Eighteen brides and eighty langs, with pale hair and red makeup. The mandarin ducks are made into a double night, and a pear flower presses the begonia.

This is a spring poem by the great poet Su Dongpo of the Song Dynasty, describing the scene of the first time after the old master Su himself took a concubine in the year of the rotten wood!

But for Chen Chen and Xie Lanlan, this poem has to be changed to 38 brides and 18 langs, glaring angrily at the red makeup, the mandarin ducks are turned into double nights, and a pear flower pressing begonia will be more reasonable!

From early morning to evening, the sound of the buttocks in the bedroom, the women's panting and cursing, and the men's heavy panting like cattle were endless, and they did not stop for a moment, the sound of cannons rumbled, the battle was very fierce, and the big bed was about to be shaken and scattered.

If it weren't for Hua Yuling's final call to ask why they hadn't come back, Chen Chen might have really worked until twelve o'clock in the evening.

"Beasts! Livestock! Monster! Xie Lanlan was drenched in sweat, her delicate body was flushed with peach blossoms, and every part of her body was crispy and numb from head to toe, and she couldn't move her breath, so she could only lie on the man and protest weakly.

Chen Chen played with the beautiful ** plump buttocks, and said with a smile: "Thank you for the compliment, this is a compliment to me!" ”

Xie Lanlan no longer had the strength to talk to him, her beautiful eyes were like spring water, and she said lazily: "It's been a day, you've had enough, right?" If that's not enough, you can continue, as long as you're not afraid of the old man coming to your door. ”

Chen Chen incense a cigarette on her cheeks, and said: "I'm not afraid, but considering that you have been defeated and retreated, and your combat effectiveness is almost zero, I still decided to let you live, I am not stupid, I will feel distressed if I hurt you, and I will not do anything to catch fish." ”

Xie Lanlan rolled her eyes and said, "Then why don't you let me go?" I'm going to take a bath, this body smells of almonds, you are an old man and they are stupid? ”

Chen Chen stood up with Mei ** in his arms, and said with a hippie smile: "I let you go, and you don't have the strength to take a bath, right?" Why don't I take you with you, let's take a mandarin duck bath? ”

"I said no, will you listen?" Xie Lanlan said lazily.

"Of course not!" Chen Chen jumped out of bed with her beautiful buttocks, this time it was ruthless enough, and the glamorous ** was screaming.

Xie Lanlan was red, and mocked: "Now that I am a fish and a sword, I can't resist what you want to do, so what do you still ask me to do?" Bring sand to the beach! ”

Chen Chen smiled and said: "What a smart woman, free and easy, I like it!" ”

Sexy beauty ** lazily said: "Thank you!" ”

After the bathroom was filled with hot water, Chen Chen hugged Xie Lanlan and lay in the bathtub, as soon as the two separated, the turbid white liquid flowed out of Xie Lanlan's flower stream and floated on the water, like white splashes.

Chen Chen smirked his eyebrows at Chaomei**, Xie Lanlan bit her red lip and glared at her fiercely, gritting her teeth and saying, "Beast, look at the good things you have done." ”

"It's very tiring to do good deeds, I'm almost sucked dry by you."

Chen Chen hugged the waist of the beautiful ** snake and said shamelessly.

"You mean I'm taking advantage of you, right? Do you think old ladies are rare? If you have the ability, you can suck it back! Xie Lanlan said angrily.

Chen Chen touched the beautiful woman's big boobs, and said lazily: "Once sold, it will not be returned!" ”

Xie Lanlan was so angry that she bit her red lip and splashed water on him, scolding: "Shameless! ”

"I'm dizzy, why are you splashing me? If you want to splash it on your own face, it is said that it can be beautified. Chen Chen bit her earlobe ambiguously and said.

Xie Lanlan was a little dizzy, this little rascal was really bad to the bone, he was really blind and didn't see that he was this person, he knew that he had a lustful heart, he should have dismantled his disguise before everything happened, but now it is too late.

The hot water in the bathtub has been changed several times, but there is still turbid white liquid floating out of Xie Lanlan's Orchid Creek, and the beauty of Qi is pinched on the little man's waist, but Chen Chen is very proud, these are all meritorious deeds, which proves that the conquest on Xie Lanlan is successful.

"So much? You are more cattle than an animal! Meiyan ** carefully stretched out her hand to stir in the flower stream, and a large stream of white liquid was squeezed out again, more than the synthesis that slipped away with the water just now.

Chen Chen said ambiguously: "It's how good you suck, it seems that your body likes me very much."

"Die!" Xie Lanlan blushed and bit him the shoulder.

Coming out of the villa, Chen Chen smiled evilly, Xie Lanlan was delicate and incomparable, the beautiful woman was tossed enough, and she walked a little unnaturally, and he laughed when he saw it.

When I went to the pharmacy to buy medicine, the eldest sister who sold the medicine didn't react for a while when she heard Xie Lanlan blushing and wanted to buy birth control pills, and only after repeated confirmation did she look back and forth on Chen Chen and her with a strange face. On the way back to Xie's house, it was already night, the sound of firecrackers was endless, and the night sky was full of fireworks, colorful and beautiful.

