No.333 A toothache
Xiao's mother let go of her hand, and the hug also lifted her combat readiness posture, and slowly retreated to the front of Xiao Yiwen, sitting beside Xiao Yiwen in a serious manner, showing a protective posture, which is completely different from the usual stupid dog who lies on the ground or teases Xiaojin when he is full, which makes people feel as if the hug is Wang Jian's own child, and the temperament is very similar.
"Let it go away!" Xiao's mother's hair stood on end, after all, a big guy who drools when she sees a human being is a natural enemy for any woman, so her voice is hoarse: "Go away!" ”
Xiao Yiwen reached out and touched the head of the hug: "It can't understand me." ”
Hugging and turning his head to look at Xiao Yiwen, he moved his ass and sat back, until he moved behind Xiao Yiwen before stopping, his hind limbs seemed to be sitting, but in fact he was half-squatting, as if he was using Xiao Yiwen as a bait, as long as the villain on the opposite side had any aggressive movements, it would bite his throat 100%.
"It's like Princess Mononoke." Ah Ying whispered to Wang Jian: "I like watching this cartoon." ”
"Xiao Yiwen, you are determined to screw me today, right?" After Xiao's mother retreated to the door, her face turned blue with anger: "Okay, your wings are hard, don't think I can't help it!" ”
After speaking, she took out the phone and called, Wang Jian didn't know who she was calling, but it seemed that it should be a police uncle, and the official rank was not small.
Because she said on the phone that Wang Jian has a lot of arms here, and she also keeps aggressive dogs privately.
"Dawei, don't say I won't give you face." Liang Huanhuan pointed to the hug: "If the hug is good, I guarantee that you will be finished." You ......"
Before she could finish speaking, David tugged at the corner of her clothes to silence her, and then gestured to Da Xiao, and then Da Xiao slowly exited the door.
And I have to say that Xiao's mother is really an indomitable and strong woman, in order to get Xiao Yiwen to leave. She can be said to do everything, intimidating, threatening, persuading with good words, etc.
However, although Xiao Yiwen looks soft, she is born to the strong old lady in front of her. This temper really makes people a little helpless, and the expression of generosity to death makes even Wang Jian feel very cute.
On the contrary, it was Wang Jian. He took advantage of their commotion, washed the rice, plugged in the rice cooker, and even stewed a chicken in a pressure cooker......
Of course, it's not that Wang Jian doesn't care, it's just that there is really no way to intervene, after all, this is a mother-daughter battle, and civil and martial arts can't work, even if this is not his good brother's wife, just an ordinary woman, Wang Jian actually can't help it. Morality certainly doesn't make sense. And who can win a mother-level woman who is in menopause at the age of forty or fifty...... And he can't do it yet, so Wang Jian always thinks that women are more troublesome than a guard company, Jiang Caidie is like this, and Xiao's mother is also like this.
And not for a while. Xiao Jin and Tian Er walked back with their empty little schoolbags, and after seeing this scene, Xiao Jin stared at Xiao's mother in surprise: "The old lady is in good spirits." ”
Xiao's mother heard that she was called an old lady, and her face turned green, but when she saw Xiao Jin's immature face, she didn't pursue anything. just whispered that there was no tutor, and continued to lean against the wall at the door to stare at Xiao Yiwen.
"I think this can stage a big feud." Xiao Jin filled a glass of water with her strawberry cute cup, and said painlessly: "What a strong mother prevents her daughter from pursuing pure love or something, this bridge stinks." If my mom is here, she won't interfere with who I like to spend time with or what kind of life I like. This is not enlightened, I always feel that everyone is an individual, and forcing others to become like themselves will only lead to a tragedy. ”
Xiao Jin's words sound quite poignant, at least Lao Wang thinks so, but she doesn't seem to have any deep meaning in saying this, just a simple feeling, and she doesn't have too many feelings. However, she can say this kind of thing instead of squirting her mother when she opens her mouth, which is enough to show that Xiao Jin is not as heartless as she seems.
And the natural two stood by the wall without saying a word, holding a pack of biscuits, watching this turmoil where outsiders were not allowed to intervene as if watching a movie.
After a while, a man with a head and a head walked in with Da Xiao, talking and laughing, followed by several people in police uniforms.
"Sister-in-law, I haven't seen you for a long time."
