Fenghuang is in the 笯, 笯 (pronounced slave sound), 笯 is the meaning of the cage

Why is typography so horrible? Can't change it, no section?

I'm wearing a CHANEL dress, carrying a Hermès limited edition bag, and Christian heels...... Hee-hee, Christian heels are of course high-imitation, from the CK mall, which has the most expensive rent in the city...... "Good enough" shoe store nearby.

I'm like a rich woman, no, a strong woman with a successful career walked into the "Sheraton" five-star hotel, and the two beautiful and slender doormen at the door of the hotel nodded at me.

The beautiful man should be in a state of uproar, a little bit empty-eyed, turned around, his eyes were cold and lonely, similar to a husky, a husky is a kind of dog, and a wolf looks like it. Ouch, that's right, I'm not a strong woman with a successful career, I'm just a "good enough" shoe store...... An employee of the "Beibei" pet shop next to me, my job is to wash and scrub the dogs, blow the hair and groom, (of course, the boss is going to change careers, I am ready to borrow money to be my own boss now) My Hermès limited edition bag is the husky's mother - a real rich woman accidentally fell in our store, I accidentally borrowed it, to reiterate, the bag is absolutely genuine!

No, no, no, you're wrong, I'm not going on a blind date, although it's all over the sky, but I've never been on a blind date, I'm attending a high school reunion, what is a class reunion? Reminiscing about the old days, nostalgia and youth, that is actually a disguise, and the real purpose is a competition. Twelve years ago, we competed to see whose college entrance examination score was high, whose university was famous enough, and after the twelve, we fought for work, income, husband, and even this outfit. Comrades, the evil new society has a sinister heart, and I don't know who will kill the face!

Knowing that my high school classmates were going to have a party half a year ago, I spent half a year preparing for the party, looking at myself in the mirror, my skin was snow-white, although my waist was a little thicker, two feet five, I took a deep breath and closed my abdomen was two feet four and a half inches, Shuangfeng was proud, H cup, the waves were turbulent, and the woman who said on the Internet that "with breasts" was me!

The lobby guy who sells underwear across the street from the pet store always looks at me and drools, and when he scolds, he says, "She's NN!" Then he stared at my chest mercilessly, and the person who was scolded had to stare at my chest, and the miraculous thing was that the two people who wanted to scold couldn't scold them, and came directly to me to hand me a business card to introduce their names, ages, and work units, despite how they looked and hateful! Damn, is it okay to even be an appearance association? Not everyone can get on it! I can't look down on Wu Yifan's face, Lee Min Ho's long legs, Huang Sect Master's chest muscles, and Robert Pattinson's melancholy temperament, I am very idealistic, the one in my heart must gather the advantages of all these male gods!

So, I'm a H beauty, and I'm still single? Okay, okay, don't deviate from the topic, this kind of confession is a bit dangerous, it seems to tell everyone, I'm a fat beauty, the key is to be single, and the more important thing is that it's all over now, the class reunion of the twelfth anniversary of high school graduation, what do I take out to show off to everyone? has no husband, no children, only a body of fat, and an H cup......

I walked into the luxury box like an aristocratic socialite, and my former classmates made false jokes when they met, and my luxury cup and handbag were genuine, so I talked and laughed loudly, introduced my business experience, and introduced the million-dollar famous dogs in the pet store, "There is no famous dog that is not a nobleman!" A bold statement stunned the group of teachers and grandmothers who married the director, married the civil servant, married the lawyer and doctor, and gave birth to a good son.

I saw Shu Yin, you didn't think at all, I would have such a highly intelligent and beautiful girlfriend, the only thing we have in common is that we are both single. It's normal for me to be single, my eyes are expensive, ordinary men can't get into my eyes, it's a pity that Shu Yin is single, this is the most beautiful beauty I've ever seen, but it's a pity that I wear a pair of glasses, and when I take off my glasses, she is invincible Fan Bingbing, and when I put on glasses, she is Fan Dumb. Except for that premeditated love affair in high school, she was more innocent than me.

She is the kind of rare good child, she has never said foul language since she was a child, she was born in a polite family, her father is a professor at a medical university, and her mother is the principal of our middle school, her style is quite rigorous, always decent, and her hair is combed in the slightest, so Shu Yin is also a very strict person.

Shu Yin and I have been classmates for six years, from junior high school to high school, in this school spirit is quite rigorous middle school, she is the most well-behaved girl in the class, junior high school with a slender one, with a little shyness, and good homework, classmates call her sister, she always walks in a straight line, her eyes are a little below the horizon, she is thin feet, and she does not look arrogant at all. Later, when she went to middle school, she began to wear glasses, at first it was 200 degrees, and in the third year of high school, she wore it to 600 degrees, and after finishing graduate school and becoming a teaching assistant in college, her glasses were worn to 800 degrees.

