Chapter 58: Hallucination! It must be a hallucination! 】
I spent a lot of time taking a closer look at the gauge.
I had to be extra careful! After all, I have deeply experienced the good fortune that rings bring me...... And after improper use, it brings bad luck! So I decided that I must not act recklessly before using the ring this time! Be sure to figure out exactly how to use the meter first! Try to avoid all the possibility of mistakes!
There is also a laptop next to the bed in the room, which I also asked Yan Di to help me bring from home in the past two days. At this moment, I turn on my computer and connect to the Internet. Landed on the same website about rings that I had browsed last time...... In fact, when I have nothing to do in the past two days, I often browse this website, trying to find something to come up with.
From what I know now. Obviously, the meter is critical.
Because the ring itself is like an amplifier, it can only greatly increase the reception power of the luck element in my brain. But the meter lets me know which activity I should choose to do that is in line with the law of luck so that I don't suffer from side effects!
First of all, let's measure which type of luck element I belong to.
Now I already know that the element of luck is divided into four types: red, orange, yellow and green, red sè represents wealth, orange sè represents peach blossom luck, yellow sè represents longevity, and green sè represents career luck. (See Chapter 16 for details). Each person is born with a different brain structure, and the degree of brain domain development is naturally different, so which element is most sensitive to receive is also different.
Therefore, it is necessary to use a measuring device to measure the person using the ring first. Find out which one you have the luckiest.
I carefully read the text on the computer screen again, took out the measuring device, and pinched it carefully.
There is a very small button on one end of the measuring instrument, I gently pressed it, it is a clearing device, as I pressed, the four faces on the liquid column quickly faded, all of them retreated to "0" degrees!
Then I squeezed the measuring instrument in my right hand, and the palm of my hand completely wrapped the metal handle at one end of the measuring instrument, and squeezed it tightly......
As I stared nervously at the four types of liquid columns on the measuring instrument...... After a minute, the liquid column began to change!
First, the liquid column of the orange sè slowly grew, starting from 0 and slowly increasing to 15, and then continued to climb......
Orange sè, peach blossom luck?
I'm a little depressed, am I just lucky?
But fortunately, then the liquid column of red sè representing fortune also moved, and it moved even faster than orange sè! In less than a moment, it was already on par with the liquid column of the orange sè! Then the green sè career luck, and the yellow sè longevity luck are also slowly squirming......
I breathed a sigh of relief, feeling more and more nervous, and faintly looking forward to it......
Finally, after five minutes, all the scales stopped and no longer increased.
I picked up the gauge and raised it to take a closer look at the scale numbers where the liquid column was staying......
"Fortune 90, Peach Blossom Fortune 96, Career Fortune 93, Longevity Fortune 91......"
I muttered, and quickly pulled up a table on the website, comparing my measurements against the data recorded on it...... Then, I froze!
"Wouldn't it? Could it be that Lao Tzu is the legendary king's spirit? "I gasped!
It is clearly written on the screen: all scales are full of 100, and individual items over 60 are grade C, over 70 are grade B, over 80 are grade A, and over 90 are grade S!
And ordinary people, generally have a grade A or above, which is good, and a S-level is a very successful person! Because the average person's brain domain development is usually only sensitive to one element. And that kind of perverted cow who is very sensitive in the four lines is as rare as looking for a virgin in rìben......
That's it, I'm it! All of my four luck indices are above 90!!
4s ah! Four S-Rank!
According to the description on the page, such a person is almost a freak! A person who is S-level in all four categories, so what is the result?
It's very simple: "Successful career, group of different lovers, constant sexual encounters, good health and longevity, and super rich ...... at the same time"
Honestly, I was scared!
I, Chen Yang, grew up, in addition to getting high scores in physical education exams...... No one has ever told me that I'm a genius in any category!
And now someone suddenly told me: You are actually a very good monster person!
What does it feel like?
To be honest, I was a little stupid for a while, and I couldn't help but think: should I try it and see if I can exude the aura of a king?
