Chapter Seventy-One: The Stocksome Pig
Chapter Seventy-One: That burly and handsome pig, I really want to swear! But it's yourself who gets scolded, so just think about it......
Here's the thing.,Yesterday afternoon, after finishing the code, I wondered if it would be too early to send it immediately? Do you want to pick a good day and send it again?
So I planned to finish eating at about half past seven.
Then I forgot about it after eating.
I didn't remember it until just now......
OTZ
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"Don't be stupid, Journey to the West is just a novel, it's a story! If there are no accidents, we are now in the Tang Dynasty in real history! Zhang Ruiyi had a very dragged expression, selling information that only he knew.
The black demon cloud that passed through the sky exuded a powerful demonic aura, and the wild laughter of 'hahahahahaha' in it slapped him in the face like a slap.
Feeling the scorching gaze of others, Zhang Rui scratched his head expressionlessly, and then said seriously: "It's just a monster!" It doesn't mean anything! ”
Then I heard a cry from the foot of the mountain, which was only a little more than a hundred meters from the bottom of the mountain, and said, "Ah! Mountain class! Why don't you hurry down!? What's wrong with the monster flying five to go blind? Unseen!? ”
The sturdy farmer with an iron pickaxe on his shoulders courageously shouted to the figures on the top of the hill who were not looking very closely, with a strong country accent.
Translated into Mandarin is to say: Hey! Mountain-on! Why don't you come down quickly? So can't you see the big lump of youkai flying over?
Maybe it was the Taoist robes on Zhang Ruiyi and the others that made the farmer believe that they were not monsters, otherwise he would not have been so bold to talk to a group of strangers...... In this era, an animal can become a demon! And cannibalism is regarded as a 'great joy'.
Zhang Ruiyi immediately accosted the fellow in the same authentic dialect, and after a few words, Zhang Ruiyi's face immediately turned gray.
I couldn't stop muttering to myself: No... It's just a novel......
Although the sturdy farmer's words were too strong, the words that were spoken very carefully and seriously made everyone hear them clearly: 'I am a Gao Lao Zhuang man!' ’
Of course, just Gao Lao Zhuang doesn't mean anything. So soon Zhang Ruiyi regained his vitality again, and followed the farmer to Gao Laozhuang, who was not far away, with Zhang He and others, who also wanted to confirm whether the story of 'Journey to the West' really existed.
Along the way, Zhang Ruiyi chatted with the farmer in dialect.
And for Zhang He, Jiuwei, and Yao Yu, it didn't matter what the world was like. Zhang He doesn't need aura, he will come here, firstly, to grab benefits for his girlfriend, and secondly, to be able to know what the impending disaster is for the first time.
Jiuwei's purpose is even more simple - aura, cultivation, that's all.
Yao Yu's purpose is much greater: to save the powerful superpowers who are constantly falling into the opposite side of humanity and return them to the ranks of justice and order.
And Zhang He now has a new plan - after arriving in Gao Laozhuang, their group of ascetics were entertained by the owner of the village, and met the farmer who was even stronger than the sturdy farmer before - two meters tall, with a big waist and a simple face...... Zhu Gangguan!
He...... In other words, the vigorous and scorching vitality emanating from its body made Zhang He have to look sideways. And it looked at Zhang He, Jiuwei and Zhang Rui at the first glance, and the murderous intent in his eyes almost made Jiuwei expose his demon body!
Everyone has a great hero in their hearts, and the most well-known and admired hero by almost everyone is undoubtedly Monkey King.
… The current time is the fourteenth year of Zhenguan, and it is already the second year of Tang Sanzang's westward journey to learn scriptures, and Sun Wukong at this time is no longer the original Monkey King. But Jang Hyuk still wanted to see with his own eyes the ...... he had admired when he was a teenager Monkey.
It would be even better if you could fight each other! - Although he is not a muscular stupid person with hot blood, Zhang Hyuk still feels very excited, and it seems that he has a feeling of itching all over his body.
