I never thought that Ye Xi would talk about movies with everyone on such a big platform one day, and I was a little excited to think about it.

The movie that Ye Xi wants to talk to you about today is "Alien vs. A Developed", which was released two years ago, if you ask me what the hell is "Alien" and "A Developed", then I can only tell you that for the sake of international relations, I will get a name at random, everyone just needs to watch the plot, and everything else is secondary.

Some people may ask me, Ye Xi, why don't you talk about some popular and hot ones?

I can only say that I have talked about it, so why do you need a news broadcast?

I'm Ye Xi and the news network gun business, isn't that looking for death, although everyone doesn't necessarily think the cake is delicious, but it is self-evident that Xiang is unpalatable, so I risked my life to share his taste with everyone.

The picture below is the original picture of this film, yes, trust your eyes, this picture comparable to the Little Overlord simulator is his opening animation.

After two hours of domineering, I couldn't bear it, even if two years have passed, I still killed a street in the bad film industry, and let you see the honorary production of the American imperialist empire that can't be revived.

I'll go to your sister's, anyway, I don't want to talk about it, "What the hell is this?", Buddha Master, Amen, please forgive me for being rude.

Wow, a flash effect that is not blind in a dog's eye has smashed into the earth, giving birth to this extremely powerful virus.

Look, I look horizontally, vertically, left and right, and this is a special package of black charcoal, and then it becomes invisible.

A few coolly dressed schoolgirls are about to be killed by it, and at this time, the righteous alien Avatar wants to help the earthlings destroy it, I damn it, wait a minute, what the hell is this? What the hell is this?

Let me go into detail, let's look at the four eggs above, oh, it's a circle, that's right, it's a circle, he's a keyboard, and then there's a display screen in the middle.

This kind of letter labor and management is to use AE to give you an easy one, believe it or not?

No, labor and management can be done with the oldest drawing software, and when I saw this, I began to suspect that the people who made this movie should be in a form of banter, mocking the mainstream society, that is, the kind of feeling that everyone is drunk and I am sober, I can't help but wonder if artists are so free?

But free and easy, this kind of alien invasion is also a little stumbling, right?

How confident is it that he was sent alone in the arduous task of invading the earth, and this thing is sure that it has not offended anyone? Or will he be able to level the earth alone?

I continued watching with some anticipation.

But after seeing that Ah Da is also a person, and the keying buckle is so inferior, my thoughts are a little shaken.

Monsters, that is, aliens, become invisible and begin to look around for prey, that is, humans.

Eventually, the alien sent a machine to destroy him, but the alien who was still mechanical was still crooked because he didn't wear glasses, and then the protagonists began camping, and then they ...... Undress......

A girl went away, hey, she also took off, and then she was slapped by the monster.

I'm rubbing, this screenwriter is pure D silk, a girl stripped naked, and you actually gave a seppuku?

And then it went back and killed the other one, and you were all killed like this, and I just want to say -- hey, don't say it, it's iron, it's poor, I mean aliens, aliens.

Originally, I thought it would be awesome to dare to invade the earth alone, but I didn't expect it to kill people in the most ancient way;

And then a few more people came.

Ay! I can't help but see this campfire, can you make one with special effects? You light a fire, it's both real and cost-saving, isn't it? Yes? ……

Then a girl went out on her own.,And then she was targeted by a monster.,And then the monster followed all the way.。

This tailgating is like a child's house, and at first glance, he has never been to the Great Dongying Empire to study in the country, and then the monster suddenly appeared.

"I've wanted to plug you in for a long time, take it" (narrator)

And then there's the authentic blind dog's eye, and this bloody one, this inferior special effect is simply outrageous?

Then a man began to swing his knife indiscriminately because he couldn't beat the stealth monster, and he accidentally injured his teammates all of a sudden, and his whole head fell off.

At this moment, the unbearable alien Ah Da incarnated as a beautiful woman in person, and then took a knife to start a "desperate fight" with the monster......

yes, look at the alien earthlings, you stab me, I stab you, the intensity of this fight is not as fierce as the street fighting in China, and then they found the robot that was still on the earth at that time.

I take a closer look and drink, this is not the leftover prop for Lan Xiang's teaching, right? What the hell are you Lan Xiang for me, I can only say that he didn't pay for advertising, so keep it a secret.

Then the monster began to eat people again, and then at the critical moment the robot began to show its might, and it was so fun to see this fierce air cannon biu, biu, biu haha (you know) biu, biu, biu......

Then this boy's small universe exploded, picked up the branch, attention, it was a branch, and it penetrated the alien's body at once, I damn it, the earthlings used the branches to penetrate the aliens, and the robots and everything were weakly exploded, and this earthling is the real BOSS.

Then they went to prepare to save Ah Da on their hands, but the monster chased after them, so run......

At this time, the robot is going to start magnifying the cannon, the human cannon, the first-level preparation, he is going to shoot, well~~ when, and then the monster is dead......

Ah Da shouted, we won, the mission is complete......

But the robot is not good, it is going to explode, no, the robot explodes, run, and then the robot explodes.

when, and then blew up all of his own people, but unfortunately Ah Dada, who was connected to her body, couldn't do it either......

Boom, then the Afa spacecraft was destroyed, and then peace was restored to the Earth.

Yes, this is the Alien War, I really want to commit suicide by seppuku, I damn it.

All right? If you hate someone in the future, your girlfriend was robbed, and you think someone is not pleasing to the eye, recommend him to watch this movie, you can humiliate his IQ, ahaha, do you think it looks good? Ahaha, you're a bad guy.

In short, the American Imperial Empire is a magical country, there are amazing artists here, shoot something that seems to be completely manipulating you, and they are especially patient to carve this piece of film carefully, and the scene lasts for a full two hours.

Finally, I want to ask, where are the hundreds of millions of special effects, where are the big scenes, what I want to say most is that these camping people are messing around here, why don't you show this thing that should be shown?

Are you worthy of my pants off?

Are you right about my right hand?

I'm going to show me when my pants are off? Director, you're really tasteless like this, you should hurry up and commit suicide by seppuku.