No.62 Wang Jian's new clothes (I)
"Put it on."
Early in the morning, Dawei rushed into Wang Jian's small garage, threw down a zippered cover, and then threw the shoebox in his hand to the ground.
Wang Jian was squatting on the ground at this time to cook sweet potato porridge with a second-hand induction cooker, and there was a small bowl of homemade pickled chili peppers and a small bottle of tempeh sauce on the broken table picked up next to him.
"Don't make it so miserable, okay?" Dawei sat down next to him: "You just eat this thing?" ”
"Go away." Wang Jian didn't get tired of it: "You don't care what I eat." ”
In fact, Wang Jian definitely belongs to the type of meatless and unhappy, but he really doesn't have much money on his body, and he should be huā huā for picking up the rags during this time, plus he just handed over the rent of the garage, and there is less than 100 yuan left in his pockets No.62 Wang Jian's new clothes (above). And for this hundred yuan, Wang Jian will insist on at least four days, and Jin Huiming will definitely come over for dinner in the evening, and it will definitely be unreasonable not to buy some meat at that time, so Wang Jian's own days can only be picked.
"Okay, you can eat whatever you like. Don't let the mascot see it, she's very sentimental, and if she sees you eating something that the dog doesn't eat, she'll stuff money in the crack of your door in the middle of the night. Dawei buckled his teeth: "You don't want your self-esteem to be trampled on unconsciously, so you consciously avoid her to eat." ”
Wang Jian thought about it and nodded affirmatively: "Yes." ”
After closing the door and eating a hot sweet potato porridge, Wang Jian opened the bag that David threw on the bed, and found that it was actually a brand new suit and a neat shirt.
Touching the fabric, I found that it was slippery, and there was an indescribable feeling of warmth, this feeling was definitely not what those low-grade polyester fabrics could present, so Wang Jian probably estimated that this dress should be a high-end silk blend.
"What are you giving me this for?"
"You know, put it on." Dawei skillfully took out his cigarette from under Wang Jian's mattress, and leisurely lit one: "I won't harm you." ”
"Who knows No.62 Wang Jian's new clothes (above), knowing people and faces, but not hearts. I don't know if you have a long-standing grudge against me, where did you get some stolen goods and plant them on my head, and then you will go directly to the public security bureau. ”
"You are sick, the disease that was infected by your family Wakalin, can you wear it? If you don't wear it at night, you will be ridiculed to death. ”
"At night? What night? ”
"I'll just say you forgot." Dawei patted his head: "That invitation from Xu Dashao, please go to a birthday party." ”
Wang Jian pointed to the shirt on his body, which was clean but could see the traces of time: "This is not good? ”
"Don't make a fuss, if you wear this thing, you're going to come back in disgrace. You still don't know what Kaiko thinks? ”
"Yes, but what? I'm who I am, I'm a rag-picker.
I don't have that capital, what maggots do I pretend? ”
"Ouch...... You're always high-spirited. Okay, you don't care, I don't care, but what about our mascot? People are girls, and they want to save face. You should be aggrieved, when you fight for the sister's face to come back, otherwise when the time comes, people will say, let's two earth dogs lick shit behind the buttocks of beautiful girls every day, you don't think the price is cheap, even if the girl doesn't think about it, but this place is so big, you don't see you when you look up, how do you let people go out to meet people? ”
"And ......"
Before Dawei finished speaking, Wang Jian hurriedly interrupted him and raised his hand to surrender: "Okay!" I wear it! ”
"That's right, you have to know that a man has to have a clean and tidy appearance when he goes out, isn't this actually a kind of pretense, this is a kind of cultivation, not to mention ......"
This time, it was not Wang Jian who interrupted Dawei, but Tianren, who was holding the dog and wearing broken huā pajamas, wearing plush rabbit slippers and rubbing his eyes.
She pushed open Wang Jian's door in such a daze, with a confused face: "I'm hungry......"
After speaking, she didn't care whether Dawei was next to her or whether Wang Jian was changing clothes, she walked into Wang Jian's garage with one step, and then fell asleep on the bed.
"I'm afraid it's sleepwalking......"
Dawei hurriedly made room for Tianren'er, and looked at Wang Jian and Tianren'er with a mocking expression: "You two, Bacheng happened when I didn't know it. ”
Wang Jian was also confused, and spread his hands: "Whether you believe it or not, I'm more confused than you anyway." ”
On the contrary, it was the little wolf cub of Natural Er, after struggling to break free from the arms of Natural Er, he began to sniff around on Wang Jian's bed, his ears were erected, and his eyes definitely did not take away from Wang Jian and Dawei a little, and he was fully vigilant.
"Where's this dog?"
Dawei stretched out his hand to catch the wolf cub, but was bitten on the hand by the sensitive little guy, although it was only two months, but the wolf is a wolf after all, and the sharp teeth immediately scraped Dawei's fingers out of a bloody way. The little wolf cub with the smell of blood is even more excited, and his eyes draw two lines on Dawei's neck from time to time, and the green and shiny are really very murderous.
