Chapter 681: For Life, For Food
Hu Lai's face turned red. His legs have been practiced on the plum blossom pile in Shaolin for more than ten years, not to mention that the legs are together, it is the old tree root, and the stability of the lower plate is definitely rare.
But now he felt like he was pulling a mountain, and no matter how hard he tried, the fat man couldn't move!
"You come here, you come here......" Hu Lai muttered.
The fat man smiled and said, "You are weird and funny, you let me go, why can't you pinch it?" ”
Saying that, as soon as his arm was forced, Hu Lai was competing with him, if he was dragged by a new monk brother, then what would he have face?
Hu Lai snorted coldly, and his arm suddenly tensed, like a spear! The chest and abdomen inhale violently, secretly adding strength!
"Are you learning toad?" The fat man smiled slightly, his right arm was raised slightly, and Hu Lai suddenly felt that his feet were empty. He lowered his head and looked, Mom, he pouted.
The fat man held his beard like this, turned around, and sat down on the sofa.
Poof!
The sofa was actually folded by him, and the fat man's huge butt made a muffled sound when he smashed directly on the floor, and Han Yu clearly felt that the floor shook violently.
He closed his eyes helplessly, damn, I must have thought it was an earthquake when I went downstairs here.
"Damn, you, you kind of let me down!" Hu Lai grabbed the fat man's hand, and although he was in mid-air, he still relied on his waist strength to wrap around his arm, and at the same time kicked his shoulders with both feet.
This is a Shaolin trick to wrap around the silk, but let him spend a long time on it, but in exchange for the fat man's sentence: "What are you doing?" ”
At this moment, the door to the next bedroom was suddenly pushed open. Eighteen Arhats, dressed like middle-level managers of the company, came out one after another.
As soon as these guys showed their heads, they showed their remarkable reactions.
One by one, the Luohan sticks, like a tumbling angry dragon, shot towards the fat man.
"Holy!" Han Yu was depressed, firstly, he didn't expect that the Eighteen Arhats did not live next door, but stayed in the bedroom, and secondly, he didn't expect that the reaction of the Eighteen Arhats here would be so sharp and unreasonable.
You have to figure out what's going on first!
This also made him understand a truth, if you don't help your relatives, even the Buddha is the same!
Han Yu slammed the cup in his hand up, directly covering an arhat stick, and his person rose up at the same time, forming a fist with his right hand, and smashed directly into a coiling dragon stick that was flying past him!
The stick received a punch from him, and immediately bounced to the side, hitting the other two sticks.
Han Yu stretched out his hand again, grabbed the end of a coiling dragon stick, shook his arm, and the long stick turned into a Dao stick shadow, and instantly picked off three more.
But the remaining two, as well as the nine that shot out from the next room, shot at different angles towards the fat man sitting on the ground.
The strength of some great monks here, Han Yu has seen it.
Although the fat man has that "bronze holy clothes", he may not be able to block the power of so many sticks here, and he has no score in his heart!
"Hehe, it's fun!" The fat man laughed, his right hand was rounded, and Hu Lai danced like a ball of wind, and then he heard a ding-dong sound. And Hu Lai's screams......
When everything was quiet, I saw a dozen sticks falling from the fat man's side. And Hu Lai was sitting on the sofa, dumbfounded. On his head, four or five large bags bulged.
"Who threw the stick just now, stand up for me!" Hu Lai said fiercely without looking back.
When those monks saw Han Yu's move, they already realized that this might be a misunderstanding. It's just that they can't get back the sticks they threw out.
Therefore, I could only stand there honestly, and at this time, I heard Hu Lai's roar, and the eleven unlucky guys came over honestly.
Each of them has their own name on the stick, and they can't hide even if they want to!
"Who told you to do it? Yes? I don't know the fat brother, is that our own people? Go, apologize to the fat brother! A few of you, come here, too! Hu Lai put on a straight face and said in a deep voice.
"Huh?" The eighteen arhats looked at each other, but they didn't dare to disobey the order of Uncle Hu Lai here, so they honestly walked in front of the fat man, and finally came out of the dragon: "Amitabha, a few of us were reckless just now, and we almost hurt ......."
Descending Dragon suddenly remembered that some of his people here shot together, and it didn't seem to be able to cause any pressure on others, but instead let his uncle take a few blows on the head. Therefore, he said with some embarrassment: "I hope the donor will forgive!" ”
The others bowed down one after another: "Amitabha! ”
Hu Lai jumped in front of the fat man, and the fat man who didn't understand the situation was startled: "Brother, what move did you use just now?" Why do you practice, teach me too? ”
"Then you let me touch your head!" The fat man said suddenly.
