Chapter 50: The Song of the Balls
Liu Zixuan, the country is beautiful and fragrant, noble-born, cheerful and generous, with the beauty of not thanking at four times, and in the city of Sijiu, countless noble sons are eager to be super beauties. It's just that his height of 1.85 meters has scared more than 90% of suitors, and his vision is extremely high, so he has never found a good match.
The family has a female hundred families, the Liu family is not in a hurry about Liu Zixuan's marriage, and is still waiting for the price to sell, so it is easy for grandfather Liu Guozhan to fall in love with Shangguan, but later because there are too many women around Shangguan, he gave up.
At this moment, the competent person mentioned the criteria for choosing a mate to Liu Zixuan, and Liu Zixuan smiled faintly: "I haven't thought about this yet, but if you want to marry me, you must at least be better than me in terms of skills, otherwise after getting married in the future, he will fight without saying a word, but he will be beaten by me and bleed, and it will not look good." ”
Competent man: "......"
"Secondly, we must be smart, we military families don't want to be stupid, and we don't have to think about it if we don't have a good brain."
"This should be." Shangguan nodded, this request is normal, and no one wants to find a stupid uncle.
Liu Zixuan smiled and said, "Third, you must have a good heart, you can't be arrogant, and you will only be beaten to death by our Liu family." ”
Shangguan Neng wiped his cold sweat: "Your family is really strong...... "Is there anything else?" ”
"Hehe......" Liu Zixuan smiled: "The fourth is that the age can't be much older than me, a generation gap of three years, it's best to keep it within the three-year gap, and then grow better, have a better figure, and be taller than me, otherwise we will go out together too different." ”
"This should be." Shangguan nodded again: "From your personal hardware point of view, a man should also meet this requirement." ”
"Hmm." Liu Zixuan smiled slightly and said, "The last point is the most important......"
The competent man listened with pricked up his ears.
"I must look at it and really like it, otherwise even if a foreign prince comes, it will be in vain."
“……”
The competent man nodded, and rearranged a few requirements. found that Liu Zixuan's request seemed to be normal. It's actually quite abnormal.
First of all, you must be stronger than Liu Zixuan!
This kicked over the vast majority of suitors, and not long ago, Shangguan and Liu Zixuan had a discussion. found that Liu Zixuan's fist and foot skills were no worse than Xu Jingru, and he even had a lot of experience in combat.
Shangguan Nengren's fist and foot kung fu comes from Xu Jingru, but Xu Jingru is only the first stage of the C level. And Shangguan is the peak of the C-level, plus the whole body is as hard as iron, as strong as an ox, and the speed is also very fast, and he is ruthless, and he can solve Xin Yuyuan with one move, but the pure spell is to be fifty miles away to distinguish the winner and loser, and the Shangguan is to use pure tricks to make moves with Liu Zixuan. subdued Liu Zixuan around Liuhe.
According to the estimation of Shangguan capable people, if you want to defeat Liu Zixuan, even special forces may not be able to do it. The Zhongnanhai bodyguard who was responsible for protecting Liu Guozhan was able to subdue Liu Zixuan within fifty he. Of course, it's also a pure spell.
Purely in terms of tricks, Shangguan is ashamed of himself. It can be seen that Zhongnanhai's bodyguard's fist and foot kung fu is at least B-level, and Shangguan intends to extend Liu Guozhan's treatment time, and after the decathlon function is restored, he first absorbs the master's D-level cultivation ability, and then improves the ability of hackers, blades, machines, porcelain, and bronze to C-level, and then absorbs B-level punches and feet......
Maybe B-level fist and foot kung fu is the top in this era, even Zhongnanhai bodyguards only have this level, who else can be expected to reach A-level?
Not to mention A-level fists and feet, in the entire North China, Shangguan people have not found a B-level, and even the blade kung fu can't even find C-level, if it weren't for the suspension of the learning function of the decathlon, how could Shangguan people be able to improve the two small abilities to C-level during this time, and how could they be forced to do nothing? …,
Liu Zixuan requires a man to be better than her, at least to reach the C-level intermediate level, but she also requires that the man's age cannot be more than three years older than her, in today's society, how many young men around 20 years old can reach the C-level fist? Sorry, there is too much homework in school, the schoolbag is too heavy, and long-distance running is dead, so it's better not to exercise......
Only this one, at least the people were eliminated.
The second point of 'smartness' and the third point of 'good character' are not a problem, and they should be deserved.
But the fourth ...... Good looks, good figure, and taller than her, which eliminated 0.00009% of people.
Good looks, good figure, this is a little better, the current plastic surgery technology is so developed, it's a big deal to do the whole thing, but on this basis, she has to be taller than her......
Shangguan believes that there are no ten people in the world who can meet the above conditions, but there is still the last one, which must be pleasing to her eyes and really like it......
Isn't this intentional to play with people!
Shangguan looked up to the sky and sighed: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, you will kill her with a heavenly thunder!" ”
"Who's going to kill you!?" Liu Zixuan was not happy to listen, and rolled his eyes: "Looking for practice, isn't it?" ”
Shangguan looked at Liu Zixuan, who was eager to try, raised his right hand, stretched out his index finger, and shook it from side to side towards her face: "You can't do it." ”
"......" Liu Zixuan was angry: "Come out!" There's a kind of outside drawing! ”
Shangguan Nengren shook his head: "Forget it, I only relied on tricks to capture you alive, but if you really fight, you can't even catch my moves." ”
"You don't look down on people! I don't believe it! Walk! Go out and play! Go now! Liu Zixuan grabbed the collar of Shangguan and dragged it out.
