No.183 A soft squishy squish
Although Lin Yaxuan breathed a sigh of relief, she still didn't feel good in her heart. She has always been arrogant, but now she is so reduced to begging for a soil dog, and this earth dog is still willing to take care of herself for the sake of her sister's face. This kind of frustration made Lin Yaxuan suddenly feel like crazy, and there were some sour feelings that even she didn't know very well.
After a while, the ordered things were placed on the table, Wang Jian thought about it or gave up the idea of asking for a pair of chopsticks, and patiently learned from Lin Yaxuan to call the knife and fork.
"Oh, when you cut the steak, the knife can't make a sound with the plate, you can't chirp. You can't swish when you drink soup. Lin Yaxuan educated Wang Jian slowly, as if he was really his boyfriend: "Otherwise, others will think that you are very uneducated No.183 soft and soft." ”
"Then how to eat noodles...... Wang Jian blinked: "Don't you think it's a very boring thing to eat noodles without using your mouth?" ”
As he was talking, Wang Jian suddenly felt as if someone was staring at him, and when he turned his head sharply, he saw Xiao Jin and Liang Huanhuan carrying a bunch of things outside the glass wall, their faces tightly attached to the glass, looking at Wang Jian with their eyes, like two cats peeking at their owners through the window, their heads still shaking up and down, looking for the best observation point......
"I can't eat this meal!" Lin Yaxuan pushed the plate, supported her forehead with her hand, and suddenly laughed: "It's really ......"
Wang Jian also shook his head, flicked the glass wall with his hand, and beckoned to the two of them, and Liang Huanhuan rushed in with Xiao Jin.
"Ouch. This one is delicious. Liang Huanhuan picked up Wang Jian's steak and stuffed it into his mouth, chewing and talking: "You two are so funny, this is precious, I have passed by here several times." It's all just a look, envious of me. ”
Watching Liang Huanhuan eat the premium steak as barbecue, Wang Jian's original appetite suddenly gushed out, and he swallowed two mouthfuls of saliva: "You leave me some...... I haven't eaten yet. ”
"I bought steamed buns, big buns in the Northeast." Liang Huanhuan took out twenty big buns from his bag and put them on the table. Then No.183 took one out of it softly, dipped it in the secret sauce of the steak and stuffed it into his mouth: "Hey, come on, dip sauce, this sauce is delicious." ”
Wang Jian took a look. His eyes lit up, he took the two buns, and followed Liang Huanhuan one by one to dip the sauce on the plate, it felt like feeding the pig's feed, but the taste was good.
When they made a fuss, the surrounding customers were not happy, and they reached out to the lobby manager to complain about Liang Huanhuan. But before the lobby manager could speak, Liang Huanhuan lifted his little coat, revealing half of the shotgun and the supporting documents. Although Liang Huanhuan has retired, she is still a high governor with the rank of police, let alone a shotgun. Even if you bring an RPG-7 and run around the streets, it's just a matter of making a report.
"You did it on purpose?" Seeing the lobby manager's silent appearance, Lin Yaxuan was not a fool, and immediately understood Liang Huanhuan's intentions, and immediately raised her eyebrows coldly: "What do you mean?" ”
"What do I mean?" Liang Huanhuan raised her eyebrows, looking more underworld than the female boss opposite: "What can I mean?" I'm going to say that I see you very upset, what can you do with me? ”
Lin Yaxuan's eyes were cold. swept around Liang Huanhuan's face: "Are you amazing?" ”
"The point is not that I'm amazing or not." Liang Huanhuan swallowed the bun and actually began to cut the steak very elegantly and standardly: "The point is that every time I see you, I can't help but want to add some blockage to you." ”
Wang Jian didn't care what they said. Eating meat buns, his eyes stared directly at Liang Huanhuan's hand cutting steak, his movements were gentle and skillful, just like a veteran of Western food.
"Believe it or not, I let you not see the sun tomorrow?"
"Do you believe that Sister made you not see the happy base camp tonight?"
