Chen Mo's first experience in the rooftop pool was very wonderful. ⊙，

However, in order to prove that he was Yanagi Hui and not an indecent Hui, Chen Mo had to sing a song to divert his attention when he was almost unable to hold it.

Chen Moqing sang "A Cut of Plums", and the original singer of this song was Fei Yuqing.

And Fei Yuqing, a famous singer who relied on his soft singing voice "Dream Camel Bell", "A Cut Plum", and "Thousands of Miles Away" sung with Xiao Gongju Zhou Dong, has created a gentle and elegant image of a literary and artistic young man for himself, and easily touched the hearts of countless mothers Sang Chunxin, but in fact, there is another very dirty image.

Don't lie, many people are elegant, both moral and artistic, and Fei Yuqing, a noble son in the song industry who sings with a 45-degree head, does have a very dirty image.

Basically, Fei Yuqing is well-deserved as the avatar of the king of meat jokes in the variety show industry.

On the variety show, a professional singer who wears a seemingly old-fashioned Mao suit and bends his neck to tell meat jokes to the sky, except for Fei Yuqing, there is no one else.

What kind of Cheng did Fei Yu clean up the dirt?

Just give two chestnuts to illustrate it clearly.

The first chestnut, because Xiao Gongju Jay Chou admired Fei Yuqing very much, and also sang the Chinese-style song "Thousands of Miles Away" with Fei Yuqing, Fei Yuqing was also invited to be a guest when Jay Chou and Kunling got married.

Then, Fei Yuqing was at Dong Chou's wedding scene, holding the microphone and telling a meat joke, the core content of the joke is that her husband who has been married for many years asked his wife, can you use a sentence to make me comfortable and uncomfortable? After thinking about it, my wife replied, "Husband, your JJ is the biggest among your friends." ”

This meat joke, talking about the groom Chou Dong's psychology is about to collapse. But he could only say: "Ouch, what is he talking about?" How do I understand it completely? ”

Dirty or not?

Hold your horses. And the second chestnut too.

The protagonist of this chestnut is no longer Xiao Gongju Zhou Dong, but Fei Yuqing's poop. Once a reporter interviewed Fei Yuqing's baba and asked him if there was anything he wanted to say to his son, Fei Yuqing baba said after thinking for a while: "Son, you are also in a suit and leather shoes, so do you want to pay a little attention to your image?" ”

These two chestnuts are really enough, and as for the "hey, hey, hey, hey" stalk that has exploded the circle of friends, there is no need to even mention it.

Of course, it is specifically said that Fei Yuqing's two sides are one and the same, not for Mr. Fei, who is both black and artistic. And just to prove that Chen Mo's subconscious selection of "A Cut Plum" is a secret that cannot be said.

It's a pity that this is a secret, and the two girls who finally got tired of swimming and went ashore to lie on the beach chair, lying lazily in the sun and sipping cold drinks, obviously have no way of knowing.

For the song "One Cut Plum", Wen Nuannuan and Ji Yanran both praised it, and the rap in unison was really good.

Then, the two delicate and weak girls were still a little big because the sun was still a little big. Let Chen Mo help apply sunscreen.

For men, this kind of request is made by a girl with a proud figure in a swimsuit, which is absolutely and absolutely beautiful, but Chen Mo has been forced to sing to divert his attention. How dare you do something that will stir up the raging fire again?

No matter who you can't help but kiss, it's very bad to be a beast in broad daylight!

Under the pretext that there is an important official business, I want to contact Yan's mother. Chen Mo smeared the soles of his feet and fled.

"Hey, the fake uncle is so inferior!"

Chen Mo, who looked at the wolf bèi and left. Ji Yanran, who lazily withdrew her gaze, reached out and tidied up the crooked and deformed bikini a little.

"Isn't that bad?"

Wen Nuan Nuan, who got up and applied sunscreen to himself. Wen Yan stopped his movements and replied with a smile.

"Well......" Ji Yanran thought about it very seriously before she replied honestly: "I don't know." ”

Wen Nuannuan just wanted to say something more, but suddenly felt a wave of nausea, she hurriedly got up and ran quickly to the nearest washbasin.

After just retching a few times, I ended up throwing up nothing.

"Sister Nuan Nuan, your reaction symptoms seem to be a little stricter, or don't hide it anymore, just tell this big happy event to Uncle Sù fake!"

Ji Yanran, who followed the past, gently patted Wen Nuannuan's vest.

