Chapter 39: Surgery in the Room

"Haha, joking, just joking." Seeing Liu Ziqi and Wei Xinming's murderous eyes, Shangguan was able to wave his hands again and again, and laughed dryly: "I think uncles and aunts have no sense of humor, just a joke, it can't be taken seriously, it can't be taken seriously." ”

"You...... Stinky boy. Liu Ziqi exhaled, just now I really hated to cut him with a knife, and the feeling of being a miracle doctor is just to be able to legally have three wives and four concubines? If the law is really amended, the earning power of the above functional people is not like playing to feed a hundred women? And what has become of their daughter? If it weren't for the word 'joke' coming out in time, Liu Ziqi would have copied the knife.

Wei Xinming shook his head and smiled bitterly: "You kid, you can't make this kind of joke in the future, it will kill you." ”

"Auntie's lesson is that you must pay attention in the future, you must pay attention."

Seeing that Shangguan was able to humbly admit his mistakes, Liu Ziqi and Wei Xinming spared him this time.

"But ......" Liu Ziqi thought for a while: "Although it is unreliable to revise the marriage law, the identity of the world's first miracle doctor does have a lot of weight, if you can cure a disease that others can't cure, even the national leader has to give you a little face, now you have money and status, there is more than one woman behind your back, if your woman follows you, you can feel at ease." ”

Wei Xinming did not express an opinion, and seemed to agree with it.

Shangguan nodded: "Yes!" If it weren't for the fact that I would not have thought about being a miracle doctor for my few women, I wouldn't have thought about being a miracle doctor, to put it mildly, with my ability to make money, it is not a problem to raise 180 lovers outside, so why bother to find guilt for myself? ”

"Hmm." Liu Ziqi and Wei Xinming nodded one after another, and Wei Xinming smiled: "Although Xiao Shangguan is a little bit like ordinary men, his affection for women is worthy of recognition, and he is much stronger than those men who only know how to play with women." ”

"Hehe...... Shangguan smiled and said, "Actually, I want to be a miracle doctor, and I also have other considerations, such as that." In the future, I can also help my relatives and friends who are sick, injured, or need to be hospitalized for any accidents. ”

Liu Ziqi and Wei Xinming nodded again and again, with a smile on their faces, Liu Ziqi said: "Good boy, if your aunt and I get sick in the future, you have to treat it carefully." You can't charge indiscriminately, you know? ”

"That's for sure." Shangguan was able to pat his chest: "In the future, you and your aunt will be my mother-in-law." How can I not do my best, and besides, how can I ask you for medical expenses, for free! It's free! ”

"Haha, that's what you said." Liu Ziqi was happy: "You will be my son-in-law in the future, if you have any headache and brain fever, I will look for you, and you will pay for the medical expenses." ”

"Hey! Let's go! Shangguan took Liu Yilan into his arms, and said with a smile: "Yilan." The father-in-law and the mother-in-law agreed, you will be my aunt's wife in the future, and I will follow the master in the future, and I will give you a fragrant drink and spicy food, wear silk and satin, ride a high-headed horse, go out to open the road, and the driver will not stop driving, and there will be a driver on the top post when you hit and die, so you will go beautifully! ”

"Big brother...... You are really ......" Liu Yilan couldn't cry and laughed: "People are not like that!" ”

Liu Ziqi and Wei Xinming laughed heartily. Wei Xinming smiled: "Okay! Little Shangguan, in the future, Auntie will hand over Yilan to you, don't remember what you said, don't let Yilan be wronged. ”

"Don't worry, I promise that I can't stand the grievances, and besides, my daughters-in-law, Yilan knows them, and the relationship is not bad. Surely no one bullied her. Shangguan touched Liu Yilan's head and said, "Then I'll go back and give you two 100 million, which will be considered a dowry." There is also a painting that my uncle wants, and I promise to paint one of the highest level. There are also portraits, Yilan has portraits, and you two are indispensable. ”

"Hiss~~~" The number of 100 million made Liu Ziqi and Wei Xinming take a breath of cool air, and seeing the serious gaze in the joke of the Shangguan person, the husband and wife knew it in their hearts, and looked at each other and smiled: "Okay!" That's it! ”…,

Shangguan Nengren and Liu Yilan never dreamed that Liu Ziqi and Wei Xinming would be dealt with like this.

A dowry of 100 million, two portraits, and a calligraphy and painting, this transaction is done...... Sins and sins, I actually treat marriage as a business, but if you think about it carefully, marriage is really a business. Marrying a man and marrying a man, dressing and eating, a woman marrying a man in order to have food and clothing, and a man marrying a daughter-in-law must prepare a bride price. It would be nice for a rich man to get a beautiful wife, and for a poor man to find a daughter-in-law.

In the final analysis, daughters-in-law are bought with money, and women want to find a good man to marry, so what is a 'good' man? In the final analysis, a man with 'wealth' is a good man, you are handsome and chic, can recite poetry, and are full of wealth, but you have no house or car, and the standard of two yuan for a meal, what woman is willing to follow you? What are you doing? Look at your face, listen to your poetry, and starve to death with you?

So it's not okay for a man to have no money, those who shout all day long 'good cabbage makes the pig arch' are basically poor people who have no money, and they can only face Teacher Cang in the dark, crying silently, and masturbating to death......

