. Fang Xiao still pinned his hopes on the emperor, who was a villain completely, and he sold him and counted the money for him. Still not thinking about these annoying things, she remembered another thing: "Have you ever seen the three orchids at home?" ”
He shook his head: "I'm going to see what they do?" None of them look good as you. ”
She pushed away the hand he touched, "You placed them all in the North Courtyard?" ”
He nodded: "Yes, there are a few others who were rewarded before, stay there together." ”
"They're young women, and there's no way to leave them there," she said. If you don't plan to accept them again, it's better to find a suitable person to send them out, and don't delay them. ”
Fang Xiao nodded: "Okay, let's see if there is a chance to send them away." He narrowed his eyes again: "Naturally, I have no intention of accepting them, I can't deal with any of you, and I don't have time to think about anything else." ”
Gu Pan let out a long "oh": "Then you kept them before, do you want to be able to slowly move your mind in the future?" ”
Fang Xiao took her hand and pressed it on his chest: "Heaven and earth conscience, I don't have any thoughts about this!" You also said it before, don't slack off the Queen Mother's intentions, so I kept them. Now that the lady said to send it, I will send them out immediately, without the slightest ambiguity. ”
Gu Pan scratched his chest: "This is like words." ”
Fang Xiao looked at her and expressed satisfaction: "That's right, you should be jealous, I'm happy if you're jealous." If it is like before, there is no reaction, and that is what annoys me the most. ”
So this man likes women? She suddenly thought of Duanwang and his wife, it seems that they are also made by heaven and earth, and one is uncomfortable when he doesn't see her doing it, is it okay that this mouth is also genetic? She burst out laughing.
Fang Xiao was unhappy: "Is my words so funny?" ”
Gu Pan hurriedly explained: "It's not laughing at you. ”
Fang Xiao asked, "Then what are you laughing at?" ”
Gu Pan said: "I'm thinking about our uncle and aunt. ”
Fang Xiao said: "What's wrong with them? ”
Gu Pan said: "Do you remember that the imperial aunt asked for an orchid from me?" ”
Fang Xiao nodded: "Remember." ”
Gu Pan laughed again: "She didn't want to use this beauty to test Uncle Huang's heart. As a result, the woman didn't know, so she tried all tricks to seduce the emperor's uncle, who was afraid that this was a trap at first, and he couldn't plan whether he was alive or dead. Later, there were many times, and the imperial aunt made a magnanimous appearance again, and the imperial uncle was accidentally fooled. ”
Fang Xiao was surprised: "Uncle Huang, he dares to touch other women?" ”
Gu Pan laughed: "It's not dyed, it's still a little bit close, because the imperial aunt rushed in." ”
Thinking of this scene, Fang Xiao also laughed: "Aunt Huang has been waiting for this moment for a long time!" ”
Gu Pan smiled so hard that he couldn't close his mouth: "Now, the imperial uncle is miserable, it is said that the aunt has been making trouble for a month before the imperial uncle coaxes her well." ”
Fang Xiao sighed: "This is the end of an unfirm position." ”
Gu Pan glanced at him, shook his head and said, "Actually, it's best not to test human nature. ”
Fang Xiao tasted her words, thought for a while, patted his chest and said, "Although the lady lets the horse come, her husband will definitely withstand the test of the earth!" ”
"Okay, I'll believe it for the time being." Gu Pan smiled again and asked, "What do you think happened to that beauty in Uncle Wang's family?" ”
Fang Xiao said: "Kicked out?" ”
Gu Pan shook his head.
Fang Xiao asked again: "Beaten?" ”
Gu Pan shook his head again.
Fang Xiao said: "Don't let me guess. My aunt has no less bizarre ideas in her head than you, I really can't guess. ”
Gu Pan cracked her mouth again: "Auntie doesn't let her do any work, feeds her every day, and lets her bask in the sun outside when she has nothing to do." She laughed so hard that tears flowed: "Guess what? It didn't take long for this delicate beauty to turn into a fat and black big fat girl! ”
Fang Xiao opened his mouth wide in surprise: "Black fat girl?"
Gu Pan couldn't breathe with a smile: "Then I brought it to King Duan and asked him if he still liked her, if he did, he would marry Dongfang directly, Uncle Huang, and he was petrified on the spot." ”
Fang Xiao's eyes widened and froze: "This trick is so poisonous" He looked at Gu Pan: "Such a vicious move, it won't be what you think of, right?" ”
Gu Pan smacked him: "you!" ”
Thinking of the funny scene in Duanwang's Mansion, the two laughed together. (To be continued.) )