"Waiter, let's pack another dish on the table."

"Poof!"

Li Xinyan, who has always maintained the temperament of a noble goddess, didn't hold back, and squirted out a mouthful of tea.

Tang Tang next to him was already smiling, and Chao Xinglong was so angry that he almost vomited blood, but when he thought that Wu Xuan couldn't finish eating, he was relieved.

"Two beauties, you're welcome, help me eat more, you can't bear to let me pay the bill, right?"

Tang Tang smiled: "Hehe, I don't want to pay the bill myself and order so much, have you finished eating?" ”

"Of course, after eating, to be honest, I was afraid that Chao Xinglong's bank card would not have enough money, and I didn't dare to order too expensive dishes."

"Poof!"

Li Xinyan sprayed again, secretly annoyed that her goddess temperament was all ruined by Wu Xuan today. Look at the dishes on the table, half of them are not high, it should be the dishes that this kid likes to eat, and the other half is a strange and inflated dish, which can't be ordered at all without 10,000 yuan, and he even said that it was too expensive to order? It's so shameless......

But if you think about it, it's really too expensive, at least some single copies cost tens of thousands, otherwise Chao Xinglong would really vomit blood this time.

Li Xinyan didn't notice that although she had only been together for a morning, she had been surprised by Wu Xuan's progress. It can be seen from the questions he asked that his numerical foundation is really poor, and because of this, in just one morning, Wu Xuan's mathematical knowledge has improved by leaps and bounds, and the books on mathematics in his brain have been integrated by a small half, so Li Xinyan has an illusion that if it is two more days, it will be time for Wu Xuan to tutor himself in mathematics.

Yesterday, because of the rescue of the stunning royal sister, the energy in Wu Xuan's body has been exhausted, and he ate eight large bowls at night to make up for two points of energy, and today is a great opportunity to spend other people's money to eat his own food.

The stomach was opened, Wu Xuan ate wildly, and what he ate was a shocking crying ghost, Li Xinyan and Tang Tang sighed in their hearts, it turns out that foodies are like this, and it turns out that foodies can reach such a state.

The beauty was surprised, but Chao Xinglong was dumbfounded, this table full of dishes was not enough for one person to eat? Is this still human? It's like a pig.

Tang Tang patted his surging chest and said, "Wu Xuan, you can eat too much, I won't call you a gorilla anymore, I will call you a rice bucket...... No! It should be called a rice bowl, you are too awesome. ”

Li Xinyan kicked Tang Tang hard under the table, how could a girl say such a thing? It's so humiliating.

"Oh, Yeon-yeon, why are you kicking me? Oh, I know, I shouldn't say, I should say pigs, although the cow is big enough, but no pig can eat it, you say yes, Wu Xuan? ”

"Poof!"

Wu Xuan squirted all the rice in one mouthful, and he was still a pig? Did such a tough word come from the mouth of a girl? And Li Xinyan simply held her forehead and leaned up, it was really embarrassing to have such a girlfriend.

In this way, the two beauties only ate a little symbolically, as for Chao Xinglong, he didn't eat a bite, and in the end, more than 20 dishes all entered Wu Xuan's stomach, and his energy reached more than 20 points.

"After eating, Chao Xinglong will go to settle the bill."

"Ah......" Chao Xinglong didn't wake up in shock, he never thought that Wu Xuan would really finish eating.

"That's right, Chao Xinglong go settle the bill, we are all witnesses." Tang Tang's words were very timely, Chao Xinglong's face darkened, and he was ten thousand unhappy in his heart, but when he thought that Goddess Li was watching from the side, his heart seemed to be dripping blood, but he could only go to the checkout.

"What? Twenty-eight thousand? ”

Hearing the waiter report the amount of the bill, Chao Xinglong's eyes were dark and he almost didn't faint, although more than 20,000 yuan would not overdraft his bank card, but it also made him feel painful.

After settling the bill, Tang Tang pulled Li Xinyan and Wu Xuan side by side, Chao Xinglong followed behind with a black face, he couldn't wait to immediately dismantle Wu Xuan and then put the goddess on the ground......

Tang Tang said: "Wu Xuan, you won't be underfed, right?" Do you even have to pack? ”

Wu Xuan carried a few large bags of packed dishes and said, "Can't eat enough for more than 20 dishes?" You think I'm a pig? The packing is for my mother. ”

"Oh? It turns out that the big rice bucket is still a filial son, why didn't you see your aunt today? ”

"She's at the farmer's market."

In Wu Xuan's house, Li Xinyan saw the posthumous photo of Xuan's father placed in the main hall, so she and Tang Tang consciously avoided this problem.

"Let's send it to Auntie now."

Hearing that Xuan's mother was in the farmers' market, Chao Xing's longan beads who followed behind turned to his heart, and he said in his heart that the more than 20,000 yuan he lost today must be retrieved from Xuan's mother, otherwise I won't be surnamed Chao!

Li Xinyan and Tang Tang's family background is not ordinary, they usually only go to supermarkets and shopping malls to buy things, but it is the first time to come to a place like the farmers' market, all kinds of things in the market are rare for them, and they are curious.

"Wow, Yanyan, look, this is removing chicken feathers, this machine is so magical, as long as you throw it in, the chicken feathers will be removed, you say that this machine is so easy to use, how about removing human hair?"

"Hair loss?"

Wu Xuan was immediately messy, this Tang Tang is too weird, right? What does it mean to remove human hair? Shouldn't it be the body hair and armpit hair on the beauties?

Compared to Wu Xuan's messy wind, the shopkeeper who was killing chickens and shedding hair heard the words "shedding", and his feet slipped and directly knocked over the chicken coop, so he staged a chicken-flying dog jump......

Where did the dog come from? The farmer's market is a place frequented by stray dogs, and wild dogs see chickens, just like perverts see beautiful women.

The second daughter, who knew that she was in trouble, was also startled by the flying chickens, and left the land of right and wrong as if fleeing, and then saw another aquatic product shop killing fish.

"Tang Tang, these fish are so pitiful, what do you think it feels like to have a knife on their stomach?" This time it was Li Xinyan who spoke, Tang Tang pretended to be unfathomable and said:

"What else can you feel, doesn't a woman have to cut her stomach when she gives birth? I guess that's what it feels like. ”

"Poof!"

Wu Xuan sprayed directly, this metaphor is too ...... Humane, right? The shopkeeper who was killing fish trembled when he heard this, and the fish belly in his eyes seemed to become a woman's belly, and then he couldn't do it for a long time.

"Hey, boss, you're killing, you've been staring at this fish's belly for a long time, what do you think?"

was devastated by the purchase of fish, and the boss rowed hard to the belly of the fish as soon as his heart was horizontal.

"Ah, it's dissected, it's ......" Tang Tang exclaimed in surprise, it felt like it was her stomach that had been dissected. And the shopkeeper's frightened hand trembled, and the belly of the fish in his eyes instantly turned into a woman's belly, and the knife did not scratch the belly of the fish, but it was scratched on his own hand, and the blood flowed.