Xiao's mother snorted coldly: "I'm not your sister-in-law anymore." ”
"Yo, stick." Liang Huanhuan said hello: "I haven't seen you for a few months, and I've been promoted again." ”
"I'm ...... day" Stick'er scolded secretly when he saw Liang Huanhuan at that time, then coughed and put on a decent face: "What's going on?" ”
"My possession of arms has been reported by the masses." Liang Huanhuan stretched out his hand: "You look at it." ”
Stick smiled helplessly, Liang Huanhuan is notoriously tricky in the industry...... No, it should be said that the Great Sage is a group of people who are notoriously tricky in the industry, if he dares to hand over Liang Huanhuan's weapons today, he will sleep at night, and the Great Sage must go to his house to lift the table, if you want to know that this group of soldiers and ruffians are all masters who are not easy to mess with, whoever provokes them, they will have to lose a layer of skin if they don't die.
"Ah Kun, look." Xiao's mother pointed to the room full of arms: "This is a serious crime in China, right?" And they also have fierce dogs. ”
The stick rubbed his temples and realized that he was really in trouble. He and Da Xiao have known each other since they were children, although Da Xiao is five or six years older than him, but the relationship between the two is very iron, and it is not an exaggeration to say that they are children. So the stick is very clear about this former sister-in-law's temperament, and if she doesn't go her way today, she will 100% make trouble.
But if it goes her way...... It's time for the Great Sage to come to the sea. This made the stick lose his sense of proportion, and Wang Jian was on their internal blacklist, and was named the second most difficult person of the year, and he was also on the list with Sun San, Dasheng and Jiang Zhiyuan......
"Ah Kun, why don't you speak?"
The stick was startled, and stretched out his hand to greet Wang Jian and Liang Huanhuan: "Huanhuan, this is your Wang Jian." ”
"I bought a watch last year, what do you call my Wang Jian." Liang Huanhuan took a sip: "Don't tell me so ambiguous about your mother." I'm going to be poisoned. ”
Xiao Jin shrugged: "I won't poison you." ”
And Wang Jian turned his head sideways and asked Xiaojin: "What does it mean that I bought a watch last year?" ”
"I'm fucking you." Xiao Jin sighed: "Relatively civilized statement, in fact, not much worse, Liang Huanhuan is the lowest woman I have ever seen, there is no one." ”
"Oh......" Wang Jian nodded and learned: "In this way, in fact, she is not low, but she has been damaged by someone on the Internet." ”
"It's obvious that she is good for bringing bad others." Xiao Jin said helplessly: "What a pure little daisy I was at the beginning, and now she has taught people not to look like people, ghosts to not like ghosts." ”
Natural Er giggled beside him: "I'm Gesang Hua." Gesang flowers. ”
And when the stick saw Liang Huanhuan's virtue, he didn't have any tricks, but he had to give an explanation to his ex-sister-in-law here. So he walked in front of Xiao's mother with a bitter face: "Sister-in-law, I'll make a call and ask someone who can handle it to come over." ”
After speaking. He hurriedly made a phone call to the Great Sage, and sent Liang Huanhuan's words directly to the Great Sage: "Great Sage, I bought a watch last year!" ”
"I bought a gold watch last year." The Great Sage didn't think about it, and pushed back with a word: "Your brain is in water, right?" ”
"I met the best in the encounter." Stick walked to the door and leaned against the wall with one hand: "Why don't you solve it?" ”
"Master?" The Great Sage was stunned: "Where is it?" I'll be there right away. ”
"Guess."
"Get out of here." The great sage was about to hang up the phone: "I beat you, and you say that I bully people." ”
Stick'er sighed: "Liang Huanhuan is here, you hurry up, it's time to save your brother." ”
"No, no." The Great Sage refused: "I don't have that much spare time, just do it myself." ”
In this way, the stick begged for a long time. In the end, after signing many humiliating terms, the Great Sage finally agreed to come over to put out the fire, and the house began to make a commotion.
When Stick'er called, Xiao's mother saw that the helper she found didn't seem to work, so she couldn't take care of it much. Relying on the fact that she was Xiao Yiwen's mother, she was forcibly ready to drag her away, but as soon as she stretched out her hand, she hugged Xiao Yiwen from behind and went straight to Xiao's mother with her shiny teeth.
said that it was too late and that was fast, just when Xiao Yiwen exclaimed and scolded greatly, Wang Jian appeared in front of him in a flash. With both hands clamped, he hugged this 150-pound wolf who had enough strength to bite people's necks, and then threw this big guy into the living room like a rag doll, dragging its tail to prevent it from coming forward again.
And hugging in front of Wang Jian is simply miserable, because after being naughty and beaten by Wang Jian a few times, it has already recognized Wang Jian as the leader of the wolf pack, and in his only tail, if he is dragged by others, it will turn its head and bite 100%, but Wang Jian can pull it...... It had no other way but to look back at Wang Jian with affectionate eyes.
