Chapter 271: Fahrenheit's Orthopedics
Zeng Yi walked through the crowd and found that there were still people doing business here.
There are those who rent chairs, five dollars an hour. Most of the people who come to osteopathy have waist and leg pain and can't stand for a long time, so the business of renting chairs is not bad, and it will take time to rent out five or six of them.
There are also those who make black cars, and everyone who goes in must have an X-ray. Some people from other places have not taken X-rays and are not familiar with the traffic situation in Rongcheng, so these people are responsible for taking you to the nearest hospital by car to take a film, and then send you back for 50 yuan a round-trip. This price is not cheap, usually take a taxi, from the southernmost side of Rongcheng to the northernmost side, it is more than 30 yuan, not to mention that the nearest western hospital is only two stops away from here, a distance of only 800 meters.
Not to mention Zeng Yi, it is Su Jianchun behind him, today is also an eye-opener and a long insight, the door of this clinic is completely a "small society", with three religions and nine streams, five-colored people, etc., all available, which is more complicated than the treatment situation in a big hospital.
Zeng Yi walked to the steps in front of the building and said, "Trouble, I want to ask ............"
"What the hell, back off!" The stick in the fat middle-aged man's hand immediately swept over, slapped on Zeng Yi's thigh, and then shouted impatiently: "Backwards, backwards!" ”
This action, this tone, made Zeng Yi very uncomfortable, it was completely the kindergarten teacher teaching a three-year-old child, but Zeng Yi still patiently said, "I want to ask, is the number here ......"
"Do you have a problem with your ears, or do you not understand people?" The fat middle-aged man "rubbed" and stood up, Zeng Yi was not on fire yet, he was on fire first, pointed back with a stick, and shouted: "I told you to retreat, retreat, I said it five or six times, you can always hear it!" If you really can't hear it, I'll show you the way, out of the gate of the hospital, you turn left, two stops away is the hospital attached to the hospital, hang an ear department for the doctor to take a good look, and come back when you see it. ”
Ye Qinghan suddenly became angry, Zeng Yi asked you kindly, even if you don't answer, you don't have to curse people so badly, and said, "How to speak, will you speak well!" ”
"What's the matter? You are a doctor, can see a doctor, can you treat without speaking? The fat middle-aged man glanced at Ye Qinghan obliquely, this is a reminder, don't forget, you are here to see a doctor, if you want to see a doctor, it is best to be honest with me, "Didn't I understand clearly enough?" Go back! Let everyone listen to it, see if I don't understand what I said, or if someone has a pair of ears in vain and doesn't listen to people. ”
Ye Qinghan's face was angry, and she took a step up the steps, she couldn't help it.
Zeng Yi stretched out his hand and grabbed Ye Qinghan again, with this kind of backdoor dog, there is no need for general knowledge, not to mention that the focus is not here, it is behind this anti-theft door.
The fat middle-aged man saw that Ye Qinghan still dared to turn his face, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, he pushed Zeng Yi. "I repeat, back off!"
Su Jianchun's waist was stretched into a bow, ready to shoot at any time, he knew that the reason why Zeng Yi didn't lose his temper was to go inside to have a look, so he endured it, but at this time, seeing that the fat middle-aged man stretched out his hand to push Zeng Yi, Su Jianchun couldn't bear it anymore, he was afraid that Zeng Yi would be injured again.
The fat middle-aged hand was about to touch Zeng Yi, Zeng Yi suddenly took a step back, and took Ye Qinghan down a step.
Cui Enxi next to him hurriedly helped Zeng Yi, and then scolded: "I warn you, he has injuries on his body, if you do it again, we will not be polite!" Cui Eunxi was also angry, seeing that this fat middle-aged man was reprimanding others, and reprimanding Zeng Yi, it was completely two feelings, and she was so angry that she clenched her fists at this time.
The fat middle-aged man snorted coldly, which one of the original ones was not injured at this time, and you still dare to play tricks with me if you are injured, looking for death! He didn't pay attention to Choi Eun-hee's warning at all, his body took another step forward, and swept the stick in his hand, "Go back again!" Back off! ”
The stick swept over and almost hit Zeng Yi and the others in the face, Zeng Yi had no choice but to drag Ye Qinghan and Cui Enxi down one step in one hand.
