Fengyukou Detention Center.

Morning newspaper reading time.

"Alas, you newcomer, look, this unlicensed drunk driving singer on the headlines today looks like you! Haha, this Sun thief is really unlucky, driving a luxury car but encountering an ignorant little traffic policeman, should! Yes! ”

A prisoner with a big bald head reached out and poked another handsome young prisoner next to him who was about the same size as him, but much more handsome than him, and then whispered in a gloating tone as he pointed to the spread out newspaper.

That's not what I look like, it's whether I'm good or not.

Handsome little young prisoner ...... Or simply Chen Mo, glancing at the big bald head angrily.

Chen Mo didn't refuse to make headlines, but it was too depressing to be on the headlines in this way.

"Yo newcomer, look at the headlines of the entertainment version again, wow, this woman is really sassy, this is definitely not wearing ** and came out to find a man! Guo Xinyi? Very good, I remember the name of this little slut, Made's breasts are really big......"

After gloating for a while, the bald head flipped the newspaper to the entertainment section.

There are no women in this detention center, so I can only look at the women in the newspaper to satisfy my hunger, and the big bald head is obviously very lucky today, and in the picture of the headline of the entertainment section, the woman with big hips and round hips is about to drool when he sees it

Chen Mo also glanced at the large picture of the newspaper's entertainment section, but immediately lost interest in looking at it a second time.

Obviously silicone fake boobs well, what's there to salivate about?

So Chen Mo didn't expect that he would steal other people's headlines in an unexpected way, but he didn't even remember the name and face of the person who was robbed of the headlines.

The big bald head drooled at the entertainment version. Then taking advantage of the prison guard's inattention, with extremely fast hands and feet, he tore off the picture of the entertainment news that made her salivate. And tucked away in a fitted pocket.

Chen Mo saw the whole process in his eyes, but he didn't report the inmate's meritorious service at all.

"New here. What did you do to get in? ”

Seeing that Chen Mo was very sensible, he glanced at Chen Mo approvingly, but he didn't ask Chen Mo what his name was, because this thing was mixed with the ninth-rate underworld, and he had long been accustomed to not asking other people's names - anyway, most of the questions he asked were pseudonyms, so it was better to ask something practical.

Chen Mo was about to answer, when there was suddenly passionate music outside, followed by a surging singing voice.

"The rolling Yangtze River is passing away, and the waves are sweeping away the heroic ......"

It's actually "Linjiang Immortal - Rolling Yangtze River East Passing Water"!

Suddenly hearing this song in such a place, Chen Mo was really a little crying and laughing.

"Gone, gone, the new kid. Why are you still stunned, it's time for morning exercises! Hurry up, the prison guard with the today is not a good person, he will be tortured by all kinds of if he goes late, the kind that wants to die! ”

Hearing the music, the big bald head didn't care to ask Chen Mo why he came in, and stood up and left after saying hello.

Chen Mo followed the big bald head to the square of the detention center.

It is said to be a square, but it is actually a vacant lot in the center of the square detention center. There was not even a layer of cement flooring, it was so naked in the air.

Perhaps to prevent the prisoners from finding a means of brawl or a more ruthless escape from prison, this square for the prisoners to let the wind out. Except for a few large rocks and a few stubbornly budding grasses, there was nothing else to focus on.

A prison guard in a dark blue police uniform was already standing in the center of the prison with his hands behind his back and striding without smiling. The prisoners leaped out and quickly came to the square.

There was no need for people to command, and the prisoners automatically discharged a phalanx that was not horizontal or vertical.

"From the first row. From left to right, start counting the numbers! ”

The unsmiling prison guard. After singing the song "Rolling Yangtze River East Passing Water", he suddenly exhaled and shouted loudly.

“1——”

“2…”

“3……”

The prisoners began to count feebly, and finally stopped when they reported to "213".

The prison guard took out his hands that were originally upside down, it turned out that he was still holding this roll call book, and after looking at the roll call book, the prison guard nodded with satisfaction.

