On the 29th of December, large shopping malls have largely ceased operations, and many private supermarkets have closed their doors in preparation for the Chinese New Year, but for some sports journalists, their work is far from over.

At ten o'clock in the morning, the North China Sports Bureau held a pre-match press conference for the World Cold Weapon Fighting Championship: Shangguan Nengren VS Shinobu Ito.

When Shangguan walked into the venue dressed in his signature white Han costume, hundreds of reporters waiting at the venue applauded and cheered.

On the other side, a tall man in his early sevens, in his thirties, with a mustache, wearing a blue and white sword-striped kimono, Ito Shinobu stuffed his hands in wide sleeves, sitting in the seat that belonged to him at the press conference, and next to him sat a translator in a suit and leather shoes, but at this moment Ito Shinobu had a very bad face, he had been here for several minutes, but no one cared, and as soon as Shangguan Nengren arrived, it caused a tsunami-like cheer, which was unbearable for him who was proud.

But the biggest advantage of the mud bombardment devil is that he respects the strong, Shangguan is stronger than him, even if he is unhappy, he will hide his unhappiness in his heart, and endure it strongly, until he defeats Shangguan!

After seeing Ito Shinobu, Shangguan Nengren did not react in the slightest, as if he saw a certain passer-by, walked to his seat and sat down, and said in the Celestial Empire and bird language: "Ladies and gentlemen, friends: hello everyone! I've been waiting for you for a long time, and it's a pleasure to meet you with journalists. ”

“……”

The foreign reporters in the audience didn't think much of it, but many domestic reporters felt that this seemed to be very familiar and seemed to be ...... When the chief first came to power, he said the same thing!

This press conference was broadcast live at home and abroad, and the chief happened to sit in front of the TV and saw the live broadcast, after listening to the words of the competent person, the chief squirted out the tea in his mouth, looked at the 'underwhelmed' face on the TV, and laughed and scolded: "This kid." ”

It doesn't matter what the opening speech of the competent person is. The press conference finally started without a hitch.

"I would like to invite questions from reporters at home and abroad, because of the time, the press conference will last for one hour, please hurry up and don't ask irrelevant questions." The press officer of this press conference is an official of the local sports bureau, and he also spoke with a bit of an official tone, but these reporters will not pay attention to an official of a local sports bureau, what irrelevant questions should not be asked? When it's time to ask, can you still be a small official?

Almost all the reporters raised their hands to ask questions, and the competent people scanned the scene and pointed to the reporters in the front row of the imperial court: "Fertilizer water does not flow into the fields of outsiders." The first question is to be asked by our Celestial Empire reporter first! ”

As soon as Shangguan Nengren spoke, the Imperial Court reporter was very happy, stood up and took the microphone, and said: "Hello Shangguan, I am a reporter from Imperial Court Station XXX, my question is: How long do you think the match between you and Ito Shinobu will end this time?" ”

It's a super hot question! All the reporters pricked up their ears, their eyes staring at the competent man like hungry wolves, occasionally glancing at Shinobu Ito.

Even Shinobu Ito himself turned pale, and then closed his eyes. Pretending.

To this question, the competent person answered very simply: "When it's time to end, it's over, and the next one." ”

In front of the television, the chief's wife handed the peeled apple to the chief. smiled and said: "Shangguan has also learned to do Tai Chi, and it seems that he is not without the potential to be an official." ”

The chief took a bite of the apple and said with a smile: "This kid is hiding deeply!" But people like him don't have a grudge for power, or else. With his long lifespan, he will surely rule the world in his lifetime. ”

"World domination?" The chief's wife looked at the smiling Shangguan and smiled slightly: "Yes!" He can wipe out the Rice Mud's coalition army. If you don't leave a living mouth, you can see that he is a decisive person, kind-hearted, but decisive, and has a certain political acumen, such a child is really terrible. ”

"It's also about survival." The chief sighed lightly: "It's just to survive." ”

The chief's wife was silent.

The press conference was carried out in an orderly manner, and Shangguan was able to answer a few more questions, although the questions were very sharp, but they were easily resolved by him, until the next question from the mud bombardment reporter: "Mr. Shangguan, as a world-class idol star, you refused all media interviews before the game, had an arrogant attitude, and played a big name, I don't know what explanation you have for this?" ”

This question immediately caused a commotion at the scene, but this question was said by a mud bombardment reporter, and reporters at home and abroad knew it, and it was just a despicable little trick.

Faced with this question, Shangguan said lightly: "I think this reporter should know more about my news, refuse media interviews because in addition to the game, I have a lot to do, and it is impossible to put all my energy into the game and interviews, so I will let Mr. Zhou Chuan be fully responsible for all matters before the game, as for my arrogant attitude?" Playing big? I would like to ask, is not giving an interview an arrogant attitude and playing a big name? So so many people in the world who haven't been interviewed are all big names? Your question is too naïve, and I suggest that you return to China to study for a few more years before you come out to work. Next! ”

Shangguan's answer almost caused the mud bombardment reporter to vomit blood, while the Celestial Empire reporter and the foreign reporters who admired Shangguan's person very much applauded loudly.

