The son who has almost never been in the kitchen for more than ten years actually wants to make a marinade, not only the mother was surprised, but Shangguan Yi also frowned, and shouted at the functional person: "Don't mess around! Let your mom come. ”

"Oops! Dad, do you believe me once, isn't it just a halogen! Don't bother, you see! The competent man hurriedly turned on the gas stove, and the vegetable pot was pierced on it.

When the pot is dry, pour the sanitary oil, as soon as the oil is hot, quickly sprinkle the chopped green onions, pour the soy sauce, stir-fry twice with a spatula, pour the diced tomatoes cut by the mother into the pot, and stir-fry back and forth.

After the diced tomatoes come out of the juice, the competent person pours the beaten eggs evenly into the pot, mixes them with the diced tomatoes, sprinkles with an appropriate amount of salt, and stir-fries back and forth.

Seeing that Shangguan was no less skilled than his own cooking skills, his mother was pleasantly surprised: "Oops! Son, when did you learn to make marinade? ”

Shangguan said proudly: "Mom, your son is a genius, does a genius understand?" Genius is just a look, what is the need to learn! ”

"You're stinking poor!" The mother chuckled, looking at the bowl of ordinary tomatoes and eggs, her eyes a little moist.

"Mom, I've handed over this cucumber shred, you don't care." Shangguan didn't notice his mother's expression, picked up the two cucumbers on the cutting board, the kitchen knife in his hand, skillfully sliced and shredded the cucumbers, although the shape is very general, the width is also different, but when the side dishes of cold noodles are more than enough, eat at home, do not need to be as particular as the restaurant.

Pat some garlic cloves, pour vinegar, sesame paste and some water, stir well, and live.

At the dinner table, eating the marinade and ingredients made by her son, her mother burst into tears with joy, and even said that her son had grown up, and Shangguanyi, who had never been smiling, had a little more relief in his eyes, and ate a bowl of noodles more than usual.

As a parent, there is not much luxury, even if it is just to eat a meal cooked by their children, it is happiness.

In the afternoon, my parents went out to work one after another, and the competent person was tired yesterday, and today he was a little lazy and didn't want to go out, so he simply turned on the computer and played online.

The summer vacation homework is finished, Shangguan Yi also lifted the ban on the computer, Shangguan can people play CS for a while, half an hour of work, miserable chrysanthemum 100 times, 100 times, Shangguan Neng's face is green, what's even more annoying is that a player actually sneered at him non-stop, thanking him for dedicating chrysanthemums again and again.

"Scolding the one next door, grandson! You wait! "The competent people hated it, so they immediately opened a document and started making a virus.

F-level hacking ability, naturally including how to make a virus, but the F level is too low, and the competent person will only make the simplest virus, and when it comes to digital antivirus, it will basically be cleaned up, although the competent person is clear, but he is gambling, betting that the bastard didn't install the killing software, this breath is really unbearable, and he may not be able to get angry if he does it, but if he doesn't do it, he will definitely not be angry.

The Buddha fights for a stick of incense, people fight for a breath, Shangguan can people think that they are not good men and women, and they are already very depressed when they are miserable, and they are still sneering, grandson! Grandpa can't make you feel better today.

Quickly made a hidden virus, and the functional person immediately applied for a new QQ number, all the information is feminine, and the nickname is the most punctual point: Brother, I want to ......

Then log in to CS, and soon found the grandson's number, and entered a war zone with him, and after dying several times in a row, Shangguan immediately complained that CS was so difficult, and begged his brother for one-on-one advice.

As expected by the competent people, the people who play this kind of game CS are basically energetic young men, few of them are over thirty years old, almost all of them are single, even if they are not single, they also like to flirt with their little sisters on the Internet.

"Little sister, let my brother guide you! My brother's skills are perfect, and I guarantee to make you want to die! ”

"Whew! Stinky rascal, sister ignore him, let my brother teach you, and promise that you will blow up that hooligan's little brother in three or two clicks. ”

"What more shameless can you be? The little sister is looking for a teacher, not a hooligan, little sister, hehe, do you have a photo? Let's take a look. ”

"I'm rubbing, you're the real scoundrel!"

Several men suddenly made a mess, and at this time, the goal of Shangguan was also raised: "Sister, don't pay attention to them, if you want to talk about technology, brother and I are the best, do you want me to teach you?" ”

"Good! All right! Brother, teach me. Shangguan sneered, flirted with the target, and finally naturally **, jackals, tigers and leopards, exchanged QQ numbers with each other, and then, Shangguan people sent the virus directly to the target's mailbox and sent a message: "Brother, I sent you a good thing, you must see it." ”

"Good stuff? Is it your beautiful photo? The target added a lewd smile to the end of the letter.

Shangguan Nengren sneered and typed: I hate it! Brother, just look at it.

"Hey, hey, okay, wait for my brother to take a look."

Soon, the other party sent two words: Damn!

Then two more words were sent: Virus!

In the end, the other party's QQ avatar disappeared.

