Chapter 20: Accidents (I)
When Comrade Yang Wei hesitated and hesitated, and finally made up his mind and mustered up the courage to walk to the seat next to Yan Xinyue, his heart trembled, although it was not the first time he had hooked up with a married woman, but it was the first time he was so flustered.
However, the monkey butt who acted as a dog-headed military advisor just now said that in today's society, women can't be caught if they are reluctant to do so. Men, how can they hook up with a married woman if they are reluctant to save face?
This makes sense, at least viagra thinks so, so after he took a few deep breaths, his steps became firm and steady.
However, this world is like this, the hand is fast, the hand is slow, and when you are still hesitating and grinding, others may have already held the peach and gnawed it.
No, the slowly swallowing viagra walked in front of Yan Xinyue only two steps, but one of them brushed the ground from behind and sat next to Yan Xinyue.
Yang Wei fixed his eyes and took a look, isn't this the same classmate Gu Feng who wanted to hook up with that devilish figure just now, but didn't eat the fox and provoked a commotion?
However, people are already sitting here, and now they will sit back when no one else is sitting, it seems that it can't hinder anyone's bird business, does Comrade Yang Wei dare to be cheeky and can't make people open?
If it were another intern, he would have dared. But in the face of this Niu B, who is very imposing, and is not a good stubble classmate at first glance, he has no courage to find fault unreasonably except for making trouble at the right time.
Therefore, in the face of Yan Xinyue's puzzled and strange eyes, he could only pretend to sit a little bored in the front, wanting to go to the back row to find a place to change the scenery. But when he sat down in the back row and looked at the back of Gu Feng's head, his eyes were very resentful, only one step away from his own performance time, but he ended up biting the gold halfway, can he not be depressed?
Yang Wei was depressed, but Yan Xinyue was very happy, but she still asked with a straight face and sneering: "Aren't you leaving?" How did it come back again? As the saying goes, a good horse doesn't eat grass, are you not even as good as a horse? ”
Gu Feng was hippie with a smile, "Teacher, good horses don't eat back grass, so good horses are often hungry, if I am really a thousand miles horse, the teacher must be that Bole!" ”
"Humph!" Yan Xinyue snorted and stopped caring about it, but when she remembered that absurdity, it seemed that she was riding as a horse, so she was depressed again, because the accident was all caused by her own hands and feet, but in the end, not only did she not succeed in borrowing what she wanted, but she was in vain.
Thinking of this, Yan Xinyue subconsciously wanted to find the ring ruler again.
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The car traveled all the way, starting from more than eight o'clock in the morning, and at about twelve o'clock at noon, Gu Feng and his party finally arrived in Chaoshan.
When I got off the bus, I was appointed as the assistant to the dean and was appointed as the tour guide...... No, Lin Zixuan, who is studying and tutoring, naturally wants to take the lead, so she first came to the luggage compartment outside the car to help everyone with their luggage.
Yan Xinyue saw that she was extremely busy, so she stabbed Gu Feng, who was doing nothing, "Hey, young people move their muscles and bones more, don't get rusty and moldy at that time, hurry up and help!" ”
"Oh!" Gu Feng had no choice but to obediently go over to help.
The so-called good people are rewarded, and those who are diligent get food, as soon as he walked to the luggage compartment and bent down next to Lin Zixuan, he knew that this was true.
At this moment, Lin Zixuan was bending over, reaching out to move out the luggage inside one by one, and the neckline of the V-shaped opening hung down, Gu Feng's angle just happened to catch a glimpse of the spring light, round, full, fair, tender, tight, and the tattooed chest with thin shoulder straps almost wanted to fall off.
The crisp chest is half-covered, and it is moving!
Lin Zixuan saw Gu Feng come up to help, and she was a little grateful, but in the end, she realized that when this Gu Feng classmate was carrying the luggage, he actually put all his eyes on his body, and focused on his chest, only then did he realize that he was gone, exclaimed, and retreated with a flushed face, leaving Gu Feng alone there to taste, reminisce, and smash his tongue, despite this, the work in his hands did not stop.
It seems that the Gu Daguan is dual-minded, and his kung fu with both hands has improved again!
The luggage was lifted out by Gu Feng one by one, and his thoughts gradually woke up from Lin Zixuan's beautiful chest, looking at the big luggage compartment, there are still two pieces after moving for so long, is this group of people traveling, or moving?