Hu Laiyi gritted his teeth: "Okay!" ”
The fat man reached out and touched Hu Lai's head, and said puzzledly: "Why, your hairless?" ”
Hu Lai's face was tangled, Han Yu glared at the fat man: "Okay, fat man, don't make trouble, go, go over there and sit down, eat your roast chicken!" ”
"Roast chicken?" The fat man's eyes lit up, and he ran directly to the side, and on the table, there were two roast chickens prepared by Ye Suifeng for himself, and he hadn't moved yet.
The fat man was overjoyed, buried himself in eating, and didn't pay attention to Hu Lai at all.
"Hey, don't you tell me how to practice after touching your head?" Hu Lai shouted behind him with a depressed face.
"Eat!" The fat man smiled and raised his hand and held the chicken leg.
Han Yu explained: "If you can eat the amount of a dozen people at a time, and then don't take a bath for decades, you can be just like him, invincible!" ”
Hu Lai's little face suddenly turned white, and he shuddered, and stopped talking.
Han Yu looked at the Eighteen Arhats and said unexpectedly, "Why are you in the bedroom?" ”
The eighteen arhats looked at each other, and the dragon descended and said, "Uncle Shi is training our Buddha nature and teaching us the fundamental seal ......of the great day if it comes and does not move."
"Huh?" Han Yu glanced at Hu Lai puzzled, and then suddenly heard a strange voice: "Ahh......hh
"Ya Butterfly, Ya Butterfly ......"
Han Yu rushed to the room in a few steps, and sure enough, when he saw that the human combat film of the island country was being played inside, he stood at the door and roared angrily: "Hu, you fucking teach them to watch here?" ”
Han Yu is not a saint, let alone a monk. Therefore, he admires the dragon and others who can be monks, after all, in the face of the materialistic modern society, they can still maintain the six roots of purity, they are at least worthy of respect.
You said that Hu Lai is a flower monk yourself, you can do it, you still have to pull people into the water, and you also say that you have a beautiful name, training Buddha nature?
Why don't you say you're teaching them the 36 styles of candles in the cave room?
"Amitabha!" The descending dragon hurriedly stepped forward and put one hand together and said, "Boss in black, don't be angry!" Our uncle is also well-intentioned, as the saying goes, if you don't see it, you can't see it! The so-called inner demons are not ignorant, but impermeable! Uncle Shi also wants us to know that after we know, we will not be tempted by it again! ”
"Do you feel tempted?" Han Yu snorted and glanced at everyone.
"Red face and dry bones, romantic and drunk!" The dragon descended and took the lead, and the eighteen arhats all joined together: "Amitabha!" ”
"Okay, okay, count me as nosy, you can continue to practice!" Han Yu waved his hand angrily.
The dragon's face suddenly turned red: "That, there is no need to continue, let's go back to the room and recite the Diamond Sutra a few times now!" Brothers, go! ”
By the time the eighteen Arhats went out, the sound in the room had reached its climax.
"Tsk, good means, good technology, good style!" In the other room, Ye Suifeng's obscene voice came!
"Yezi, you shut it up for Lao Tzu!" Han Yu said viciously.
The voice suddenly stopped abruptly. Hu Lai smiled dryly: "Aren't I also afraid that they will be uncertain, boss, you don't have to be angry!" ”
Han Yu took two deep breaths and said in a deep voice: "Okay, don't talk about it, let's rest separately, and when it's night, let's go to the Golden Garden to have a look!" Take a look at the wounds on your head, and don't mess with the fat man if you're okay in the future. Although his brain is a little simple, his means are not much worse than yours! ”
"It's not worse than me, it's just a five-body throw that the monk admires! Boss, where did you get such a treasure here? Hu Lai said with a smile.
Han Yu threw himself back into the boss's chair and lit a cigarette: "Pick it up!" ”
……
Night came as scheduled, and the black canopy quietly covered the invasion of light. The sky was plunged into darkness.
Outside the Golden Garden, Han Yu, Hu Lai and Descending Dragon, the four figures of the fat man, the quiet cat was behind the tree on the side of the road, quietly staring at the Golden Garden not far away.
The other seventeen arhats were arranged all around. Ready to be answered.
"Descend the dragon, you and the fat man are here, waiting. Monk come in with me! Han Yu specially instructed the fat man: "Don't eat it yet, remember, listen to the words of the dragon, and if someone chases us later, you will beat them." However, without the order to descend the dragon, you are not allowed to move, do you hear? ”
"I only listen to my eldest brother!" The fat man didn't buy it, and said in a childlike tone.
Han Yu glared at him: "Your eldest brother, I'll let you wait for a while to listen to him, understand?" ”
"I don't understand! I only listen to my eldest brother! The fat man thought for a moment before saying.
Han Yu was angry, he snatched the fat man's chicken legs: "You don't need to understand, you just need to remember, otherwise, you won't want to eat chicken legs in the future." ”
The fat man smiled: "Big brother, deceive!" ”
Just when Han Yu was about to collapse, the fat man was already sitting there, looking at him with a deep gaze like a philosopher, and said quietly: "However, I will still remember what you said." To live, to eat! ”
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