No.329 Substitute apprentices

"Ah Jian Ah Jian, I think something will happen to the two of them......"

After Wang Jian carried Xiao Jin and Ah Ying into the room respectively, Tian Tianer came up to ask Wang Jian worriedly, and his expression was as if he saw the two tigers in the kindergarten duel.

"Well, it should be fine, hugging and biting, hugging and never screaming."

After Tianren Er's question, before Wang Jian answered, she took care of herself to answer her questions, and talked to herself to the ultimate realm, Wang Jian even thought that if she was locked in an isolated place, she could live this life by talking to herself......

But...... Compared with Ah Ying, Natural Er is the real queen of complaints, obviously the sentence "biting dogs don't bark" is easy to anger others, but she said it so cutely, this skill really has to be accumulated over time to complete.

"Let them live in the same room." Dawei suddenly raised his head badly: "Based on a man's intuition, I think they have passed this run-in period...... We're on the job, we're on the go! ”

Dawei's flamboyant tongue made Bai Fumei Xiaotian, who was eating with his head bored next to him, sneer, and his bright eyes slid on Dawei's body, looking forward to his posture and eye waves.

"Ah...... I was shot. Dawei clutched his chest and collapsed on the sofa: "I'm going to die." ”

"Get out of here." Liang Huanhuan, who was entrenched on the sofa, kicked Dawei down: "This is my territory." ”

Dawei pouted, patted his buttocks, and stood up from the ground: "What, just now my father called me and asked me to take my sister back tomorrow, he said that my sister will be there, it doesn't matter if I go or not, my self-esteem has been seriously traumatized." ”

Xiao Yiwen was stunned for a moment, glanced back at Dawei, and then shrunk her neck: "I'm not going." ”

"No, girl." Dawei pressed his hands on Xiao Yiwen's shoulders: "Our father gave you a husband." Uncle Yao, Aunt Xue and your godfather jointly recommended that even the old lady come back to see her son-in-law tomorrow, and if you don't go tomorrow, you will wait to be arrested. ”

Xiao Yiwen snorted and hid behind Wang Jian. grabbed his arm: "I have Wang Jian, who dares to arrest me!" ”

"You ask him if he dares to do this?" Dawei sighed: "It's going to rain and my mother is going to get married, every girl has to go through this stage, and when you reach the age of twenty-seven or eight, you will start to lose scum, and no one wants it." ”

Tianren immediately lay down the gun, looked at Dawei in a daze, and muttered, "I didn't lose the scum." I didn't lose my scum......"

"I'm not going to ...... anyway"

Xiao Yiwen's eyes were resolute.

"I think it's better to go and see, in case it's a young talent, it's a pity not to go." Liang Huanhuan sat on the sofa and gloated: "Being able to marry you off is actually a technical job." I have to find someone who doesn't covet your beauty or your property, among so many people I know, Wang Jian may meet the standard. ”

Xiao Yiwen nodded busily: "That's it!" ”

Natural two body tight. grabbed Wang Jian's cuffs: "This is mine, mine!" ”

At this time, Ah Ying opened the door from the room. And stuck his head out of the crack in the door: "Actually, I think it's going to be enough, no matter how beautiful it is, it will be old, a woman is worthless when she gets old, she is this age, and if she doesn't find one, she really can't get married." I think she looks like a star, but it's just like a god, Su Nan is much more beautiful than her, and she is prettier than ordinary girls, so get married early. ”

"It's your business everywhere." Wang Jian flicked a peanut over: "Go back to the house and pack your luggage!" ”

"Don't." Ah Ying actually dodged Wang Jian's finger flick magic skill, and still stuck out her head: "Third brother." The work is up to you. Also, if that kid provokes me again, I'm welcome. ”

"I don't know who's welcome." Xiaojin rushed out of the door angrily: "If I hadn't seen Lao Wang's face, I would ......"

Wang Jian slapped the table and frowned: "Go back to the house for me!" ”

A-Ying stuck out her tongue and obediently retracted it. And Xiao Jin also lowered his head and sighed. Pacing slowly into the house, he glanced back at Lao Wang halfway through, and looked pitifully like a puppy who had been bullied......

