Zhang He is a person who is very good at 'acting'. In other words, they are very good at lying with their mannerisms and expressions.

Pretending to be stupid is undoubtedly the most suitable lie to hide your true thoughts in daily life.

As has been emphasized in the previous article, Zhang He is actually a very smart person. And smart people pretend to be stupid...... That's stupid!

But there are some things, let alone fools, even mentally retarded people can't do it.

For example, after Zhang He spit on Wenxiu's leg, he stretched out his hand and touched the little girl's leg - the conscience of heaven and earth! Zhang He can swear that this action is completely sincere, wanting to wipe the little girl clean instead of taking the opportunity to eat tofu!

But it's not something you can do without that kind of idea!

Although the little girl Wenxiu doesn't look very old, because she awakened her superpowers very early, she is also very skilled in the use of superpowers, and her first reaction when facing the groping pig hand is not to block her thighs, but to quickly lift her blouse-

In the whirlpool pattern on his stomach, the spurting torrent instantly rushed away Zhang He!

Although he also washed away all the blood stains on Zhang He's body by the way, he ...... Any good young man who has been guarding himself like a jade for 20 years can't be in a peaceful mood after being squirted out of the girl's body and washed away!

So Zhang He took it for granted that he was cowardly.

And I felt an inexplicable ...... in my heart that is difficult to describe in words Pleasure.

Thanks to this Yankong world, a bloody case was avoided.

Although this little girl named Wenxiu is a little flat, she is indeed quite beautiful.

Besides, 'Ping' itself is a cute point! It's a presence worth taking care of!

On the way back to the Yushi Branch, in the cabin of the special service car, Zhang He sat in the corner, thinking about life.

Lin Zhong, the captain of this small group, and Zhu Zhien, the deputy captain of this small group, were in the cab, while the little girl with the full name Lin Wenxiu, the bone spur man named Wang Wei, and another taciturn and facial paralyzed secret agent, Fang Rui, were in the cabin with Zhang He.

Zhang He's face was expressionless, Lin Wenxiu lowered his head and played with his mobile phone, and Fang Rui, who was paralyzed, was always silent. Only the bone spur man Wang Weiluo was a little talkative, and expressed unbearable silence in the cabin at this moment.

So he raised his hand and reached into Fang Rui's pocket and took out a cigarette and a lighter, poured out one and put it in his mouth, and then handed the cigarette case to Zhang He: "Dude, have one?" ”

Pulling out a cigarette is extremely skillful, and it's obviously not the first time I've done it.

Zhang He came back to his senses: "Huh? Thanks, I don't smoke. ”

Wang Wei didn't care, anyway, someone just had to talk to him, and after lighting the cigarette in his mouth, he stuffed the cigarette and lighter back into Fang Rui's pocket and took a puff.

"Shhhh Ugh! How old is it? ”

Zhang He was stunned: "Twenty." ”

"Oh......" Wang Wei looked at Zhang He and glanced at Lin Wenxiu with his eyes: "Is there a target?" ”

Zhang He blinked, and suppressed the urge to hurt people: "There will be." ”

Hearing Zhang He say this, Wang Wei was stunned, and said in his heart, why doesn't this kid seem to be happy? Didn't you see the hint in my eyes just now? Or do you like Mimi's big? It's fine if you don't see it, if it's the latter......

As for the 'if' of 'if you see this look suggesting that you deliberately say that there is no object', it is not valid at all. As an old driver, Wang Wei could tell at a glance whether Zhang He had a girlfriend. In Wang Wei's words, it is 'a face without a girlfriend'.

It's not about IQ, it's purely fine...... Mistakes, experience.

So the old driver Wang Wei was only stunned for a short moment, then leaned forward slightly, staring at Zhang He to let his eyes see his eyes clearly - he glanced at Lin Wenxiu on the other side with his eyes again.

"It's handsome, and it's a top student of Yuzhou University, how can such an excellent young man not have a girlfriend?"

This is throwing a message to Zhang He, as long as Zhang He doesn't answer the call too badly, it will attract the attention of the little girl next door. Foreshadowing.

Zhang He pursed his lips, looked at Wang Wei deeply, and said word by word: "Because!" For! I! diao！ Big! ”

"......" Wang Wei took a puff of his cigarette, feeling that the topic could not be continued.

He took one last look at Zhang He and felt that this person deserved to have a face without a girlfriend.

Although it's not ugly, I think this guy shouldn't have a girlfriend after watching it.