I was very proud in my heart for a while, and when I slowly came back to my senses, I quickly looked at the second important thing:
The external cycle of the luck element's activity.
In other words, even if your own brain domain development is very suitable for the absorption of the four elements, the sensitivity is all S-level...... But it also depends on whether there is an element of luck in the outside air for you to absorb!
You must know that the luck substance in the air contains the four elements of red, orange, yellow and green, which change every day! With the rotation of the earth, different regions, gravity, cháo tides, climate, and even temperature and other external factors will change every day. Sometimes the air is full of the elements of wealth and fortune, and other times it is the other elements that are active......
Well, it all depends on the individual's character!
The second function of the meter is to measure the element of luck in the air every day to see which activity is suitable for today......
I carefully studied the instructions on the website and came to the conclusion that the most correct way to use the ring is as follows:
For example, if I am suitable for a windfall and fortune according to the measurement results of the measuring instrument today, then I should buy a lottery ticket...... It must be noted that it is better for me not to wear a ring yet. Instead, when it's time to buy a lottery ticket, put it on, and after you buy it, take it off!
In this way, you can avoid unknowingly causing side effects......
Because, if you wear a ring and go out...... So what if you meet a certain beauty along the way and accidentally look at someone else...... And because the peach blossom luck in my own brain domain development is also S-level, it is especially easy to trigger peach blossom luck! If that happens, it's over! The fortune that was supposed to be carried out normally accidentally triggered the peach blossom luck...... Then what follows, obviously, is the terrible side effect!
I now finally understand why I've been so lucky!!
Because my own luck is xìng value, it is much higher than ordinary people!
If you want to be specific: if you are a person whose fortune is only C or B, even if you take a ring to buy a lottery ticket, you may not win the jackpot. Forcibly boosting your luck won't do much either. Because his genus xìng value base is low. But I'm different, a four-series S-level strongman like me is particularly easy to trigger luck events...... If you are not careful, it will lead to the backlash of side effects!
I sighed and pressed the zero button under the meter again, and the indicators on the meter slowly fell back. Then I put it on the head of my bed and stared at it for a while.
I saw that the peach blossom luck index of orange sè was slowly rising.
Well, it looks like I'm still going to kill Peach Blossom today!
I thought about it for a moment and put the ring away and left it on my finger. In the hospital for the time being, I don't need this yet. When I'm discharged from the hospital, it's probably time for me to shine!
Then I was in a good mood and beckoned Ah Mei, who was guarding the door, to come in.
As soon as she entered the door, she stared at me with a strange gaze in her eyes, with something extremely strange in her eyes.
"Hmm...... Are you done? Do you want me to throw something for you? Paper towels or something? Hehe, I can't see that you've been doing it for so long, it seems that you're quite strong......"
It took me half a minute to realize that this Niko was talking about "jerking off".
I froze suddenly, and then I held back enough strength to squeeze out two words from between my teeth: "I rì!" ”
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In the evening, Yan Di made a pot of pigeon soup for me to replenish my body. I have eaten well and slept well in the past two days, and I feel that I have grown several pounds of meat, and I am secretly worried in my heart. Recently, I was honestly injured and hospitalized, and my body was greatly affected, so it seems that after being discharged from the hospital this time, I have to practice well.
Yan Di mm held a thermos flask to feed me soup, and Ah Mei was also shameless to share a bowl of my sick meal and sit next to me while watching TV and eating, and took advantage of Yan Di's inattention to snatch a pigeon leg from my bowl......
Alas, this girl is getting more and more daring.
At this time, a news item on TV caught my attention again:
"News from this station, this morning in a county in the north of this province, the public security organs arrested several robbery suspects at large, the suspect is a native of xxx, has been in Nanjing, xx, xx, xx and other places to commit many crimes, robbery property is worth xxxxx, jǐng party in the process of arrest, the suspect carried out a fierce resistance to arrest, two jǐng cha were injured in the process of fighting, one suspect fell into the Yangtze River on the spot, and drowned after being rescued......"
