Bandits from the mountains?

Qi Shan paused for a moment, laughed, and the laughter shook everyone's eardrums, "Old man, I am so dignified and upright, how can I be a mountain bandit!" Where did you hear that, I'm going to ask him for clarification! ”

Mrs. Chen immediately pointed to the daughter-in-law of the Wu family, "She, that's what she said!" ”

No matter who the initiator is, Lu Xiaoyi will rely on the daughter-in-law of the Wu family, and decided to kill the chicken and make an example of the monkey, and deliberately said: "Uncle Qi, she spread rumors that you are a mountain bandit, you kidnapped her to see the official, explain the matter clearly in front of the official, and return your innocence!" ”

This time, it was the turn of the daughter-in-law of the Wu family to have weak legs, sat on the laundry table, and cried, "The strong man listens to me, and I also listen to what others say, it really has nothing to do with me!" ”

Yulan said coldly: "The sister-in-law of the Wu family said it clearly, who said it, the serious guests of my family were said to be mountain bandits by those rotten tongues, such a vicious person, I have to go to see the official today!" It just so happens that there are acquaintances in Brother Qi's yamen, first, to restore his innocence, and secondly, to cure the rumor-mongers for the crime of pulling out their tongues! ”

Yulan deliberately said seriously, and there was a gasping sound around her, and the daughter-in-law of the Wu family was like a sifting chaff, saying that she heard what the mother-in-law of the Wang family in the village said, and it happened that the mother-in-law of the Wang family was also present, and jumped out to scold her mother, and said that she heard it from the daughter-in-law of the Li family, and the daughter-in-law of the Li family jumped out to identify the daughter-in-law of the Zhang family, and after some identification, she turned back to the daughter-in-law of the Wu family.

The daughter-in-law of the Wu family was so angry that she almost vomited blood, and she was obviously kicked out of the black pot, and in the face of everyone's accusations in unison, her eyes were red in a hurry. Seeing her man coming over with Lu Zhong and others, he cried and rushed over, "I was wronged to death!" Husband, save me! ”

Figuring out what happened, Chen Shun, a man from the Chen family, was still very reasonable, and gave his hand to Qi Shan and Lu Zhong to apologize: "The women in the family don't know how to be polite and offended, for the sake of me helping to go into the water to find someone just now, just spare my wife, and I will strictly control her in the future to prevent her from causing trouble again." ”

Qi Shan was just creating a momentum to scare her. Yulan also wanted to take the opportunity to dispel this rumor. When the goal is achieved, it will no longer be pursued, and a farce will end like this.

When Lu Xiaoyi returned home, he first changed his wet clothes, and then stood in the hall to be trained. I only heard Yulan reprimand fiercely: "You are so bold that you can reach the sky!" You said. Did you collude with the magpies? ”

Lu Xiaoyi corrected. "Mother, it's not collusion, it's a little understanding!"

"I don't care what you two are! I can see it at a glance. What kind of person is my girl, I, as a mother, know best, are you deliberately scaring Mrs. Chen! "Magnolia is very serious.

Lu Xiaoyi nodded and explained honestly, "Well, they bullied people, so I threw the wooden basin into the stream for her, and she accidentally pushed me into the water, I just wanted to scare her, and by the way, I helped her get the basin back!" ”

Yulan slapped on the table and said, "Nonsense! How can human lives be so hasty! No matter how wrong Mrs. Chen is, how can you scold her by scolding and scolding! ”

Lu Xiaoyi laughed and said: "Mother, don't discipline me, I was originally just to scare her, who wants Aunt Wu to be so angry!" Fortunately, there are magpies to help me cover, and I solved the rumors by mistake, mother, how can I say that I also have credit, don't train me, okay? Lu Xiaoyi began to be coquettish.