Shangguan capable people are rich now, they are beautiful, and they are tall, they are typically rich and handsome, and they have a good temperament, without the vices of squishy children, although there are more women, but those women are all willing to follow him, not Shangguan people take the initiative to pursue, and they can't say anything wrong anywhere, even if Han Han sees Shangguan people, he will say: "This is a good man......"

Liu Ziqi and Wei Xinming are obsessed with classical culture, and they are used to the ancient wife and concubine system, and they do not reject it from the bottom of their hearts.

……

In the study, Shangguan is able to write hard, the pen walks the dragon and snake, Liu Yilan's ancient costume jumps on the paper, simple black and white, with rendering techniques, but the color effect is drawn, Liu Ziqi and Wei Xinming saw it, and called 'miraculous skills'!

With orchids as the background, it symbolizes Liu Yilan's orchid heart, just like her ladies are gentle and generous, and it is very consistent with Liu Yilan's name.

The lone orchid grows in a secluded garden, and the grass is gone. Although the sun shines in the spring, the sad autumn moon is high. The frost is early, and the green is afraid to rest. If there is no breeze blowing, who will send the fragrance?

Seeing this Yonglan poem mentioned by Shangguan Nengren, Liu Ziqi's eyes lit up, and he said: "Good poem!" Good word! ”

After finishing the payment, Shangguan Nengren exhaled, looked at this Liu Yilan's "Portrait of Orchid Garden", nodded with satisfaction, turned his head to look at Liu Yilan, and smiled slightly: "Yilan, do you like it?" ”

Liu Yilan looked at herself in the painting, she was already crazy, and when she heard the words, she nodded again and again: "I like it, big brother, I like it too much." ”

It's just like to die.

"If you like it, it's fine." Shangguan Nengren smiled slightly, looked at the time, it was already half past nine, turned his head to Liu Ziqi and Wei Xinming and said: "Uncle, auntie, sorry, the time is a little late, I can't paint you for the time being, I will make up for it when I go back, and the painting that my uncle wants, next time, I will bring it together." ”

Liu Ziqi and Wei Xinming naturally have no opinion, and now that the two of them have treated Shangguan as a son-in-law, Liu Ziqi smiled and said: "Okay, but the 100 million dowry is not necessary, you can keep it for yourself!" ”

"Look at what you said, you and your aunt are willing to hand over Yilan to me, and I can't say nothing! Besides, 100 million is nothing to me, you and your aunt keep it, don't teach anything in the future, travel if you want, do whatever you want, if it's not enough, tell me, in short, I will make Yilan happy, and you and your aunt must also enjoy happiness. ”

Liu Ziqi and Wei Xinming were warm in their hearts, thinking that they were not looking at the wrong person.

"Okay, I'm not welcome to your aunt." Liu Ziqi patted the shoulder of the competent person, turned his head to Liu Yilan and said: "Yilan, if you follow Shangguan in the future, you must abide by your duty and don't mess around, you know?" ”…,

Liu Yilan nodded again and again: "Father, I understand, I will do my duty as a wife, teach my husband and children, and become a virtuous helper." ”

Shangguan is a capable person Khan, a husband and a child? What a place to be! It's 10 years early!

Liu Ziqi nodded with satisfaction, and said to Shangguan Neng: "Shangguan, let's live here today!" You can sleep in the same room with Ylan, but Ylan is still young, for the sake of her body, I hope you can resist not breaking her body, and everything else is fine. ”

Shangguan people waterfall sweat! Uncle, you are so tough!

Liu Yilan's little face was flushed, as if she had thought of something unhealthy, and the red one could drip blood.

Wei Xinming took Liu Yilan's hand, smiled slightly, and said, "You two will talk first, and I'll talk to Yilan about something." ”

"Well, go ahead!" Liu Ziqi probably knew what Wei Xinming was going to say to Liu Yilan, nodded, turned his head and smiled at Shangguan, "Shangguan, come, look at my words again, compared to that day, I don't know if it is progress or regression......"

The two of them were talking about calligraphy here, but Wei Xinming was teaching Liu Yilan face-to-face in the bedroom, and he didn't know what to say, which made Liu Yilan's already red face even redder, as if she had practiced Zixia Divine Skill, she was purple and smoking...... Special features! It's amazing.

At eleven o'clock in the evening, Shangguan Nengren took a bath, put on the pajamas that he was here last time, walked into Liu Yilan's boudoir, and saw Liu Yilan lying in the quilt, with his back to him, holding a book to study, and smiled slightly: "What are you looking at?" ”

Close the door and lock it.

Liu Yilan's delicate body stiffened, looked at the Shangguan capable person who came over, her face was red, she stuffed the book under the pillow, and said in a mosquito voice: "No...... Didn't see anything......"

Suspicious! It's so suspicious!

"Really?" Shangguan looked at Liu Yilan with a suspicious gaze, walked to the edge of the bed and sat down, quickly reached under the pillow with his hand, and grabbed a book accurately: "Hehe, I have to take a look." ”

"Ahh No! Liu Yilan sat up shyly and anxiously, and reached out to snatch the book.

Shangguan Nengren stretched the book out, so that Liu Yilan couldn't reach it: "Haha, you don't want me to read it, I want to read it, I want to see what kind of book is so mysterious?" You won't even let me see it...... Belch?? ”

Shangguan can see the cover of the book cover clearly, and there are three traditional Chinese characters written on it--room surgery.

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