Just as he was about to move the last two items out, he heard a voice beside him that was neither yin nor yang: "Hey, hey, don't touch our things, there are valuables inside, if they are touched or missing, you can't afford to pay for them!" ”
Gu Feng didn't need to look back, he knew that this voice was from Hou Pi Gu, because in the entire five departments of emergency surgery, only his voice was as sharp as a eunuch. But the eunuch's voice was a little more youthful and funny, which really made people wonder if he didn't cut it clean when he entered the palace.
"Yes, I need you to be so attentive, it's really a dog biting Lu Dongbin who doesn't know the hearts of good people!" Yang Wei on the side also followed the interface.
"That, viagra, it's a dog meddling with a mouse!" Hou Pigu reminded.
Yang Wei was embarrassed and shouted: "Isn't it just nosy!" ”
Gu Feng listened to the conversation between the two, his face became more and more blue, and he had already stretched out his hand to strangle the two of them to death.
But as soon as he stretched out his hand, a can of soda was stuffed into his hand, "Doctor Gu Feng, seeing that you are sweating profusely when you move things, you are thirsty, drink some water!" ”
Gu Feng looked up and found that Lin Zixuan, who had left, had poured back at some point, and after stuffing the cold soda into him, he kept winking at him, obviously persuading him: Everything is valued by peace!
Gu Feng also winked at her, and he was also telling her: If you perform again, I'll take a look, and I won't be like these two miscellaneous things.
The two of them kept eyebrows, Yang Wei and Hou Pigu felt bored, and each took their own Li and walked.
A small dispute that may lead to a bloody case is invisibly resolved in Lin Zixuan's understated words and deeds.
It wasn't until Gu Feng saw the two villains leaving that he suddenly woke up, he hadn't had time to get angry, this woman was amazing!
After packing their luggage, everyone checked into the most luxurious Holiday Inn in the local area under the leadership of Assistant Lin.
The lunch at noon was a buffet, and there was nothing to say, just leaning on the wall to enter and supporting the wall to go out.
In the afternoon, it was free time, and Assistant Lin said, as long as you have money in your pocket, you can buy whatever you like, but you must come back to report at dinner.
Yan Xinyue wanted to go shopping, Gu Feng wanted to sleep, Hou Pigu wanted to get home remedies, Yang Wei wanted to see the Chaoshan girl's gongfu tea, and Assistant Lin stood on the balcony of the room, I don't know what I wanted to do!
Yan Xinyue wanted Gu Feng to accompany him, but he knew very well that going shopping with women was much harder than sleeping with women, so how could he be happy to go! In addition, before he came to Chaoshan last night, he knew that he might have to eat fast and be a monk in the next five days, so he went out of the customs to spend the night with Aunt Bai and Qi Bingqing, but because the two women were very sober when they didn't drink, the melee was naturally impossible, only the wheel station, the first half of the night and Aunt Bai fought hard, and the second half of the night and sister-in-law were soft. So now when you're full of food and drink, you're drowsy!
In the end, Yan Xinyue even dispatched a magic weapon - the iron ring ruler! Gu Feng still refused to obey, there was no way, Yan Xinyue had no choice but to go with the old women of the five departments of the emergency department.
When Gu Feng woke up, it was already dark, and dinner had already begun.
Tonight is a big meal, no mountain delicacies, all seafood!
Chaoshan is east of the sea, seafood is abundant, yellow croaker, hairtail, sea bream, cuttlefish, tuna, mackerel, red fish, grouper, giant shrimp, plum ginseng, turtle, hawksbill turtle, sea shell, seaweed, oysters, pearl oysters, crabs, kelp, seaweed, etc., are local specialties, not to mention that Chaoshan's customs are good at cooking seafood.
Therefore, it is natural for Assistant Lin, who is in charge of everyone's diet, to take everyone to experience the Chaoshan food culture, and by the way, to satisfy her gluttonous mouth.
Gu Feng and his party had a total of thirty-six people, one table for every six people, which happened to be six tables.
The table where Gu Feng was sitting was Lin Zixuan, Yan Xinyue, and Ye Dongliang, a doctor with very old qualifications, and the other two vacant seats, which belonged to Yang Wei and Hou Pi Gu.