"No, if I tell Sù silently now, he will definitely not allow me to personally deal with the ten songs at the wedding, but those ten songs have too special meaning for me, and I can only put down my work with peace of mind after I have dealt with them all!"

Wen Nuannuan, who had stopped retching, resolutely rejected Ji Yanran's suggestion.

"But ......"

Ji Yanran still wanted to say something more.

"But Yanran, you have to work harder, before the child in my womb is born, I can't go to serve and do that thing silently, I heard that when my wife is pregnant and can't serve her husband, it is also the time when her husband is most likely to cheat, if I silently cheat on other women, I can't accept it!"

Wen Nuannuan interrupted Ji Yanran, and she said to Ji Yanran in a very serious and serious tone.

Ji Yanran's face turned red as soon as she was spoken, and she was even embarrassed to look directly at Wen Nuannuan anymore.

Adult words such as serving and cheating, even if you think about it a little, it's too heart-pounding!

"Yanran knows, in fact, Momo also likes you very much."

Wen Nuannuan said again.

Wen Nuannuan is a woman with a traditional idea of marriage and love in this parallel world, and she believes that if she really loves a man, she must consider all aspects of his life - including the side of married life that rolls the sheets.

So since he will no longer be able to serve his beloved man for at least ten months in the future, he must find a replacement for him.

In this case, instead of letting other little hoof fox spirits who don't know the situation at all take advantage of the situation, it's better to let Yanran get what she wants, right?

Anyway, Yanran will come to this point sooner or later.

Well. The word substitute doesn't seem to be appropriate, after all, it's a fact that Mo Mo likes Yanran......

this night. Chen Mo, who was a little ruthless during the day, unexpectedly expressed his strong desire to roll the sheets with Wen Nuan. However, to his disappointment, Wen Nuannuan resolutely refused his request even though his eyes were blurred and his breathing was heavy by his kiss.

Even though the idea is very strong, Chen Mo still respects women after all, he didn't overlord force the bow but got up to take a cold shower, and then silently fell asleep by himself.

Looking at the man who had fallen asleep beside him, Wen Nuannuan, who couldn't sleep because of endocrine factors, became more and more determined to promote Chen Mo and Ji Yanran.

It's just that in the next few days, Wen Nuannuan tried her best but never found a suitable opportunity, because the daily tour was tiring enough. In the evening, the Meng family and other wealthy families in Hawaii lined up to invite Chen Mo to a dinner party for various reasons.

For the sake of the two sisters of the Meng family, Chen Mo had to agree, so he was basically completely exhausted when he came back from the party every night, and he had no other needs except to sleep on his head.

"It can't go on like this!"

It was not Wen Nuannuan who said this, who never found a suitable opportunity, but Chen Mo, who used sleep to restore his spirit and spirit for the nth time.

"I've decided that I'll say no to a treat from today onwards, or else I'll be on my honeymoon. It's going to be ruined! Saying that, Chen Mo turned his head to look at Wen Nuannuan: "Nuan Nuan, why don't we leave Honolulu and go somewhere else to continue our honeymoon." Is there anything in particular you'd like to visit? ”

"No, I think Honolulu is very good here, the climate is very good, and the air is very good. Even the ingredients are eco-friendly and organic, making them perfect for ...... The child grows and develops. ”

Wen Nuannuan replied.

"Suitable for your child's growth and development? What do you mean? ”

Although Wen Nuannuan's last sentence is actually very light. But Chen Mo's high-sensitivity ears, how could he not hear this sentence?

"Nothing! I—I'm talking nonsense! ”

Wen Nuannuan immediately subconsciously denied it.

"Not true. Nuan Nuan, you're not a person who likes to talk nonsense, and there must be a special reason why you specifically mentioned this! What's going on? ”

Chen Mo was not so easy to fool, he looked at Wen Nuannuan suspiciously, wanting to see some clues from the other party's expressions and movements.

"Oh, don't think about it silently, it's really nothing! Don't ask, I'm angry if you ask again! ”

Seeing that the indiscriminate explanation seemed to be prevaricating, Wen Nuannuan was forced to use the method of messing around, which was not the way to go.

"Sister Nuan Nuan, don't hide it from the fake uncle anymore, I think even if you can hide such a big thing for three or two days, can you still hide it until your belly grows?"

Ji Yanran next to her couldn't see it, so this girl finally couldn't help but say this.