That's right, I just sat with such a beautiful scholar, Shu Yin, who never did bad things, learned to pass the note to me during the exam, and helped me successfully pass the test again and again, of course, I couldn't pass the college entrance examination anyway, so she went to the best university, and I became a clerk in a pet store.

"This glass of wine is given to the last two Qi Tian leftovers in our class! I heard that all that is left is the essence! "Everyone looked at me, and then at Shu Yin.

At this time, Shu Yin's unsuccessful male protagonist also came, brought a very pretending little girlfriend, hung on him with half of his body, and said with a pair of innocent big eyes saying anything: "Really? ”

Of course, the attempted actor also has something to do with me, when I encouraged Shu Yin to fall in love with him, I became a shameless messenger, and I fell in love with him without hesitation. That's why we both hated the boyfriend who was trying to do it.

Shu Yin drank a little too much, and she said to me: "Xiaofeng, I am now working with the professor on a very special project, which is time and space travel, and it is basically successful, so I need a volunteer to be the first time traveler!" ”

I don't think Shu Yin is talking about alcohol, she is a very strict person, although she is a little drunk, I am very interested, and asks: "Is it like Ruoxi in "Step by Step"? Traveling to the Qing Dynasty, all kinds of brothers love? ”

"Almost, it's just a thought crossing, quite a soul piercing, we search for the time channel stored in the space through high-density instruments, and send people's consciousness and thoughts to the era you want to go to, so as to achieve the purpose of crossing!"

"You mean that I can go to whichever era I want to go to, and I can meet any handsome guy I want?"

"Theoretically yes, it's just that we haven't found a traverser willing to do the experiment!"

"Shu Yin, look, can I do it?"

"Anyone can, but it's probably a little risky!"

"Take a little risk, what are you afraid of! As long as you can meet a handsome guy! "I'm a little excited, which era should I wear it to?

"Okay, let's go to the professor's lab now!"

Two hours later, it was already late at night, Shu Yin said that this time is the best, the time channel is the most stable, I didn't expect Professor Wang Jia to be so handsome, and not the kind of crepe, sharp and angular, a face with Chinese characters to square, very different from the professor I imagined, there was an assistant standing behind him, I almost vomited blood when I saw it, isn't he a combination of Wu Yifan, Li Minho, Huang Sect Master, and Robert Pattinson?

I whispered to Shu Yin: "You guard such a good resource every day, and you are still single?" Shu Yin smiled bitterly: "They have their world, I can't get in." ”

I thought about it for a long time, and then I realized that their world is the world of men and men, what a pity, too wasteful, what status do you put in the world's female compatriots?

The "combination" took a form and said, "You fill in the form, and we can find the most suitable time channel for you according to your intentions!" "I almost vomited out a mouthful of blood, this voice is low and thick and magnetic, if this voice says a word in your ear, can there be a woman alive?

The design of the form was very complicated, Shu Yin instructed me to fill it out, what is voluntary to carry out this project, what is the consequences at your own risk, etc., my back is cold, I said to the "combination": "This form means that I may have no return?" ”

"Combined" smiled charmingly and said: "Not necessarily, the rigorous attitude of science is to prepare for the worst!" ”

I asked again, "If I go there, can I meet a little fresh meat like you?" ”

"Of course, you can choose here, you can choose the first beautiful man in the ages, or you can choose ......"

"There is still the first beautiful man in the ages? Which one? Let me see? "I craned my neck.

"Combination" showed me the options, the first beautiful man in the ages, from the Great Yan Kingdom of the Five Hu and Sixteen Kingdoms, the emperor ......

"This is good, this is good, that's it, I want the first beautiful man in the ages!" My saliva fell to the ground.

"Okay, there are different types here, don't you look at them again?" He pointed to the column below and said, "All you have to do is explain here, and we'll send you there as you wish!" "I looked at the table and shamelessly thought: A heroic person like a professor can be a spare tire, and the first beautiful man in the ages is the first choice!

I filled out the form, wiped my saliva and said to Shu Yin: "Why don't you wear it too, let's enjoy the beautiful man as a companion!" ”

Shu Yin shook her head and said, "I'll talk about it when you come back." ”

"Wait for me to come back? You mean maybe you won't be able to come back? "I was a little panicked.

The "combination" pushed me away, while saying: "If you can't come back, it means that you are having a good time over there, and you are inseparable from your first beautiful man of the ages, and the whole world envies you, what are you doing when you come back?" ”

The handsome man was like a flower, and his voice was so charming, I didn't raise any more objections, I was pushed into a rocket-like instrument, and I heard my little heart "pounding", and I lost consciousness with a sound similar to a long whistle......