Chapter 103 Drinking alcohol inflats the lungs, and eating inflats the stomach
Chapter 103 Drinking alcohol swells the lungs, and eating swells the stomach
Zeng Yi's words made the doctors in the audience gasp, and the patient who had been lying for several months was cured instantly, isn't it a joke?
Ye Qinghan was excited, her biggest wish at the moment was to make her mother healthy and safe, she couldn't wait for Zeng Yi to take medicine immediately to make her mother heal.
"Expert Zeng, do you want to think about it again?"
Director Wang looked at Zeng Yi, his expression was a little hesitant, the patient had been lying down for so long, and there was no sign of improvement, Zeng Yi blindly wanted to let the patient recover instantly, to be honest, Director Wang was a little worried, he was afraid that Zeng Yi was greedy for merit at a young age, and he would take the medicine rashly, if he couldn't be cured at that time, it would be very passive, especially in front of so many people, and there were also family members of the patient present.
Zeng Yi waved his hand, "The patient has been lying down for so long, it must have been very painful, we as doctors should also consider the patient's feelings, if there is a quick-acting method, we should try to use the quick-acting method." "He never said ambiguous words about his treatment, he said that he couldn't treat it if he couldn't treat it, and if he could treat it, it would definitely show how long the treatment course was.
"Then this prescription ......" Director Wang asked, he thought about it for a long time, but he didn't come up with any soothing drugs, and at the same time, it also has the effect of liver reduction, and can make the patient recover quickly.
"That's it, let's go to the ward first and see the effect" Zeng Yi stood up with a smile, it was okay to discuss the condition with these Western doctors, and it was purely unlucky to discuss the prescription, he said: "Director Wang, I have to trouble you, is the canteen of our hospital on fire now, please call two dishes, a large portion of rice, and two bottles of liquor, the degree should be high." ”
Director Wang wondered in his heart, he didn't know what the use of asking for these things, but he still nodded, "This is there, I'll let people prepare it immediately."
Everyone wanted to know how Zeng Yi could make the patient recover quickly and get up and go to the ward together.
Seeing so many doctors appear at the same time, the patients in the ward were shocked, and when they came back to their senses, they all hurriedly explained their conditions to the doctors, these are experts who are not usually invited.
In addition to lecturing, holding meetings, free clinics, and going out to study, they are also busy evaluating professional titles and participating in the hospital's own work, especially surgeons, who are almost overloaded, and the operation is full, and sometimes several surgeries are done in one night. The average number of surgeons in the world is only a few dozen per person per year, but in China, the number is about 300.
That's why the hospital will set up auxiliary positions such as bed stewards to save time for these doctors as much as possible.
Seeing that Zeng Yi had not started treatment yet, everyone was idle, and after listening to the patient's words, he patiently explained the condition, and his serious and responsible attitude was completely different from the previous cares, which made the patient somewhat flattered.
Shao Haibo walked in after a while, holding two bottles of Wuliangye in his hand, and said with a smile: "Zeng Yi, you will be looking for wine early in the morning, don't delay your work." ”
Shao Haibo heard that Zeng Yi asked people to go to the cafeteria to order food and food, and asked for wine, thinking that Zeng Yi didn't eat breakfast, so he collected two bottles of wine from the office, and happened to come over to see how Zeng Yi was going to solve this incurable disease.
Zeng Yi took the wine and said with a smile: "How can I drink when I am working, this wine is not what I want to drink." ”
"Oh? Who's that drinking? Shao Haibo glanced around the room, and said in his heart that he was too bold, did the doctor of the Provincial People's Hospital dare to drink during work.
"It's for the patient" Zeng Yi quickly explained, then opened the wine bottle, put it on the small cabinet in front of the bed, and said with a smile: "Aunt Li, you will drink this bottle of wine in a while." ”
Ye Qinghan looked at Zeng Yi and whispered, "My mother can't drink." ”
"This wine must be drunk, because the medicine must be taken after drinking." Zeng Yi smiled, turned his head and asked Li Jingfang, "If I'm not mistaken, Aunt Li should have drunk before she fell." ”
Li Jingfang nodded and said, "My classmates are holding a wedding banquet, so I just drank a small cup, probably less than one or two." ”
"That's right, you fell down after drinking and got this strange disease, and naturally you have to drink to cure it, otherwise it won't work."