"The first set of standard square dance moves, ready-"

The prison guard casually threw the roll call book on the ground, and shouted again, and with his voice broadcast again, this time Chen Mo only listened to a few notes of the prelude, and he could already hear the music played this time, which was definitely "Chinese Style".

Coupled with the "first set of standard square dance moves", Chen Mo already had to start dumbfounding-hey, what about the morning exercises, how can square dancing be done as morning exercises, bastard!

Of course, for the low-key purpose of protecting himself, Chen Mo didn't say this complaint, he just waited silently.

And to the music, the prison guard began to do what he called his first set of standard square dance moves.

Hey, what is the first set of standard broadcast gymnastics, isn't this the first set of square dances we choreographed to please Granny Liu?

Oh no, some of the movements have been changed, the left hook, the right hook, and the whip legs are out...... Is this a square dance or a military boxing?!

Chen Mo followed the chaotic dance, and his thoughts of complaining were full of eyes.

Finally, after singing the song, Chen Mo secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

"Then comes the thirteenth set of standard square dance moves, ready-"

Before Chen Mo could kick evenly, and without smiling, the policeman shouted again, full of breath.

Shall I go or come?!

Chen Mo couldn't stand it, because the second square dance accompaniment song was actually "Worried".

Crazy, "Nervous" can also be choreographed into a square dance, who is so angry.

However, it was a pity that Chen Mo didn't see the Divine Comedy-level square dance, all he saw was the group of demons dancing.

Including the unsmiling prison guard, everyone seemed to be going crazy, jumping as much as they wanted, as if they were having a collective convulsion.

Say yes about standard square dancing!

Chen Mo was shocked, the kind that was so complete that he even forgot to jump around with him.

"New arrival, new arrival. Don't stand stupid, you know, this is the most popular set. You can move however you want, but you can't move without moving, you know! ”

The big bald head is still righteous. Seeing Chen Mo standing there stupidly, he hurriedly reminded in a low voice.

"53127, out of the ranks!"

Unfortunately, it was too late, and the smiling prison guard, who was standing on the opposite side of the big guy, stopped jumping and glared and shouted.

53127？

Chen Mo's mind was delayed for a few seconds before he realized that this 53127 was talking about him, and after entering this detention center, he had an extra number of 53127.

"It's over! You're done, you're going to enjoy the hospitality of King Li Yan. To give you one last piece of advice, you will do whatever King Li Yama tells you to do. Don't disobey him! ”

After lowering his voice and saying this, his big bald head, which was still bouncing around with the music, quietly moved in the direction away from Chen Mo, which meant as if he would be implicated if he was too close to Chen Mo.

Chen Mo was a little apprehensive when he said this, he remembered the few black prison-themed movies he had watched before he crossed over, and the villain prison guards in those movies really put the prisoners to death.

But this prison guard, he, he shouldn't be killed, after all, I'm just a short-term guard......

Worried. Chen Mo walked out of the queue.

"53127, come here!"

The smiling prison guard pointed to the ground next to him and continued to give orders.

Thinking of the last advice of the big bald head just now, Chen Mo obediently walked to the designated position, and then ...... and the prison guard's eyes widened.

Chen Mo saw it clearly. The eyes of the unsmiling prison guards shone like crazy flames, as if they were suffering from severe mental illness.

Oh my God. Could it be that this prison guard has a brain problem?!

"53127, do you know who I am?"

The more Chen Mo thought about it, the more apprehensive he became. The prison guard suddenly asked aloud with a crazy smile in his eyes.

Chen Mo glanced at the badge on the left chest of the prison guard, and reluctantly replied, "You are Officer Li Yang." ”

"No, no, no. This is just my profession, in fact, ......" The prison guard stared at Chen Mo with blazing eyes, Chen Mo subconsciously felt that the chrysanthemum was tight, and was about to solemnly say that he would never engage in the foundation, when the prison guard's half-cut words finally had a follow-up: "I am the vice president of the Pink-Black-Pink-White Support Association - the eternal remnant sun will never be extinguished!" ”

Ha?!