Seeing that the two of them were inexplicably on the bar, Wang Jian also came back to his senses. Stretched out his hand and shook it in front of Liang Huanhuan and Lin Yaxuan's eyes, blocking the hot eyes of the two people: "What's going on?" ”
When he spoke. The eyes are looking at Xiao Jin. With his understanding of Xiao Jin and Liang Huanhuan's IQ, if he could fight with Lin Yaxuan like this, if there was no Xiao Jin here, he would eat the plate in front of him.
Sure enough, as he expected, Xiao Jin didn't make any eye contact with him at all, he looked to the left, Xiao Jin shook his head to the right, he chased after him, Xiao Jin simply lowered his head......
"Tell me." Wang Jian pinched Xiao Jin's nose: "Quick." ”
is forcing confessions here, but the two women, Lin Yaxuan and Liang Huanhuan, suddenly died down. This made Wang Jian confused, and he couldn't figure out what bullshit was going on here, although they didn't treat each other very well when they met a few days ago, they didn't have as much tension as they are now.
"Hey, what's the fuss you two are about?"
"This girl pulled out all the undercover agents in our team today, and we covered eleven flags a day! Damn! I'm not familiar with them, but there's fire when you think about it! ”
"I'll say it again." Lin Yaxuan's voice was low: "It's not me." ”
Wang Jian looked Lin Yaxuan up and down, and then looked at Liang Huanhuan: "What do you mean?" ”
At this time, Lin Yaxuan cleared her throat: "Whether you believe it or not, I already knew about their existence." However, I am not the one who did this. I want money, and I rarely kill people unless they block my money. ”
"Not you? It's not you, who is that! Liang Huanhuan is a lover, he was just angry at first, but now he is angry, and his voice is crying: "Say! ”
"Zhang Manhong." Lin Yaxuan laughed at Liang Huanhuan with an indifferent face: "Go find her, aren't you very patient." ”
"Alright." Wang Jian patted Liang Huanhuan on the back: "It's okay, it's okay." ”
"Eleven brethren, a day is gone! Not even an obituary can be posted. It makes me uncomfortable just thinking about it. Liang Huanhuan's chest rose and fell violently: "I received a call from the Great Sage at about five o'clock in the afternoon, and he cried until he hiccuped. ”
"You are white, we are black. You were destined to die, but we were killed by you, is it called justice? Lin Yaxuan smiled, and her smile was quite good-looking: "If you have the ability, go and kill Zhang Manhong, what kind of ability is it to shout at me." ”
Perhaps what they said was so shocking that the people who dined around them were running out in a few minutes. This section ...... I'm afraid there aren't many of them in the movie. It's a shame that the two of them can still argue with each other like this.
"Wang Jian, let's go! She's so dirty, it's disgusting to look at her. Liang Huanhuan snorted coldly and stood up, walked two steps and turned back to point at Lin Yaxuan: "It's not that I don't report, the time has not come." ”
Wang Jian shrugged. patted Lin Yaxuan on the shoulder: "I'll stop by them, I'll leave first, the shoes will be returned to you tomorrow, you remember to bring me the clothes or something tomorrow, to be honest, I really can't get used to the minimum consumption of five thousand and a half." I'm just a person who eats big buns in the Northeast. ”
Watching the three of them leave the restaurant, Lin Yaxuan quietly lit a cigarette, looked down at the carefully prepared dinner, her eyes turned red, one arm propped up on the table, tears dripping on the bright silver plate, and the inexplicable grievances made her unable to say a word.