"Or can you calm the field." Liang Huanhuan raised his fingers: "Awesome!" ”

Wang Jian sighed: "Ah Ying has been like this since she was a child, don't look at her looks quite simple and bad." ”

"That's right." Liang Huanhuan first pointed to Tianren: "You want to be the same as her." Then he pointed at Xiao Yiwen: "Or is it the same as her?" ”

Wang Jian stretched: "There are more and more mouths to eat at home, and I am under more and more pressure." ”

"Don't look at me." Dawei shrugged: "My sister and I both pay for food, and there are only a few mixed foods." ”

"You mean me?" Liang Huanhuan exploded in an instant: "You ** hair, do you know what I'm doing here?" I'm from the government, you know? I'm here to fulfill my security duties! In other words, I'm the guardian of your group of dangerous people, and you dare to ask me for food? Believe it or not, I will charge you protection money on the spot! ”

Wang Jian sighed, leaned back on the sofa, and moved Liang Huanhuan's feet on his lap with his hand: "Actually, I have long thought that there is no feast in the world, and one day after you all leave, I may be very disappointed." ”

"Hey, gorillas, don't play sensual, okay?" Liang Huanhuan stretched out his arm: "Look at it, goosebumps are up." ”

"Let's take one step at a time, or you will go to the kind of country where you can marry many wives and marry them all."

"Fuck off, it's better to let him go to a country where gays can marry and marry you." Liang Huanhuan kicked Dawei down on the sofa: "The people who want to marry him here are the twenty-seven-year-old children and the children's sisters." ”

Xiao Yiwen raised her hand: "And me!" ”

"You don't count."

And the natural second hand held his face, full of shyness: "Am I really like a child?" ”

"Coax you." Wang Jian stood up: "Don't make fun of me, I'll go to work." ”

After speaking, Wang Jian went downstairs as if he was running away, ignoring the continuous laughter behind him......

To be honest, Wang Jian himself thinks that except for a little kung fu, there is no difference between him and most young people in the rest of the place, his personality is innate, he wants to change it but can't change it, in Liang Huanhuan's words, a dog can't change it to eat. Although he always thinks that he is a literary and artistic youth, in the eyes of most people. I'm just a sullen ** youth.

He does not have Dawei to speak well, Sun Er's majestic strategy, Sun San's resourcefulness, Hu Lai's forbearance and flexibility, the calm and indifference of a monk, the optimism and open-mindedness of a panda, and even the great sage...... Forget about the Great Sage, this guy is actually strictly speaking, it is also a wonder.

However, Wang Jian believes that there is nothing wrong with this. You are yourself, the strengths and strengths of others are others', and your own shortcomings and disadvantages are your own. As long as you face these things squarely and dare to face yourself, this is actually not a big problem. Wang Jian, he is speaking for himself.

"Master." Zhang Weiye saw Wang Jian coming downstairs and smiled mysteriously: "I have something to give you." ”

Wang Jian was stunned: "Send me something?" Why? ”

"Because my dad watched my game. Finally recognized me. said that although he was defeated, he would continue to work hard next time. Zhang Weiye looked satisfied: "You know, I have been compared like a scumbag by my brother and brother since I was a child, and this time I finally raised my head." ”

After speaking, he took out a pair of gloves from behind his back and handed them to Wang Jian: "This is the nanomaterial glove that I brought from Germany, which is non-slip, heat-insulating, never wearable, and can't even be cut by a knife." I know you like white hits, so I'll give you. A heart, please smile. ”

Wang Jian accepted the gloves unceremoniously: "Thank you." ”

"Master, you have to teach me some tricks, right?"

Wang Jian hummed and thought for a while: "Martial arts, carpentry, medicine, astrology, geography, numerology, physiognomy." What do you learn? ”

"Ah......" Zhang Weiye was stunned for a moment: "This ...... And the geography of medicine? ”

"yes." Wang Jian stretched out his hands: "If you choose geography, numerology and physiognomy, I can only accept apprentices on behalf of my master, and I won't do it myself, but I have my master's notes." ”

"What a profound feeling...... Zhang Weiye thought for a while, stretched out his hand and called out to Xu Hu, who was stepping on the pile next to him: "Brother Tiger, come on." ”

Xu Hu sighed and ran over: "Xiao Yezi, what's the matter?" ”

Wang Jian saw Xu Hu coming, and after thinking for a moment, he raised his head and asked the same thing.