"What's the big belly ......" Chen Mo didn't react at first, but after only saying five words, he completely understood: "Nuan Nuan, are you, you pregnant?!" Tell me, are you really pregnant?! ”

This is an almost certain possibility, which made Chen Mo instantly become extremely excited, he finally had the opportunity to be a father for the first time in two lifetimes!

"I ...... Well. ”

Wen Nuannuan glanced at Ji Yanran a little helplessly, and then hummed softly with a little reserve, a little happiness and full of longing.

"Great! That's great! I'm going to be a dad! I'm going to be a dad too! ”

Chen Mo, whose guess was completely confirmed, jumped at least three feet high excitedly, and then he picked up Wen Nuannuan hard and began to circle in place.

"Put me down, be careful of hurting the child!"

Although it has only been confirmed that she is pregnant for two days, the motherhood hidden in her life has already emanated from Wen Nuannuan's body from the inside out.

Chen Mo, who had been taught a lesson, hurriedly and carefully put Wen Nuannuan down, but the endless love accumulated in his heart again made him move three steps sideways without thinking about it, and hugged Ji Yanran, who was originally just watching, and began to circle in place.

"Ah, fake uncle, don't turn around, I'm dizzy......"

Ji Yanran, who was caught off guard, also protested loudly, but she was treated like Wen Nuan, Chen Mo directly ignored her protest, and finally put her down after holding her for almost ten laps in one breath.

The result of ten laps of turning in place was that the world in Wen Nuannuan's eyes had completely turned into a dizziness, her feet were floating as if she was stepping on cotton, and in order to prevent herself from falling, she could only instinctively hug Chen Mo tightly.

It's a pity that Chen Mo, who is the culprit, is not in a better condition than Wen Nuannuan, he is also dizzy in his mind, and his feet are still vague and completely unable to stand.

So there was no accident that happened, Chen Mo couldn't stand up to the sky and fell, and fell to the sky with a bang, and Ji Yanran, who was holding him tightly, pressed on him, the faces of the two people were close to each other, and the lips of the two people were ...... Didn't kiss each other!

"Stupid, stupid fake uncle, I said don't turn around-"

Ji Yanran, who had a pair of bright eyes, especially Ji Yanran, who was scurrying up and down in her eye sockets, was lying on Chen Mo's body and blaming Chen Mo with a sigh, and Chen Mo reciprocated with a smirk.

Although the fall between the two was not small, the ground of this luxury suite had already considered the problem of guests falling, and when decorating, a rubber buffer layer was deliberately laid, and a thick cashmere carpet was laid on top of the rubber buffer layer, so Chen Mo did not fall at all.

As for the giggles, that's entirely for the sake of being too happy.

I'm going to be a dad!

I'm going to be a dad!

Hehehe, this feeling is amazing!

Chen Mo, who was lying on his back, even forgot to let go of Ji Yanran again, and Ji Yanran struggled a few times, but found that the more he struggled Chen Mo's expression The more he enjoyed, he simply supported Chen Mo's chest with both hands and was too lazy to move.

"Silent, Yanran, do you want it?"

Wen Nuannuan asked with great concern.

"I'm fine!"

Chen Mo and Ji Yanran, who heard the sound, replied in unison.

And at this moment, Chen Mo's mobile phone rang suddenly, and the ringtone was "I Have Not Left" that Ji Yanran was on the plane to Hawaii yesterday and felt that it had only been two days since the new setting was set up in response to the situation.

"This is Xiao Hei Chen Mo, who are you? What's the matter with me? ”

After taking out the phone and finding that it was a strange call, Chen Mo, who was in a good mood, did not directly refuse to answer and hang up as usual, but slid to answer it.

"Huh? Actually got through...... Ahem, ahem, hello Chen Mo! I am a triennial staff member of the Taishan Award Organizing Committee of China's most prestigious and influential film festival, and I am honored to inform you that the films related to you, "Jia Lan Rain", "Resident Evil", "This Man from Earth", "King Kong" and "The Seven Princesses Forever" have been nominated for Best Actor and Actress, Best Supporting Actor, Best Screenplay, Best Film Music, Best Editing, etc., and I would like to express my sincere congratulations to you. In addition, I also called to ask Mr. Chen Mo if you have time as the most distinguished guest on January 16 of the next year. Come to our film festival award ceremony and witness the final birth of the winners of this film festival with you? (To be continued.) )