019 Is this the legendary bottom of the kettle?
When I went to the supermarket today, a bear child asked me for money, and I knew at a glance that it was a cheat, so I didn't give it.
The bear child raised his middle finger at me and said viciously: "If you don't give it, then you wait." β
"I thought I'd just wait, what can you do in broad daylight? I'm going to be scared by a little kid? β
I stared at him, and the bear child walked a few steps to the side of a girl in a skirt, and without saying a word, he lifted the other party's skirt and turned back to me and shouted, "Brother, pink!" β
"I'm drunk...... too"
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"Huayuelou rewarded Ye Xi with 6666 Tianlai coins, poof, I'm also drunk......"
"Xiaoxi is Xiaoxi, this expression, this voice, I'm also drunk......"
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Asking what money is in the world, it only makes people promise life and death! My brother only likes two kinds of flowers in his life, one is rich flowers, and the other is a strong flower!
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I remember one time on the way home after working overtime, an old beggar reached out and asked me for money, but I ignored it. A group of foot massage girls threw their eyebrows at me, and I ignored them. A group of sexy hair salon ladies beckoned to me and even came up to pull me, I pushed their hands away and continued on my way......
"Huayuelou rewarded Ye Xi with 1,000 Tianlai coins, Xiaoxi, what do you want to say, although you are such a serious braggart, do you think we will believe it?"
"The eldest prince rewarded Ye Xi with 1,000 Tianlai coins, that is, your lewd/nature has already been exposed, so don't continue to pretend."
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"How can you think of me like that? Am I that kind of person? What about trust between people? Ye Xi made a serious defense, and after the music sounded, he whispered: "Damn, if I had money in my pocket at that time, how good!"
"There should be a reward here to reward Ye Xi with 1,000 Tianlai coins, poof......"
"I only love you and reward Ye Xi with 5555 Tianlai coins Okay Xiaoxi, you won, I'm so naΓ―ve, I just believed it......"
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The last sentence is for all the little brothers who are chattering, don't pretend to be a ghost, don't pretend to be a god, don't pretend to be a god, don't pretend to be tight, don't pretend to be pure, a woman pretends to be capital, and a man pretends to be his BT...... Follow in my footsteps...... Shake your head...... Sway......
With the fashion rhythm to feel the wonderful life, let you taste the graceful music life, June 4, 2015, the classic rhythm Xiaoxi for you to create on the spot, the last to give you a sentence I personally like very much, life is like chess, I am willing to be a pawn, although the action is slow, but who has seen me take a step back?
"Six ways to reward Ye Xi 666666 Xiao Xi is mighty, Xiao Xi is domineering, it's a ghost, don't pretend to be a person, don't pretend to be a god, don't pretend to be tight, don't pretend to be pure goods, women pretend to be capital, men pretend to be his BT, where to be a signature......"
"Don't give up rewarding Ye Xi 6666, life is like chess, I am willing to be a pawn!"
"I only love you all my life and reward Ye Xi with 66,666 Tianlai coins."
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Less than five minutes after the start of the broadcast, the number of viewers officially exceeded 310,000.
Ye Xi is on fire, there is no doubt about this, because Ye Xi's homepage recommendation has not yet arrived, and most of these people came after watching Ye Xi's recorded video yesterday and hearing the propaganda of their friends.
"Thank you for everyone's rewards, your support makes Xiaoxi feel pressured, a song "Yali Big" is given to everyone, this time it is accompanied!"
Whoever posts a selfie, likes it, and brushes it to exist
Who is born with homely love only by downloading
Who worked overtime at twelve o'clock for instant noodle dinner
Whoever robbed the MIC and who paid for it this time
You drive a car with two more tires than I do
It's a big deal to bask in the sun and sweat more
Beauty: You fall in love with a lonely man and become a woman
I don't bother to care if he loves him or not, whether he is annoyed or not
Ohohohoh
Young people fight with a simple mentality and the most comfortable
Ohohohoh
Swing with me and shake off your worries
Yali Yali Yali Big Yali ......