"I'm! Why are you just eating with this? When Liang Huanhuan walked on the road, he was also angry and walked with his hands and feet. And while walking, he complained to Wang Jian: "Do you have a view of right and wrong? Are you embarrassed to say you're highly educated? I'm a junior college student better than you. ”
Wang Jian just followed her with his hands in his pockets without saying a word, while Xiao Jin kept pursing his lips and laughing: "If we go back and see, she will definitely cry." ”
"Huh?" Wang Jian was stunned: "Why?" ”
"Aggrieved. You didn't notice it, she's a very little woman in you, tsk......" Xiao Jin suddenly laughed: "Cool!" Just eat a Western food and ask her to teach? She's just looking for an excuse to make a date with you. It's as simple as that. ”
"Don't make a mess here." Wang Jian flicked Xiao Jin's braincase: "If you don't chew your tongue, you'll die?" ”
"Hey, you're underestimating your Wakabayashi mother-in-law." Xiao Jin snorted coldly: "She deliberately found an opportunity to give you to her precious sister today, how could this kind of thing be hidden from me." ”
Liang Huanhuan thought about it and snorted: "I vaguely remember that today is her birthday." Ha...... I was suddenly so happy. ”
Wang Jian secretly said to himself, the intrigue between these girls really can't be underestimated, it's just a matter of eating. How can you pull out such a big stack of things...... And they actually divided into camps, Xiao Jin and Liang Huanhuan's camp against the natural two sisters camp, both of which are black and white. Neck and neck......
However, as for Lin Yaxuan saying that she didn't do this, Wang Jian absolutely believes it. Because judging from the time of getting along during this time, although Lin Yaxuan is dark, she instinctively resists her fate, which is not like the full red, not only indulged in it. And enjoy yourself.
And at this moment, Wang Jian suddenly had the sound of high heels tapping behind him. turned his head to look and found that Lin Yaxuan was trotting all the way to catch up, with a stern expression and slightly red eyes.
"I told you! Not me! Lin Yaxuan looked at Wang Jian stubbornly: "I, Lin Yaxuan, can't bear to be wronged the most." ”
"Ouch, just do it. Wait for retribution. Liang Huanhuan was scathing: "This is not like your Boss Lin's style, do you care what we little ones say about you?" ”
Xiao Jin shrugged: "I don't know anything. ”
Lin Yaxuan didn't care what Liang Huanhuan said, she reached out and grabbed Wang Jian's wrist: "Are you a man?" ”
"What does it have to do with me......" Wang Jian touched his head, confused.
"You promised to let me teach you today."
Where is the current Lin Yaxuan's spirit of a drug lord, she is completely a wronged little daughter-in-law, trying her best to prove her innocence and gain the approval of others.
Wang Jian looked at the puffed up Liang Huanhuan and the aggrieved Lin Yaxuan, and coughed: "I'll go to the toilet......"
After speaking, he got into the KFC not far away, and then hid in the toilet and dialed Dawei's phone: "Hey? Emergency! ”
"You? Why do you want me to save me? Don't make a fuss, I'm appeasing my sister, she's been scolding you for three hours. I really can't see that you are so hated. David sighed: "Say, what kind of moth are you making again?" ”
Wang Jian said this and this, and let out a long sigh at the end: "How can you get this?" ”
"You said that the undercover agent was pulled out, right? I know. Dawei snorted: "It's true that Zhang Manhong did it, but she did it too beautifully, and there was no flaw at all, even if it was your great sage, she didn't have a move." Huanhuan...... Leave her alone, she's just a child's temper. As for our Xuanxuan, in my experience, you should have a big move. Shift the subject. Otherwise, you will receive it. ”
Hanging up the phone, Wang Jian took two deep breaths and walked out of the toilet. Back among the three women and girls who were in a state of struggle.
"Help, huh?" The little gold thief said in Wang Jian's ear, and took the opportunity to kiss her old Wang's face: "Do you want me to save you?" ”
"What do you want?"
"Kiss me."
"No need to talk."