"What are you doing?" Zhang Tingting walked down from upstairs, just saw this scene, and hurriedly ran over: "Zixuan, what's wrong?" So angry, is it a powerful person bullying you? ”
Shangguan Nengren embarrassed: "How can I have that idle time, she is making trouble for me." ”
Liu Zixuan said angrily: "Our children of the Liu family must not give in in to force, I must teach you a lesson today!" ”
Shangguan said: "See, it's obvious that she can't beat me, so she has to use her mantis arm as a car, and she can't do it herself." ”
Zhang Tingting probably understood, but Liu Zixuan wanted to practice with a functional person, so let's practice! It's been almost a month since I came to North China, and it is estimated that Liu Zixuan has already had itchy hands and feet, and the ability of Shangguan people to resist attacks is not worse than that of dinosaurs, so if you want to fight, you can fight! Anyway, just don't break things.
In the front yard of the villa, Liu Zixuan took off his coat. Throw it to Zhang Tingting. Twisting necks, snapping fingers, and making a rattling sound. Then I did a couple of high kicks in a row, and it was okay, and the leggings were very stretchy. The activity is very flexible, and the sneakers on the feet are OK.
Looking at the functional person again, he was dressed in simple casual clothes, with a pair of leather shoes on his feet, his coat was not taken off, and he did not warm up, so he hooked his hand at Liu Zixuan: "Come on!" Quick. ”
Liu Zixuan is really angry! Although he lost the fight last time, he was subdued only in Liuhe, and Liu Zixuan really thought that his real combat strength was not much weaker than that of Shangguan Nengren. Now I also feel that even if a capable person uses all his strength and wants to win himself, he must at least thirty miles away. I didn't expect Shangguan to say a quick solution......
It's hateful!
Shangguan is not looking down on Liu Zixuan. is a conclusion based on the comparison of real strength - Liu Zixuan can't take a move from him at all! If he took the initiative, Liu Zixuan wouldn't even be able to take half a move. Direct spikes.
In the face of absolute superiority, there is no need to be humble that you can't, the other party's very good remarks are too fake.
"Look at the move!" Knowing that his strength is not good, Liu Zixuan took the lead in launching a strong attack, and at least he had to give Shangguan a few punches.
Liu Zixuan held such a belief, and the offensive was really fierce. …,
"It's too slow!" Shangguan said that if you want to fight quickly, you won't delay time. Although Liu Zixuan's offensive is fierce, but the ferocity of the offensive often means that the rear air defense is weak, Shangguan can easily dodge Liu Zixuan's ferocious punch, and slapped Liu Zixuan on the back of the head, he only wants to win, not to hurt the enemy, so his strength is very small, just like usual play.
Hurry back after the fight.
Liu Zixuan's confident punch was flashed, and he was about to change his move, but he was suddenly slapped on the back of the head and was stunned on the spot.
"I ...... Am I defeated? Liu Zixuan couldn't believe that he was actually killed by Shangguan in one move?
Even if the Zhongnanhai bodyguards who protect Liu Guozhan want to defeat her with all their might, they need at least five moves, and Shangguan is actually ......
"Concession." Seeing Liu Zixuan admit defeat by himself, Shangguan Nengren smiled, walked behind Liu Zixuan, patted her shoulder, and said proudly: "I have said that you are not my enemy, now I understand what it means to have someone outside the world, there is a sky outside the sky!" ”
Liu Zixuan was suffering a blow, his heart was irritable, and when he heard the Shangguan capable person mocking himself, he was immediately furious, his body walked in front of the brain, his right foot was raised, and a 'donkey inverted hoof' was in the middle of the defenseless crotch of the Shangguan person......
“?!?!?!?!?!”
After joy comes sorrow!
The eyes of the competent person are wide open, and the face changes from white to red, from red to purple, from purple to black, from black to blue......
Holding the balls in both hands, his body was like a prawn, and he fell to the ground with a bang, foaming at the mouth......
"Ah?!?!?h Zhang Tingting and Liu Zixuan let out an exclamation in unison, looking at the capable Shangguan who was foaming at the mouth and fainting, and exclaimed: "Come on!" ”
Bad dish! Bad dish!
Liu Zixuan was panicked, she knew very well how heavy the kick was under her hatred? That's at least the power to kick a brick, originally the copper skin and iron bones of the above functional people, it's okay to kick in any position, and there are multiple footprints on the top of the head, but how can it be so inch, just kicking on the upper functional person...... No, it should be where men are most vulnerable.
Shangguan can people want to die, but they can't die, even in a coma, they can't help but have a cow on their faces, silently singing "The Sorrow of Eggs".
Dandan,
You are strong,
You have two eggs,
Exploded one,
And one more,
But you can't explode at the same time,
Otherwise, I will go to Thailand,
Why go to Thailand?
Because there are shemales in Thailand,
What is a shemale?
Shemale is two balls that explode together,
Enlarge the two new eggs
Moved to the chest and re-employed,
From now on
You are destined to commit the Lone Star,
Grow old without a companion,
Lonely for a lifetime.
Wow...... Wow......
Grow old without a companion,
A lifetime of loneliness......
Thanks to 'Sun Shunshun' for rewarding 100 coins.