Nima's mud bombardment devil still wants to provoke the competent people, he deserves to vomit blood!

Countless people of the Celestial Empire who sat in front of the TV or the Internet to watch this press conference excitedly shouted: "Good! Well said! That's how it should be with mud bombardments! Shangguan is a capable person, worthy of being my idol, it's so powerful! ”

However, there are applauded and angry, such as those right-leaning serious mud bombardment devils, after listening to the answer of the competent people, they were so angry that they almost smashed the TV.

At this time, Shinobu Ito suddenly interjected: "Mr. Shangguan, although this reporter's question may be stupid, but as a world-class idol star, is this the demeanor you should have?" ”

The mud bombardment devils at the scene and in front of the TV heard Ito's stern questioning, and immediately applauded loudly!

"Yo Si! Ito Shinobi, it's so good! ”

"What kind of idol star, it's just clowning work!"

"Long live the mud bombardment! Long live Shinobu Ito! ”

The little devil is crying wolf, but the people of the Celestial Dynasty are angry and slapping the table: "Nima's mud bombardment devil pretends to be fucking you!" You're a goddamn wind! ! ”

"the mud bombardment! Shangguan, kill him in seconds at night! ”

"it! His sister! His sister! His daughter! Kill all the women in his family! ”

Just when all parties reacted differently and Ito Shinobu was 'full of righteousness' and 'angrily reprimanded' Shangseiren, Shangsuiren smiled slightly, stood up and walked in front of Ito Shinobu, and suddenly flew up and kicked him in the face.

The speed of Shangguan's kick was too fast, as fast as lightning, although Ito Shinobu reacted and tried to dodge, but he didn't do it, and the nosebleed of the kick suddenly opened up, knocked over several chairs, fell to the ground, and covered his nose and screamed.

Everyone froze.

Shangguan Ninin looked at Shinobu Ito and said lightly: "Mr. Shinobu Ito, as an idol star, please don't fight back when I kick you in the face, and maintain your demeanor." ”

"Eight Ga Ya Road!" Shinobu Ito almost exploded in anger, jumped up and pulled out the long knife at his waist, and slashed at the sensual man.

"Click-"

"Bang-"

Shangguan Nengren pulled out the sword at his waist and cut off Ito Shinobu's long knife with a sword, the broken blade fell to the ground, and Ito Shinobu's heart seemed to be shattered by this slash, but he didn't have time to be sad, and a big foot kicked him in the face like lightning, accompanied by nosebleeds, Ito Shinobu really fell this time.

The scene of the press conference suddenly became a pot of porridge, and at the moment when Ito Shinobu pulled out the knife, countless reporters were exclaiming, but as Shangguan Nengren cut off Ito's long knife with a sword and ended the fight with a knockout, those reporters really climaxed wave after wave, and in addition to shock, they were ecstatic.

"Ito Shinobu draws his sword and the sensual man kicks Ito Shinobu angrily"

"Shangguan is invincible in the world, and Ito Shinobu was tragically kicked"

"The scene of the press conference was a big fight, and the functional people won a big victory"

"Ito Shinobu questioned the competent person and was knocked out by the competent person"

Bursting headlines appeared in the brains of these journalists, and at the same time, the world's media went crazy.

Big news, big news! This is even more exciting news than Tyson biting off Holyfield's ear, and countless newspaper owners seem to have seen the crazy scene of newspaper sales skyrocketing by 1,000%.

"Print! Be sure to reprint! Make it a special edition! Let everyone see our newspaper! ”

However, after the competent person kicked over Ito Shinobu, he said another sentence, which made the reporters at the scene fall into madness again: "In the face of the enemy's provocation, maintaining demeanor is a fig leaf for the weak, and for a strong man like me, I will only kick it." ”

"Good! Well said! ”

Foreign reporters who can come to the Celestial Empire can naturally speak the Celestial Empire, after listening to the words of the competent people, these foreign reporters immediately applauded loudly, they are originally people living under freedom and democracy, and they don't have so many worries to speak, and they are all sports reporters, and the report is a cold weapon fighting competition, not to mention the hot temperament, but also definitely extroverted.

Of course, the remarks of the Shangguanren will greatly increase their TV ratings or newspaper sales, and it is also an important reason for them to support the Shangguanren.

In the one-sided shouts of support for the competent people, Ito Shinobu cupped, originally pretending to be forced to make his image to the next level, but I didn't expect the Shangguan capable people to be so ruthless, the big foot girl kicked it directly, and pretended to be a fool, and now the whole world knows Ito Shinobu, but it's a pity that it is in the way of knowing the 'clown'. (To be continued.) )

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