Ye Xi entered the channel, probably because this channel had just been used, so although it had not started live broadcasting, there were still more than 100 viewers in the channel.

At this time, Ye Xi's advertisement has appeared on the homepage, and his "popularity" will increase rapidly in the next hour, but whether he can convert these popularity into real popularity depends on his own ability.

Ye Xi put up the dance music he had just prepared, as a professional anchor, Ye Xi did not sing at the beginning, but said very enthusiastically: "Hello audience and friends, I hope that the majority of candidates will cherish the terrifying 'breakup day' as the horror of the 'breakup day' is approaching, as the saying goes, the old will not go, the new will not come, and if you don't give up this crooked neck tree, how can you get a whole forest?" ”

"The day of the breakup? What the heck? ”

"Haha, I know, the anchor is talking about the college entrance examination, right?"

", it's true, I've been admitted to college, and everyone is going their separate ways, isn't this the day of the breakup?"

"Anchor high-energy ......"

"Damn, what's going on? Where's my orange? ”

"The anchor's appearance is so handsome, where did you get it?"

"The anchor's eyes are so beautiful, huh? Is it born? ”

"Poof, on the day of the breakup, the anchor is so funny! I will reward you with 1,000 Tianlai coins for this sentence. (1 Huaxia coin)"

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Because Ye Xi had just finished the live broadcast in the other world, he still maintained the appearance of the live broadcast at this time.

The delicate face is painted with light makeup, combed a handsome plane head, clean, handsome but without losing the masculine beauty of men, because with red contact lenses, the whole person exudes a sense of evil beauty.

Ye Xi ignored the information on the public screen, shook his body and head to the rhythm, and after about two or three seconds, he paused the music again.

"The first sentence is given to all the men here, men are most afraid of three things in this life, the misunderstanding of brothers, the tears of daughters-in-law, the grievances of parents, no matter how expensive your cigarettes are, I will still light the lighter for you, people, not too expensive, you look down on me, I may not be able to afford you, Chao!"

"You're lighting a lighter for you with expensive cigarettes, I'll still light it for you, the anchor said it is too good."

The music played, Ye Xi continued to sway, and after about five or six seconds, his voice sounded again.

"When I said that I had not reviewed the history exam in the third year of junior high school, I saw that most of the questions could not be answered, so I got up and left the examination room.

The teacher was surprised and asked, "That candidate, what are you doing in the exam?" ”

I held my head high and said proudly, "We teenagers should pay more attention to the future...... Haha (still sound) ......"

"Poof! ~”

"Anchor high-energy ......"

"Damn, I've decided, and I'll do the same next time I take the history exam."

"Posture is ......"

"+1 ...... up posture"

"The day before yesterday, a friend's younger brother was playing games at home, and his mother came back suddenly, which frightened him, if it was to watch some small movies or something, it would be good to turn it off, but he was playing a game, and he was playing martial arts league, if he turned it off now, it would pit his four friends, and he would become a primary school student, he finally finished high school and was ready to take the university entrance examination, how could he become a primary school student?

So I kept playing.

When his mother got home, she was anxious when she saw him playing games, "Xiao Ming, why is your heart so big, when are you still playing games, don't you want to go to college?" ”

In the face of fucking numbers, Xiao Ming didn't care, and said very calmly; "Aren't I playing games for the future?"

When his mother heard this, she was confused, "What does this game have to do with you in the future?" ”

The music continued to play, and the audience was immediately dissatisfied.

"streamer, I'm going to call the police."

"The anchor is so annoying, he gets stuck when it comes to ...... critical moment"

"9494, what does this game have to do with you in the future?"

"Beloved, Ben Xi rewarded Ye Xi with 188 Tianlai coins, and the anchor's speed said why."

"Stupid to death, when a pro gamer is been."

"Don't sell it, say it quickly."

"Hurry up, say it, say it quickly, say it quickly, say it quickly......"

"Xiao Ming said this to his mother at the time, isn't there an old saying, how big the heart is, how big the stage is......"

"Beloved, orange rewarded Ye Xi with 666 Tianlai coins, what he said makes sense, I am speechless......"

"The eldest prince rewarded Ye Xi with 666 Tianlai coins......"

"I'm your grandfather rewarding Ye Xi with 66 days of coins......"

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Yesterday, my cousin went on a blind date, and the woman said proudly after meeting: "I am grade 10 in piano, level 6 in clarinet, and level 8 in English, what are your specialties?" ”

When my cousin heard the woman's words, he looked at the woman with disdain, "Cut, don't you even exceed the tenth level to show anything?" My martial arts world (the world's most popular online game, you can associate it with World of Warcraft) is more than sixty levels! ”

"Hua Langying rewarded Ye Xi with 66 Tianlai coins, the anchor is too funny......"

"Hua Xiyue rewarded Ye Xi with 66 Tianlai coins, and I laughed and smoked ......"

"Kneel down and reward Ye Xi with 188 Tianlai coins, haha......"

"The little comic rewarded Ye Xi with 555 Tianlai coins, laughing and crying......"

"This anchor is so funny."

"This anchor's cousin is even funnier."

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"A classmate of mine in college was tired of countless brain cells, and wrote a love letter to the girl he liked, I didn't see the specific content, but the signature was, 'I answered this exam paper and waited for your admission notice!! ”

"How's it going, isn't it very literary? Isn't it lofty? My classmate came back and bragged to me, but he was stupid after the girl replied to the letter, so I snatched the letter and looked at it, and sprayed it directly. ”

Ye Xi played the music again and shook his head.

And the audience watching the live broadcast was also very cooperative and asked, "And then?" ”

"What did the girl come back from?"

"I agreed?"

"I don't agree?"

……

Looking at Ye Xi, who was constantly swiping the screen, he smiled slightly, because he found that the audience below had risen to more than 300 people, he cleared his throat and said in a calm tone: "The quota is full."

"Poof......

"I squirted ...... too"

"Same ......"

The movies and music in this world are quite developed, but talk shows are not very developed, so everyone's laughter is very low.

Ye Xi's small jokes can only be called average, but they make everyone laugh, and some tourists who are looking for a room quickly become his loyal viewers after passing by Ye Xi's room, and stop in Ye Xi's live broadcast room.

It's only been less than five minutes, and the audience in the live broadcast room has reached 578, and this number is still increasing rapidly.