Chapter 34: There Are Still Brains in This Book (3)

"Ahem. Geng Yan clenched his fists and coughed lightly at his mouth to adjust the atmosphere, and pointed to the boy on the stage with his finger, "Introduction, the senior of the third grade of the combat department and the president of the drama club, Sui Xinting." Then he introduced the ghost class to Sui Xinting again, and explained the reason for coming.

"Gahahaha, this class of students is very cute. Sui Xinting laughed exaggeratedly, lying lazily on the sofa, comparing one index finger to the ring finger curled up, and the other three fingers were straightened with strange fingers, "Hello everyone, I'm Sui Xinting." ”

Everyone looked at him with unkind faces.

"Oh, yes, don't do this, don't do this, I don't know if someone will come at this point. Sui Xinting took out his fart pocket, took out a bag of brown-red strips, took one in his mouth, and waved it at Geng Yan again, "Ah Yan will help me send it down, and it will be a meeting gift for the senior." ”

"No need seniors, we're here to interview the club. Han Shihao coldly refused, "But before that, please explain, what was the situation just now?"

"What's going on. Sui Xinting yawned, "That was my No. 431 girlfriend just now, is there any problem?"

"Of course there is, how can you be here, do that kind of ......" Han Shihao said as his throat was blocked, and he held back for a while before saying, "Doing such an inappropriate thing, and letting us see it, will have a very bad impact on us!"

"Look at you, this young man is the squad leader, the taste is rigid. Sui Xinting rubbed his nose, "I'll just ask you three questions, do you think about it?" ”

"One, won't you roll the sheets with your girlfriend in the future?"

"Second, the drama club is a private place to apply to the school palace, in other words, this is my home. It's not against the school rules to use Yuan Neng here, what's wrong with making out with my girl?"

"Three, did I force you to see it? I guess the door opened by itself when you knocked on the door, and I didn't have a trick to break the door even if it couldn't be repaired. But for this reason, you shouldn't have moved forward when I didn't respond, right? To put it seriously, I could go to the union and sue you for trespassing on people's houses. ”

The three questions were fatal, and Han Shihao's face became redder and redder, but he couldn't think of a word to refute it. Listening to Sui Xinting's analysis, he suddenly found that it seemed that the logic was completely reasonable, and it was normal to make love to his girlfriend at his "home", which did not harm the public interest or cause any adverse effects. They opened the door and entered without permission, even if it was unintentional, they caused damage to Sui Xinting's legal rights. It's just that the impact of the picture is too strong, so he subconsciously ignores all this.

But what's going on with this sense of disobedience? Han Shihao had a strange feeling that he couldn't take a breath and couldn't swallow it.

After holding it for a long time, Han Shihao finally came up with a reason: "The school rules say that early love is not allowed, and you are still a student." ”

"Gahahahaha, that's ahhhh Sui Xinting put his hand on his cheek and stuck out his tongue, "But I'm guilty, what's the matter? ”

Han Shihao's face turned purple.

"Okay, okay, don't be so rigid. Sui Xinting shook the bag in his hand again, "The other juniors and sisters are too, all of them have one, and I can't pay for it as a senior." ”

Everyone in the ghost class looked at the bag of unknown strips in silence for a few seconds, and finally sighed at the same time, and asked Geng Yan to give one to each person. I don't know why, Geng Yan didn't send it to Mo Meng and Yang Haohui. Just when he was puzzled, a miserable scream came from the seat at the other end, and Ye Ruohua spit out her red tongue and frantically asked for water to drink. Sui Xinting lay on the sofa and rolled around, laughing.

"What is this, why is it so spicy!" Ye Ruohua drank two large sips of fresh water refined by Lan Borou before speaking.

"Cinnamon, a good thing to refresh your mind. Sui Xinting grinned with a mouthful of white teeth, "But I added some condiments, the specialty spice 'Ghost Crying Pepper' in the Western Metaverse, I heard that one kilogram can kill an adult earth-armored beast." ”

"You're going to play with us, aren't you!" Feng Haogeng, who had the most explosive temper, couldn't help it, broke the cinnamon strip in his hand and threw it over.

"Don't waste it. Sui Xinting slowly clamped it with two fingers and stuffed it into his mouth together, "Ghost crying pepper is spicy, but the medicinal value is also very high, a small amount of food can invigorate blood circulation and eliminate blood stasis and smooth qi and blood, and women can detoxify and lose weight to reduce sunflower water pain." It's not for the sake of us all 'ghosts', I don't give it to ordinary people. ”

Ye Ruohua was stunned, she subconsciously stood up and jumped, and found that her body was indeed a lot lighter. Feng Haogeng tried to lick the slight powder adhered to his fingers, and a comfortable heat spread throughout his body, he looked at Sui Xinting in surprise, and his eyes changed slightly.

