No.583 Oversized
And when they were all so anxious that they were bald, Wang Jian was lying leisurely on the hill behind the house at the moment, holding a dog's tail grass in his mouth, enjoying the warm majesty and warm sun of the autumn afternoon.
Brother Tiger lay with his head on top of his head, looking at the seemingly edible wild fruits that Tianer and Yang Yue picked up on the research ground, and watching the wild birds that they had often seen since childhood jumping up and down on the trees looking for food.
It's been three days since I came here, and in the past three days, Wang Jian seems to have returned to the days when he was a wild boy without restraint. This feeling of being separated from the world made him extremely useful.
Even the tiger brother, who has always been restless, has stabilized, lazily enjoying home-cooked food and unpolluted sunshine every day, and his temperament has become less impatient, and even occasionally he can pop up a little bit of the petty bourgeois poet mood of the Song Dynasty Yonggu self-guided tour,
"Ah, this naivety is fucking blue." Brother Tiger took a deep breath: "I'll sing to you." β
"I'm not interested, your singing is worse than mine." Wang Jian muttered with half-closed eyes: "I was just about to fall asleep when you woke me up." β
"The most important thing in this life is to be happy. You see, I have a great time every day. β
"You're a brute, of course you're happy."
"What kind of beast am I? You say, you say, 'What kind of beast am I?' I'm just thinking about the chubby little steamed buns, is this wrong? Is there one? As a sturdy male, free from physical or mental illness, it is both reasonable and logical that I want a girl I like. Do you care about the heavens and the earth, or do you care about me shitting, farting, and flirting with girls? Brother Tiger squirted a bunch of words in one breath: "Don't tell me, you don't worry about it at all, you dreamed last night that you were taking a bath with Jin Chubby, and others don't know about it, I don't know?" You sullen scumbag. β
"That's obviously your dream, why are you spewing blood."
"I wipe ...... You've learned to turn corners and curse now. Brother Tiger grabbed it with one claw, but Wang Jian quickly dodged it, and then Brother Tiger jumped up and crossed his waist and pointed at Wang Jian and scolded: "Little beast, eat grandpa!" β
And Wang Jian didn't bother to take care of it, just turned his head sideways: "Let me ask you a question, what do you mean by inaction." β
"You're talking to me about this? I'm a rough billet. I don't know. You let me kill someone, I don't have any pressure on the last girl, you discuss personality with me, and ask when you conjure up a third personality. Brother Tiger flicked his tail and walked behind Tianji, holding her waist with both hands, and sitting with his buttocks shrugged and lewd movements: "Look, I think this is the true meaning of life." Fuck doing nothing, not doing nothing. β
"Hey, you should be more conscious, you are molesting my wife in broad daylight."
"How sober are you, that's also my wife." Brother Tiger walked to Wang Jian's side with his tail wagging his tail: "What are you planning to do when you recruit all the people?" β
"I don't think there's anything hidden here, I can't get it by myself. There must be a protected area here, and no one must break the feng shui here. Wang Jian said very strictly: "If we let others know about the storage of that place, we may really have nothing." I can't be here all the time. β
"Our dad has been here for so many years, can't you learn from him? I think this is the place where I can roam freely. β
Wang Jian sat up: "You know what? Daddy is here for the safety of this place. But do you know what the safest protection is? β
"It's for everyone to have." Brother Tiger nodded: "But you don't even know what the things in the door are, how can you be so sure that they are those classics of the master's sect?" β
"I feel it, I think it's the size of our division. The gold, silver, and jewels were weakened. Cadres are all this kind of super national treasure outside the door, what do you think it will be inside? Is there a dragon sealed? β
"Don't make a fuss...... Why don't you say Harry Potter is in it? β
As he was talking, Tianren Er jumped over and ran over: "Ah Jian Ah Jian, the convoy has come down from the mountain!" β
When Wang Jian heard this, he jumped up from the ground and ran down the mountain with Tiantian Er and Yang Yue humming. After descending the mountain, Wang Jian was stunned...... This fleet is quite impressive. The people who got out of the car, in addition to the brothers and disciples of the master, there was also a heavyweight boss......
"I'm rubbing and I've summoned the great god." Brother Tiger flicked his tail and circled around the super boss twice: "Well, there is an aura." β
And after Wang Jian's initial surprise, there were not too many changes in his feelings. just clasped his hands into fists and made a simple salute, but what he didn't expect was that the boss actually had the experience of holding fists, and then gave Wang Jian a look.
"It's the toad pond in front of you." Wang Jian tilted his head, and then looked at the group of black-clothed people who were on full alert behind him: "It's still a private interview with Weifu." β
The boss smiled: "It's not time to make it public. β
Wang Jian nodded: "Follow me." β
Wang Jian brought a bunch of people to the mouth of the toad. Then in front of everyone, he used the Qiankun pestle to reopen the passage yesterday, and then under the surprise of everyone, Wang Jian took the lead in walking in. And the big guy actually followed Wang Jian alone.