Of course, Wang Jian would definitely not let the hug attack Dawei's mother, so he let the hug beg, he shook his head resolutely, and completely broke the idea of hugging and wanting to bite, so he could only shrink on the sofa aggrievedly, watching Xiao Yiwen who was pulled up by Xiao's mother's hand and howling.
When it howled, Xiao Yiwen also cried. And she cried, Xiao's mother scolded there, and the scene was simply miserable.
"You don't care?" Tian Er asked Wang Jian with a sympathetic face: "It's so pitiful." ”
Wang Jian shrugged: "I really can't help this, in what name am I?" ”
"Boyfriend." Natural nodded heavily, "I approve you can pretend to be her boyfriend, go ahead, boy." ”
"Okay." Wang Jian sighed, and his expression and tone looked like he was going to rob the Dharma Field: "I went." ”
After speaking, he walked to the middle of Xiao Ma and Xiao Yiwen with his hands and feet so stiffly, and went to that station like a drama: "Let go of that girl!" ”
Natural Er and Xiaojin covered their faces with their hands at the same time: "Oh my God......"
But after Wang Jian finished saying that, he actually entered the play, his emotions fluctuated greatly, and his face was flushed, but just as he was about to speak, the hug suddenly rushed out from behind him, thanks to his quick eyes, a hand knife smashed on the hug's head, and shouted: "Go back!" ”
started to "let go of that girl" really made him look like a **, but this "go back" without any traces of ps was full of momentum and domineering. The angry shouts lingered, like cooking smoke for a long time.
And he was after the roar. not only shocked the hug, but also made Xiao Yiwen and Xiao Ma freeze there, scolding no more, crying no more crying, the two of them just looked at Wang Jian directly.
Wang Jian was a little embarrassed by the two of them, and touched his head: "I mean...... Let go of the girl. ”
"Who are you to say this? You little rascal. I sue you, my Xiaowen has been very well-behaved since she was a child. If it weren't for the fact that she was spoiled by you people, how could she talk back to me? You're just a little ruffian and a little rascal, what are you worthy of my Awen? I ask you to recognize yourself. Don't be a good girl. Xiao's mother immediately turned her anger on Wang Jian, and it was called a good squirt: "You're just a gangster, but do you know that Ah Wen is a princess?" It's impossible between you. Please let her go! ”
"I ......" Wang Jian turned his head to look at Tiantian Er, and the word pitiful Baba appeared in his eyes for the first time.
And the natural two clenched his fists to cheer him up, and used his lips to cheer him on.
"What else do you want to say? I've given in enough, I've given you a check to fill out yourself, aren't you greedy for some money? With this money, you can find any kind of girl you want, don't drag my family Ah Wen anymore. ”
The green tendons on Wang Jian's forehead burst one by one, his breathing became heavier and heavier, and his anger value was almost max.
"Oh, Liana. I'll know it's you downstairs. ”
At this time, a person walked in from outside the door, holding a suitcase in his hand, although he was a little old, but that temperament and aura. With the power of one person, suppress the whole audience.
"Dad." Tian Er's head showed his head and shouted: "You don't say hello when you come." ”
Natural Er's father smiled: "If you say hello, you won't be able to see this performance today." ”
Xiao's mother looked Wang Jian's father-in-law up and down, and then her expression froze, and then she instantly changed from a shrew to a lady: "Oh, Wang." How are you? How did you end up here? ”
Father Wang pointed to Natural Er: "My daughter." Where can I go? ”
After speaking, he walked up to Wang Jian and took out something wrapped in red cloth: "This is what Uncle Shi gave you, and she herself will arrive tomorrow." ”
Wang Jian, who was being trained, was stunned, took the bag, opened it, and found that it was a book and a photo frame: "This is ......"
The father-in-law nodded: "I also have one, I'll give it to you later." ”
After speaking, Wang Jian's father-in-law Sang loosened a button on his shirt and turned his head to look at Xiao's mother: "Your temper still hasn't changed back then." ”
Xiao's mother, who was still hot just now, instantly became shy and reserved, and she could even be said to be a little twisted, she was quite embarrassed to say: "It's not all because of her daughter's business, which parent doesn't want her child to be good." Wang, is that your daughter? It's so cute, it looks like ...... Natural two turned his head and said to Liang Huanhuan next to him: "Helene is my mother." ”
And Dawei quietly moved in front of his father and asked in a low voice, "What's going on?" ”
Da Xiao shook his head: "I don't know, but if you can make your mother suddenly switch modes, this person must be very awesome." ”
"Better than you?"