"Wha!" Shangguan was able to look up to the sky and laugh wildly, his mouth was exaggeratedly open, he saw the tonsils, and pointed to the computer screen: "Sun Tzu!" You know what will happen if you go against your grandfather! Wha! ”

Fiercely out of a bad breath, Shangguan is very happy, turn off the new application of the little penguin, and use his own account to play the landlord, the landlord is more about luck, today Shangguan is lucky, more than an hour to win more than 20,000 beans.

"It's still a card game! Just know how to play, and the rest is up to luck. Shangguan was able to sigh, and finally found a little comfort for his F-level game ability.

Xiang Beibei didn't come, Xin Yuyuan's matter was solved, and Shangguan was able to stay at home again, and nothing happened all day today, and it passed quickly.

The next morning, the blue sky was like a wash, the breeze hit people, and the lotus flowers in Mingshui Lake were in full bloom, accompanied by bursts of frog chirping, full of summer fun. Many tourists sit on small boats, swing their oars, and frolic on the blue Mingshui Lake, which is very comfortable.

100 meters away from the shore of Mingshui Lake, is the famous School of Mechanical and Power Engineering in North China, this college and the School of Navigation have close exchanges and mutual assistance, the students of the School of Navigation drive the ship, a considerable part of the technical support provided by the School of Mechanical and Power Engineering, and Mingshui Lake often has teachers and students of the School of Engineering to make small mechanical ships on the lake surface test.

As a result, Mingshui Lake is not only a romantic place for couples to raft on the lake, but also a place to show the scientific and technological capabilities of the School of Engineering.

I heard that this morning the teachers and students of the two colleges will cooperate to test the newly developed fast cruise ship, of course, it is super small, and the production is also very rough, but the test pays attention to the actual effect, not the outer packaging, as long as those ugly machinery are combined together, can produce the expected effect, even if it is successful.

When Shangguan people rode to Mingshui Lake, they saw more than 30 people busily pushing a very ugly ship into the water, and there were more than a dozen people on board who were responsible for driving and technical testing, including men, women and children.

Shangguan was able to rush up and pat a young student's arm: "Hey! Big brother, what are you doing here? ”

"E-class machine capabilities were discovered, and the host capabilities were insufficient to absorb them."

My day!

Shangguan can people want to cry without tears, E-level! It's just a little bit there! Why are you so angry! Can't you do it if you don't fight for it!?

Seeing Shangguan Nengren staring at him viciously, with a look of ill will, the young student couldn't help but shrink his neck, took two steps back, and said, "What about the experiment!" "Stop talking.

Dare to ignore me? Yes! You wait! Sooner or later you look good!

Shangguan Nengren snorted and stretched out his guilty hand to another young beauty: "Sister, what are you doing?" ”

"E-class ship ability was discovered, and the host ability was insufficient to absorb it."

No way!

E-grade again? Can you fight a little more!?

"Handsome guy, did you make this boat?"

"Discover the ability of E-class machines, but the host capabilities are insufficient......"

I...... Holy!

Half an hour later, Shangguan was frustrated and found that everything was unlucky today, and it was the most inappropriate to absorb, and more than 20 people were paralyzed and touched, some were driving boats, some were machines, but the lowest level was E-level, is there still Tianli? Is there still a royal law?

When he was depressed, two girls came over in the distance, and quickly mingled with the more than 20 people, looking at the steamer being tested on the lake with a smile, and kept saying some jargon that Shangguan people did not understand.

Shangguan Nengren glanced at them, they all looked quite average, and seeing that they were with these teachers and students, he thought that their abilities should be above level E, so he lost the urge to touch the two, and sat on the ground with his butt on his butt, watching the steamer sail on the lake.

Not to mention, although the steamer is ugly and the iron sheets are rusty, the steering is very flexible and the speed is quite fast, and it can also shuttle flexibly in the self-made obstacle waters, so that Shangguan can feast his eyes.

Gradually, Shangguan was fascinated by it, and his heart was itchy, and he couldn't wait to go up and experience the pleasure of driving a boat.

"Little brother, do you like boats very much?" Without noticing, a slightly rough hand slapped on the shoulder.

"Discover the abilities of F-class machines, do you absorb them?"

Shangguan Nengren turned his head in surprise, and a girl was bending over, standing behind him, with a smile on her face, it was one of the two girls before.

"Huh? Sister, are you? Shangguan Nengren felt strange in his heart, and he didn't know why this girl came to talk to him.

The girl smiled and said, "I'm a student at the College of Engineering, and I saw that you were very interested in ships, so I came over to have a look." ”

"Oh? Hello sister. The competent person quickly stood up, shook hands with the girl, and secretly said 'absorption' by the way.

"Absorption is successful, and the host obtains an F-class machine."

Wowha! Sister, you are really the Guanyin Bodhisattva who saves suffering!

A large amount of machine-related knowledge suddenly appeared in his mind, so that the competent people were pleasantly surprised, these knowledge is too strong, and the competent people even found themselves learning how to make simple machines, such as mountain bikes, as long as the parts are sufficient, they can assemble them perfectly, although it is not a great ability, but this is very powerful for the competent people and the bicycle is only one of the machines, there are other equally simple machines, and the competent people have all mastered it.

With just a light touch, you can acquire the abilities of others, and the functional people love the decathlon more and more.

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