I haven't been out to play for a long time, and I can't stand the temptation of Xiao Ao (Angel Oscar) and Xiao Wu, so I flew to Nanjing with my wife on October 2.

Poor little Ao! We didn't catch the plane that was promised, and changed to the next one, and as a result, he waited for more than five hours at Nanjing Lukou Airport, embarrassed, I wanted to repay him with a personal promise, but unfortunately, the third wife was eyeing him on the side, with her judo black belt skills, I still quietly endured it, and I will find a chance to repay my family Xiaoao in the future.

On the way, I said: "Xiao Ao, you must be tired, why don't you sleep together when you arrive at the hotel." ”

Xiao Ao ** smiled, "Okay! You and the dancer both brought their wives, and I came alone and earned it. Hey. ”

My wife said very calmly: "It's okay, you sleep in the middle, and let Xiao San and Xiao Wu sleep on both sides of you." ”

Xiao Ao's face changed greatly, "I lost ......"

I smiled and said, "Xiao Ao! You're going to attack and suffer together,......" Glancing at Xiao Ao's handsome face, I felt that my gaze seemed to be as hot as the weather in Nanjing......

When I arrived in Nanjing, I met the little five and five siblings who had been waiting for N for a long time in the hotel. My wife pinched me quietly, the meaning is obvious, why are the five brothers and sisters so easy to pinch. I'm ......, I'm so pathetic! My arm is "fat"

Xiao Wu: "San'er, you're finally here." I'm so anxious to wait, you see I even opened the honeymoon suite for you. ”

Four-star hotel! Xiao San has never taken his wife to live in such a high-end place, so he looked at Xiao Wu gratefully, "Wu'er, why don't you let my wife and your wife go tonight, and you can stay." ”

Xiao Wumian said without changing his color: "Okay! Come on. It's not the first time for us anyway. ”

The next moment, the eyes of the fifth brother and sister and my wife seemed to be able to kill, and that target seemed to be me......

Fortunately, the TV quickly attracted their attention, and Xiao San was spared.

After eating at noon, I went straight to the famous Zhongshan Mausoleum scenic spot in Nanjing in the afternoon. Up to the top of the mountain, there were more than 300 steps, which made the three of us men squat on the ground and gasp for breath, and I felt tired like a big wolf dog. At this time, Xiao Ao's wife also went to the Sun Yat-sen Mausoleum with us, thanks to the fact that she bought a few fans with the words 'The world is for the public' in time, so that our hypoxic state and sweaty state were gradually lifted.

Xiao Ao: "It seems that I underestimated the degree of our decadence......"

I gasped and said, "Su! Me, I used up all my activity for the second half of the year. "I think back then, I also participated in the National and Municipal Games, but I have been writing books for more than three years, and I am already in my 20s and 60s, hey......

Xiao Wu's situation seemed to be slightly better, but when he came down the mountain, he told the truth, "Thanks to my wife!" Otherwise, I won't be able to get down if my legs are weak. ”

I whispered, "That leg?" Middle or two? ”

Xiao Wu said angrily: "Beasts! ”

On the second day, we decided to go to Yangzhou to harass Dai Xiaolou, originally Xiaoao was not going to go, but then he still came after we arrived in Yangzhou. This time, I thought that the four talents would know Yangzhou. However, by the time we sat down to eat, the number had already dropped to ten, and in addition to the four of us and my wife, there was also the round, cute, globe-like Jingguan classmate.

It's over, I shouted, "The four jackals (uh, accidentally told the truth) will become Yangzhou and the five rats will be Yangzhou." ”

In terms of age, I am still the third, and the fifth is still the youngest.

The drill rat is naturally Dai Xiaolou, Xiaolou stroked his slightly protruding lower abdomen and sighed: "I think back then, when we were thin, I don't know how many mm crushes, everyone said that I looked like Andy Lau." But now, it's over, others say I look like Liu Huan......"

Everyone was stunned, and then burst into laughter......

The food in Yangzhou and Nanjing is good, I went to eat white food this time, hehe, I walked around a few scenic spots in Yangzhou that day, and went back to wash and sleep.

Early the next morning, the five rats collectively bought "spring".

Fuchun Building, the only century-old shop in Yangzhou, is civilized with morning tea, and we bought this "spring" (people who want to be crooked, the kneeling radiator in the north goes, and the kneeling motherboard in the south. ）

In order to let us eat the morning tea of Fuchun Building, the sister-in-law went to line up at six o'clock in the morning, deeply moved, although I want to make a promise, but when I think of the old and small building that electric small motor kung fu, I am still silently grateful in my heart. The morning tea in Fuchun Lou is really amazing! But the price is also black! Memorable.

When we got on the cruise, Xiaolou said that Slender West Lake is very famous, that is, the Twenty-Four Bridge, so that I immediately thought of a poem, "The Twenty-four Bridge is a bright moon night, where does the jade teach **." Being despised by them collectively, Xiao Wu immediately said resentfully: "You know**." ”

I, I, I, actually, I am pure.

Xiao Ao: "Yes, you are pure like an angel, the immortal of the immortals, what is this......"

After getting off the boat and walking across the 24th Bridge, Xiaolou asked: "The front is the back gate of Slender West Lake, we are closer to the back door, if you go to the front door, are you okay?" ”

Xiao Ao said in a deep voice: "Don't overestimate our physical strength. ”

I nodded approvingly.

Xiao Wu said: "That's right, let's go through the back door." ”

The fifth sister-in-law said in surprise: "Why do you four jackals like to go through the back door!" ”

Look at each other.

Chill ...... -

Afterword: I just returned to Beijing, and I am really grateful for the hospitality of the four brothers. Although my brother shouldn't say thank you, my heart is always very warm. It's been a long time since I've had such a relaxing day.

Of course, my updates haven't stopped! Frankly speaking, none of us writers are in good health, and the more we write, the longer we work, the worse our health becomes. My wife said that we are burning blood! The night before the return trip, I woke up in the middle of the night with bone pain, and Xiao San still had five plasters on his body......