In fact, this person is the same when he is in front of him, and he is another when he is behind. Although he is a super boss, he is well-informed, and he also holds the guy who destroys the miè world in his hand. But when he saw the wall that shocked Tianren Er yesterday, he also looked at it like a curious child for a long time, and the excited Cheng Dù was definitely no less than when Wang Jian saw it for the first time yesterday.
"It's a good thing, it's a good thing...... the big guy stared at the little people on the wall and the gadgets in their hands or around them, and his mouth was amazed: "It's a pity...... It's a pity. β
"It's a pity. There are only thirty of the hundred techniques left, and I feel a little sorry for my ancestors. Wang Jian sighed: "This is all national art." β
The big guy also sighed after hearing this, until the two came to the door: "Can't be opened here?" β
Wang Jian shook his head silently: "I lost the key to open the door......"
"Find! Get it back! The big guy's eyes widened, and his momentum was like a rainbow: "No matter what, you have to get it back!" β
Wang Jian shrugged: "It's very difficult for me to be alone. β
"Alone?" The big guy suddenly smiled and muttered: "One person ......"
And when the two of them returned to the ground, none of them spoke, but reached out to shake Wang Jian's hand when the big guy got into the car, and then made an OK gesture at him. Then, in everyone's confused eyes, the big guy's car drove away, leaving no clouds......
But only fifteen minutes later, Liuliu found Wang Jian with an excited face. Panting and said, "Three...... Third brother, you can really do it! β
Wang Jian was also stunned: "What's wrong?" β
"My uncle just received a notice that our county is directly under the central government......" Liuliu could stumble and eat under his feet as he spoke, and in front of Wang Jian: "I directly allocated a lot of money...... Said to protect us! β
Wang Jian turned his head and glanced at his father-in-law, and then asked, "What do you say?" β
Liuliu took a deep breath: "The development right of this is directly under the central government, and whoever else moves will lose his head!" And there are already a lot of military vehicles in the county. β
Wang Jian sighed, turned his head and said to the old man: "This is going to be real." β
"No, whoever got to that position. Leaving a name for the ages is what they want. Who doesn't want to be an emperor through the ages to have fun. The old man touched his chin: "The development right here will be in our door if nothing else, so ...... It's quite a large-scale project. I'm interested. β
Wang Jian blinked: "Such a big deal......"
"Now our goal is to try our best to get the key back, then crack it, and open the door to see what's inside. Anyway, whether it's an astrological technique or a trick, it's best to be accepted, and ......" The old man paused for a moment: "And it can be said." Once the sect is re-established, it will definitely regain its brilliance in less than thirty years. β
After listening to this, Wang Jian felt a special sense of accomplishment when he thought about it, and took a deep breath: "Then I will do my best!" β
"What are you doing? You have to take your time and walk methodically now. In any case, there must be absolutely zero casualties. No one in the sect is missing, everyone is missing a door, and if there is one less, there is a lack of one! If the things in the door are not what we want, then the loss of any door is a big loss of vitality. The old man patted Wang Jian's shoulder: "As the master of the door, your responsibility is huge." β
"It's also a lot of pressure." Brother Tiger and Wang Jian said in unison: "It's so painful......"
And at this time, Yang Yue also probed his brain and walked over: "I didn't read it wrong just now, right......"
"If you mess around, you're in big trouble." The old man said half-jokingly: "It doesn't matter if you are CIA or not." β
"I know, I'm just here to look for my relatives now."
"There is also a search for relatives. After I got the news, I will help you check, your father's name is Wang Xiao. He is the apprentice of the sixth master and the heir of the tiger stripes of the previous generation. β
"Wait!" Wang Jian stretched out his hand and interrupted the words of the old man: "You mean tiger stripes?" That is, the heir of the door master? β
"Yes, Master. But he died violently for no reason, and it was said that he was assassinated, so ......" The old man sighed: "No matter how detailed it is, you have to explore it yourself." All I know is that he is the heir of the master Bo. β
Wang Jian glanced at Yang Yue: "Then what about her brother?" β
"I really don't know, after that fire, everything disappeared." The old man was silent for a moment, and said to Yang Yue, "But since he can send you out before." If you are spared a catastrophe, then your brother should definitely be sent away. β
"But where is he?"
"Look at fate, who knows where he went." The old man shrugged: "No, go to the mud bodhisattva for divination, it's a barbarian spirit." It's just that he doesn't give it a hexagram, and he doesn't dare to play around now. Wang Jian sighed, turned around and touched Yang Yue's head: "Since you are my senior brother's daughter, then it will be the same as my daughter, I will help you find it." β
"Go, go, go, don't take advantage of me." Yang Yue chased Wang Jian like a fly: "It's best if you can find it, and if you can't find it, there's no way for me......"
And the natural two, who had been eating wild fruits next to him and numb his tongue, suddenly said with his tongue wide open: "Dad, Dad." Is it because you're here that you're out there? β
"Straighten your tongue and speak."
Natural two sticks out the tongue that is dyed purple: "Ma off Lak ......"
