Chapter 9 You Wet the Bed, Your Whole Family Wets the Bed
"Ahh โฆโฆ You-and-don't the gangsters! Lu Qiqi was angry when she boarded, she was still a yellow flower girl! Whining~~! Her virginity was ruined by a green-eyed zombie! Woooooo ~~~
The rogue Zongzi who was scolded as undisciplined didn't care, and carried Lu Qiqi back to the tomb in the blink of an eye at a very fast speed.
With a bang, Lu Qiqi's buttocks once again had a close contact with the plank, and the pain of being injured when he climbed the cliff just now erupted, causing Lu Qiqi to howl when he boarded, "Dead zongzi, you can't be humiliated, you dare to fall me again?" โ
"Roar ......!"
Lu Qiqi's face was furious, and he wanted to fight with Zongzi at full power, but he was pressed back by a loud roar from the green-eyed Zongzi.
Yes, not a low roar, a big roar!
It was a deafening roar of ultrasound waves from the release of a girl who didn't know whether to live or die, with a green light, fangs out, nails and nails long, and bark faces hideous and terrifying!
On Monday and night, Lu Qiqi, who was accustomed to the low roar of a certain zongzi pretending to be ......, was suddenly frightened silly by its unusually "angry" appearance, and fear precipitated in her heart bit by bit, and she realized that she was facing the most ferocious zombie digging between heaven and earth! How many lives does she have to dare to roar zombies? Dare to fight zombies?
Thinking of all this, Lu Qiqi suddenly froze. Well, she admits that she still cherishes her life, thinking that she is eighteen years old, so how can she be willing to wither before she is fully blooming? Although the flower is at risk of being ravaged/ravaged by a zombie......
The green-eyed zombie saw that the little man in the coffin was honestly immobile, so he collected his nails and fangs, and just roared low at Lu Qiqi, and then turned around and stopped paying attention to Lu Qiqi, but walked towards the depths of the tomb.
Lu Qiqi saw that the evil star ignored her, and suddenly felt a kind of fear for the rest of his life, and all the physical reactions swept over him for a while. Oops, what should I do if I have a headache and swelling all over my body? Oh, the Five Organs Temple is about to riot and swell, what should I do? It seems, it seems that her bladder can't support it a little bit, digging and digging......
Lu Qiqi is a little embarrassed, this pain, hunger, she can bear it for the time being, but this "urgency" wants her to be swollen and pinch it? As the saying goes, people have three urgencies, and you can't hold it back if you want to. Just now, she wanted to escape from the ascension, but she didn't feel anything in the tension and vigilance of her whole body, but now her nerves were loosened, and she suddenly felt that her bladder was about to burst with pain.
Lu Qiqi twisted her ass left and right in pain in the coffin, but decided that she was going to get up and solve the physiological problem! Otherwise, if you didn't fall to death just now but were suffocated by your own urine, the joke would be a big joke.
Eh~~ I don't know if there is the first person in this immortal cultivation world to be suffocated by urine? o(โฏโกโฐ)o
She doesn't want to do this first dig dig dig dig!
Lu Qiqi looked at the tomb in the dark, and saw that the green-eyed zombie seemed to have suddenly "disappeared", so he got up from the coffin, but he was about to turn out of the coffin, and then quickly went to find a small corner to solve the problem in front of him, and suddenly felt a yin wind blowing around her, and then her feet were light, her whole body suddenly lost her balance, and her chin buckled the coffin wall!
Lu Qiqi didn't have time to exhale the pain, and suddenly there was a heavy weight on her body, and the green-eyed zombie suddenly appeared, and undoubtedly pressed her into a pancake shape.
It would be fine if it was pressed into a pancake shape at normal times, but it would be ...... Lu Qiqi really wanted to cry and cry to her mother, she was now lying on her stomach with her face facing the bottom of the coffin, and when she was pressed by the iron plate, her originally bulging bladder instantly ...... Leaked bottom...... A large pool of yellow water stains spread along Lu Qiqi's trouser legs!