Yulan didn't know that Lu Xiaoyi was super watery, and she was worried that she would hurt herself by being so strong and ruthless, and sighed: "I went into the water to save people last year, and I almost lost my life, and this year I came out again, do you say you want to make me angry to death!" How capable you are! Is there a lot of fun in the water? ”

Lu Xiaoyi stepped forward and grabbed Yulan's arm, and promised softly: "Mother, I'm not a child anymore, I know what I'm doing, I won't risk my life!" ”

Yulan poked her forehead, "How old are you, you have eaten the courage of an ambitious leopard, and you dare to go in the water and fire!" ”

Lu Xiaoyi rubbed his head against Magnolia, "Mother, in fact, I'm most afraid of death, I dare to jump twice in the water, and I definitely don't dare to go in the fire!" ”

Yulan patted her head, "Okay, okay, I still have to bake cakes, your father and they went to the Yu family again, you go to the field to pick some melons and vegetables and come back, let's cook early in the evening, the Qi family father and son have to rush back to the city after dinner." ”

Lu Xiaoyi came out of the hall and saw Xiao Ding Xiaogeng waiting outside the door, looking at her with a concerned face, Lu Xiaoyi said, "Hey! What are you two doing? ”

The two rushed over, hugging Lu Xiaoyi on the left and right, and Xiao Geng cried even more, "Brother Feng said you drowned, woo!" I don't believe it, I'm going to come to you by the stream, and he won't let me come! ”

Xiao Ding said: "Brother Feng is teasing us, didn't you see him laughing?" ”

Xiao Geng wiped his tears and said aggrievedly: "He laughed so terrible, I believe it!" ”

Lu Xiaoyi's mind immediately appeared Qi Feng's evil smile, this second person actually did such a thing, she didn't know whether she was alive or dead, he ran to scare the little brother and sister, it was really too much.

"Where's the madman?" Lu Xiaoyi gritted his teeth.

Xiao Ding covered his mouth and smiled, "Brother Feng may have jumped, and he jumped to Brother Liang's house on one leg." ”

"Forget it, don't care about him, let's pick melons and vegetables!"

Xiao Ding ran to the backyard to get the vegetable basket, Xiao Geng blew the whistle to call out the little gray ash, and drove to the vegetable field with a complete lineup, Lu Pozi hugged Xiaofeng and caught up, and asked, "Where to go?" "When I learned that I was going to the vegetable field, I gladly went with it!

Along the way, when encountering the villagers' concerned inquiries, Lu Xiaoyi responded enthusiastically. No matter how these people talk about it on weekdays, they are not evil people in essence, and they will lend a helping hand when they encounter something that is critical to their lives. Looking back at myself, I also have a lot of shortcomings, relying on myself to be a little clever and not thinking about things.

Lu Xiaoyi reflected on his own mistakes, and then thought about Yulan's teachings on weekdays, and secretly warned himself that he should think more about doing things in the future, and treat people and things appropriately.

Mrs. Lu is different, she intuitively feels that there is something strange about Xiao Yi falling into the water, not like Xiao Yi said afterwards, she even believes the words of the daughter-in-law of the Wu family, it was Mrs. Chen who pushed Xiao Yi into the water, Mrs. Lu repeatedly smacked Mrs. Chen's previous words and deeds, from the first timidity and fear, to the later ecstasy, it was not as simple as Xiao Yi helping her to scoop up the pot!

Moreover, the daughter-in-law of the Wu family and Mrs. Chen wore a pair of pants, how could they come out to correct them for no reason? Mrs. Lu thought about it and came to a conclusion, that is, Xiao Yi was too kind-hearted and didn't want to make a big deal about it, and she couldn't bear to see Mrs. Chen being kidnapped and sent to see the official, well! It must be so!

So, Mrs. Lu sang against Lu Xiaoyi all the way.

