1. If you don't die, you won't die
Huadu TV morning news: At five o'clock yesterday afternoon, a man wearing a white T-shirt, blue jeans, and obscene appearance was struck by a lightning bolt in the football field of the sports center, and the man has been sent to the First People's Hospital of Huadu for rescue......
"Where is this? Wait, I'm on the football field just now, how can I be here? Bufan looked at the white expanse around him, his heart was full of doubts, he vaguely remembered that before he fainted, he heard someone shouting in his ear: Come and see, everyone, someone was struck by lightning, could it be that the unlucky person who was struck by lightning was himself, and he crossed over?
"Name: Bufan, age 22 years old, male, unmarried, no bad habits, no smoking, no drinking, kind and stubborn personality......" An ethereal voice came from behind Bufan.
Bufan turned his head to look and found a middle-aged man in an ancient white robe holding a book behind him.
"You...... Who are you? Bu Fan asked with a little weakness, after all, in such a strange place, the appearance of such a strange person will inevitably make Bu Fan think about a bad place, for example, the evil ghosts and charlatans of the underworld......
"I am Zhao Qiansun, the Minister of the Personnel Department of the Heavenly Court, you can call me Minister Zhao." The middle-aged man seemed to have a hint of disgust in his eyes when he looked at Bufan?
But why did he hate Bufan?
"Heavenly Court, Personnel Department, you tease me, why haven't I heard that Heavenly Court has a Personnel Department, you won't be the host of a TV station's tricky show, where is the camera!" Bufan looked around, and the surroundings were white and empty, but there was no place to hide the camera.
After Zhao Qiansun heard Bu Fan's words, his expression changed slightly, and he asked, "Do you have someone you know in Heavenly Court?" ”
"That's natural!" Bu Fan raised his chin and said with some arrogance.
A smile appeared on Zhao Qiansun's face, and there was no longer the look of looking down on Bu Fan in his eyes, he asked with a smile: "I don't know which immortal you know?" ”
Bu Fan snapped his fingers and said: "The Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother, Tai Bai Xing, Erlang God, Tota Li Tianwang, Nezha Third Prince, ......"
Every time Bu Fan said a name, the corners of Zhao Qiansun's mouth twitched, there was an extra smile on his face, and his body was a little shorter.
The Personnel Department was a department that was only established by the Heavenly Court yesterday, and Zhao Qiansun was the first minister.
The position of the head of the personnel department sounds like a lofty position, but in fact, it is not bullshit in the heavenly court, because this personnel department is not in charge of the heavenly immortals, but the immortals of the lower realm.
Since the Three Realms entered the era of the end of the law, all the immortals have taken refuge in the heavenly realm, fearing that they will be contaminated with the karma of the human world and fall into endless reincarnation.
The gods are gone, there is naturally no god in the world, human beings because there is no supervision and protection of God, resulting in moral corruption in the world, the world is declining, the Jade Emperor saw this and couldn't bear it, so he set up the Heavenly Court Personnel Department, selected the right people from the lower realm, ranked the gods of the lower realm, and helped the heavenly court to supervise the human world.
Bufan was the first to be chosen.
Zhao Qiansun was still strange at the beginning, there are billions of people in the Nether, why did he choose Bu Fan to be the first person to eat crabs, you must know that the first person to eat crabs has many benefits, and if you don't do it, you will have the opportunity to become the head of the Nether Immortals.
Now he finally understands, it turns out that this guy knows so many immortal bosses, among those immortals, any one, even if it is 10,000 Zhao Qiansun together, he can't afford to offend a great god.
Bu Fan counted his fingers there, and said all the names of the immortals he could think of, so that Zhao Qiansun's body was getting lower and lower, and he was almost about to kneel down and shout to Bu Fan to see the immortals.
Bu Fan counted his fingers, and when he couldn't remember the names of any immortals, he said, "Director Zhao, I know these immortals, but they don't know me." ”
When Zhao Qiansun heard this, he was stunned at first, and then his face changed from red to red, from red to purple, and finally from purple to black......
Bu Fan clearly saw the change in Zhao Qiansun's face, and he was still sighing: "Minister Zhao is worthy of being a profound Taoist, this face has changed, as if it is ...... It's like Sichuan changing its face, it has unpredictable powers. ”
Bu Fan was still proud after filming the fart, this fairy's fart is not easy to shoot, this requires skill, you see my brother shoot, if this product is really a fairy, maybe as soon as I am happy to give my brother a copy of seventy-two or something, my brother will send it.
Bu Fan didn't know that he had inadvertently offended Zhao Qiansun, and now Zhao Qiansun wanted to kill him.
Zhao Qiansun was really angry, but he quickly calmed down, his face was small, this was something that the Jade Emperor personally explained, if he messed up, the consequences would ......
I heard that the general of the rolling shutter just broke the glass lamp that the queen mother hated the most, and he was relegated to the nether realm, and suffered from the ten thousand swords piercing his heart, if he messed up this matter, the consequences were really unimaginable, so Bu Fan Shabu him, he endured it.
He took a few breaths, calmed down his violent and restless heart, and said coldly: "Bufan, you are lucky, you have been selected by Heavenly Court to serve as a temporary worker in Heavenly Court, and you will represent Heavenly Court and manage the Nether ......"
"What, Heavenly Court Temporary, what the hell is this?" As soon as Bufan heard the word temporary worker, a bad premonition was born in his heart.
"What the hell, there are no ghosts here, listen to me! Since millions of years ago, all the immortals in the Nether Realm returned to the Heavenly Realm, and the people in the Nether Realm could not be blessed by the gods. The Jade Emperor couldn't bear to see the suffering of the nether world, so he specially ordered this seat to select kind-hearted people from the nether world to take charge of the gods of the nether world, exercise divine power, and benefit the creatures of the lower world. ”
Zhao Qiansun said so much, Bu Fan really didn't understand, he only had the words "temporary worker" in his heart, this is a necessary position to carry the black cauldron, is it possible that the heavenly court also wants him to be blacked out?
Bufan swallowed his saliva and asked, "What divine power can this temporary worker exercise?" ”
"I will give you a god position first, you can use the spell of that god position, within the specified period, if you do a good job, I will let you change the god position, until you pass the assessment, you can get rid of the position of temporary worker and rank in the lower realm god position."
When Bu Fan heard that it was not the black cauldron, this was good, he patted his chest and said: "I see, I am scared to death, I don't know what god position I will get." ”
Zhao Qiansun frowned and looked at Bu Fan, the corner of his mouth sneered, and with a wave of his hand, a small jade plate appeared in front of Bu Fan, and he said: "This is your first god position, look good, do a good job, I'll change it for you for a better one." ”
The jade plate is emerald green, in which there is a streamer flashing, as if surrounded by fairy energy, at a glance it is extraordinary.
Bu Fan was happy in his heart, and with a wave of his hand, he conjured up a jade card, what is it not a fairy?
He took a look at the jade plaque and saw that there were three words in the jade plaque, and these three words made him completely confused, because these three words were "broom star"!