But it's strange that ten minutes have passed since the opening of the table, and the two of them don't know whether they are dressing up or clearing their stomachs, but they haven't arrived yet, and no one has answered the phone.
Seeing that the other tables had already eaten, Lin Zixuan became impatient, and waved softly, "No matter, serve the food, start the meal!" ”
The dishes were served one after another, eating seafood, naturally a dazzling array of seafood, but to Gu Feng's surprise, in the end, he actually served a dish of his favorite vermicelli garlic steamed sun and moon shellfish.
The sun and moon shells grow in the deeper part of the South China Sea, round and flat, the two scallop shells are smooth like mirrors, one is dark red, the other is white, so it is commonly known as "sun and moon", also called "sea mirror". Its flesh is like a mussel fetus, and there is a small red crab roe in the abdomen, which is tied by a filament, and the body is complete, the size is like a bean, and the body is as soft as cotton.
"Wow, there's this, this one I like the most!!" Lin Zixuan, who was at the same table, was very excited when he saw this dish, and said with his index finger.
Gu Feng didn't expect her to be so good, and for a while, he didn't know whether to sigh that the hero saw the same thing, or whether to say that the smell was similar.
When Lin Zixuan couldn't help but move, Yan Xinyue said, "Doctor Hou and Doctor Yang haven't arrived yet, let's wait!" ”
As soon as this statement came out, everyone felt reasonable, just wait!
Anyway, waiting is waiting, and being idle is idle anyway, the doctor Ye Dongliang, who is not young but not the attending doctor, saw that there were two leaders at the table, one was his top boss, and the other was a celebrity in front of the dean, and he was not thirsty for whiskers, "Assistant Lin, I see that you have a soft spot for this Sun Moon Bei, I don't know if you have ever heard a legend about this Sun Moon Bei?" ”
Lin Zixuan was stunned, she only knew that this thing was delicious, sweet, delicious, refreshing, and springy, how could she know any ghost stories, so she shook her head.
Folklore has it that the sun and moon shell is the "essence of the sun and the moon", which is the product of Ang Ri Xingjun and Chang'e Fairy. Once, the Queen Mother of Heaven Christmas, all the gods went to celebrate her birthday, these two immortals happened to walk together, love at first sight, mutual admiration, and ignored the strict fairy rules, and secretly ate the forbidden fruit. Soon, Chang'e became pregnant and gave birth to a thing that resembled a round mirror and contained a meatloaf. In order to avoid the Queen Mother from discovering it, she secretly threw the freshly born into the South China Sea. At this time, a monk crab came out to look for food, and when he saw this scene, he was infinitely sympathetic, so he accompanied him and searched for food for him all day long. Every time looking for food, the little sun and moon shell is often afraid that the little crab will go and not return, and the little crab will spit out a filament for it to lead, and from then on they will depend on each other and become one. ”
This legend is too weird, isn't Chang'e and Hou Yi a couple? This Ang Ri Xingjun ...... Needless to say, he must be a wild man.
Gu Feng listened to it and only felt that this story was interesting.
Yan Xinyue listened, but she felt a lot, feeling that she was that Chang'e, and Gu Feng was the Angri Xingjun, who secretly ate the forbidden fruit in a daze, but regretted that she had never secretly married a pearl. By now, she didn't know whether to persist or give up.
Lin Zixuan listened, but felt a churning in his stomach, and suddenly lost his appetite, waved his hand to call the waiter, wanting to remove this dish for Sun Moon Bei.
Gu Feng was anxious when he saw it, and hurriedly stopped: "What is the legend of this sun and moon shell, I don't know, but I know that it is rich in nutrients, can brighten the eyes and nourish yin, can cure thirst and lower qi, get the five internal organs, stop urinating, eliminate the abdomen and stay in the ......" In order to aggravate the effect, Gu Feng said nonsense at the end: "This sun and moon shell also has a beauty effect, and it is good for the skin!" ”
As soon as he heard that it had a beauty effect, Lin Zixuan's eyes lit up, and he stopped removing it.
At this time, a waiter ran into the hall under the bag in a panic, came to Gu Feng's table, and said to Lin Zixuan, the person in charge: "Miss Lin, it's not good, it's not good, your friend has an accident!" ”――
Yesterday's four watches, collections, red tickets, rewards, and gods and horses are not powerful! Let's get back to normal.