"Tianjiajun, Lige rewarded Ye Xi with 6666 Tianlai coins, I am court, this song is a god, ask the anchor to transmit the speed to the music network, I want an infinite loop."
"The eldest prince rewarded Ye Xi with 6,666 Tianlai coins, haha, I'm a, these Tianxiang who came to make trouble have all rebelled."
"Are you embarrassed to open your mouth if you don't give a tip? Rewarded Ye Xi with 6666 Tian Lai coins, he has been poisoned, and yesterday he only sounded average, but he just thought the lyrics were very interesting, but today he listened to Nima is a divine comedy. β
"Huayuelou rewarded Ye Xi with 1,000 Tianlai coins, Xiaoxi is too pitiful, ten yuan for one time, and the hanging wire can't hurt it......"
"It's just to reward Ye Xi with 1,000 Tianlai coins, it's all Tianxiang who caused trouble, if it weren't for them Xiaoxi, everyone would be forbidden to speak?"
Yu Jiajun and Xiaofei: There are many local tyrants......
Huayuelou: I'll go: The ban has been lifted, Xiaoxi is mighty and domineering......
Tianjiajun, Hai Shao: I'm sorry anchor, we were wrong, I found myself already in love with you......
Tianjiajun and Hua Rui: I'm sorry anchor, I apologize for my previous abuse.
Celestial Army, Ash: I have withdrawn from the Celestial Army.
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Zhang Zhiyang is Huang Shaotian's "head of the First Regiment of the Heavenly Army", who followed him from Yu Yun, and he was furious after learning that Huang Shaotian had been robbed of the headlines.
After he watched Huang Shaotian's show, he became even more angry after learning that the other party actually stepped on Huang Shaotian's position by means of "brushing".
Did he take Tianjiajun to Ye Xi's video to maliciously brush up on bad reviews, but as a fan of Huang Shaotian, he just went to the other party's video to abuse, but he didn't watch the video in line with the idea of not adding heat to the other party.
Originally, they were ready to retreat after Ye Xi forbade everyone to speak, but as time went by, he found that the "spray words" that he had been searching for for a long time on "Tiens" could no longer speak, and he had completely liked this anchor.
Compared with his favorite Huang Shaotian, this person is much stronger in terms of eloquence and singing skills.
Especially when he heard Ye Xi sing "Yali Big", he felt that he had been poisoned and had completely betrayed, looking at the handsome man in the video, he took a deep breath and said in his penguin group: "I'm sorry everyone, I betrayed, I finally know why so many people betrayed after seeing Ye Xi's video during the day, I'm sorry, I'm a fan of Ye Xi from today on." β
"Yangzi, don't say this, in fact, it's not just you, I also betrayed after watching this live broadcast, compared to Huang Shaotian, this person named Ye Xi is really too hanging."
"That's it, we've been with Ben for more than a year, but except for the first few days of enthusiasm, most of his live broadcasts after that I have the idea of following the big stream and having fun with my brothers, but after watching Ye Xi's live broadcast today, I feel that I have found the lost blood and passion."
"Me and Me ......"
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"By the way, Yoko, I remember this group is yours, right? Otherwise, you can change it to the Xi family army......"
"That's right, Yangzi, change it to the Xi family army! I'm going to other groups to publicize, and I'm sure I'll be able to bring in a lot of people by then. β
"That's not good, we used to fight together after all, it's okay for us to leave, but it's not good to take people away, right?" When Zhang Zhiyang heard everyone's speeches, he couldn't help but hesitate.
"Cut, what's wrong, this group is simply played by everyone, that Huang Shaotian is very happy when he wants to reward, he usually doesn't speak at all, and we don't owe him, why gather fans for him?"
"Yes, yes, I'll quit the group anyway if you shouldn't!"
"Otherwise, Beichen, you create a new group, and then everyone joins, and I feel that it is still too inauthentic if Jiang Qun changes it directly."
"Alright then!"