Lu Qiqi instantly wanted to die, "Nima is dead with green eyes, this is your pee, not sister!" If you admit it, sister promises not to tell anyone! โ
Helplessly, the green-eyed zombie didn't understand what Lu Qiqi was talking about, and still pressed her to death, not allowing her to move, but grinning at Lu Qiqi under his head was another shock!
Mr. Green-Eyed Zombie: "Roar ......"
Lu Qiqi: "You girl, get out of the way, sister wants to take a bath!" โ
Mr. Green-Eyed Zombie: "Roar ......"
Lu Qiqi: "Are you going to get out?" โ
Mr. Green-Eyed Zombie: "Roar ......"
Lu Qiqi: "The smell of urine can't kill you?" โ
Mr. Green-Eyed Zombie: "Roar ......"
Lu Qiqi finally collapsed, resigned himself to his fate and obediently made a pancake, and by the way, lit a hundred candles for his dark life in the future!
Enduring the wetness under his crotch, Lu Qiqi couldn't stand the boredom of talking about chickens and ducks, and fell asleep in a daze.
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When Zhen Fengman turned over to the tomb early in the morning with a big burden, he saw Lu Qiqi sleeping soundly on his back at this time, but for Mao, he always felt that there was a pungent smell of urine in the coffin? And the yellow water stain under the girl is Shenma Dongdong?
Suppressing the doubts in his heart, Zhen Feng shook Lu Qiqi's arm and shouted, "Girl, girl!" โ
Lu Qiqi was gnawing on chicken legs in her dream, and she was still chirping a few times in her mouth, but she suddenly felt that someone was shaking her arm, which seriously hindered her from enjoying the food! The disgruntled hand pulled out from under someone's claws, and the route passed by someone's face in an impartial way......
"Smack!" Loud slaps echoed loudly in the burial chamber.
Zhen Fengman: "......"
"This girl!" Zhenfengman's face is black, what is the rhythm of this inexplicable slap?
"Are you late for school! ......" Lu Qiqi bounced out of the coffin at the moment of a thunderous sound ringing in his ears, and muttered habitually, completely looking like he hadn't woken up.
Zhen Fengman: What does it mean to be late for school in ......?
"Girl, I've sent you a few changes of clothes and some food!" Zhen Fengman handed the package he was carrying to Lu Qiqi, who was not in a state at all.
Lu Qiqi's head, which was originally confused, lit up instantly when he heard the word "eat".
"Oops, it's so plump, thank you, thank you!" Lu Qiqi cracked his mouth, snatched the big burden in someone's hand, and couldn't wait to take out a few white and tender big buns that were still steaming hot from the baggage.
"Ahh Yes, it's delicious! It's delicious! Lu Qiqi's Five Organs Temple had already lost the slightest strength in the riot, and at this time, she was able to eat a mouthful of hot meat buns, and she almost had the urge to burst into tears.
Zhen Fengman looked at Lu Qiqi who was gobbling up with a stunned face, and he didn't know the truth for a while. Is this meat bun spicy and delicious? Why does he always think it tastes so-so? And also......
"Uh, girl, don't you think it's a little stinky here?" You can still eat so happily when you smell urine?
"Stinky?" Lu Qiqi was instantly thrilled by Zhen Fengman's words, and the shame of being pressed out of the "urine" by a zombie last night was suddenly infinitely magnified.
"Well, yes, did you wet the bed last night?" Zhen Fengman glanced at Lu Qiqi's yellow-stained jeans again, and asked meaningfully. You were scared to pee by that zombie, right? Right, right?
"You're wetting the bed, you're wetting the bed with your whole family!" was poked in the pain in his heart, Lu Qiqi turned his face faster than turning a book, and he was still smiling happily a second ago, but at this time, he couldn't help but want to spray Zhenfeng's constipation with salt soda on his face.