Chapter 17: Can You Speculate on the Logic of Mental Illness?
After the five crooked nuts appeared, they no longer deliberately controlled the astringent aura, and five strange life fluctuations suddenly appeared in Zhang He's perception.
And the rebel mark of the vampire's fangs on his chest also stimulated a burning sensation.
"Hello." The vampire who was pinching Yao Xue's throat showed the two sharp blood-sucking teeth in the upper row of teeth, and showed a sunny smile at Zhang He. The whites of his eyes were tingling with blood. And the whites of the eyes of the Rebecca that Zhang He had seen before, as well as the other two white vampires at this moment, were all very normal white.
Jang Hyuk lost his flesh and blood several times during the battle, but the rebel mark on his chest remained after he recovered each time. The curse mark imprinted on the soul is stubbornly unimaginable when the substantial harm is abandoned, leaving only the marking trace.
Seeing that Zhang He didn't speak, the vampire continued to talk to himself: "First of all, thank you for cleaning up the traitor of the family for us, Rebecca. You know, for a traitor, it's something that no traditional family can tolerate. "His Celestial Empire dialect is very good, maybe he has studied broadcasting and hosting.
"Well......" The vampire muttered for a moment after saying those two words, "If you don't answer me, it's hard for me to continue." Although I am a host professional, the host is different from a cross talk actor, and even a cross talk actor is not necessarily good at stand-up comedy......"
Jang Hyuk was silent.
āā¦ā¦ All right. The leading vampire chose to compromise in the face of Zhang He's silence: "Since you don't want to talk now, then I'll give you a name for the dish, right?" Steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicks, roasted goose, ......" It's not enough to report it again, and I can't get enough: "I'll have a few more tongue twisters, say!" A lama came to the south with five catties of ...... in his hand."
The other two tall, skinny whites and two tall blacks were dumbfounded, wondering what was crazy about this man. But he was the only one who was proficient in the Celestial Empire, and this guy was a powerful hunter known as the Undertaker, and his strength was stronger than the four of them combined, so he could only endure this grandson muttering words they didn't understand for the time being......
Not to mention his four accomplices, even Yao Xue, who was choked by his throat and could die at any time, was stupid. Listening to the Mandarin that came from my ears, which was more standard than my own, the feeling in my heart was simply ...... It's literal.
"Stop!" Zhang He shouted, looking at the psychopath opposite with humble eyes: "Aren't you here to take revenge?" ā
āā¦ā¦ Dumb go home ticking and blowing the horn! Hiss...... Call! The psycho took a breath and nodded, "Yes, yes, I'm here for revenge, but I desperately need a Celestial Empire to affirm my level of eloquence." It's not the kind of cold language exam, it's a real skillful use! I am an aspiring linguist! French, Japanese, German, Russian, Chinese, and a few years ago, I also learned Thai for two years in order to go to Thailand to see a ladyboy riding an elephant. I think I'm a qualified translator now, but I'm still some way from a linguist, what do you think of my Celestial Dialect? Isn't it a special slippery? ā
Let's not mention for the time being, when this grandson took revenge, he asked the object of revenge what he said in foreign language...... Why do you have to learn Thai for two years just to see shemales and ride elephants?
"I think we should get down to business." Zhang He's face was expressionless...... In the past, Zhang He's expressionless face was to hide his emotions and remain silent. But at this moment, Zhang He's face was expressionless because he didn't know what expression to use to face this grandson.
"Oh buddy, that doesn't matter!" Psychopathy let go of the hand that was holding Yao Xue's throat, shook his finger at Zhang He, and then put it back. This action was so abrupt that Yao Xue and Zhang He didn't react, and took this opportunity to break free: "When I talk about this, I have to speak faster, because although these four stupid Celestial Empire words are not very good, they still know some." ā
Can you ignore punctuation if you speak fast......
Zhang He's face was expressionless.
"You see, things are arranged like this: revenge is not a very important business, and I ask you how I speak in Mandarin is a more important private matter, although generally speaking, public affairs take precedence over private matters, but that is also in general, and now it is obviously not an ordinary situation, is it." The logic of psychosis is still very clear.
āā¦ā¦ So what if I don't answer you? Zhang He suddenly thought of a brilliant idea.
The psychotic was stunned for a moment, then lowered his head and thought seriously for a while, raised his head and said, "Then I will follow you every day to report the name of the dish and say tongue twisters behind your buttocks." ā
"And what are you going to do with the four accomplices? Will you follow me too? Zhang He said.
The psychopath was stunned for a moment, and slapped his head suddenly: "Yes,! These four fools ......" He looked at the four accomplices with blank faces, changed to English and said, "Hey brothers, can you go back first?" ā
Another vampire asked, "Huh?" Why? Black werewolves, who are only partners and not of the same species, are not so polite: "If you think you can leave without doing what you have to do, then you are wrong." "Whatever BGM is paired with, it's a good rap.
Psychopath showed great patience: "Guys, listen to me, this person is still useful. Don't you notice the blushing and heart-pounding smell coming from his body? Zhang He interrupted: "You can say that my blood is more delicious, but it's best not to describe it as a blushing heartbeat." ā
The psychopath turned his head in a daze: "Oh! fu*kļ¼ Why do you speak English!? The tone was very angry: "Damn it! Idiots who speak other languages! I shouldn't have asked you that question if I knew you could speak English! There is no answer at all! How dare you lie to me! ā
Zhang He didn't know which dead end this grandson's logic was taking...... Aren't you able to speak several foreign languages yourself!? ā¦ā¦ But judging from the opponent's gradually rising momentum and instantly red eyes, it was obvious that this battle could not be avoided.
"Take a good look at this little girl, let me teach this bastard who knows how to speak a foreign language a lesson!" The psychosis pushed Yao Xue to the white man's men, and then hooked his hand at Zhang He, and posed with a toned POSS: "Let you see the anger of linguists!" ā
Zhang Heben thought that he could fool this psychosis by relying on his eloquence, after all, he had an experience. But apparently not every psychotic logic has traces.
As soon as the psychopathic vampire's words fell, an invisible and qualitative fluctuation hit Zhang He's crotch!
The attack came suddenly, but the power was not weak at all!
Zhang He instantly judged that this blow was ...... Can't stop it!