"I'm going to be like a dog here and there?"
"Hey...... Brother. You're wrong, it's not a sin to be afraid of your wife, I appreciate you. ”
"I'll go ......" Da Xiao slapped Dawei's buttocks: "You're not big or small." ”
However, their conversation did not affect the worship in Xiao's mother's eyes when she looked at Wang Jian's senior brother and father-in-law, although she was not young, but this kind of expression of looking at the hero was the same as when Xiao Yiwen looked at Wang Jian, and the demeanor of the two of them could be seen at a glance that they were mother and daughter.
"Liana, I think so, let the child's affairs worry about it himself. Children and grandchildren have their own children and grandchildren, and if you ask too much, nothing good will come of it. Father Wang was calm, handed the suitcase to Wang Jian, and continued to say to Xiao's mother: "If you really care about her, it is better to explore what made her become what she is now, rather than forcibly distorting her life." ”
"Take a look." Dawei pushed his father with his elbow: "Dad, I won't say anything about you, you are compared to others, you are a rich second generation who can only drive a sports car to pick up girls everywhere." Look at what people say, and then look at what you say, this world is different, the connotation is meaningful, uncle. ”
The corners of Da Xiao's mouth twitched a few times: "I have a toothache." ”
"If you don't look for cover-up, you just have low self-esteem." David continued to taunt his father: "Look. My mother looks at you and looks at other people's eyes, looks at people as idols, and looks at you as a vulgar nouveau riche. ”
"I'm not an upstart." Da Xiao said very seriously: "Our Xiao family has a relationship, which can be traced back to the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period. ”
"Korean sticks can be traced back to 30 billion years ago, wake up, daddy." Dawei snorted: "Your thinking is just like those angry young people on the Internet who use history to comfort themselves." No, it's not good, you're awesome at business, but your connotation is far from it. ”
"You're teaching me?" Da Xiao's face turned pale: "Besides, believe it or not, I broke your dog's leg." ”
"Look. Parents threaten with violence when they are in trouble, which is the sadness of education. Dawei sighed: "You have to admit your mistakes, and you have to stand firm." ”
Da Xiao didn't say a word. A slap struck Dawei stumbling, and the crisp slap on the back of the head immediately attracted the attention of the audience......
"It's okay, it's okay. I'm playing with my dad. Dawei pressed his hand: "My dad has always liked to play with me like this." ”
After speaking, he turned his head and whispered, "Dad, I didn't mean you, you are so cheap." The gap with other people's fathers suddenly lagged behind by five streets. ”
At this time, Wang Jian stretched out his hand and pulled Xiao Yiwen on the ground up and put it behind him: "Although I am very angry by what you said, I still want to say, please give Ah Wen the right to choose her own life." ”
"Good shot!" Dawei put his finger on his father's waist and eyes: "I'll tell you." If you were willing to listen to me early and give my sister to Wang Jian before that stupid girl succeeded, you would have 80% peace of mind in your life, you didn't see how well-behaved my sister was here. ”
"You are also an afterthought, and you yourself are not as good as me."
When Wang Jian said this. Xiao Yiwen coldly took Wang Jian's hand and said to her mother: "I won't go with you today no matter what, let alone go to the United States with you, this is my home!" ”
"Hey...... The female university is not staying. Da Xiao shook his head: "Even the household registration has been solved by itself." ”
"Alright, alright." Father Wang stretched out his hand and pressed it, and his voice was magnetic: "Liana, it's better than this." You stay here for a while. You can observe the child's life and activity, and if you are really not satisfied, it is not too late to make plans. ”
"Daddy...... Look, how beautiful people play with two birds with one stone. Dawei booed his father: "People create opportunities for you, this is no injustice and no revenge...... No, it should be non-parental, people help you like this, this is called Su zhì connotation and conscience. ”
"You kid took the wrong medicine, didn't you?" Da Xiao frowned: "I don't usually see you talk so much." ”
David shrugged: "I'm just trying to stimulate you." ”
Xiao's mother finally loosened her expression a little under the mediation of Wang's father, and she pointed at Xiao Yiwen: "I'll just listen to Mr. Wang's words, stay here for a while, if I find out that you are messing around, then I'm sorry, no matter how much you say, it's useless, did you hear that?" ”
After speaking, she looked up at Wang Jian: "Boy, there are still you." I don't know what happened to you before, but if you can't marry my daughter, then I advise you not to touch her again. ”
"Actually, it was my sister who wanted to send it to the door, but Wang Jian didn't want it." Dawei spread out his hands and acted as a narrator: "This is the sorrow of the leftover girl. ”
"Isn't it?" Da Xiao was also stunned: "Really? My daughter is in love with the country? ”
"Look at that chestnut-haired girl, how bad is it to your daughter?" Dawei quietly pointed to Natural Er: "It's not bad, and people are gentle and virtuous, show off their wisdom, don't talk about worry, they can help a lot." What about your daughter? Is a pure vase good. ”
"Actually, I've always missed the vase that appeared in my life when I was younger."
