Chapter 33 Actor's Dream Second, the fat boss
Second, the fat boss
After Principal Qian finished speaking, he took out his mobile phone and pressed the number, the mobile phone was connected, and he said to the mobile phone: "Wang Fatzi, come to the principal's office." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info”
About twenty minutes after he finished calling the mobile phone, Wang Fatzi pushed the door in, and Wu Likong saw a tower-like figure come in, and the Wang Fatman walked in with his two legs forked one by one, and the fat on his body moved up and down with his footsteps.
Wu Likong looked at Wang Fatzi and exclaimed, "Wow, there is such a fat person!" Wang Fatman approached Wu Likong and bowed his head to him: "Little brother, you are really too thin, you are only less than one-third of mine!"
Director Qian walked over, he patted Wang Fatzi on the shoulder and said, "Wang Fatty, today I found you a thin partner, you have to work hard to lose weight in the future, when you will be as thin as your little brother, you can graduate in the weight loss center!"
Wang Fatzi asked in a rough and slow voice, "Principal, what are you looking for me?" Director Qian said: "Come, the two of you can stand together to highlight that the fat and thin in our weight loss center can be compared." ”
He pointed to Wu Likong and said to Wang Fatzi: "This is the weight loss benchmark of our weight loss center, and you will plant trees and work together in the future, you will have to take more care of him." ”
Wang Fatzi nodded and said, "Then you don't need to say, you can rest assured! You called me here for this?"
Director Qian shook hands with the two and said, "Fat Wang, you lead Wu Likong to your dormitory, and the two of you live in the same room - go now!"
In the first ten days, the two of them got along quite well. But in the past ten days, the cooperative relationship between the two has become worse and worse.
One day, Wang Fatzi and Wu Slender came to a small stream called Xianren Spring halfway up the mountain to fetch water and water the trees. This fat man picked up two trips to the water, but he didn't want to do it. He threw his shoulder and sat down by the brook, under an old willow tree with a crooked neck, and he couldn't sit down with his back to the willow tree.
When Wu Likong first started, he carried water up the mountain by himself. After he picked up the water twice, he walked to Wang Fatzi with a flat pole in his hand, and he saw that Wang Fatman was wearing a white vest, sitting on the ground with his back against the old willow tree, exposing his navel, and his belly was tilted to the sky and his head was snoring and sleeping soundly.
He stepped forward and smashed the belly button of the fat man with a flat pole, and the fat man stared angrily at him, and he said angrily: "You thin scoundrel, you don't work, what are you doing with my belly button?"
Wu Likong said angrily: "Don't sleep, fat, get up and work, I've picked up two trips of water, and you haven't even picked up one trip to water!"
As soon as the fat man's eyes were closed, he waved a hand and muttered in his mouth: "Those who can work harder, do you have to work harder if you are thin!"
Wu Likong was very angry when he heard this, and he took a flat pole and smashed it on the navel of Wang Fatzi. I only heard Wang Fatzi "Ahh
Wu Likong dodged left and right, he circled around the old willow tree, Wang Fat Man was tall and fat, like a big bear, he waved a flat pole in his hand, chased Wu Likong around the old willow tree, he said loudly: "You little thin monkey, you dare to bully my head, who doesn't know that I am the boss of the fat man." ”
Wu Likong's legs and feet were fast, he circled around the old willow tree three times, and the speed of Wang Fatzi's pursuit slowed down significantly, only to see his mouth open and panting.
The two of them circled around the old willow tree a few more times, and the fat man Wang was so tired that he was sweating profusely, and he couldn't run a little. At this time, Wu Likong became energetic, he turned around and circled around Wang Fatzi, and he said, "I'll give you a guerrilla war." ”
He turned behind Wang Fatzi and smashed Wang Fatman's ass with a flat shoulder, and when Wang Fatzi turned around, Wu Likong turned to Wang Fatzi's back and another flat shoulder.
Wu Likong played a two-person rotation around Wang Fatzi, this Wang Fatzi only had the share of parrying and being pounded, and had no chance to fight back and fight back. However, this Wang Fat Man has a lot of flesh and thick skin, and Wu Likong pounded it on Wang Fatty's ass with a flat pole, which is very similar to a flat pole pounded in a flower nest, which has nothing to do with Wang Fatty.
After Wu Likong fought against Wang Fatzi for a few rounds, he felt that the blow to Wang Fatzi had little effect and little effect. As soon as he looked up, he saw a large hornet's nest hanging on the old willow tree, and he looked again to see that there was a fairy spring a few feet away from the old willow tree. The water flowing out of the fairy spring was shakuhachi, and he immediately had an idea. He thought to himself that this time he would teach this fat boss a good lesson and make him a complete failure.