The doctors present were all surprised, and discussed there in a low voice, saying in their hearts what kind of truth this is, how can there be a cure that still needs to be restored, it is really puzzling, I have never heard of this theory. Zeng expert can always make people feel bright.
Li Jingfang saw Zeng Yi say this, so she nodded and said, "You are a doctor, as long as you can cure my illness, I will drink as much as you say." She can now see that Zeng Yi is not ordinary, otherwise she would not have alarmed so many doctors to come to observe, looking at the demeanor of these doctors, it is clear that she has great respect for Zeng Yi.
"It's not that serious, just drink it this time" Zeng Yi found a cup, poured a full cup first, and said with a smile: "You drink this bottle first, and when you finish drinking this bottle, we will decide according to the situation." ”
"Okay" Li Jingfang smiled on her face and bowed slightly.
Ye Qinghan stood aside, faintly worried in her heart, her mother had never drunk so much wine, especially now that she was sick, but don't drink anything, she looked at Zeng Yi and wanted to say a few words, but she still gave up, so many doctors did not object, I think there should be no problem.
The canteen quickly delivered the meals, because the time was too early, the dishes were freshly fried by the chef, a fish-flavored eggplant, a mapo tofu, all of which were authentic dishes, and a small steel basin was used to mix vegetables, and a basin full of rice was served.
Zeng Yi put these on the small cabinet and said, "I don't know if these meals are suitable for your taste, you can eat as much as you can after a while, and eat until you can't eat anymore." ”
Li Jingfang nodded again, "Okay, I'll try to eat."
Seeing that his mother did not object, Ye Qinghan stepped forward and raised Li Jingfang's pillow, then picked up a small rice bowl and began to feed his mother food and wine.
The doctors stood in the ward, watching Li Jingfang eating and drinking there, and everyone had a very absurd feeling in their hearts, saying that we, who are so busy, actually came to the ward to visit the patients to eat and drink, which is really the first time in the world.
But no one wants to leave, everyone is waiting to see Zeng Yi's means, this kind of opportunity to witness Zeng Yi's shot is not easy to encounter, especially this kind of incurable disease, which is very enlightening for improving his diagnosis level and expanding his thinking.
As soon as a bottle of wine entered the stomach, Li Jingfang's face turned very red, showing a hint of drunkenness.
Ye Qinghan looked at Zeng Yi, and said in his heart that it was almost over, it should be possible to use medicine.
Zeng Yi opened another bottle of wine and said, "It's still a little bit close, drink some more." ”
Ye Qinghan had no choice but to pour another cup, and then carefully handed it to his mother.
After almost half an hour, Li Jingfang ate most of the two dishes, and she also ate a lot of rice, and half of the second bottle of wine was also drunk in her stomach at this moment.
Zeng Yi looked at Li Jingfang's eyes a little sluggish, so he poured a small cup of hot water, cooled it a little, and then walked up to Li Jingfang with a smile, handed the cup over, and said, "Aunt Li, drink some more, you taste this glass of wine and see how it tastes." ”
Li Jingfang drank more than a pound at once, and her reaction obviously began to be sluggish, she drank the water handed over by Zeng Yi, and after drinking it, she chuckled and said, "This ...... This wine is good, very good. ”
Drinking water is the same as drinking, Zeng Yi knew that Li Jingfang was really drunk, after a person was drunk, there would be a period of amnesia, at this time Li Jingfang entered this state, she no longer knew what she was doing, fortunately, after she was drunk, she was neither noisy nor noisy, and it was quieter.
"It's okay," Zeng Yi said.
When Ye Qinghan heard this, he quickly put down the wine glass in his hand and asked, "Is that now you can use medicine?" ”
Zeng Yi nodded and said, "Take a hand, let's help Aunt Li stand up first." ”
Ye Qinghan looked at Zeng Yi, "My mother is drunk now, and she will be fine when she stands up." ”
"It's going to be fine, don't worry." Zeng Yi said, and grabbed Li Jingfang's right shoulder, ready to pick her up.