After arriving at Xie's house, Xie Lanlan became nervous, and pulled Chen Chen to say weakly: "You can see if there is anything wrong with me." If someone sees it, we'll both be miserable! ”

Chen Chen pretended to touch the beautiful woman, and after standing up enough, in Xie Lanlan's embarrassed eyes, he said with a big sting: "Don't worry, except for my overly moisturized and particularly charming complexion, everything is normal!" ”

Xie Lanlan said angrily in a low voice: "What's the matter, you still do something to me?" If you're not afraid of death, don't pull me to death, it's over when you're seen. ”

Chen Chen said with a smile: "Got it, sister-in-law!" ”

This ambiguous voice taught by the sister-in-law, Xie Lanlan's face turned red, the little rascal was laughing at her for being timid and afraid, and she was afraid of revealing her stuffing, so Mei ** glared at him fiercely, twisted her beautiful buttocks and walked in.

Today is Chinese New Year's Eve, the Xie family's small courtyard is full of lights, fire trees and silver flowers, lively, the Xie family's men, women and children gathered together, laughing and jubilant.

The children set off fireworks in the courtyard, the adults were busy preparing the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, and when Chen Chen and Xie Lanlan walked in, everyone stopped their movements and looked at Old Master Xie in unison.

Xie Gutang had already learned that his old subordinate Liu Changzheng was in danger, and he had been discharged from the hospital at this moment, and the only bit of anger he had disappeared, looking at his timid and somewhat nervous little daughter, he shuddered twice and said, "Do you know it's wrong?" ”

Xie Lanlan was really nervous, but she was not afraid that her father would still be angry, but that she was afraid that he would see the ambiguity between herself and Chen Chen. ”

Old Man Xie rolled his eyes and said, "Come on, you better stop, how can you go over and make your Uncle Liu angry?" ”

Xie Lanlan nodded as if eating rice, and said obediently: "Then I won't go, I will accompany you at home to be a filial daughter." ”

Old Man Xie feigned anger and said: "If you want to be really filial, hurry up and find a man to marry, don't let me always think about this in my heart." ”

Xie Lanlan was just about to be perfunctory, but when she saw a certain man who couldn't help but smile, she couldn't help but blush, in a sense, last night was her second marriage, and Chen Chen was her new man!

"What's wrong?" Old Man Xie inexplicably turned his head sideways and asked Hua Yuling: "Girl, did I say anything funny just now?" ”

The beautiful and pretty widow glanced thoughtfully at her little man and Xie Lanlan, the woman's intuition told her that something must have happened between the two of them, recalling that when she called to inquire before, the sound was vague, ambiguous, and soul-crushing, Hua Yuling vaguely guessed something, and couldn't help but show a strange smile on the corner of her mouth, wouldn't it? They? Is it possible?

The little rascal did it, but how could a woman as arrogant and perfect as his sister-in-law look down on him? Unless Chen Chen is strong, he doesn't look like his sister-in-law, it's really weird!

Xie Lanlan glared at Chen Chen angrily, blaming him for almost revealing his stuffing to let his father see the flaw, and Mei ** hurriedly remedied: "Dad, I want to marry, but there is no suitable one, why don't you always introduce me to a few young talents?" ”

Old Man Xie turned his head in disbelief and looked at her in disbelief, the rest of the Xie family also looked at each other, Xie Lanxin even dropped the bowl in his hand, did you hear it right, Xie Lanlan is willing to go on a blind date? In the past, no matter who persuaded her, she was resolutely against blind dates, but what the hell is it today? Is the sun coming out of the west?

"You're not kidding?" Old Man Xie frowned.

Xie Lanlan was indeed joking, but after seeing Chen Chen's angry and nervous look, Meiyan** smiled mischievously and decided to tease him in order to repay the toss he had suffered this day.

"How dare I? Daddy, I really figured it out! Women, sooner or later they have to get married, in order to give you peace of mind, and for Xiaoxi to have a complete home, I decided to marry myself off before the age of forty. Xie Lanlan said with a smile.

Chen Chen's face turned green, Xie Lanlan, don't play, this is not fun at all, did you deliberately say this to make me die?

Old Man Xie was overjoyed, took his daughter's hand and said happily: "Okay, good, as long as you are willing to marry, you can do anything!" ”

This year's Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, Chen Chen ate food without knowing the taste, like chewing lime, always want to find an opportunity to reader Xie Lanlan to ask the truth, but unfortunately Mei ** seemed to see his thoughts, deliberately avoided him, ignored his various hints, and sat next to Xie Lao under the pretext, so that he had no tricks at all, so angry that he was depressed, and without eating a few bites, he excused himself to change clothes and leave the banquet to hide back in the room to smoke.

Hua Yuling quietly followed upstairs, hugged her little man from behind and sniffed it gently, and immediately understood in her heart, the little hooligan didn't wipe his mouth when he ate secretly, the sister-in-law was sparse, and Chen Chen still had the smell of her perfume on his body, if you want to say that they are nothing, who will believe it!

"What's wrong!" A certain man's heart is weak.

The beautiful widow looked at him with a smile, leaned close to his ear and bit his ear, and said ambiguously: "My little man, is my sister-in-law or me?" ”