"You are also married, why are you still like a child......" The old man hated iron and steel: "That, you are ready to prepare, I will take over here." I'll keep up, so don't worry about it. β
Wang Jian thought for a while: "I'm afraid of my ...... illness"
"Your illness is not a disease, it is a demon. The demons of the heart originate from the heart and stop at the heart. Something that doesn't matter. The old man looked Wang Jian up and down a few times: "Remember eight words." Have a clear conscience, but too much. β
Wang Jian sighed, turned his head to look at Tian Er, and then took her hand: "Go." Then let's go back! Then I'm going to have a general assembly. β
"Don't worry, I haven't told you about this period of time."
The old man handed Wang Jian a cigarette: "Let's go, go over there." Lord of the Gate. β
"Dad...... He was fat and old. β
"Straighten your tongue!"
Natural Er stretched out his tongue again helplessly: "Why is it numb......
Wang Jian and his father-in-law covered their foreheads at the same time, and they didn't even look at their immediate family......
And the two of them both abandoned Tiantian Er and stepped aside to command, and the old man told Wang Jian all the actions of the Gate of Heaven in the past two days. After Wang Jian heard this, he was stunned and couldn't speak for a long time.
"If I'm not mistaken, the book has already been handed over to the Heavenly Society by the traitor brothers, and they have already begun to drill into it."
Wang Jian was silent for a moment: "I'll take someone and let her spit it out for me." β
"No hurry, it's not the time yet. I always felt like there was going to be a good show coming up. Let's just watch. And you don't have to rush those books, if it's yours, it will always be yours, and if it's not yours, it will never be yours, and the development time here is still long, so it's actually no good to open that door too early. β
Wang Jian thought about it and felt that what the old man said was reasonable. So he also began to settle down, but then the task he assigned to Wang Jian made Wang Jian a little confused.
"Now, focus on grabbing territory. Do what you love best. β
"What's the matter?"
"What's your favorite?"
Brother Tiger replied: "Pop and pop with your daughter." β
"your grandma's ......" Wang Jian kicked Tiger Jun in a false way, and then looked at the old man embarrassedly: "That shadow of mine...... Spray feces all over your mouth. β
"It's okay, just leave it alone and do what you like best."
Wang Jian coughed: "Kuang supports justice, rewards the good and punishes the evil......"
"Hmm......" The old man Renjun clenched his hand into a fist, put it to his mouth and coughed a few times: "The soil is a little dirt." But the rest of the work, you can do it. We can't afford to fight with heaven right now, all we have to do is wait for them to reflect and find out that they are surrounded by us. β
"This can be there." Wang Jian glanced at Brother Tiger: "I want to ...... Someone would definitely be willing to do it. β
Following Wang Jian's eyes, the old man nodded: "That's good." β
And after saying that, the old man who came like the wind took his disciples and went like the wind again, without taking a single cloud with him......
"Did the boss tell you about Sema?" Natural two on top. Pulling his numb tongue, he asked Wang Jian cutely: "Can you tell me to listen?" β
Wang Jian smiled slightly: "I was authorized to ......"
"Authorized?" Yang Yue grinned: "Isn't it still the commander of the light pole?" β
"Yes, but I can now fight back against anyone who tries to harm me, and if I'm abroad, I'll be protected by all intelligence agents' movements and remotely. Sounds amazing. I have a submarine to sit on......"
"This is really good...... "Natural two clapped his hands: "Now you don't have to be tied hands and feet." β
And then, Wang Jian didn't accept too much stimulation, anyway, he thought it was absolutely right to listen to his father-in-law's words, so what was the first step...... It should be to go to the greater Taiwan region and visit the unambitious old hero.
As for rewarding the good and punishing the evil......
"Okay, good, I like it the most!" Brother Tiger suddenly changed from a cute mascot to a hungry tiger with fur on his back, and his voice became manic: "It's been a long time since I cannibalized people!" Hahahaha! β
This burst of laughter surprisingly did not make Wang Jian shudder, but there was a hearty refreshment, and even became the same as Brother Tiger, looking forward to the super pleasure that was about to be brought.
"Look, look, your husband is going to transform again." Yang Yue tugged at the sleeve of Natural Er: "Hurry up and look, it's so scary." β
The natural Eryi Brain, who was squatting by the stream and washing his tongue, turned around, glanced at Wang Jian, coughed, and said coquettishly: "Ah Jian...... Let's help someone. β
"Come to the ......" Brother Tiger's voice instantly became soft, and Wang Jian also changed with him, changing from fierce to stupid without warning, and then ran in the direction of Natural Er.
"Oh...... This strange couple. Yang Yue pinched her forehead: "It's hopeless." β
And when he saw Wang Jian gently blowing his eyes for Tianren, Yang Yue simply turned his head. He said to himself, "I want a boyfriend too...... Boyfriend......"
"You can try it with me." Dawei didn't know when he appeared next to him: "I think you're almost enough, I'm sent back to pick you up." βββ
Mid-Autumn Festival Gift, Super Powerful Explosion...... For the sake of character, for love, for the sake of a qiΔ qiΔ like my teenagers and girls...... Of course, there are quite a few middle-aged and elderly uncles. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival, family reunion, all the best, and a prosperous New Year.
Well...... Although there are strange things mixed in, the meaning has not changed, thank you for your support.