"You...... Is it really the previous ghost squad leader?" Han Shihao tried to ask. He began to feel that the overly prodigal senior in front of him was not as simple as it seemed on the surface, but it was also because he was a little...

... It's too wavelike, I'm not sure about it.

"It's like a fake. Sui Xinting laughed twice, "If you have any questions, don't waste time." ”

"Senior, why do you add 'yahu' at the end of each paragraph?" asked Lan Borou, who had finally recovered from the mental pollution.

"Who hasn't had a bit of a mouth fetish?" Sui Xinting poked his cheeks with two fingers, squinted and smiled, "How is it? Isn't it cute to talk like this?"

"Senior, why are you eating this, just for medicinal purposes?" Ye Ruohua smacked her lips.

"That's not it, 431 girlfriends are waiting for me to be lucky, of course I have to make up for it. ”

"431?" Ye Ruohua almost choked to death with saliva, "This number is a unit of measurement?"

"The kidneys are affected. Sui Xinting stroked his bangs and touched his chin very narcissistically.

"What about that gesture?" Mo Meng compared to Sui Xinting's strange gesture of greeting at the beginning.

"Tut-tut, senior sister, you don't have a boyfriend yet, you'll understand when you're older. Sui Xinting smiled meaningfully, "Of course, except for a specific time period, this is what I use to greet you." ”

Everyone in the ghost class relaxed as one question after another deepened, and Sui Xinting answered them patiently one by one. The atmosphere gradually became harmonious, and everyone's curiosity about this strange senior gradually overwhelmed the first impression that was not very good, until Feng Haogeng asked the simplest question.

"Are you really the strongest in the Academy? ”

"Feng Hao Geng! this question ......" Geng Yan hurriedly stopped.

But before he finished speaking, in the next moment, a beam of twisted thunder and lightning swept across the side of Feng Haogeng's face, drilling a small black hole in the back of the seat behind him, Sui Xinting slowly put down his smoking fingers, his face turned black. The terrifying pressure of the mountains and tsunamis emanated from him, and the wind was in a cold sweat like rain for a while, and he didn't even see his senior's hand move. Just a few more crooked inches, and it was his head that was pierced by thunder and lightning.

"Remember, this junior brother with a lip ring, don't ask me this question in the future. The coercion dissipated suddenly, Sui Xinting smiled gently, but his voice was cold and had no temperature, "Remember Lao Tzu to death, I'm not the strongest in the school palace." ”

He didn't say these two words.

"Nervous ...... Praise you and get angry. Feng Haogeng wanted to scold, but looking at that smiling face, he only dared to whisper in the end. The others were also frightened by Sui Xinting's sudden moody move, and they didn't dare to speak for a while.

"Gaha, don't mind, don't mind. This is a small forbidden area for me, so don't ask about it in the future. Sui Xinting slowly got up and stretched, "Lalala, let's get down to business, you all want to enter the drama club?"

No one dared to speak.

"Oh, don't be afraid. I'm a very easy-going person, really. Do you need me to kneel down for everyone to make amends?" Sui Xinting smiled bitterly, saying that he really wanted to kneel down as soon as he lifted the hem of his clothes.

"No, no, but you did scare us...... Han Shihao hurriedly stopped, "Brother Shei should apologize for offending you." ”

"Haha, polite. Sui Xinting looked around and nodded with satisfaction, "It's been a long time since I've seen anyone willing to join the drama club, and there are still seven of them, and they are still my real juniors." Yes, yes, everybody has a lot of vision. It's all our own people, and we're not tidy, and you can also see that there is no one in the drama club. That's why I've announced that I've hired you directly, and now I'm going to interview each of you for what kind of position you're suitable for. ”

He waved his big hand and stepped out of the stage, and the five words he said loudly were loud: "Who will come first?"

The ghost Benga Gengyan located below, you look at me, I look at you, I don't want to be the first bird to be shot. The aura of this senior in front of him is really difficult to define, and he is nervous for a while, serious for a while, angry for a while, and cheap, and there is a subtle sense between neurosis and two coercion.

Yang Haohui doesn't talk much on weekdays, but he has every word. He has a saying that is true...... There are no normal people in the Dream Soul Palace, and the interview of a neurotic interviewer must not be underestimated.

"I'm the squad leader, I'll go first!" In the end, Han Shihao stood up resolutely in the solemn eyes of everyone and stepped onto the stage with the tragic momentum of the guillotine.

"Very good, huh. Sui Xinting looked at Han Shihao who was standing in a military posture with relief, "Then the interview starts now!"

In front of everyone's eyes, Sui Xinting suddenly stepped up to Han Shihao's side and began to smell around him with his hands behind his back! Han Shihao's whole person was stupid, he was ready to answer any bitter questions, but Sui Xinting didn't ask a word at all, and shattered all his psychological defenses with just one action.