Xiao Jin raised his eyebrows: "Lao Wang, then don't blame me for not saving me when I die." ”
Wang Jian was helpless. had to kiss her lightly on the forehead, Xiao Jin giggled, turned around and went back to slap Liang Huanhuan's buttocks, who had burned the war from the western restaurant to the road: "Are you going back or not?" What a fart. If you provoke my old king, you will have a good look. ”
Liang Huanhuan turned his head and glanced at Wang Jian: "He? What can he do? ”
"Get you out of the house." Xiao Jin glanced at Lao Wang: "Try it if you don't believe it." ”
Liang Huanhuan's eyes rolled, and he dragged Xiao Jin: "The wind is tight." . ”
When leaving, Xiao Jin turned his head and pointed to his lips at Wang Jian, which meant that Wang Jian could understand, that is, the next time he encountered this kind of thing, he would have to kiss this place......
Seeing the two of them leave, Wang Jian let out a long sigh. Thanks to this Liang Huanhuan's very low IQ, otherwise he would have met a person with a high IQ and admitted to death. According to Wang Jian's virtue of dealing with a blank girl, he has to lose two layers of skin if he doesn't die.
And after they left, Lin Yaxuan's love gradually stabilized, and she pulled out a difficult smile: "I shouldn't have bothered with her, I lost my temper." ”
"Actually, I want to say that. You just don't do it. Wang Jian walked in front of Lin Yaxuan with his hands behind his back: "To be honest, if you weren't Ruolin's sister, I would definitely go with them." ”
"You hate me?" Lin Yaxuan's smile was rather gloomy: "Yes, everyone hates me......"
"If it weren't for what happened at the hotel last time and what you told me, I would have been disgusted by you." Wang Jian leaned on the railing of the road and looked at Lin Yaxuan: "But now." I think you're pathetic. ”
"Really?" Lin Yaxuan walked over slowly and stood in a row with him: "Actually, I'm very annoyed with you until now." ”
"That's really tiring you." Wang Jian looked up at the neon lights around him that made the night sky weird: "I had a good life when I was a child, but I didn't have TV to watch. At that time, the whole village had a TV at the village chief's house. Every time I see a drama in it, I envy the big city inside, even at night it is so bright and beautiful. ”
After speaking, he paused: "But I am very homesick now." Don't believe it, I can still see fireflies in my house after summer. In the winter, you can go up the mountain to catch rabbits, and in the summer, you can steal people's watermelons and put them in the well water for a night. Eat the next morning and then pull your stomach for the day. ”
"What are you telling me about?" Lin Yaxuan turned her head and glanced at Wang Jian: "What's the point?" ”
"Nope. I'm just suing you. It doesn't hurt to live a simpler life, people. ”
After speaking, Wang Jian continued to walk forward, and Lin Yaxuan also followed his footsteps: "I remember that the first person you met when you came here was me." ”
"It should be Mr. Sun." Wang Jian didn't look back: "The second one is your nonsense, and the third one is you." ”
"If only I had left you that day." Lin Yaxuan suddenly stepped forward, grabbed Wang Jian's arm and walked side by side with him: "Hmm...... That might be a different story now. ”
"The point is that you don't attract me." Wang Jian said very loudly: "It's not attractive, of course it can't retain talents." And, what do you mean by holding me now? I'm your brother-in-law, okay? ”
Lin Yaxuan glanced at Wang Jian strangely: "I'm just tired of walking in high heels, don't think too much." ”
"You were crying, weren't you?"
"Well, I've been crying since I was a kid." Lin Yaxuan sighed: "My sister never cries. Actually, I'm quite capable of pretending, after all, I'm the boss, and I have to have a bit of prestige. ”
"Hey, just you? You're the worst boss I've ever seen. Wang Jian didn't save face for Lin Yaxuan at all: "It's not me who said it, it's only a matter of time before you go out of business." ”
"That's not going to work, I can't live without money. I spend at least forty or fifty thousand a day. Lin Yaxuan scoffed at Wang Jian's words, and snorted in a nasal voice: "Do you want to say that you want to support me?" Don't eat what is in the bowl and think about the pot, your girlfriend is my sister. ”
"I haven't said a word yet, you've been there for a long time, and your imagination is quite rich." Wang Jian sighed: "I won't support you." I only make forty or fifty dollars a day, which is still collected from rags. You look for Li Ka-shing to raise you. ”
Lin Yaxuan burst out laughing: "I asked you to help me fight, but if you don't want to, I won't treat you badly." ”
"Actually, you're pretty cute when you laugh." Wang Jian stretched his waist: "Pretending to be a dead face every day, it's really boring." ”
"What do you care so much about. Ay. How's that going for your game? ”
"It's okay, I'm pretty confident." Wang Jian lowered his head and looked at Lin Yaxuan for a while: "You won't like me...... right?"