"I choose martial arts and medicine." Xu Hu touched his bald head: "I'm stupid." The rest will not be learned. ”

And Zhang Weiye is different, he almost just said: "Choose all!" ”

After Wang Jian wrote it down in the notebook he carried, he raised his head: "Give you a chance to change, and there is no turning back." ”

Zhang Weiye and Xu Hu glanced at each other, and then looked at Wang Jianyan's expression in unison. Then the two of them knelt on the ground: "Master, don't change it." ”

Wang Jian hooked his hand: "Three days later." Officially accept the apprentices, you go and prepare the heads of pigs, cows, sheep, chickens, ducks, geese, fish, shrimp and turtles. ”

After finishing speaking, Wang Jian touched his head: "Actually, I don't know, it's just that my father did this at that time, and he said that I must do the same in the future." ”

After speaking, he took out a booklet: "This is the door rule, you must remember that the melon is ripe, there are four hundred and thirteen in total, one hundred and fifty of which must not be violated, otherwise I will clean up the door." And the remaining 163 shall be punished with 10 lashes each, and the whipping will be bloody, so you should consider it carefully. To enter or not to enter. ”

This "cleaning up the portal" made Zhang Weiye and Xu Hu shiver, but at the same time, they felt like they were drunk.

When Wang Jian taught them at the beginning, he didn't say much, just said a few words in generality, and most of the kung fu he taught was basic skills. And now, they understand that when Wang Jian said this to clear the door, he had already decided to officially accept the apprentice. What is the concept of formal adoption? Everyone understands this, although it is different from ancient times now, there is not such a clear distinction between sects, but everyone knows that once you enter this door, there is really no turning back, and the one hundred and fifty absolute prohibitions are not a joke, and judging from Wang Jian's expression, he is really playing.

In fact, Wang Jian has had this plan for a long time, although Xu Hu's qualifications are a little lower, but he is not only honest and stable but also enthusiastic, Zhang Weiye is a little frivolous, but his qualifications are superior. After this period of observation, Wang Jian felt that there was no big problem with their character. If you insist on pulling out something, I'm afraid that Zhang Weiye is not rational enough and often enthusiastic. But this is not a matter, Wang Jian's own master is often enthusiastic...... Time will change a qiē, no problem.

And the reason why Wang Jian chose to hold this apprenticeship ceremony three days later is because he still has a senior brother and uncle, according to the common etiquette, Wang Jian, a junior, accepts apprentices, and if the elder is not present, he will be poked in the backbone in the future.

"Three days, you prepare. Avoid meat, bathe three times in the morning, noon and evening, and wear white clothes to come here three days later. ”

"Got it, Master."

After speaking, Wang Jian nodded: "Continue practicing." ”

After they went back to practice, the other people in the martial arts hall surrounded them at once, and envy, jealousy, and curiosity poured out. Xu Hu was so excited that he was drunk, and Zhang Weiye even cocked his tail to the sky, waved his big hand, and promised that he would cover all the supper at night.

After Wang Jian instructed them for a while, he was about to go back upstairs to watch TV, but when he turned around, he found that Ah Ying was sitting on the stairs with her chin up, her eyes stunned.

"Why don't you go up and rest?"

"Third brother. You say, I have a lot to say to you, but why can't I say it? Ah Ying sighed: "I feel that you have changed." ”

Wang Jian sighed: "It hasn't changed." ”

"I like the third brother who led me to do evil, and whoever didn't like it was an axe. I came here to experience the life of a novel, but you've become like a good gentleman. ”

Wang Jian laughed and touched Ah Ying's head: "Silly girl, the third brother will also grow up, the third brother is now a responsible person, and he can't mess around." ”

"You're not messing around, you, can you explain to me what's going on with that room of girls?" Ah Ying jumped down the stairs and crossed her waist with her hands: "You were red when you talked to the girl at that time, look at you, look at what you have become now, full of warmth and lust, how have you grown up, you are clearly obscene." ”

Wang Jian's speed of speech can not be compared with A Ying, she said that she didn't even know how to explain: "Am I so unbearable?" ”

Ah Ying rolled her eyes: "I want to clean up one by one!" The first target is the little one! Wait, death to those who stand in my way! ”

Wang Jian sighed and shouted, "Xiaojin, don't eavesdrop." ”

Xiao Jin appeared from the corner of the stairs eating the ham sausage he was hugging, and said with a disdainful expression: "I heard that someone is going to clean me up." ”

Ah Ying turned her head: "It's me." ”

Xiao Jin patted his chest: "Accept the challenge." ”

Wang Jian shook his head, pinched each of them on the cheeks, and went upstairs by mistake: "You guys play casually, if you go too far, you'll die." ”

Xiao Jin didn't care about Wang Jian's words, he just snorted coldly and looked at Ah Ying: "Wendou or martial arts." ”

"You're no match for anything."

"A mortal like you, I can easily level you without my IQ."

"Then get high, little friend." Ah Ying approached Xiao Jin: "The third chapter of the law first." ”

"Come on, who's afraid of whom." Xiao Jin sneered: "See what flowers you can play." ”

"Those who lose eat boogers." rs