Chapter 29: Stupid and cute king fat man

In Li Xuan's memory, in addition to being a well-known director and producer, Wang Jin also has an important identity as an actor. Many of the roles he starred in were embarrassed and cute, which made people laugh when they saw him. Li Xuan remembers the two movies he watched when he was a child, "Ghost Hunting" and "Ghost Wife", which relied on Wang Jin's comedy talent to support the whole movie.

But my brother is making horror movies now, Li Xuan greeted helplessly: "Fatty, be stable, be less funny!" ”

Now Wang Fatzi quit, pointed at Zhong Chuhong and said to Li Xuan: "What's wrong with me, I've always been good at behaving well." Why don't you talk about your daughter-in-law, when you see me, you laugh, and you can't shoot ......, oops! It hurts, it hurts, let go, let go! But the finger pointing at Zhong Chuhong was grabbed by the chick and was breaking back.

"Humph! Look at what you're talking about! Zhong Xiaoniu hatefully let go of Wang Jin's fingers. Now the fat man was honest, he didn't dare to speak, and shook his finger next to him.

"Hey, let's hurry up and play a few of you, and finish the work. By the way, Ah Hong, will you go shopping with Ah Zhen later? A white-faced elder sister upstairs suddenly poked her head out and shouted. This sister Jia Coconut is also Zhong Chuhong's best friend, the one who doesn't want acting skills, as long as she stares at people with a cold face and scary eyes, Li Xuan will be played by her.

"Okay, okay, it's rare for the three of us to get together......"

"Ahem!" Li Xuan coughed vigorously and glared at Zhong Chuhong fiercely: "If you want to go shopping, hurry up and shoot the scene, don't laugh." Ready, ready, stand up! ”

Seeing Zhong Chuhong and Wang Fatzi standing in their positions, Zhong Ermei hurriedly stretched out the clapper in front of the camera, which was one of her extra jobs. Everything was ready, and Li Xuan shouted heavily, "action!" ”。

"Twenty scenes, three shots."

"Smack!"

Zhong Chuhong took a pile of letters and asked Wang Jin, who was pulling the curtains, suspiciously, "Who is Li Zuogang?" ”

In the gloomy and dim room, Wang Jin glanced back at Zhong Chuhong nonchalantly, turned around and opened the curtains, and a beam of sunlight shone in: "Maybe someone lived here before Mr. Tian's family." It's not cost-effective to sell such a good house, the house is so good, quiet and close to the subway station. ”

With a "bang", the fat man opened the window again and continued: "I think there should be many people who like this house. ”

Suddenly, there seemed to be a strange sound behind him, and Zhong Chuhong turned his head.

"Click"

"Okay, it's over, let's shoot the next one - go upstairs and meet a ghost." Li Xuan turned off the camera in a cold sweat, but fortunately the chick didn't laugh this time.

After filming for a whole day, Li Xuan was surprised to find that except for the scenes that needed to be filmed by the little boy together, the scenes in the house were all filmed, so it is estimated that the whole movie can be filmed in three days at most. Li Xuan, who was sitting in the car, rubbed his chin, should you apply for the Gillis record with such a fast speed? However, it seems that in later generations, an Indian director took two hours to make a 74-minute movie. Forget it, buddy, don't compare with the open nation.

"Hey, fatty." Li Xuan suddenly shouted to Wang Jin, who was driving. They were now in Wang Tianlin's car, and the back seat was full of machines and films. Originally, Li Xuan was going to try to drive a car, but he had a car before he crossed over, and his hands were itchy after not driving for more than half a year. It's a pity that the driver's seat of the car in Hong Kong is on the right, which makes Li Xuan, who is used to the left, awkward, drive for two minutes in fear, and immediately return it to Wang Fatzi.

"What?" Wang Fatzi replied angrily, Li Xuan tossed for a day today, and he beat him for a day, as a fat man, he was tired of it.

Li Xuan said nonchalantly: "Lend me my brother and sister tonight." ”

"Whew-"

"Bang"

"Oops! What are you doing? Li Xuan rubbed his forehead and looked at the angry Wang Fat Man next to him. Just now, the car braked suddenly, and Li Xuan, who was not wearing a seat belt, hit his head on the driver's platform at once.

