Chapter 23: The Problem of IQ (Part II)

Zhong Yu's eyebrows were raised, his beard trembled with anger, he raised his hand to point at Lu Ran, and it took a long time before he scolded helplessly and funny: "This must have been angry somewhere, and it was sprinkled on me, an old man!" As he spoke, he didn't know what he remembered, and suddenly laughed proudly, with a little unkind schadenfreude in his tone, "Lu Yu taught you a lesson again?" ”

"Big brother has never liked to teach people!" Lu Ran glanced at Zhong Yu angrily, got up and poured a cup of tea and stuffed it over, "What's wrong with what I said?" The gentleman has nothing to say to himself, and he has to make excuses. ”

After listening to Lu Ran and Zhong Yu's teachers and students disliking each other back and forth, he finally looked at Lu Ran with a smile and asked in a gentle tone: "You should also discuss marriage at your age, have you seen others?" ”

Lu Ran blinked his eyes in surprise, and laughed out loud while holding the teacup, "Why did the master suddenly remember to ask this?" Do you monks still care about marrying a man and a woman? ”

"Why can't you control it?" Zhong Yu frowned and snorted, and without waiting for Wu to speak, he nodded to Lu Ran and said with disgust on his face, "Don't you see those people who come to the temple to ask for marriage and children?" ”

"People are asking for a bodhisattva!" Lu Ran replied unhurriedly, and poured a cup of tea for Wu and handed it over.

"That sign is always the master in the temple to solve it!" Zhong Yu pulled his beard angrily, and was a little smug in his anger, "What do you little girl know!" ”

Lu Ran froze for a moment, his eyes were overflowing, he looked at Zhong Yu with crooked corners of his eyes, and said with a smile: "Mr. has something to say, why bother to pick your nose and eyes?" I'm a little girl, I can't guess what Mr. thinks! ”

Zhong Yu choked in his throat in one breath, grinded his teeth and glared at Lu Ran fiercely, and then spread his hands towards Wu with a smile, leaned back on the edge of the couch, was silent for a moment, pointed his finger at Lu Ran, and his tone was calm and full of emptiness: "The old man is a son-in-law for you, and I came here to ask the master to match the eight characters!" ”

Lu Ran didn't swallow a sip of tea, his face turned red with choking, and he laughed while coughing: "I've never heard that the master has given people eight characters, and Mr. will give people problems!" No wonder the master asked. If you look for a master about this, you might as well ask me directly! ”

"You're not ashamed!" Zhong Yu nodded to Lu Ran, exhaled sullenly, coughed, picked up Mr.'s shelf, and said with a clear eye, "The marriage event is the words of the matchmaker of the parents' orders-"

Lu Ran held his forehead helplessly, unceremoniously intercepted Zhong Yu's words, and asked bluntly: "Sir, just say who that person is, what is his character?" What about parents and elders? Have I seen it? ――Also, how does it look? ”

Zhong Yu choked on half a mouthful of tea in his throat, waved two fans in a huff, glared at Lu Ran and snorted a few times, breathed a sigh of relief, and coughed with a wandering gaze: "It's no one else, it's my eldest grandson, Zhong Xu." ”

Lu Ran was stunned for a moment, then spread his hands towards Wu with a smile, leaned back on the chair weakly, rubbed his brows and complained about the unreliable gentleman: "How does Mr. think that one is one?" You are a gentleman, I am a student, to put it mildly, according to the seniority, your eldest grandson should call me aunt and grandmother. ”

"Nonsense!" Zhong Yu grinded his teeth in anger, knocked on the door of Lu Ran's head, and scolded angrily and funny, "How old are you, you want to be an aunt and grandmother?" Let's talk about each other, what can we do? ”

"That can't be as nonsense as yours!" Lu Ran choked back very unceremoniously, covering his reddened head and muttering, "What is the identity of your eldest grandson?" The eldest son and grandson of the Zhong family! He will inherit the Zhong family's business in the future. Lu Ran said, exhaled angrily, raised his hand and nodded to himself, and asked rhetorically, "Look at me again, my identity, this character, can I be a sect wife?" ”

Seeing that Zhong Yu threw away the fan and was about to refute, Lu Ran frowned and spat out, and directly blocked Zhong Yu's words: "Even if you don't dislike my identity and temperament, what about Lord Zhong and Mrs. Qin?" Also, what does your eldest grandson think of himself, have you asked him? Just took the eight characters to let the master together, isn't this nonsense? Tell me, how can anyone get married like this? ”

"Gotta get it, the old man owes you in his last life! I just accepted such a tricky and eccentric student as you, and I taught my husband a lesson! Zhong Yu coughed twice when he was asked by Lu Ran, and he was a little weak-hearted, so he had to shake his head and sigh at Wu and spit out bitterness: "How did I tell the master before, this girl is simply lawless!" Hey, it's really annoying ......."

"In front of the Bodhisattva, Mr. will say a few words, and I am not afraid that the Bodhisattva will be upset when he hears it!" Lu Ran smiled angrily, poured hot tea for Zhong Yu and Wu again, and replied unceremoniously, "You have read these words hundreds of times, and the parrot brother on the Zhuangzi can memorize them." Why don't you go back and let Brother Parrot recite it to the master? ”

"Forget it, the old man can't talk about you!" Zhong Yu interrupted Lu Ran's words with a sullen wave of his hand, and rushed to Lu Ran with great impatience, "Go out and stay by yourself, the old man will be depressed when he sees you!" ”

Lu Ran raised his eyebrows, the corners of his mouth lifted lightly with relief, put down the teacup and answered with a smile, bent his knees at the two, and turned out with his hat.

Wu looked at Lu Ran's brisk figure, his eyes were gentle, and he shook his head at Zhong Yu and smiled: "This girl has an idea, she doesn't want to, no matter how much others persuade her, it's useless, it's better to follow fate." ”

"If you want to or not, you have to see someone first!" Zhong Yu snorted, took a sip of tea, and was a little proud in his anger, "Brother Xu has a dull temperament, and with that girl by his side chattering with him, the family will be more lively in the future." I know this girl's temperament, but she has a hard mouth! ”

Outside the meditation room, Lu Ran called Hongrui and Wei Xu together, and was about to go to the backyard, when Xiao Shami, who had just led a few people in, greeted him with a smile, and said with a smile while leading the way for a few people: "The little monk thought that the girl was going to stay in the meditation room for a while." A young master just came to ask, and I don't know if it was with the girl, and the little monk didn't dare to say more, so he had to ask the young master to go to the outer courtyard to rest first. ”

Lu Ran paused, raised his hand to look at the little novice who bowed and clasped his palms, a smile gradually overflowed in his eyes, and he nodded and thanked, "Thank you Master for mentioning it." I know the road to this courtyard, so I won't bother Master. ”

Xiao Shami smiled and nodded, saluted Lu Ran, and then turned and retreated.

Lu Ran smiled, his eyebrows were calm, he stood in the courtyard for a moment of silence, and suddenly raised his eyebrows and smiled, "Let's go, we will go to that 'young master'!" As he spoke, he raised his feet and walked back, instructing Wei Xu without looking back, "Think of a way to block him, don't scare people away." ”