The fat middle-aged stick swept a few times in a row, forcing Zeng Yi to retreat again and again, and finally not only went down the steps, but also stood three steps away from the steps.
Cui Enxi and Ye Qinghan were so angry that they couldn't do it, if they weren't worried about Zeng Yi's injuries, the two of them would have to shake their arms and break free of Zeng Yi to have a fight with this fat middle-aged man, which is also too bullying, that tone, that kiss, it's like scolding pigs, dogs, cows and sheep.
Su Jianchun snorted coldly, he had already imprinted this fat middle-aged appearance in his mind, you wait, look back and see how Lao Tzu cleans you up.
"Just stand there!" The fat middle-aged man condescended, glanced at him with contempt, and then sat back in his recliner, slapped the small stick into his hand, raised his legs, and said, "Say, what's the matter with you?" ”
When Cui Enxi and Ye Qinghan heard this, their lungs exploded, this dead fat man reprimanded others for no reason, it turned out that it was just to let you stand in the place he designated, so that you could talk to him, it was too much to deceive people, it was too much to deceive people.
Zeng Yi was no longer interested in talking to the fat middle-aged man, he glanced at Su Jianchun, and said in his heart that the face of the government yamen was ugly and the words were ugly, but compared to the one in front of him, it was far inferior.
Su Jianchun received Zeng Yi's face, took a step forward, and said, "This big brother, do you want to line up here with Dr. Hua?" ”
The fat middle-aged man snorted from his nostrils, took a stick and pointed at Su Jianchun's feet, and said, "Stand there, wait for me to call your name!" ”
Su Jianchun didn't pay attention to this stubble at all, Zeng Yi didn't call to make an appointment, how could he be registered with his name, he went directly to the steps and said, "Big brother, I'll see if my name is on the list!" ”
The fat middle-aged man shook his hand impatiently and said, "All of them, all of them!" Whoever gives you permission to come up, go down! Go down and wait for my name! ”
Su Jianchun took two steps forward, and without waiting for the fat middle-aged seizure, he pressed him into the chair, then smiled and said, "Just ask you to see if my name is on it." ”
"Go down! Stand down there and talk to me again! "Fat middle-aged is quite horizontal." Do you understand! ”
Taking advantage of people's inattention, Su Jianchun put two hundred yuan on the small piece of paper in the fat middle-aged man's hand to write the list, "You see I'm all up, don't show it!" ”
The fat middle-aged man was stunned for a moment, then turned out the small piece of paper behind him, and clamped the two hundred pieces, his face was a little good-looking, and said, "Say, what's your name?" ”
"Zhang Dayong!" Su Jianchun casually uttered a name.
The fat middle-aged man casually looked at the piece of paper, poked it with his hand, and said, "What's the hurry, isn't your name here, the first one in the next batch will be you." ”
Su Jianchun sneered in his heart, the name of the horse, Lao Tzu casually said, is on the list, and it is still the first one in the next batch, it turns out that your kid deliberately counted others, because he thought that others would not send you a "red envelope", okay, today Lao Tzu will send you a big "red" envelope. "Then I'm relieved!"
The fat middle-aged stick drew another circle beside him, "Since you have come up, just stand here and wait!" ”
Su Jianchun stood to the side, with no expression on his face, and he was already thinking about how to clean up this fat middle-aged man.
At this time, the security door opened, and four patients walked out at once, the same group of people who had just entered.
Zeng Yi looked at the time and found that it had only been a little more than three minutes, and this efficiency was really a bit amazing.
The fat middle-aged man began to name him again, and when he ordered enough ten people, and the ten people inside just came out, this group of ten people went inside.
Zeng Yi retreated to go in, Su Jianchun naturally wanted to follow, and the fat middle-aged man said: "Don't bring your family!" Which is the patient, let him go in on his own. ”
"It's okay, I'll go in and take a look!" Zeng Yi waved his hand, signaling Su Jianchun not to follow up, he also turned sideways, letting the nine people behind him go in first, and he was the last to enter.
