Chapter 322: Tang Sanzang's Super God Anti-Routine (Two More Requests for a Monthly Pass)
Tang Sanzang stopped a few people, his face was a little embarrassed and said, "I... I was kicked out. ”
"The monk inside said that they don't accept us wandering monks here. ”
"Huh?"
Sun Xiaokong and the others listened to Tang Sanzang's words, stopped, and looked at Tang Sanzang speechlessly.
Sun Xiaokong walked up and patted Tang Sanzang's shoulder, and said with a smile: "It's okay, it's a small problem." ”
"Xiao Hei, Xiao Huang follow me in. ”
Next, it's time to pretend to be forced to slap your face, and the crooked mouth dragon king appears!
I saw Sun Xiaokong walking in front, followed by the Black Bear Spirit and the Yellow Wind Monster.
Speaking of the Black Bear Spirit and the Yellow Wind Monster, these two are like potatoes and cucumbers.
Although the two of them have also become half-human and half-demon.
But... The black bear is short and thick, and the yellow wind monster is slender.
Readers: not afraid of short and thick, afraid of slender. (Those who can't understand are good people)
"Hey, old man, come over to me. ”
After entering the temple, Sun Xiaokong shouted at a monk in front of him who was wearing a robe.
"Who are you?"
"Buddha Gate Temple, how can you... How dare some monsters break in?"
The monk looked at the black bear spirit and the yellow wind monster behind Sun Xiaokong, and he was also a little scared in his heart.
But in the temple, the monk feels that this monster won't mess around, right?
Sun Xiaokong smiled faintly, and pretended to be forced to learn the popular routine: "Open your dog's eyes and take a good look!"
As he spoke, he saw Sun Xiaokong "snap" and slap on the monk's face.
"Do you know who that guy was talking about?"
"He is the sworn brother of Tang King Li Shimin, and he came from the Eastern Earth Heaven Dynasty, you dare to turn him away?"
"Who do you look down on?"
"Just your temple, we were originally the blessing of your eight lifetimes of cultivation!"
Syllable!
I saw Sun Xiaokong slap him again, and continued: "You guys are called Wuji Country here, right?"
"Believe it or not, I made a phone call and wiped out your four major families!"
Monk: ???
In other words, the monk was a little stunned by Sun Xiaokong's two slaps.
With the addition of Sun Xiaokong's phone and the four major families, the monk is even more cute...
Then Sun Xiaokong felt that he didn't seem to have learned well this wave of pretending to slap his face.
So he glanced at the Black Bear Spirit and the Yellow Wind Monster.
When the two of them saw Sun Xiaokong's eyes, they pretended to be shocked and said, "Oh my God! It turned out to be the brother of the Tang King of the Eastern Earth Heavenly Dynasty?"
"Didn't you say..."
"You actually offended the brother of the Tang King, you... Isn't it offending the Heavenly Empire?"
Drip!
"The pretending routine was successful, and he obtained: Jindan ×20. ”
Sun Xiaokong listened to the prompts of the system and shook his head secretly, no...
This wave of forcing the system actually gave 20 points.
Shaking his head, Sun Xiaokong didn't bother to play, and said directly: "Why don't you invite my master in quickly, and as soon as possible." Tidy up your room?"
"Dare to take a step slower, I will go back and transfer troops to destroy your Wuji Country. ”
Boom!
After speaking, Sun Xiaokong put his foot on the ground, and he was shocked for a hundred miles.
The monk official was also so frightened by Sun Xiaokong that he sat on the ground, and hurriedly got up and said, "It's a holy monk... It's a holy monk..."
I have to say that the Black Bear Spirit and the Yellow Wind Monster have been with Sun Xiaokong for a period of time and have become drama spirits.
Acting comes as it goes.
With Sun Xiaokong's pretending to be shocked, the group successfully moved into this temple.
Night.
After everyone had slept, Ah Piao came.
That's right, you really read that right, it's Ah Piao.
The soul of the king of the Wuji Kingdom came to Tang Sanzang for help.
It's true that this play is like this, but...
The current Tang Sanzang is different from the past!
In the original book, the king entered Tang Sanzang's dream, and the soul hooked Tang Sanzang to tell him what happened to him.
But now, the soul of the king is not close to Tang Sanzang and his party at all.
Tang Sanzang is now a fierce man, although he has no mana, but he is a powerful group!
The blood and qi all over his body, and the soul of the king who was even more shocked couldn't even get close to the house, let alone tell Tang Sanzang about his encounter.
Air.
The five Guanyin also began to worry.
In this case, Tang Sanzang didn't know what happened to the king, so how could he save the king?
How will this catastrophe proceed?
"Guanyin, do you think we should help the king of the black chicken country?"
"For example, let's lure Tang Sanzang out?"
Manjushri and Fuxian looked at Guanyin and said.
Guanyin nodded, thought about it for a while, and said, "Then help him." ”
A ball of mana was shot out in his hand, and a rabbit was caught in the mountains in the distance.
I saw this rabbit fall from the sky, and then directly into the room where Tang Sanzang was.
Tang Sanzang, who was sleeping, suddenly opened his eyes, and his face showed a little anger.
"Whoa..."
I saw that the rabbit saw Tang Sanzang wake up, and ran out after calling twice at the window, preparing to lead Tang Sanzang outside.
"Demon, the poor monk will let you go for the time being. ”
Seeing the rabbit run out, Tang Sanzang said lightly, and then lay down on the bed and fell asleep.
Guanyin and the others were also speechless.
Why is this Tang Sanzang not playing cards according to the routine?
In this case, shouldn't most people chase them out to see?
"Why don't we directly use Buddhism to protect the soul of the king of the Wuji Kingdom and let him go to Tang Sanzang?" Fuxian proposed.
"It's possible, wait for me to do it. ”
After speaking, Guanyin used his mana to protect the soul of the king of the black chicken country.
At this time, the king, who didn't know what to do, suddenly felt as if he was not afraid of the majesty of Tang Sanzang.
So he flew in through the window.
As soon as he entered, before the king could speak, he saw Tang Sanzang suddenly jump up from the bed and grab the king's neck with one hand.
"Little ghost king, I don't know that the sky is high and the earth is thick, and I dare to be presumptuous!"
"It's clear that you don't take me Tang Sanzang in your eyes, the poor monk will send you to the underworld!"
Then, I saw that after Tang Sanzang finished speaking, he began to recite some scriptures...
And the king's soul suddenly began to light up with golden light, and in two breaths, it disappeared directly.
Nima ???
It all came so fast.
There were a few Guanyin people in the sky, but they didn't react at all.
Then the soul of the king of Wuji Country was sent to the underworld by Tang Sanzang.
What the hell...!!
Just now, Guanyin just took action to protect the king's soul from fearing Tang Sanzang.
But in the face of Tang Sanzang's attack and scripture excess, how could the king's soul resist?
The five of them are really convinced!
The key is that the soul of the king of the Wuji Kingdom was pinched by Tang Sanzang as soon as he entered.
I didn't even have a chance to speak, let alone beg for mercy...
Just entered the underworld inexplicably.
Sun Xiaokong, who was cultivating, suddenly heard the sound of the system's reward.
Drip!
"The anti-routine is successful, and I get: Nine Turns of the Great Dan!"
"?"
Sun Xiaokong also suddenly opened his eyes and got up from the bed, with a capital letter-confused!
What the heck?
Get a good night's sleep, why is it a special anti-routine?
Is it such a big routine?
This is the real thing:
In order to wait for the flowers to bloom, life is full of surprises!