"Dad, you save it, it's only now that you start playing literature, it's too late. Don't see anyone who pushes you to learn, how is your own style? ”
And at this time, the Great Sage also appeared, he hadn't seen him for a long time, he still looked like a ruffian, the buttons of the police uniform were all open because of the hot weather, revealing an elastic vest and a body of tendon meat, the hat was tilted obliquely on his head, a cigarette was in his mouth, and he actually tied his pants with a plastic rope, and wore a pair of flip-flops on his feet, as sloppy as he wanted.
"Great Sage, the stick wants to disarm me." Liang Huanhuan sued the wicked first for the first time: "You still have to sue me." ”
"I'll go ......" The stick who had been smoking in the corridor heard this, and pulled the cigarette down with his hand: "When did I say this?" ”
And the Great Sage didn't say anything, asked everything, and put his arm around Wang Jian's shoulder: "I have something to tell you." ”
As he spoke, the Great Sage glanced at Dawei's family and sneered. His smile, it can be called a horror, Xiao's mother came down in a cold sweat, the tower-like man and murderous eyes, plus such a weird smile.
"I'll go first, Xiaowen, you can do it yourself. Then Mr. Wang, don't disturb your rest, I'll go first. After Xiao's mother finished speaking, she turned around and left, and nodded at the stick when she walked to the door: "I haven't been together for a long time, let's have a meal together." ”
When the stick heard it, he was happy, and said in his heart: It can be regarded as an escape, but he said falsely: "Okay, okay, I'll still call you sister-in-law, I'm not used to it." ”
Before leaving, Dawei turned around and flew a kiss at Xiao Yiwen, and after raising the phone, he left the room with him.
Seeing them leaving, Father Wang smiled and ordered unceremoniously: "Give me a room, I want to rest." ”
"Okay, here and here." Liang Huanhuan took the opportunity to introduce his father-in-law Renjun into Wang Jian's room: "Son-in-law's house, you can sleep casually." If you want to go to the toilet, just put it in that big cup. ”
"Don't make a fuss...... It was Ah Jian's water cup. The natural second beat Liang Huanhuan for a while, and then accompanied his father into the house: "Dad, you can rest first." ”
At this time, Xiao Yiwen suddenly ran to the place where Wang Jian and the Great Sage were standing, hugged Wang Jian from behind, and cried out with a wow.
Wang Jian was stunned for a moment, turned around, and wiped the tears on Xiao Yiwen's face with his fingers: "Okay, okay, go wash your face, and then eat something, I heard your stomach scream." ”
Xiao Yiwen snorted and walked into the bathroom obediently.
Xiao Jin was still next to him and said to Tiantian Er with a hippie smile: "I bet that if you are playing a love game now, with Wang Jian as the protagonist, the most difficult strategy in this room should be Liang Huanhuan and Hug." Everyone else's favorability is full, believe it or not, if my old Wang now asks Xiao Yiwen to have a child, she will definitely not refuse. ”
Natural two shrugged: "I don't think Ah Wen has fallen in love with Ah Jian yet." ”
"Not now, just because it won't be in the future." Xiao Jin sighed: "I think Lao Wang's personality has a lot of flaws, but this personality charm is not the best." ”
And at this moment, the best old king was standing on the balcony with the great sage, and the great sage said with a stern face: "I want to discuss something with you, if you agree, this will be a big reversal." ”
Wang Jian nodded: "Let's take brothers, let's talk about it." ”
"You...... Directly kill the third child of the Sun family, and I will arrest you and put you in prison. ”
Wang Jian was stunned: "In prison? ”
"Yes, prison." The Great Sage frowned: "I will probably go in for one to two months, and the matter of wiping my butt will be handed over to me and Jiang Zhiyuan." Man Hong came to me, and I know Sun San's background, but the law is unreliable. This man cannot stay, he cannot leave the border alive. ”
Wang Jian squinted his eyes and thought about it, then smiled: "I'll just wait for your words." ”
"What?"
"I've got that in mind." Wang Jian smiled coldly: "Before this, you have to help me do something." ”