For example, now, Liu Bao's grandmother Liu Pozi grabbed Xiao Yi and said, "What about Xiao Yi!" Why did you fall into the water again, I was so scared when I heard the news that my heart was about to jump out, last year you saved my family Bao'er is also a great blessing, now you must be careful, water and fire are ruthless! ”

Lu Xiaoyi smiled: "Granny Liu, thank you for your concern, I'm fine, I'm just helping to get the pot." ”

Mrs. Lu said coldly: "Really? Can Lao Pot shout to kill people? Eighty percent of the Chen family's immortal pushes you! ”

The corners of Lu Xiaoyi's mouth twitched, he pretended to be stupid, and continued to say to Mrs. Liu: "I went into the water to chase the basin at that time, and I don't know what to do with Granny Chen and Aunt Wu, maybe it's a conflict!" ”

Mrs. Lu said coldly again: "Really? A good person who can wear a pair of pants suddenly has a contradiction, and eighty percent of it is the daughter-in-law of the Wu family who wants to clear up her involvement! ”

Lu Xiaoyi secretly rolled his eyes, and said in his heart: Grandmother, what kind of smart medicine have you taken, your brain is much better than before!

Mrs. Liu also saw that the ancestors of the Lu family were abnormal, and said with a smile: "There is a false alarm, it's okay if the person is fine!" He said to Mrs. Lu again: "This person, when you should pretend to be confused, you have to pretend to be confused, some things are too clear but not good!" ”

Mrs. Lu snorted coldly, "You want me to pretend to be confused, there is no door!" If it's really her murder of Xiao Yi, see how I clean her up! ”

Mrs. Liu smiled and excused herself.

Xiao Yi was curious: "Grandmother, how do you clean her up?" ”

Mrs. Lu was a little tired of holding Xiaofeng in her left hand, and then switched to her right hand, and then said lightly: "How she hurts you, I will clean her up!" I also pushed her into the water, and threw a wooden basin for her to hold and float! ”

Fortunately, I was able to throw a wooden basin for her, and I didn't do anything wrong.

When the grandparents and grandchildren arrived at the vegetable field, Mrs. Lu was afraid that the fluff on the melon leaves would sting Xiaofeng's face, so she called Xiaoding to help her hold her and stand on the ridge.

Xiao Yi went into the ground to pick melons and vegetables, Xiao Geng looked for insects to play, and Xiao Gray ran away early.

Mrs. Lu hunched her back and searched in her vegetable patch, Lu Xiaoyi glanced at it from time to time, and found that Mrs. Lu was pointing to what she was counting, and then listening carefully, her mouth really murmured, only to see that she counted the cucumbers and pumpkins, and counted the pumpkins and loofahs, and she was very busy.

That's what she's here for! Lu Xiaoyi's face was black, and he shouted: "Grandmother, what are you doing!" ”

Mrs. Lu was counting the eggplants, and complained angrily: "What are you shouting, just remember to count, I forgot it again as soon as you interrupted!" Then I started counting the eggplants again.

The melons and fruits are growing and dropping every day, what is the point of your points? Isn't it to guard against the big house! Lu Xiaoyi was speechless.

After Lu Pozi counted the eggplants, she asked Lu Xiaoyi to help count them, scratching her head, oh no, the cucumbers and loofahs she had just counted forgot and counted them again, and asked Xiao Ding to help remember the number of cucumbers, Xiao Geng to remember the number of loofahs, and she herself to remember the number of pumpkins.

It's so tiring! Lu Xiaoyi said: "Grandmother, a bad pen is better than a good memory, let my father buy you some paper and pen another day, you can memorize the paper!" ”

Mrs. Lu hated her, "What do you mean?" Knowing that I was illiterate, he deliberately said it to stab me. ”

Lu Xiaoyi teased her, "Let Xiao Geng study next year, and he will teach you when he comes back!" ”

Unexpectedly, Mrs. Lu had the heart to learn, and said happily: "Okay! Just learn a few numbers, save me counting and forgetting, tossing people over and over again! ”

Are you tired!

Mrs. Lu was obviously not tired, and imagined: "In the future, I will count the buds in the field, and forget the wheat, I can't count them." ”

Lu Xiaoyi reminded: "Grandmother... There is no need to count the buds, a bud is a pole, and it is clear at a glance. ”

"yes, don't count the buds. Forget it, just count the melons and vegetables clearly, and some people in the province have stolen it without knowing it. ”

This is talking about Mrs. Lu, Lu Xiaoyi was extremely helpless, looked at Xiaoding, and shrugged helplessly when she saw her. (To be continued......)