No... Modify it, it's not supposed to, it's deserved!

Wang Wei scolded fiercely in his heart, and the cabin fell silent again.

But that's just an episode.

Wang Wei, who wants to find a boyfriend for his sister who has rot cancer and the cancer has spread to the entire brain and entered the advanced stage of rot cancer, is not wrong. Even if you don't see from Zhang He's face that he doesn't have a girlfriend, the one he received from the headquarters on the way to track Zhang He before, in all the files from Zhang He since he was a child, he also knows that this young man has not only never been in love, but even 20 years old has not even touched the hands of women other than relatives a few times.

And he is also a top student of Yuzhou University, and he has a good personality.

Although the pure enhancement superpower is a bit low, it is definitely suitable for protecting others.

Zhang He, who feels that he has been ridiculed, is not wrong. Twenty years of singleness is not his will, but the choice of the Gate of the Destiny Stone!

Let's not talk about kindergarten, starting from elementary school......

When he was in elementary school, Zhang He didn't think there was any difference between boys and girls, at most, the girls didn't like to play 'Ultraman vs. Monsters' during recess, so he had to guess boxing with his friends every day between classes, divided into Ultraman group and monster group, running around the playground and beating each other, Zhang He naturally didn't have a problem with the girls.

And then there's junior high school - junior high school is the peak period of early love, after all, high school is also early, but it's not particularly early - in junior high school, this girl is obsessed with reading novels and playing games, and especially likes to read the fight plots in novels, such as "How X Eggs Are Made"... But!

Be careful about this 'but'!

However, the plots in the novel about pickled girls and popping, this grandson has never skipped directly!

From this point alone, he deserves to have a girlfriendless face!

How can you not be curious about physiology at all!?

And then there's the high school years – it's not too common for students to fall in love at this stage! Even the school's leaders could only turn a blind eye. But Zhang He is still the little white flower that 'comes out of the mud without staining'. When the classmates were carrying out vigorous matching activities, Zhang He, who was still a good boy with clear eyebrows and eyes at that time, and had not begun to gain weight, was already a game master who could sweep the entire school CS and KOF worlds.

It's been three years of college e-sports!

It wasn't until the end of the third year of high school that the game comrades around him got off their orders one after another, and Zhang He felt lonely in hindsight, but it was too late. Basically, as long as it's not a girl with a bad personality, there will already be a master at that time.

So I had to put my mind into studying. After half a semester of assault, he was admitted to Yuzhou University, which is also well-known in the world.

After going to college, I met Shen Qing, who was the same figure as a primary school student.

Shen Qing's small body contains the power of nuclear bomb death, and there is also a certificate of mild schizophrenia in a mental hospital......

And the story of Shen Qing, who has already succeeded in dying, can write a short story if he is serious, so I will not mention it here for the time being, but only one thing: On the first day of enrollment, the grandson climbed to the top floor of the main building of Yuzhou University in the early morning, stood on the guardrail and peed down against the wind.

School leaders rushed to the main building before the police arrived, trying to persuade the young man, who was suspected of being suicidal, to come down. And Zhang He was one of the onlookers who rushed to the top floor.

In order to grab a better position, an old man was also pushed away.

Later, I learned that the old man was the vice principal.

Shen Qing, who was just feeling the urge to urinate when he was breathing, and didn't want to pee on the ground and splash wet shoes, was keenly aware that the school leaders had misunderstood him, but he didn't say anything, but took this opportunity to go to the two-person dormitory without military training and free of charge.

At that time, he still wanted the privilege of never failing the course, but was persuaded by the school leader: "Young people, don't be too greedy, it's a big deal that you jump from here and we will die in the net." You are the fish, and the school is the net. If the net is broken, it can be repaired, and the fish is dead... I can't be resurrected......"

Later, Zhang He was arranged to be in the same dormitory as Shen Qing, and the school also waived his accommodation fee.

However, Zhang He, who lived in the same dormitory as the mentally ill who died all day long, was not killed and did not apply for a dormitory transfer, and even lived happily, gradually, he also had a high reputation.

After that, he gave up on himself and became a fat man, until the 'elementary school student' finally succeeded in dying......

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I was pulled to play LOL on Saturday, played all day, ate and drank at the party at night, and drank high......

That's why I cut off...

Counting the eleven chapters I owe before, I remember it clearly!

I'm going to explode! Are you ready?

If you're ready, collect and recommend tickets!