"Okay, you little mandarin ducks, let's find it easy for our brothers! Hehe, now see where you can escape! Han Ke roared with a cruel smile.

Li Yuying put down the window glass in a panic and shouted: "Han Ke, I am just friends with Liyang, it's really nothing, you misunderstood!" ”

Seeing Li Yuying say this, Han Ke's swollen face was full of anger and joy, and finally burst into tears: "Yuying, do you dislike me for not being as bold as this kid?" I can change it later! This kid can drive into the school gate, and so can I! This kid can shout love you downstairs in your dorm, and so can I! As long as you can accept my love, I will do whatever you want me to be! ”

Li Yuying's face was pale and said: "Han Ke, I'm still a high school student, I can't fall in love, don't say such things in the future." ”

"! You've disappeared with this kid for two days and two nights, and you're still not in love? Han Ke's eyes widened and he said angrily.

Li Yuying was frightened by him, shrank back and hurriedly lowered the car window.

Li Yang was not afraid of this Han Ke, rolled down the car window a little, and said to him: "Han Ke, you kid has a milky appearance, what do you love or not, get out of the way!" Good dogs don't get in the way, and then block in front of Lao Tzu's car, Lao Tzu will crash your broken cars into scrap! ”

"Haha! Boy, you have such a big breath, do you know what kind of car this is? This is a few million Humvees, and I can buy hundreds of your kid's broken QQ! A young man in black clothes and black sunglasses slapped the hood of the red Hummer next to him and shouted.

Li Yang probed out, pretending to be surprised, and said, "Really? It's so expensive! Then you can sell your Humvee, buy 200 QQ, put 100 in an S shape on the street, and 100 in a B shape, and then you will be bold! ”

The man in black scratched his head and wondered, "Two hundred cars are indeed very majestic, but why are they arranged in such shapes?" Wouldn't it look better to pose as a long dragon? ”

A bald man with a cigarette in his mouth next to him spit out the cigarette butt with a 'poof', clapped his hands and chuckled: "Hehe, sunspot, the letters S and B are connected together to become SB, this kid is scolding you for being **!" ”

"Hahahaha!"

The group of helpers that Han Ke found were all smiling, and the black-eyed man's face was red, and he slapped his ass and got into the car without saying a word. As soon as he stepped on the accelerator to the end, the red Hummer crashed into the side of Liyang Little QQ!

It stands to reason that the weakest point of a car is the side. The height of the tall and heavy Hummer is almost twice that of QQ, and its weight has reached four or five times that of it, so a collision will not only break the car apart, but also the passengers inside will be more auspicious!

Seeing that this young man was so ruthless, Li Yang was not polite, and secretly gave an order to the iron head to resist this red humvee!

"Ahh I'm afraid! ”

Li Yuying, who was discolored, screamed, and suddenly fell on Liyang's body, buried her head in his lap, and her body trembled.

"Boom!"

A loud bang was heard, and the iron head simulated a slight shock at the behest of Li Yang. It seems that the iron head suffered a loss, and the body retreated a little to the side, but in fact, at the moment of collision, the iron head used the body as a weapon to squeeze the front of the Humvee, and this originally quite strong Humvee suffered a big loss!

"Ahh My car! ”

The man in black didn't care about his swollen face being hit by the air bag, and peeked out of the car window and shouted miserably!

I saw that there was a half-meter-deep pit in the front of the red Humvee here, there was oil and water on the ground, and the engine and water tank were all scrapped!

Han Ke and his gang were furious and drove over. Li Yang was also angry, and let the iron head be secretly bumped, but in fact, he rushed left and right and slammed them fiercely!

I only heard a few bangs, and these cars were also steaming, and the engine oil on the ground, gasoline and diesel flowed all over the ground, and they were completely lying down!

Dare to collide with the iron head armed by alien technology, they will drive a tank over for nothing!

Li Yang saw that the cars around him were smoking, and there was a danger of explosion at any time, so he was ready to flash people.

He waved his hand at Han Ke and said, "Bye bye!" I heard that Hummer Land Rover costs tens of thousands to change a bumper, and it costs hundreds of thousands to change the engine, right? Haha, you went to the four S shop to repair the car, but don't say that it hit QQ, don't say they don't believe it, even I don't believe it! ”

The words landed on the ground and the iron head accelerated and knocked the car in front of him to the side, and the nimble body turned a corner and quickly ran away.

These young people who wanted to cry without tears looked at it, and there was not even a trace of the bright tile on the body of the QQ car, just like new! And their own cars were simply scrapped all at once, and they all collapsed!

"Ahh It's unbelievable that the Hummer can't hit QQ! ”

"Han Ke, you called us to help, you have to help us repair the car!"

"Yes, Hank, you're going to fix our car!"

"Even if we recognize you as the boss, you have to help us repair the car, otherwise we won't be able to explain it to our family!"

