Chapter 762: It's the Monkey's Fault Again
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Fang Wenfu and Liu Lihui sold dogs for a sky-high price of 150,000 yuan, and soon spread between the two villages, which immediately caused a wave of joy, and the voices of envy, exclamation, and questioning were endless.
"! The old Fang family is developed this time. ”
"But no, that kid from his family went to be a soldier for three years, and when he came back to farm, everyone thought that being a soldier was useless. Get! People have practiced good skills in raising dogs and are ready to do a lot of work. ”
"What a pity! The niece of the old Chen family disliked being poor at that time and was still a soldier. ”
Fang Wenfu and Liu Lihui followed Chu Jiaqiang's suggestion and quickly went to the town to get dog tags for the little wolves, so as to save the group of bastards from the dog team from coming over and wandering.
In this regard, Mayor Ye, Secretary Chen and other amplitude leaders expressed their full support, so that the two of them could rest assured to do it and do it boldly. Of course, it must be managed well to prevent incidents of dogs hurting people.
The three puppies were a little pitiful when they met in Chu Jiazhai, and they were glanced at by the tiger of Chu Jiaqiang's family, and they were trembling for a long time, not eating anything, and they were worried about Tang Liye and others. In the end, it was Professor Wen who calmed down the three puppies.
At this time. The monkey was getting drunk with a few little guys, and he didn't know what to do, and lay on the ground one by one. From time to time, a few crazy words come out.
It turned out that the monkey got two gourds of monkey wine from the mountain early this morning, and as soon as he returned to the village, he was seen by a few little guys. These guys and monkeys are also good buddies, and when they see them, they immediately ask to share them.
Get! Monkeys though stingy. But it's funny enough for these little kids. In addition, those little guys have always been curious about wine, and almost all the people in the family like it, but they just don't let them drink it. Thereupon. A monkey and a few boys, each of them drank a mouthful, looking quite heroic.
A little guy took a sip and licked his mouth. Suddenly, with great joy, he announced, "So the wine is like this." I'm going to drink too. ”
Fortunately, this is monkey wine, the degree is not high, to put it bluntly, it is a combination of fruit wine and medicinal wine, it will not be very strong, it is sweeter than wine, and it has a mellow aroma compared to drink.
Therefore, at first these little ones feel a little strange taste. But it was also fresh, and I was quickly carried away by the faint alcohol. One by one, they drank so much that they almost had to cut off the heads of chickens with monkeys and burn yellow paper.
It's okay when you drink it, but it's big when you drink it. swayed one by one, and then fell to the ground like dumplings, but fortunately did not vomit.
Because they were afraid that adults would know, they found a hidden place, and no one found out for a while.
In the evening, Chu Jiaqiang had just taken a shower, and he saw two villagers in the village coming with angry faces. He wondered, his heart suddenly burst, and secretly said What did this provoke?
"Jia Qiang, is our kid here with you?" One of them asked.
"No! I didn't spend much time in the village today, and I didn't see them for a day. Chu Jiaqiang replied truthfully.
"That's strange, I've found all the places I need to find. Where the hell did that kid go? Don't let me catch me, I've got to teach me a lesson. Another villager gritted his teeth.
Chu Jiaqiang asked what was going on, and after listening to them, he learned that the boys of the two families had not been seen since lunch. Seeing that it was about to get dark, seeing that they had not yet returned, the whole village called them to come back to take a bath and eat. Who knew that their throats were hoarse, and there was no movement at all, which made them angry. In normal times, Chujiazhai is so big, and when the village shouts, the village can hear it.
"You didn't scold them at noon, did you?" Chu Jiaqiang looked at them strangely.
He understands the child's heart very well, and he often does this when he is wronged, anyway, he ignores you and hides it himself, so that you adults are anxious for a while.
"! At noon, I also gave him ten dollars to reward him for his improvement in his academic performance last time. "That guy is even hotter.
Another villager also has a headache, as soon as Saturday and Sunday, these guys run around, always not touching the house, and it is really infuriating to find someone.
At this time, several shouts rang out in the village, also calling their own children to go home for dinner. Chu Jiaqiang rubbed his head, okay! I hope that my own boy will not be like this in the future.
Soon, two more people came to the door and asked the same thing. Zhou Furong and others thought it was funny, is this the rhythm of running away from home collectively? It's rare! The little guys in the village are sometimes very messy, but this doesn't happen very often.
"If you don't say it, I really forgot, it seems that the monkey is nowhere to be seen today." Professor Wen said suddenly.
As soon as these words came out, everyone's spirits were shocked, and they suddenly secretly said that they were tired. Who doesn't know that the monkeys are familiar with the little ones? It's probably with the monkeys now, but where the hell is it? It stands to reason that if you were in the village, you should be able to hear the shouts. If you hear it, why don't you respond? Could it be that the little ones in the village are so bold now? Can you ignore the cries of your family?
"You won't get lost somewhere else, will you?" A passing tourist came up with a possibility.
"This can't be? In a few nearby villages, they can walk blindfolded, even if they are thrown into the mountains, they can climb back, can they get lost? Are you kidding? Chen Wu also understands those children.
"Let's all look for it!" Vice Premier Wu spoke.
The old village chief was also highly concerned about this matter, and opened a radio broadcast, mobilizing everyone to find someone, and even called the village chief of a nearby village to inquire about the situation.
Soon, a tourist found them lying on the ground one by one behind a clump of bamboo, and immediately panicked, thinking that something had happened.
"Old village! Come here! Big deal! The monkey and the children were lying motionless, and they didn't know if they were still angry. This guy was also afraid, seeing that they didn't move, a chilling thought arose: It won't hang up, right?
When everyone heard this, their faces turned pale and they hurriedly ran over. The parents, in particular, were so frightened that the words that were ready to teach their children disappeared without a trace.
The scene in front of him made the others shocked and anxious, and only Chu Jiaqiang breathed a sigh of relief. He stepped forward and pinched the nose of one of the little ones. I saw that he suddenly opened his mouth to breathe, gradually woke up, opened his eyes, and said in a daze: "It's not dawn yet, sleep for a while." ”
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, and they couldn't laugh or cry, and the tourist who found it was extremely embarrassed.
"These guys are so foolish that they actually drink with monkeys." Chu Jiaqiang picked up the two gourds, which were empty, and there was nothing left. The monkeys drink very little, and none of the little ones are born with alcohol.
When the others heard it, they understood. The parents were furious, and one by one they stepped forward to pick up their children and went back, leaving a cruel sentence: "When you wake up, you will know your mistake!" (To be continued......)