This completely unexpected reversal made Chen Mo speechless again.

Referring to the pink, black, pink and white support club that has been officially recognized, coupled with the nickname of "The Remnant Sun of the Ages Will Never Die", Chen Mo was basically sure that the prison guard in front of him was not lying.

But this way of meeting for the first time is too unexpected.

"Hahaha, didn't expect that, right? I never thought of it, Uncle Lan Yan, originally I thought that I would ask to see me after a few days off work, but I didn't expect that Uncle Lan Yan, you actually sensed my strong desire to meet first, and deliberately used this way to meet me...... Woo...... Oh, I'm sorry, I'm a little out of control, please allow me to calm down a little, just a little bit! ”

The unsmiling prison guard named Li Yang said passionately when Chen Mo forgot to speak because he was surprised.

"Well, actually, I ......"

Chen Mo felt that he needed to explain, after all, he didn't enter this detention center to meet with the vice president of his support association.

"Ladies and gentlemen! Ladies and gentlemen! Prison guard Li Yang had already completed his calming before Chen Mo explained clearly, but it seemed that the calming effect was not ideal, and he looked at the prison guards full of prisoners in the square again, his expression was obviously still immersed in excitement: "Everyone, I am honored to introduce to you that the person standing next to me is the founder of the square dance that everyone has been dancing all along, and also a famous singer with the reputation of the prince of music - Xiao Hei!" Great! Blue face and white hair"

"Rejoice! Applause! You bastards are so honored to have the opportunity to come into contact with this noble prince who walks at the top of the world of music at such a close distance, not even a day or two, but a full fifteen days of close contact! ”

Prison guard Li Yang waved his arms, roaring and roaring like a fascination, and even the green tendons on his neck were highlighted one by one in excitement.

And this news did have a huge impact on the mortals who stopped convulsing one by one as the music stopped.

Those who are being held in this detention center. All of them are short-term prisoners with sentences of less than three months, and even if they are long-term prisoners, they are held here in temporary detention until the official sentence is issued. So the latest situation outside the prison is known to the big guys.

In the past half a year, Chen Mo's melodious and beautiful songs have been released one after another. There have been a lot of big news before and after, these prisoners who have been detained for a short time really don't want to know that Chen Mo is not a good person!

Especially the stage name of "Little Black", who can not have heard of it now?

So before the prison guard Li Yang's words fell, the short-term prisoners broke out into an uproar, they really couldn't imagine that such a new popular star, who seemed to be 108,000 miles away from them, actually appeared beside them in this way.

"Fake, right?"

"Who knows......"

"Maybe! I've seen the poster photo of the big star Xiao Hei, and it seems that he is indeed eight or nine points similar to this young man! It should, should ......"

"What does it mean to be similar to eight or nine points! This is exactly what Officer Li said, this is that little black himself! ”

"Ouch hey. Isn't he already a popular star, how did he get into this number? It's funny and interesting, it turns out that big stars can also commit crimes! ”

"Idiot, you didn't read the newspaper just now? People are just drunk driving without a license, where is it a crime! ”

", I'm going to ask him for an autograph later, my daughter is crazy about this fan, get her an idol autograph, she will definitely like to hug my dad and kiss wildly!"

"Yes, yes, this little black is red now. Those teenagers and twenties, as well as fifty and sixty-year-olds, his fans are just grabbing a handful! ”

"It seems that there really is such a thing, in last year's very popular "Kamen Song God". This one is a very dazzling ......."

"Hehe, then I'll have to ask for an autograph, even if I don't keep it for myself. At least I can exchange it for a few packs of cigarettes to smoke! ”

The detainees whispered, and of course there was applause and cheering. Who dares not to give Li Yang, the king of Li Yan and the devil Li, face?

There are really people who dare not give it, and that person is suddenly the big bald head who seems to know Li Yang's details very well.