"yes, yes, I like you. Would you like to take a shower for me in the evening? Lin Yaxuan rolled her eyes and glared at Wang Jian: "How can you be so narcissistic?" You'll be honest with me, what did you do last time besides helping me take a shower? ”
"No, ......," Wang Jian thought of that incident. His face turned crimson: "You don't open any pot and mention which pot." ”
"Seriously, is there any?" Lin Yaxuan wrinkled her nose: "I have been taken advantage of by you, you still bully me, you are ......"
Her expression and her small movements completely subverted her image of the hateful female boss in Wang Jian's mind in the past, completely ...... It's like a different person, and there is something on his body that makes Wang Jian familiar. The tone and expression of the speech are alive and well like a small version of the natural two. If you look at it this way, she looks like a younger sister who grew up with Tianji since childhood.
"You're weird today, not like you."
"It's my birthday today...... I just want to find someone to be spoiled. Lin Yaxuan bit her lip: "After today, Lin Yaxuan will still be Lin Yaxuan." Give yourself a chance once a year to be yourself. ”
Wang Jian couldn't help but smile and shook his head: "Why bother." ”
"You know, since I was a child, there was a tacit understanding between me and my sister. It's what I like, and she'll give it to me. Lin Yaxuan smiled weirdly: "Do you know why she didn't come with her today?" ”
It's over...... An inexplicable panic suddenly rose in Wang Jian's heart, judging from Lin Yaxuan's words. Natural two must have expected this to happen, and she ...... And she actually gave herself to others, which made Wang Jian's heart ache. Pull out the cold.
"Don't panic. I just asked her to borrow you to be coquettish, after all, I don't have any friends. And I want a man to make me spoiled, so I'll borrow you to use it. I won't like you. Lin Yaxuan looked at Wang Jian with contempt: "Poor, stubborn like a donkey, and incomprehensible, not romantic at all." My sister is really blind to take a fancy to you. Do you know how many goddesses she is? ”
The two of them just walked all the way and chatted all the way until they came to a square. There are many couples walking above, and each pair looks like Lin Yaxuan and Wang Jian. Now, if they are not a couple, I'm afraid no one will believe it.
"I ask you, if I saw you the way you were when I saw you that day, would you like me?" Lin Yaxuan tugged at the corner of Wang Jian's clothes: "Pure, beautiful little rich woman." ”
Wang Jian laughed at the time: "Don't pinch your throat like this, it's not comfortable." ”
"Hello no mood......"
"I'm not in a mood for a long time, Dawei is in a mood, you go to him."
"A playboy, a man doesn't have a few good things."
Wang Jian didn't answer, just took a deep breath, and then stepped on the ground with his feet in the Nine Palaces, stepping on the ground with a weird and funny step......
"What are you doing? Like a big crab. Lin Yaxuan was amused by Wang Jian's sudden move: "Look at your stupidity." ”
"Shhhh......h ”
When she saw his shadow, Lin Yaxuan was stunned, because although Wang Jian's body was ugly like a big crab, because of the angle of the moon, his shadow's movements were like dancing a masculine and mighty war dance, and if there was music, it would be even more beautiful.
Lin Yaxuan blinked her eyes a few times quickly, wowed, and then took a few steps back: "It's amazing...... How do you do it? ”
"Jin Toad looks at the moon step, the lost body method."
Just as Lin Yaxuan was fascinated, a voice came from Lin Yaxuan's side, and the low voice of "Sister Xuan" directly shattered Lin Yaxuan's good mood......!!!