The time of going back is still unknown, and asking Zhang Ruiyi can only get an unfathomable smile and a 'hehehe, unspeakable' under-beating answer - but in fact, Zhang He did beat this unknowingly thick tendon again, but the answer he got was as expected - 'I won't say anything if you kill me!' ’
But it didn't matter, Zhang He just wanted to beat him up.
If you don't have time to meet and fight with Sun Wukong before you go back, then it's fun to fight with Bajie first.
Although Monkey King is an idol, being able to muster up the courage to face his lustful nature honestly is the pinnacle of life!
Zhang He, who couldn't even appreciate the underwear delivered to the door, quietly found Zhu Zhugang after the banquet.
"Let's fight, Canopy." Zhang He said.
The appearance is honest and upright, burly and handsome, and the height of Zhu Schwarzenegger - anal ... Rigid hyena. The big eyes under the thick eyebrows narrowed slightly: "What canopy?" Are you talking about me? ”
The Mandarin dialect with a slight vernacular accent is of course different from Mandarin, more like the dialect of that part of the capital during this period.
But it doesn't affect the communication.
Zhang He said: "Why hide the canopy, I just want to have a discussion with the canopy...... That's all. ”
There are a thousand Hamlets in the eyes of a thousand people. The same is true for this sentence in "Journey to the West".
Some people think that Journey to the West is a huge conspiracy theory work, while others only see the insistence on faith in the book. Others see several kinds of affection......
That's it!
Zhang He lost the trace of admiration in his eyes, and only left a strong fighting spirit.
What does it matter what your nature is? It's you and you, and it's not you. It's a six-year-old child!
Let's fight!
With me!
"Hmph... I didn't know that there were descendants of the Wu clan in this world. The honesty and straightness on Zhu Gangguan's face disappeared in an instant, and on that face with thick eyebrows and big eyes, only fortitude and evil spirit remained!
"It's inconvenient to fight here, you come with me!" After saying that, Zhu Gangguan turned around and walked straight to the outside of the village. It's just an ordinary step, but each step can take more than ten meters.
Sun Wukong cultivated seventy-two changes in the earth, and Zhu Gangguan cultivated thirty-six changes in Tiangang. Zhu Gangguan's mana is not low, but he has been calculated twice because of one of the 'loves', and he has no ambition, so he is lazy all day long and does not want to say or do more.
The first time was when he was the marshal of Tianpeng, he was calculated, and he was beaten to the mortal world by making a name for molesting the Guanghan fairy, and he also fell into the beast road and became a pig.
The second time was when he was a simple and upright pig demon, he was calculated, and he revealed his demon body when he married Gao Yulan.
At this time, Zhu Gangguan had not yet experienced the second calculation, and he was not as 'nested' as he was later.
Not to mention the first time in heaven, only the second time in the mortal world: the Bodhisattva asked him to wait for Tang Sanzang's arrival and then escorted Tang Sanzang to the west to learn scriptures, but he fell in love with Gao Yulan, who looked like Chang'e...... It's really in love. When he saw Jiuwei, who was more beautiful than Gao Yulan, Zhu Gangguan only saw through Jiuwei's demon body for the first time, and therefore planned to kill Jiuwei! But later, he revealed the true body of the pig demon due to drunkenness at the wedding, which scared Gao Yulan and didn't dare to see him again...... How can the wine of the mortal world make him drunk?
It's all calculations.
But these are just digressions, and Zhang He doesn't plan to change anything...... It doesn't matter if the space we are in now is a fantasy or a real history.
They're just passers-by.
After going straight for half an hour, in front of a cave, Zhu Gangguan, who was striding forward, finally stopped, and looked back at the smoke and dust that Zhang He brought out when he ran: "I also said what kind of ability you have, but you can't even use the method of shrinking the ground into inches, I really look down on you." ”
After that, he rolled up his sleeves, put on a classical wrestling posture, and motioned to Zhang He: "Wu boy, come on!" ”