Wang Jin didn't talk first, but threw a middle finger at Li Xuan before saying disdainfully: "You kid will take advantage of your brother, right?" ”

"What's the advantage, it's not like you haven't read the script. There's a pregnant woman's trick, and my brother and sister are performing in their true colors. Li Xuan quibbled stiffly.

"I'm too lazy to you." Wang Fatzi started the car again, and said while playing the steering wheel: "Anyway, wait for you to play that teacher, I will be in charge, if I see that you have the slightest mistake, I will click, I will compensate you to death!" ”

I'll it, Li Xuan is stupid now, this fat man can really retaliate!

Li Xuan and Wang Fatzi are very nervous now, they were originally shooting well, but this Wang Tianlin suddenly went home. This time it hit the muzzle of the gun, and he had to give Li Xuan a hand. Looking at Wang Tianlin standing next to him, Li Xuan, who was sitting at the dining table, tightened the pen in his hand.

"Jinzai, let's go!" Wang Tianlin held the board for a long time and didn't see Wang Jin react, so he couldn't help glaring at his son.

"Ahh Wang Fatzi, who was standing behind his wife, reacted and immediately shouted: "Ready, action!" ”

"Thirty-sixth, one shot."

"Smack!"

Li Xuan, who was writing and drawing on the paper with his head down, took a deep breath, raised his head and asked Wang Jin's wife, "Hey, wife, do you remember our classmate Jia Ye in college?" ”

is worthy of being the daughter-in-law of a family of directors, and her performance is not muddy. Wang Jin's wife said curiously: "Jiacout? Well......, Yan Jiaye? ”

"Yes, it's her ......"

Before Li Xuan could finish speaking, Wang Jin's wife interrupted him: "Huh! Say what she does, such a creepy person, what's wrong with her? ”

"yes, it's okay, it's okay." Li Xuan didn't want to mention that person, so he lowered his head.

"Click"

Wang Jin roared: "It's over! ”

Li Xuan took a deep breath, it seems that there was no fool on the set for two months, at least it's okay for the buddy to run a trick.

"This is what you guys are filming?" Wang Tianlin asked coldly on the side.

Yes? Li Xuan's nerves that had just become excited suddenly cooled down, how could this atmosphere feel wrong. Looking at Wang Tianlin, who had a cold face, Li Xuan asked cowardly, "Yes, Uncle Wang." What's wrong? ”

"Hey, it's nonsense." Wang Tian sighed and threw the clapper on the table: "I saw that you have been filming for a long time, and the camera has not changed, and the audience will be suffocated when the time comes." As he spoke, Wang Tianlin shook his head and walked back to his bedroom.

The words of the great director made Li Xuan stunned for a moment, if he could use various lenses flexibly, he would not choose this film. Besides, isn't the first part of this grudge winning in this documentary-style style, which makes people look and feel like the real thing. But it's not easy to explain to Wang Tianlin, the generation gap in the middle is at least 20 years.

Li Xuan felt a headache, and before the filming was finished, someone sang down!

"Hey, Xuan Zai!"

"Huh?" Li Xuan, who was feeling helpless, looked up at Wang Jin next to him.

Carrying the bulky camera to the other side of the room, Wang Jin rebalanced the camera and said, "You don't care about my dad's words, I feel that we filmed very well, and when the time comes, I will scare him to death." ”

"Hey, hey." Li Xuan smiled: "You dead fat man is not afraid of being heard by your father." ”

"How can you hear through the door!" Wang Jin glanced at Li Xuan with disdain, and then continued: "Hurry up, you play the board yourself." It's time to sleep after filming, and I'm going to have to be busy all day tomorrow. ”

Li Xuan chuckled, picked up the clapperboard on the dining table, modified the numbers, and stretched out in front of the camera.

"Ready, action!"

"One shot for the thirty-seventh scene."

"Smack!"

(Note: I've been dizzy for the past two days, hey!) )

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