Washington, D.C., USA

Under the protection of a group of Secret Service agents, President Obama walked into a fast-food restaurant, ordered a beef burger and Fanta soda combo, and found an empty seat to sit down. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

When there are no feasts, most of the Oba's lunches are served here, and it is almost customary.

The slight sound of clicking, clicking, and the special folds hidden on the side kept taking pictures, sending the president's pro-people side to the Internet. Who made it now the Internet age, and people who can't even do well in the show can't become the president of the United States.

In fact, the fast-food restaurant itself is run by the National Security Agency, and half of the diners who eat at this time of day are agents, responsible for protecting the president's safety.

And the people of Washington, D.C., like the natives of China's capital, often see senators, foreign ambassadors, etc., and are almost immune to the president.

After receiving a phone call, the staff member standing two meters away approached Obaniu and whispered: "President, the Mexican ambassador to our country strongly requests to speak to you, saying that he wants to submit a protest to the Mexican government. ”

Putting down the half-bitten hamburger, Oba Niu took a sip of soda, slowly wiped his mouth with a napkin, and said disappreciatively: "Fake, could it be Tran. Pu said something bad about Mexico again.

This big mouth is always causing trouble, and it's really annoying to wipe his ass. May he be in a car accident so that he won't be able to run for president, and may God hear my prayers. ”

Oba refers to the Tran not long ago. Pu said that a lot of Mexicans are garbage, and if I were to become president of the United States, I would build a 20-meter-high fence on the U.S.-Mexico border, etc.

Although Oba Niu does not have to apologize personally, he can simply instruct his staff to concoct a congratulatory message "greeting" to the Mexican president. But there were so many things like this, and he still felt extremely bored, especially when he ate unpalatable hamburgers, and his mood was even more unpleasant.

Seeing Obaniu's gaze on him, the staff quickly said: "No, the Mexican ambassador expressed his solemn protest against the fact that our country launched five missiles and fell into Mexican territory, and let us apologize." ”

"What?" The orange soda that Oba had just drunk in his mouth squirted out, and it was everywhere on the small table and the staff pants.

"The Pentagon launched missiles, how I didn't know at all! I'm still the President of the United States! "That's what really shocked Oba Bull.

As for Mexico being hit by American missiles, it's not a big deal. You're not convinced, you have the ability to bite me, I'll just wait by the side. The Americans don't look at the chicken-like neighbor to the south.

California, Utah, Nevada, and most of New Mexico and Arizona, as well as parts of Colorado and Wyoming, have about 2.3 million square kilometers of land, and the original owner was Mexico.

Americans are actually very chicken thieves, they only want land and no people. During the Mexican-American War of 1846-1848, the United States was fully capable of annexing Mexico, but when it saw the millions of Mexicans to the south, it immediately did not want it.

The original decision to exercise restraint now seems very wise, and the Americans at that time were only 10 million or 20 million, and if there were a few more Mexicans who were dragging their feet, it would be impossible to sit on the throne of the world's most powerful country now.

"Whoever gave the order, no one told me, it's really a group of female cousins, I haven't stepped down yet!" Oba Cow growled under his breath. If it weren't for the fact that this was a public place, he would have flipped the table and lashed out.

It is said that people who are about to lose all their strength are the most sensitive, and Oba Bull has tried the scepter of the strongest country on earth, and even on the surface, there is a feeling of "I am a very special one among the seven billion people on earth".

Now I actually heard that someone launched five missiles into the territory of another country without asking him at all, and did he still have his own president in his eyes?

The staff member Zhang was quiet, did not come forward to persuade him, and waited until Obama calmed down a little before asking again: "President, how do you reply to the Mexican ambassador?" ”

ObaNiu did not understand the mood of the Mexican ambassador at all, and directly instructed his staff to write a gentle and inverted article and hand it to Mexico. Most of his mind was thinking about how to punish the self-assertive general.

The menacing Obama returned to the White House and immediately called the Pentagon to inquire about the missile launch. But what happened next almost blew his lungs in anger.

"Ah, there is, but we didn't tell you when we saw you go to lunch. Besides, we're just hunting down the traitors, and the Mexicans are at most protesting and ignoring them. ”

The general who answered the phone said this, and his tone was very relaxed. A very serious violation of the sovereignty of other countries is as casual as talking about a dinner party tonight.

Oba Niu's face was already pale, and his right hand holding the BlackBerry custom phone had turned white from too much force, and his knuckles were very obvious. He felt a lot of anger and some uneasiness, as if something unusual was happening on the Pentagon's side.

After the call, Obama did not continue to ask other generals to question, but called his confidant chief of staff, as well as the secretary of defense, the director of the national security bureau and others, and said solemnly: "Do you think the missile incident is abnormal?" ”

The few people who were called in a hurry all felt that something was wrong. Even if Obama is about to leave office, as long as he is still president, the Pentagon must obey the command and not go on a rampage like the Japanese military during World War II.

"It looks like something bad is happening at the Pentagon, please let me go and inquire." said the Minister of Defense. Although he can give orders to the Pentagon in name, he is actually only a civilian official and has little influence on the US military, but he can still do it by inquiring about the relationship.

Oba Niu nodded and said, "As soon as possible, there was a mistake, and it needs to be corrected this morning." If it's too late, the consequences could get worse. ”

The Secretary of Defense took the order and immediately mobilized all the connections to inquire about the changes in the Pentagon. It didn't take long for him to come back with a gloomy face.

Oba Bull anxiously asked, "What the hell is going on?" ”

He felt that the throne beneath him was precarious, but he did not believe that the president had not been assassinated since the eighties, and thus had to interrupt his term.

"Some of the generals left behind in the Pentagon have become a little weird, as if their brains have knocked down a wall and hit a stupid."

The Minister of Defense was very puzzled and said, "Those officers and soldiers say that the generals have changed a lot, but they can't understand why. (To be continued.) )