"You, you...... What are you?" Han Shihao couldn't hold back.

"Uh-huh...... I just found out that there is a smell of rust

Call. Sui Xinting was still smelling, especially lingering on Han Shihao's buttocks for a long time, and sighed, "The gluteus maximus is well trained, but it's a pity that I don't have it." ”

Han Shihao was so frightened that he was sweating profusely.

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I have a bit of a special ability, and I can distinguish a person's general personality by smell. I've always relied on this to determine the position of the interviewee in my interview, and you should be the kind of calm and old-fashioned character. He stood up and pondered for a moment, "Your personality is not suitable for stage performances, so you can't let go." Do you see behind the scenes? Pulling the curtain or moving props is more suitable for you, and this muscle should have the strength to carry it. ”

"Yes, yes!" Han Shihao hurriedly agreed, he just wanted to hurry down now.

"That's it. Sui Xinting patted him on the shoulder and sent him off the stage, his gaze moved down, "Who's next?"

"I want to quit now. Yang Haohui and Mo Meng whispered, "This senior is not only nervous, but also a pervert." ”

"I don't want to quit Brother Sheyang, I want to hack him to death. Mo Meng said.

Not only are these two people in this mood now, but everyone's hearts are filled with the desire to survive, and they can't wait to slip away. But it was too rude to run away directly in front of Sui Xinting, so he had to bow his head and remain silent, avoiding the sight of their senior. No one answered for a while, Sui Xinting glanced at the people under the stage over and over again, looking like the head teacher looking for someone to answer the question.

Ye Ruohua suddenly raised her hand to break the deadlock.

"Oh roar, this senior girl wants to try it, huh?" Sui Xinting was very pleased.

"It's not. Ye Ruohua raised her hand and pointed at Feng Haogeng, "He has always wanted to join the drama club, and I recommend him next." ”

"Chopping board, I%&%%¥ you!" Feng Haogeng almost squirted out all the dirty words he knew in his life.

The voice stopped abruptly, Feng Haogeng turned his head, and Sui Xinting stood in front of him with a smile. There was no point in resisting, and Feng Haogen was brought to the stage like a fried puppy.

As before, Sui Xinting lowered his head and pondered after a good meal. Feng Haogeng symbolically resisted and resisted at first, but was later knocked into porcelain by a brain melon. Finally, his eyes looked at the sky blankly, revealing a desperate expression like a girl who had just been violated.

"The smell of Senior Brother Feng is very similar to that of Senior Brother Han, and it is also right, after all, it is a brother. Sui Xinting rubbed his nose, "Although it also smells of rust, it's more bloody." It's obvious that he's a strong-blooded young man, and he's easily impatient. But this kind of person has more stage tension, I think about it...... If it's a stage play, you're in charge of the actor, it should be no problem. ”

"Ah, it's all right, whatever you want. Feng Haogeng continued to look at the sky with blank eyes, and he was too lazy to think.

The second was sent off the stage.

"There are five people left, and it's too troublesome to interview one by one. Sui Xinting thought about it, and suddenly his eyes lit up, "Ah Yan, I wanted to pull in early in the morning, and I have already arranged my position...... Let's get the three other schoolgirls up together, I'll solve it all at once!"

"Brother Yang, save me!" Mo Meng was so frightened that she threw herself into Yang Haohui's arms.

“...... Good luck. ”

Despite all kinds of reluctance, the three girls still came to the stage. Sui Xinting swallowed and spat very secretly, and began to smell carefully around the three of them, not even letting go of his armpits. From left to right, from top to bottom, I touched the girl's slender waist and soft thighs one by one. The one that touches it is called a meticulous heart, and it is almost licked twice. Yang Haohui frowned as he watched from the audience, and he suddenly remembered Geng Yan's quite appropriate analogy...... It's like a dog seeing meat and bones!

"Ahh......h

"It's over! Hurry up!" Mo Meng's little temper is a fight with Feng Haogeng, and Sui Xinting has been touching her for the longest time. If it weren't for the clothes still through, she couldn't help but kick it over.

"Don't worry, I'm always angry, but I'm going to get acne. Sui Xinting poked his face with his finger again, and turned his gaze to Lan Borou, "Lan Xuemei should have learned a musical instrument." ”

Lan Borou was startled and nodded subconsciously.

"There are very slight string marks on the middle fingers of both hands, probably from the early practice of the zhengqin. The practice time is not long, but the traces can be maintained until now, you can imagine how hard you practiced at the beginning. Sui Xinting said, "Lan Xuemei has a very faint smell of rain, moisturizing things silently, she must be a person with a soft personality and a serious work, which coincides with my previous guess." Plus you have the foundation, and the soundtrack work will be handed over to you. ”

"The smell of rain, rain?" Lan Borou pinched a strand of her hair and sniffed it, completely unaware of what the rain would smell like.

To be continued......