"I'll come" Shao Haibo stepped forward at this time, "The drunk person's body is heavy, I have more strength, and I can hold it steady." ”
Ye Qinghan had no choice but to give up his position and said gratefully: "Thank you, Dean Shao."
"What's polite, it's not an outsider." Shao Haibo waved his hand and stepped forward to help Li Jingfang with Zeng Yi.
"Aunt Li, get up and take two steps, let's continue drinking in another place" Zeng Yi said with a smile, and then helped Li Jingfang to sit up.
When Li Jingfang heard Zeng Yi's words, she was about to get out of bed with her legs raised, shaking her head and saying, "You can't drink anymore, if you drink again, I'll be drunk."
There was a slight laugh in the room, and everyone said that you have drunk water as wine, and you are already too drunk to be drunk anymore, do you need to drink it again?
Helping Li Jingfang to stand up, Zeng Yi said again: "Auntie, how do you feel, are you drunk, do you want me to send you home?" ”
"I'm not drunk" Li Jingfang glared, and then smiled again: "If I'm drunk, how can I stand up by myself, I don't need you to send it, I can go back by myself" Saying, Li Jingfang lowered her head and picked up her bag, with a surprised face, and said: "Hey, where is my bag, how much is this meal, I will pay"
There was another burst of laughter in the room, this is really drunk, and it even treats the hospital as a hotel.
Ye Qinghan pinched her fingers, her face worried, she didn't understand what Zeng Yi meant by asking these words, causing her mother to lose face in front of so many people.
Director Wang suddenly shouted at this time, "Look, everyone, the patient's eyes are better and his head is straightened."
As soon as he shouted, everyone took their attention back, and at a glance, they were all surprised, just now when they patronized Li Jingfang's drunken state, they didn't find that the symptoms that the patient used to have when he stood up before, and all of them disappeared, although she was a little drunk at this time, but her eyes were obviously much more flexible than before, and she no longer looked up.
"Hurry, hurry, hurry," Director Wang was so anxious that he called out to the nurse, "bring the stethoscope and blood pressure monitor and see how the patient is doing." ”
Two nurses squeezed through the crowd of doctors, pulled out their equipment, and worked together.
"The heart rate is normal, the heart sounds are normal"
"Normal blood pressure"
It's all amazing, how can this be!
The doctors present were all surprised, what kind of strange disease is this, how can you get drunk and stop committing it, it's really incomprehensible, is it that if you stand up when you are drunk, your liver will not displace.
Zeng Yi smiled and beckoned to Ye Qinghan at this time, signaling that he had something to say.
Ye Qinghan hurriedly stepped forward and put her ear to Zeng Yi's mouth, she was very excited now, although she didn't understand what was going on in front of her, but she also knew that Zeng Yi must have a way to cure her mother's illness.
"You accompany Auntie for a walk, just go up and down the stairwell a few times." Zeng Yi commanded in a low voice, and then said to Li Jingfang: "Auntie, then I won't send you, let Qinghan go home with you."
Li Jingfang was already a little confused at this time, and when she heard Zeng Yi's words, she smiled after half a ring on her face, and said, "Then I often come to play at home" After speaking, she put her arm on Ye Qinghan's shoulder, and walked towards the door of the ward by herself.
The doctors were dumbfounded, the patient used to be sick as soon as he stood up, and he could even be so severe that he was in shock and coma, and now he was walking by himself, which is unbelievable, if it weren't for his eyes, everyone would still think that he was possessed.
Ye Qinghan's face was a little hot at this time, she was excited just now, she was too close, as soon as Zeng Yi spoke, it suddenly made her have a very strange feeling, itching in her heart.
Zeng Yi immediately arranged for several more powerful young doctors and nurses to follow, so as not to fall Li Jingfang again. The doctors also followed, they didn't hear what Zeng Yi said to Ye Qinghan, so they wanted to follow and see what was going on.