I'm rì!
My first reaction was: this must be the robber who snatched the ring from the elevator manager!
This guy seems to be robbing with the help of the ring! Grab a lot of money! But it did not escape the side effects of the ring...... As a result, even a small life was given away......
The TV screen showed a little image of the guy who fell into the river and drowned, just a few times. I noticed that he was wet and had no ring on his hand......
I guess it was washed away in the river......
I shook my head and sighed.
Without the assistance of the meter, the more advanced the ring, the more terrifying the backlash of the side effects!
In the current situation, that highest-grade ring is no longer a ring of luck at all, but a ring of doom! Whoever gets it, who is unlucky!
But I still have a vague feeling of pity.
How nice would that ring be if it fell into my hands?
Well, do you want me to go to that section of the river and salvage it?
But the thought flashed through me.
Impossible. The river is turbulent, and I don't know where it has gone...... Alas, I don't know which guy will be by the river in the future, maybe I will pick it up...... (This book is pure fiction, readers should not run to the river to salvage!) Haha)
I spent another day in the hospital, thinking that I would be discharged in another day. The phone rang suddenly.
I looked at it and was stunned for a moment.
The number was actually called from wood! That's a little weird! This man of wood, if he wants to say a word, it is even more difficult than silver falling from the sky! Will he take the initiative to call me?
After connecting, I "hey" and said, "Wood?" What are you looking for me? ”
The coquettish and spicy tone on the phone: "Little rascal, how have you been missing recently!" It's been a long time since I've seen you, so get out of your dog hole. ”
The voice is actually Miss Qiaoqiao!
I listened carefully, and there seemed to be Aze's laughter next to me, and I immediately knew that the three beasts must be mixed together, and then remembered that I, the guy who didn't show up, was coming.
Indeed, I haven't been in contact with them for more than a month since the last time I had an accident with Brother Huan. In the past, although we used to not be in touch, it would not be more than half a month at most, but now they are probably worried about what will happen to me.
Thinking of this, some friends care about me, in fact, I still feel quite warm, and sighed: "I am hospitalized, my life is in danger, and now I can't drill if I am called." ”
Sure enough, Qiao Qiao's voice on the phone immediately became a little serious, and there was no taste of ridicule, although it was still charming, it was obviously very concerned: "Chen Yang, what's wrong with you?" Did you really go to the hospital? ”
"Hmm." I replied, "XX Hospital, XX Ward." ”
"Okay, we'll be here in ten minutes." After saying that, he hung up the phone.
I glanced at Yan Di and Ah Mei beside me: "I have a friend who will come over in a while...... Hmm......" After thinking about it, I cautiously said to Ah Mei: "Hey, you can be careful later...... My friend likes beautiful women the most...... You'd better wear an extra layer of clothing and wrap your little body tightly. ”
"Cut!" Ah Mei was peeling apples, and when she heard this, she lit up the fruit knife in her hand, and glared: "Dare!" I cut that gun from him!! ”
I sighed depressedly.
Cut?
Belch...... Aze may be scared by you...... But what about Jojo? Do you want to cut her? She doesn't have anything for you to cut!
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Ten minutes later, the door of the ward was slammed open, and Miss Jojo rushed in with a heroic gesture, followed by Aze with a lewd expression, and Wood carrying a bag of fruit, with an unhappy expression on his face—I suddenly remembered that Wood seemed to have disliked going to any hospital since he was demoted from the hospital.
Miss Qiaoqiao's demeanor is still moving, and she is glamorous! Dressed in a sassy black sè long trench coat, dressed like the Matrix, but after taking off the trench coat, it made us stupid......
The inside is also a leather coat, below is a leather miniskirt, long high-root black leather boots, and above is a small leather coat with a large V-neck opening, revealing a white flower chest, and a rǔ groove, pointed chin, bewitching eyes, how to look like a banshee, hair permed into curls, and a bit of Medusa feeling.
The worst thing is ...... She's dressed like this......