"Yo-heh." Dawei looked at the blood in his hand and rolled up his sleeves: "The little earth dog is quite fierce." ”
"Dirt, this guy is a wolf."
Wang Jian carried the back of the wolf cub's neck and threw it out of bed, but it howled twice, climbed up again, stood in front of the natural two, and continued to stare at Dawei with purebred hungry wolf eyes.
"Wolves?" Dawei looked at the big gadget: "It's still a wolf?" ”
"Don't dislike it for being small, in half a year, this thing can grow to more than 100 pounds."
Maybe it's the noise of the little wolf cub, maybe it's the conversation between Dawei and Wang Jian. Lying on the bed in a daze, Tianren Er actually woke up, his eyes became more and more confused, looking at Wang Jian, his lips pursed: "I'm hungry ......"
"What's wrong with this?" Wang Jian looked at Dawei: "I usually don't find it." ”
"I guess I'm dazed."
David took out a tube of cool oil from his pocket, put some of it in his hand, and quickly wiped it on the nose of Natural Er......
After less than three seconds, Natural Er suddenly became energetic, and the extremely stimulating cool oil made Natural Er, whose skin was already very delicate, feel the flames, and she had to wipe her nose with her sleeve: "What are you doing, there is something wrong!" ”
Wang Jian nodded again and again: "That's it, there's something wrong." ”
"I'm here to eat." Tianji sat up from the bed helplessly: "I forgot to pay the electricity bill, and the money on the electricity card is gone."
Can't cook......"
"You said it earlier." Wang Jian got a bowl of still hot sweet potato porridge from his broken rice cooker and gave it to Tian Er: "You're really welcome." ”
"You're welcome." Natural two took the bowl very satisfied: "I brushed my teeth." ”
But when she was just about to eat, she found that this bowl looked very weird, so she was stunned: "This is?" ”
"Where is Wang Jian going to make a mask for you?"
Wang Jian took a sip of Dawei, and then cleared his throat: "Sweet potato porridge." ”
"Why are you eating this?" Natural Er's face was full of curiosity: "I only ate it when my family was very poor when I was a child. ”
"Can you get down to business, I know you're not here to eat." Wang Jian leaned against the wall: "Your little huāhuā intestines are written on your face, and you are still pretending to be sleepwalking." ”
Natural Er was stunned, his face turned red thoroughly, he didn't speak, he turned his body back, and began to drink porridge with a snort...... And I just wanted to ask you what happened to you yesterday......"
Dawei listened to it next to him called a cloud mountain fog cover, and he didn't understand what kind of girl game these two people were playing in front of him for a long time, and he couldn't observe the reason for observing it for a long time.
But Wang Jian let out a long sigh: "In this way, it's actually nothing." ”
Then Wang Jian told him about the visit to Jin Huiming's home yesterday, including the fact that the girl who didn't have any hair biting his lip, anyway, he knew everything, after all, there was nothing to lose.
But Tianji was not happy after hearing this, and said with an unhappy face: "How can you let her kiss you?" You're a teacher, she's a student, it's not right for you to do that. ”
"I still feel like you're jealous."
Dawei pinched his chin and muttered, then raised his head: "Actually, if she is a normal human being, she may still be living in the shadow of her mother's suicide in front of her, this kind of person is very resentful, she is still young now, if she is not enlightened at this stage, she will definitely take revenge on society in the future." ”
"That's what I said." Wang Jian sighed: "So I decided to let her come to me for dinner every day." ”
"What!"
Dawei and Tianji shouted in unison, and then Dawei held his forehead: "You must be crazy." ”
Natural two was also full of disbelief: "How can this be! ”
Wang Jian shrugged: "Why not?" ”
"How can you get so close to such a person? She said she likes you, right? Dawei shook his head violently: "You are playing with fire**." ”
"Why?"
Wang Jian is really a big step behind Dawei in terms of experience in dealing with women, so he can't understand the reason why Dawei is so frightened.
"Why? You also ask why. Dawei pinched his temples and groaned: "That girl is like it, I ask you, will you marry her?" ”
"Nonsense, of course it can't be." Wang Jian snorted: "I just treat her as a poor child." ”
"Then you're done. This kind of person's possessiveness is exuberant beyond your imagination, and she will do whatever it takes to trap you. The first one unlucky will be our mascot. ”
"No, I've already told her about it."
"Oh?" Dawei was stunned: "What did you say?" ”
"I said I'm actually gay, and what I like is you."
Tian Er laughed and lay on the bed at that time, while Dawei gushed out a mouthful of old blood: "Wang Jian, I'm your second uncle!" ”
"Let's sacrifice it." Wang Jian sighed faintly: "Actually, I am the one who suffers." ”!!!