Today, everyone in the Provincial People's Hospital saw this strange scene, a drunken middle-aged woman walked in front, and a large group of doctors followed cautiously behind, these people walked from the eighth floor to the first floor, and then from the first floor to the eighth floor, not knowing what they were doing.
The drunk middle-aged woman was just walking at first, but then there were more words in her mouth:
“…… Qinghan, your father died early, you are your mother's only hope and spiritual support, you must be angry, as long as you can make a good life and let you live a good life, your mother is willing no matter how hard and tired she is. When you graduate, you have to find a good job, and then find a good family, don't look for a career like your father, my mother has a lot ......of life in this life."
Ye Qinghan's face was flushed, and he helped Li Jingfang to carefully go up the steps, Li Jingfang said this in front of so many people, which made Ye Qinghan a little embarrassed.
Li Jingfang said a lot of things, from when she was young to Ye Qinghan's present, and finally cried, saying that she was sick and affected her daughter, and she didn't mean it.
This caused Ye Qinghan to cry too, and a large group of doctors behind him, many of whom were also parents, heard Li Jingfang's drunken words, and his heart was also sour.
Li Jingfang walked and walked, her body suddenly sank, and when everyone looked at it, they found that this time she was completely drunk, so they quickly helped her to the ward and put her on the bed.
"Senior brother, tell everyone why this disease will not attack after drinking"
Shao Haibo followed Li Jingfang up and down the corridor a few times in a daze, but he didn't understand anything, and there was a big question mark in his heart at this time, "Also, don't you want medicine, what kind of medicine is it?" What does it mean that you just asked the patient to go down the hallway? ”
The doctors looked at Zeng Yi in unison, they had long wanted to ask these questions, and today they wasted an hour in vain, but they didn't know what Zeng Yi was doing, it was really embarrassing to be thrown home.
Zeng Yi laughed, "Actually, I've already used all the medicines, and when I sleep this night, my illness will be cured."
What the? Is the illness cured?
The doctors were amazed, and their eyes widened, when did they take the medicine, and why didn't I see it? Everyone looks at me, I look at you, and they all want to get answers from each other's eyes.
Do you see the medication?
No, it seems that I saw the patient eat some food and drink some wine.
Did I get drunk and have amnesia?
Zeng Yi explained: "I was afraid that everyone would have any misunderstanding, so I didn't make it clear to you in advance, in fact, the medicine I used was wine. ”
The doctors present all felt that their brains were not enough, and if alcohol could be used as medicine, then the most expensive thing in the hospital would be alcohol.
Shao Haibo can also be regarded as having studied traditional Chinese medicine, but he can't figure it out, so he said to Zeng Yi: "You can explain it to everyone, and let everyone understand it."
"There is a saying, called 'wine can strengthen people's gall' Qinghan's mother's ** disease, because after being frightened, long-term emotional tension can not be relieved, wine is the best medicine in the world to relieve emotions, and it can also strengthen courage and suppress shock, she has drunk wine, emotional tension, in fact, has relieved more than half."
Director Wang suddenly realized and said, "Isn't it just that wine can anesthetize the nerves, soothe emotions, and relieve depression, why didn't I think of it?"
At this time, everyone also came back to their senses, and a feeling surged in their hearts that they were a doctor for nothing, looking at other people's experts, they grabbed a thing casually, and they could all use it in medicine. Looking back at myself, I drank wine every day, but I didn't expect that it could also be used to soothe my nerves.
"That'...... Can alcohol also reset the liver? Director Wang asked again, everyone knows that drinking alcohol hurts the liver, but I haven't heard that this wine also has the function of regulating the position of the liver.
"Drinking alcohol, lung distention, eating stomach distending" Zeng Yi laughed, "These two organs are swollen, don't you just push the liver back to its original position?" I asked Qinghan's mother to walk a few more times in the corridor, just to use the force of going up and down to make these organs return to a very natural and balanced position."
yes
Wonderful, really wonderful
My God, is this an idea that man came up with?
The famous doctors of the Provincial People's Hospital present were all dumbfounded, as if this eating and drinking really has the effect of adjusting the position of the organs
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