If she had a leather whip in her hand and then a candle...... It's simply the exemplary shape of the [**] queen in the A-movie!
Ah Mei was obviously stunned, a pair of eyes stared at Qiao Qiao's proud chest, and there was obviously an inferiority complex in her eyes.
A female hooligan is a female hooligan! Qiao Qiao's eyes fell on Ah Mei's body at once, especially since Ah Mei was wearing a nursing uniform today...... It's quite in line with the taste of uniform temptation...... Now stand with Jojo in this [**] queen outfit, if you add a me...... Ahem...... It's just a standard A-movie set......
The female hooligan strode over, and suddenly stretched out her hand, hooked Ah Mei's chin with a finger, and stretched out her pink tongue to add it to her lips, as if she was teasing a woman from a good family: "Beauty, give my sister a smile~~~"
Where have you ever seen this kind of formation! He froze on the spot, his face turned pale, and even the fruit knife in his hand fell.
I gloat.
Cut? Where are you going?
Aze's eyes obviously paid attention to Yan Di beside me, and his eyes immediately showed a jīng Cai gaze, this grandson didn't even pay attention to me, a patient, strode in front of Yan Di, and said affectionately: "Beautiful young lady, do you know? I feel an artistic urge in you that makes me erect! Then he quickly twisted out a business card and handed it over: "Contemptible Aze, is a body painting artist......
I held it for ten seconds before I yelled, "Aze, you're going to die for me!" This is Lao Tzu's woman! ”
At this time, the little wealth fan screamed suddenly, and quickly dodged behind Yan Di, not even daring to look at Qiao Qiao.
Aze glanced at me before he said, "Yours? Oh, yours forget it. But when did you get this kind of superb? ”
Qiao Qiao squinted his eyes and looked at Xiao Cai Fan a few times, his eyes were full of strong interest, then he turned his head to look at me, frowned, and said, "Xiao Wu, what's wrong with you?" Why is there a bandage on your body? Then he raised his eyebrows and shouted, "Did you get beaten?" What did that son of a son of a fuck do? The old lady went to hack him! Dare to touch my brother, I don't want to get mixed up! ”
The little wealth fan's face was gone, his frightened body was trembling, he hugged Yan Di, looked at me and asked in a trembling voice, "Chen Yang...... Are these all your friends? No matter how I look at it, it looks like ...... It's ......"
"Beasts."
It wasn't me who said these two words, but the wood standing next to him.
The wooden adult was still indifferent, but he took out a box of cigarettes from his pocket and lit a cigarette for himself......
Top dog! You used to be a doctor, too! Don't you know that smoking is not allowed in the ward?
A bunch of bastards!
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There are so many beast-level guys in the room, and it is immediately a lot more lively. After the Divine Doctor Wood examined my injuries and confirmed that my injuries were almost healed, the three unscrupulous fellows immediately stopped taking me as a patient seriously.
Aze even immediately dragged a chair to sit on the edge of my bed, raised his legs, leaned on my bed, and kicked me: "Move, make room for me, why are you so disdainful." ”
Qiaoqiao still maintained a little bit of a woman's appearance and sat next to me, but Ah Mei had already hidden far away...... It is estimated that the little money fan has grown so big, and he has never been molested by a woman.
Chen Yang ...... Tell you something. Jojo spoke.
"Huh? What the? "I had a cigarette from wood in my mouth.
Qiao Qiao sighed and said quietly, "I'm getting married." ”
“……”
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"And men?" It was Aze who said this, the most daring.
"How fresh!" Qiao Qiao glanced at him: "Why the country doesn't allow you to marry xìng, you don't know." ”
I was completely dizzy.
Jojo married? And men?
I'm rì!
Heaven and earth are together, the mountains are edgeless, snow flies in June, and thunder in winter!
These are all possible!
But how could Jojo get married!! And men?!
"You've got to help me." Miss Qiao glared at the three men in the room: "Otherwise, you will die." If I die, I will drag you to die with me! ”