Chapter Eighty-Three: Why So Witful

Wei Jinxiu's comfortable mood was not maintained until the moment he saw Shen Xiaoli, the reason was because he was walking and actually tripped over his own clothes!

That's right, he's getting smaller again.

The small body was wrapped in wide clothes, and the feet were planted on the ground without paying attention, Wei Jinxiu looked up at the sky gloomily, and sadness flowed backwards.

Shen Xiao left Yeyao and went straight to the courtyard where Helian Chen was, and then saw a long line of people lined up at the door of the house, mostly women, carrying some things in their hands, and they didn't know what they were. She was stunned at first, suspecting that she had gone to the wrong place, and pulled a sturdy aunt, Shen Xiaoli asked, "Auntie, why is this so lively?" What are you doing? ”

The aunt looked at Shen Xiao's appearance from the dust, and smiled, "The young man is from out of town?" Shen Xiaoli nodded, the aunt had such an expression, she pointed to the small door in front of her, "The doctor inside is sure to see a doctor and the medicine is cheap, and the important thing is that he looks cute." ”

Shen Xiaoli was silent, seeing that she was so talkative with a red face, how could she look a little uncomfortable, so she couldn't help but ask: "Then where are you always uncomfortable?" ”

The aunt covered her face shyly, and twisted: "People feel distressed and want Dr. Chen to take a look." ”

Shen Xiao is a little away from her feet, my poor son, what kind of life has she lived since she left!

Picked up his trousers and ran straight into the yard, "Eh, how are you grabbing a position!" Queue up! Shen Xiaoli rolled his eyes and pretended to be lame: "I just arrived, the pain is unbearable, forgive me." ”

Then the aunt saw that Shen Xiaoli couldn't squeeze in when she got to the door, and stepped on the wall with the foot she just said was injured, and flew in with a vigorous posture.

"Sonβ€”Daddy has come to see you!"

She raised her voice and shouted two sentences, and saw Helian Chen running out in a hurry, "Stupid woman! Why did you come back so soon! The babyface was full of suspicion after the surprise, and looked her up and down before saying, "Are you poisoned?" Seriously injured? Convulsions? ”

Shen Xiaoli slapped him on the back of the head, "Who are you cursing, I don't think you can do it?" Helian Chen's face didn't blush, and he said sourly: "I don't know you yet?" Hum...... If you come alone, I guess it's either related to your apprentice or has some connection with your master, where will you be kind enough to come to see me. ”

was guessed, Shen Xiaoli touched his nose in embarrassment.

"Doctor Chen, I'm so dizzy!"

"Doctor Chen, my chest is tight!"

"Doctor Chen, my arm is a little cramped!"

"Doctor Dust@#! …… οΏ₯#@”

One person grabbed the talk, and the people behind made a fuss one after another.

"Oh oh, okay, I'll be right now!" Helian Chen, the kid was also stupid, and replied good-naturedly: "You go and wait for me for a while, there are still some patients here." ”

Such a big pile, and there are countless pretending to be sick in it, so you can see it at that time? Helian Chen, even if he was a divine doctor, couldn't let them toss like this.

Shen Xiaoli grabbed him and raised his chin, "You wait." ”

Helian Chen obediently stopped and looked at her suspiciously.

His eyes swept around the courtyard wall, and he stepped forward to pick up a brick and jumped to the wall.

I saw her staring at the villagers who came to see her with a calm face, and suddenly shouted loudly, "Ha! Then he slapped the brick on his head mercilessly, and the brick was instantly knocked in half, and fell to the ground with a 'click', raising a layer of yellow ash.

Everyone looked at her with a stunned expression, and she squinted her eyes with satisfaction, yes, the deterrent effect was achieved.

Shen Xiaoli cleared his throat and said in a loud voice, "Listen! It's okay to see a doctor! But from now on, it will be necessary to diagnose which one is pretended! This is the end of the game! She twinked her fingertips and pointed to the big bag rising from her head and sneered in warning.

Helian Chen was the first to come back to his senses, and hurriedly pulled her, "What are you doing, come down and I'll take a look at your head." ”

Shen Xiaoli waved his hand coldly, "I'm fine." After she finished speaking, she looked at those people again and said arrogantly, "Does anyone want to try it?" ”

"Or ...... Let's come back another day, the man looks like he's got something wrong with his brain. ”

"That's right, don't go crazy and do something to me for a while, that will affect my name too much......"

The women looked at each other, and finally the corners of their mouths were slumped, and their faces were as ugly as constipation.

She threw away the bricks and clapped her hands, jumped down with a snorting face, "Look, it's still Daddy's wit, right?" I'm going to get rid of all the chicks so you can have a lot easier. ”

Helian Chen looked at the egg-sized bag on her head, and couldn't find the words to refute her?!

"Thank you!"

He held back for a long time and squeezed a few words out between his teeth. Shen Xiaoli wanted to say something more, but in the next second, his eyes rolled and he fainted.

Helian Chen: ......

By the time she had slept comfortably, it was already evening.

Shen Xiaoli got up and touched her head, and after applying it with a cool medicine bag, the swelling had subsided, she got up and sat down at the table, and consciously began to grab chopsticks to eat.

"Stir-fried bitter gourd, cold cucumber, boiled anchovy ......"

A table of green dishes, when did Helian Chen change to a vegetarian diet? Thinking about it, the chopsticks were put down heavily, and he asked in protest: "Son, why don't you make it when you become a monk?" Where's my meat? Why don't you look thin every day? ”

Helian Chen didn't even bother to throw the whites of his eyes to her, and he didn't raise his head to sort out the list of people who would come to receive the medicine tomorrow. "No, the steamed fish and sauced duck I ate yesterday, the day before yesterday I ate called flower chicken and pork ribs stewed corn, I ...... the day before yesterday"

"Stop, stopβ€”" She quickly stopped Helian Chen, "Then it looks like you're trying to abuse me?" ”

Helian Chen turned his head and looked at her expressionlessly: "You made it yourself, the girl who sent me meat was driven away, and you can only eat it like this today." ”

Shen Xiaoli was stunned, and suddenly howled: "Son-you are so poor that you sell your 'sex' and 'appearance' in exchange for food, you have difficulties and you tell your father, and your father will teach you how to live without money." ”

Helian Chen took a sip of her, "How can I speak, I can obviously rely on my face and talent to eat, what are I wasting all that money for?" ”

……

Shen Xiaoli turned around him with strange eyes, "When did Wu'er become so shameless, it won't be a fake, right?" After she finished speaking, she gave a high-five, and said firmly: "It must be an impostor, unless...... If you give me a high-grade drug that can stun people and wake up and don't remember what happened during that time, I will believe you. ”

After beating around the bush for so long, why are you here to cheat the medicine?

Helian Chen was speechless, but he knew that she must be useful, "Tomorrow it will be matched, let's say it first, you can't do things that hurt the heavens and reason." ”

Shen Xiaoli smiled and bent his eyes, and replied again and again: "Yes, yes, I didn't want to trouble you, but last time I lost my memory, I threw away all the incense powder that Yuzhi took from him as garbage, and I went to take it and saved Qi Yu and used it, who made the little divine doctor rejuvenate and do anything~"