Han Ke said with a frustrated face: "Our car was damaged by this kid, we can adjust the monitoring to the court to sue him and let him compensate!" ”

Kuroko said with a frustrated face: "If the monitoring is really monitored, it will be found that it was us who hit him, and it is not certain who will pay whom." It's more reliable to adjust the monitoring of a fart, or to adjust the trailer! ”

"Woohoo! When did domestic cars become so good? Hurry up tomorrow Lao Tzu will also buy a QQ to do it with this kid! Han Ke squatted aside and said in pain.

Heizi also said angrily: "Lao Tzu just has a QQ car at home, which is used to buy vegetables for my nanny, and tomorrow Lao Tzu will drive it out, fight to the death with this kid, and kill him!" ”

"I also buy QQ, damn, isn't it only twenty or thirty thousand yuan, Lao Tzu's pocket money for two months is enough!"

"I don't fucking drive a Hummer anymore, and I decided to support a return to China and buy QQ tomorrow!"

In the minds of these rich second generations, the QQ car has become an unparalleled god car, almost to the extent that they worship it.

After solving this group of pursuers, Li Yang took the frightened Li Yuying into the examination room.

In the afternoon, the test was mathematics, and this time, Mr. Liang and Mr. Xu, the two invigilators, had just finished handing out the papers, and they stood beside Li Yang one after the other as if they were facing a great enemy, watching him do the questions.

"Ahem! Teacher, you're all standing here, if other students cheat, you won't be able to see it! Li Yang laid out the roll and looked up.

"Be honest with your questions, don't care so much!" Teacher Liang said with a gloomy face.

"Hehe, Mr. Xu, the perfume on your body smells very good, is it Chanel?" Li Yang said to the female invigilator with a serious face.

"What Chanel, it's just a wind oil. Hurry up and do your questions, you kid don't play these tricks with us, it won't distract us. ”

"What are you doing so fast, it's ten minutes and eight minutes for me to finish these math problems, even if I hand in the papers, you can't let me go, I'm not in a hurry." Li Yang put his hands on the paper, but he refused to answer the paper.

Teacher Liang and Teacher Xu waited for a long time, but Liyang just didn't start work. They looked at each other and decided that this kid had a ghost!

In the end, Teacher Liang couldn't hold his breath, put the plastic water cup on Liyang's table, and said angrily: "You do it, if you really finish the paper in ten minutes, I will let you out of the classroom!" ”

Li Yang's eyes lit up and said, "What do you say?" ”

"A gentleman's word is hard to chase!" Teacher Liang swore solemnly.

The young teacher Xu hurriedly said: "Lao Liang, this is not in accordance with the rules of the examination room!" ”

"I have a point, you don't care about this." Teacher Liang pushed his glasses and said calmly.

This time, Liyang's purpose was achieved, and he opened the pen and answered the question.

He just writes, he doesn't think at all, and even if others take the correct answer and copy it, they don't have the speed that he has, because his correct answer is just like imprinted in his head.

Math problems are different from Chinese composition, what it wants is rote memorization of formulas, which is the most suitable for Li Yang to play, and he uses his pen like a fly to make the two invigilators all dumbfounded!

It didn't take ten minutes, a little more than eight minutes, and Li Yang successfully completed this set of math papers.

Teacher Liang held the paper in his hand and read it for a long time, and said something like this: "Could it be that this kid is not cheating?" ”

"Lao Liang, even if he gives him the answer and asks him to copy it, he can't copy it so quickly. He seems to have already understood these questions, as if they were printed in his head! Teacher Xu said softly on the side.

"Two teachers, can I leave?" Li Yang put away the things on the table with a smile on his face, and was about to flash people.

Seeing that Teacher Xu was embarrassed and wanted to stop talking, Li Yang ran out with a swish. When he just stepped out of the classroom with one foot, Teacher Liang spoke: "Liyang, you stop for me!" ”

"What else is going on?" Li Yang stood at the door in surprise.

Old man Liang said: "I just said that you can get out of the classroom, but I didn't say that you can open the campus?" You kid now stand honestly outside the classroom and wait thirty minutes before the end of the exam before you leave! ”

"Hey, you bad old man, isn't this a clear plan to punish me?" Liyang has a black line.

"Hahahaha!"

The candidates in the classroom suddenly laughed happily, and Li Yuying even covered her mouth with her little hands, and her eyes narrowed into a curved moon.

"It's a sin for Lao Tzu to do the question a little faster! Old man Liang, let's discuss with you, I'll go back to my seat and sleep, okay? Li Yang walked back to the examination room and said to Teacher Liang.

"Not good. When you enter the classroom, you will disturb the classmates for exams. You kid just play in the corridor outside the classroom, don't talk nonsense, don't move around, or I'll report to invalidate your exam results! ”

"Hahahaha!" The classmates burst into another burst of schadenfreude laughter.

Li Yang walked to the door of the classroom with a sad face, and suddenly stretched out his head and said, "Teacher Liang, can I move my stool to the corridor outside?" It's just started the exam, so it's not a problem for me to stand up for so long! ”

"No way!" Old man Liang took a sip of tea calmly, and Teacher Xu next to him couldn't help but smile.

Poor Li Yang had no choice but to lie on his stomach on the railing on the second floor outside the classroom, secretly cursing this hateful old man Liang for not being trustworthy and disrespectful to the old man.

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