Of course. The big bald head was just too shocked, after all, not long ago, he was still talking to Chen Mo, a newcomer, about the unlucky star on the front page of the newspaper, who seemed to be very similar to Chen Mo, who would have thought that he was actually mocking in front of the victim!

If I'm not mistaken, I had a few words of gloating about the "Sun Thief" at that time......

My mother, this newly popular star, I heard that her net worth is already tens of millions, so if you hold a little grudge......

The big bald head was in a cold sweat, and he didn't dare to think down at all, he just begged Chen Mo to let him go as a fart in large quantities.

It's just that, thinking about what you know, the bosses in the underworld who call for wind and rain, the big bald head has a frustrated attitude to expect Chen Mo to be magnanimous, and the hope is probably extremely slim.

What's more, looking at King Li Yan's eagerness to kneel and lick, the big bald head felt that he didn't have to wait until he got out of this detention center, as long as Xiao Hei mentioned it to King Li Yan, then his remaining ten days of detention in this detention center would be completely difficult!

No way!

This is a no-no!

Gotta explain! I have to find a way to get the forgiveness of this rising star right away!

The big bald head also has some decisive ability, and after realizing that it might be miserable to do nothing, he immediately decided to move and take the initiative to seek forgiveness.

Anyway, it's nothing more than pretending to be pitiful and pretending to be weak, who doesn't have a time when people have to let go of their faces?

“51009！”

The big bald head made a decision, but the prison guard Li Yang suddenly snorted again.

"To !!"

The big bald head was full of excitement, and he subconsciously shouted in response, and his overreaction caused a low laugh.

"51009 What are you nervous about? Come here, I'll ask you for something. ”

The prison guard Li Yang looked at the big bald head that behaved unnaturally in surprise, but he didn't seem to think much about it, just beckoned the big bald head to him.

Finished! I'm done!

Sure enough, the mouth is just looking for a smoke, this is obviously a small report that has been made, and it is about to be rectified to death!

The big bald head trembled and sweated like pulp, and walked towards Chen Mo and the others.

"Hey, I said you're a 51009, aren't you usually quite guts, is this sick or how did you get it? Do you want me to check your body for you? ”

Prison guard Li Yang became more and more strange.

It seemed that the four words "check the body" carried an indescribable powerful evil force, and the bald head quickly took a big stride and quickly ran to him, and then bowed deeply towards Chen Mo with a heavy expression.

"Well, what are you doing here?"

Prison guard Li Yang was completely confused.

"Little Black Brother! I was wrong! You don't remember the villain, so spare me, this stupid mouthpiece. Really, I'm hopelessly stupid......"

The big bald head and his heavy expression almost cried bitterly.

"Wait, why don't I remember when you offended me?"

Chen Mo was confused, he actually had a good impression of this big bald head, although this big bald head couldn't even tell what was going on, but he also reminded Chen Mo several times in a row, so Chen Mo felt that the relationship between the two, although it was still far from "intimacy", "best friend", and "worship", it should be to the level of "knowing".

What the?

Don't remember?!

The big bald head raised his head sharply and stared at Chen Mo with wide eyes, trying to find a look representing hypocrisy and deception in Chen Mo's eyes.

It's just that Chen Mo's eyes are clear, without the slightest disturbing look, only a little ...... Doubt.

Oh my mother, I'm relieved!

After doing it for a long time, it turned out to be a false alarm that I scared myself!

The big bald heart finally fell back into his stomach, and his original hunched back became straight again.

But at this moment, Li Yang, the living king of Hades, suddenly spoke up, and said in an undeniable tone: "51009, tell me the stupid things you did, and I'll listen to them." ”

At this moment, the bald head really wanted to buy a piece of tofu to kill himself, but unfortunately the detention center with high walls made him unable to follow this wish, he could only start talking depressedly, and he didn't even dare to hide the details too much.

I really don't dare to hide it, otherwise ...... It will, very, miserable! (To be continued......)