The door is not big, just over twenty square meters, and there are seven or eight chairs in front of the wall on the left-hand side, and three flat beds on the wall on the right-hand side, covered with sponge cushions.
"In order, one by one, get the X-rays ready!"
There was a table at the door, and there was a young man sitting with a very stinky face, and on the table in front of him, there were bundles of red banknotes, and there was a money counting machine on top of the banknotes, it seemed that this was the person who was really responsible for collecting money, and the pile of banknotes was at least 1780,000 yuan.
Zeng Yi sat down on the last chair to see how this old Chinese son was going to heal his illness.
The three people went up first, and they lay down on the three beds, and the three doctors picked up their X-rays and started, and they didn't wear white coats, the older ones were more than forty negatives, and the younger ones looked like they were only in their early twenties, and Zeng Yi couldn't tell which one was Hua Lao's son.
After the three of them watched the X-rays, the older one asked, "How long has it been?" ”
The patient replied, "Three or four years!" ”
"It's your first time here, right?"
The patient hesitated for a moment and replied, "Second time!" ”
"I definitely didn't treat it last time, right?
"I ...... last time"
Before the patient could finish speaking, he heard a "click", and the doctor had already started it, and the patient snorted in pain without preparation.
"That's it!" The old doctor straightened his clothes and said, "Go back and recuperate!" Next! ”
Zeng Yi was dumbfounded, this ...... This is also too fast, one does not ask about the symptoms, the second does not ask about the medical history, the third does not consult the patient whether there are other treatment methods, and does not even touch the outside of the patient, only with an X-ray, it is directly the most fierce one, is this also called orthopedics?
There was something that surprised Zeng Yi even more, after the young doctor watched the X-ray, he didn't even ask a question, and asked the patient to lie down in his designated position, that is, he pressed it suddenly, and after a "click", it was also the same sentence: "Go back and recuperate!" Next! ”
Zeng Yi finally knew why Hua Lao was able to treat fifty patients in one morning, which was completely on the industrial assembly line, as soon as he looked at the X-ray, and then pressed it suddenly, a patient would confess.
X-rays can indeed see the location and condition of the lesion more intuitively and accurately, which Zeng Yi does not deny, but orthopedics can't do this!
There are hundreds of bones in the human body, but none of the bones can exist independently, he is a living whole, before correcting the diseased and deformed bones, the orthopedic doctor will generally correct and loosen the other related bones, so that when the bones that are out of place are reset, they will not cause new pressure on the surrounding bones, resulting in the deformation and dislocation of other bones.
And what is this in front of you, it is simply a headache doctor, a foot pain doctor! Relying on the technique of exerting force, the diseased and dislocated bone was reset at once. The patient must have been relieved at that time, so what is the chance of healing the bones that are reduced in this way? If it causes a new lesion of the associated bone, it will not be like pressing the gourd and floating the scoop.
The two patients got out of bed and went to the door to pay the money, three hundred yuan each!
Zeng Yi smacked his tongue again, after seeing through the liar at the door, he thought that three hundred yuan might be a liar casually, but he didn't expect that the standard here was really three hundred yuan.
From entering this door, to lying on the letter bed, to getting out of bed to pay the money, it takes less than three minutes before and after, which is converted into an average of 100 yuan per minute, where is this cure! The three doctors stood next to the bed, and there were basically three moving money printing machines.
And what do patients get? I didn't know why I got this disease, I didn't know what I needed to pay attention to, and I didn't even know my own condition, so I handed over the money in a daze, and I would rather suffer more because of this treatment.
At this time, two more patients went up, handed X-rays, and then lay down on the bed, quietly waiting for the doctor to "do something" to him.
Zeng Yi's heart felt a chill, is this Nanjiang's No. 1 Fahrenheit bone?
Of the first three patients, only one was still lying on his stomach, and a doctor with round shoulders and a thick waist pressed back and forth behind his back.
Zeng Yi could see that it was not in the bones, but just a general massage, because on the X-ray of this patient, there was no abnormality at all, in other words, there was no problem with his bones, and the current pain may be caused by other problems, maybe muscles, maybe nerves, maybe stroke, maybe rheumatism......
The round-shouldered and thick-waisted doctor knew this very well in his heart, but did not mention it at all, but did the massage work step by step, and when he saw that the time was almost three minutes, he stopped, ordered "go back to recuperate", and then asked the patient to get out of bed and pay the money.
Zeng Yi could hear his breathing at this moment, which showed how angry he was in his heart. He finally understood why the fat middle-aged man outside had such a swaggering attitude, in the eyes of this group, the patient simply took the initiative to send it to the door, stretched his neck and waited for the cattle and sheep to be slaughtered, so naturally there was no need for good words.
It is usually said that Western medicine is dominant, so Western medicine doctors are ruthless. But even the Chinese medicine industry, which has declined to the extreme, is there no scum! There is no good or evil in Chinese medicine, only human nature has good and evil likes and dislikes.
Zeng Yi suddenly felt a pain in his chest, painful to his bone marrow, even the last time he saw the evil deeds of Dr. Sun Yunshui in Dongjiang Children's Hospital, he had never been so heartbroken.
He has always been proud of Chinese medicine in his heart, and at this time, he saw with his own eyes the scum in the Chinese medicine world, as if all the bones in his body had been broken, although he was not sick, the beads of sweat on his forehead began to fall down dripping.
"Click"
Zeng Yi shook his fist, stood up, and grabbed the patient who was about to pay, "Slow! ”
The man was still stunned, Zeng Yi had already picked up the X-ray in his hand, came to the doctor with round shoulders and thick waist, "snapped" the ground, and put the X-ray in front of the other party. "I want to ask you what's wrong with his bones, and what treatment have you done?"
He was stunned for a moment, and then said, "What do you mean, what do you have to do with him!" ”
"Answer my question!" Zeng Yi's gaze was fixed on the other party.
The patient was still wondering, what was going on!
After seeing that Zeng Yi didn't have an X-ray in his hand, and then looking at the patient's expression and reaction, he understood in his heart, and went to that station with his hands down, and said, "You're here to make trouble!" You're not welcome here, get out! ”
At this moment, the three doctors in the room all put down the patients in their hands, and the young man at the door who was in charge of collecting money even picked up the stool under his buttocks. "What's the matter, come in and steal the art!"
"Get out!" He raised his hand sharply, pointed to the door, and crossed his waist with one hand. "Boy, before Lao Tzu turns his face, get out of here for me, otherwise don't blame me for being unkind!"
"Horses, don't ask what kind of place this is!" The young man at the door carried a stool, "You are quite bold, you dare to come to Dr. Hua's clinic to steal art and make trouble, I think you owe it to clean up." ”
This young man is very smart, he didn't mention making trouble, but said that Zeng Yi was here to steal art.
When the surrounding patients heard this, they suddenly realized in their hearts that this little Qiuzi was here to steal art, no wonder! If you can learn Dr. Hua's craftsmanship in one and a half strokes, you will not have to worry about eating and drinking in this life, you look at the money on the table of others, so much that it can only be counted with a money counter.
"With this bit of craftsmanship of yours, you are not worthy of me to steal the master!" Zeng Yi snorted coldly, and said to the round waist: "You are the son of Hua Cai Tang!" ”
Hua Cai Tang is Hua Lao, Zeng Yi is angry now, and he doesn't bother to call him an honorific title.
"Is that your name the same?" Round-shouldered and thick-waisted, he got angry when he heard it. "Liuzi, what are you still poking there for, don't you invite this stealing guy out for me!"
The young man who called Liuzi stood in front of Zeng Yi with a stool, and said, "Boy, if you know each other, get out by yourself, if you let Liuzi do it, you can ...... it."
As soon as Zeng Yi raised his hand, a slap made the six sons fall backwards, knocking the bed behind him to the side, "What are you, dare to talk to me like this!" ”
At this moment, the room exploded, and the round shoulders and thick waist rushed out from behind the bed, and they were about to step forward with their sleeves rolled.
"Hua Lao, why are you here! Hehehe......"
At this time, the flattering voice of the fat middle-aged man came from outside the door. I could hear him slumping down the steps to greet him.