In the theater, the audience is watching the movie intently......

After the battle at the military base is over, the camera switches to Modu University, and finally sees the protagonist.

"I heard that this protagonist is called Hu Bu ......"

"The newspapers say that he is a lucky man who has reached the sky, and many people are jealous of him......"

On the occasion of graduation, the protagonist takes his grandfather's relics to auction in order to accumulate a car fund, including a pair of glasses. Viewers who know what this pair of glasses is all about from the manga will smile.

Soon, though, the audience noticed a foreign beauty who had been given more close-ups during the auction.

"This should be the heroine, right?"

"Uh, what's her name?"

"Seems to be called Megan. Fox is a well-known female star in Hollywood. ”

As a result of the auction, no one wanted the glasses, and the treasure was treated as garbage.

Then the protagonist's father took the protagonist to buy a car, and soon the whole theater burst into laughter.

In the movie, "Son, you know, I'm going to surprise you today." ”

"What surprise?"

"Well, a small surprise." The protagonist's father drove to the door of the Maserati 4S store.

"Dad, are you kidding? Can I really buy a car here? "The protagonist is excited.

"Yes, I'm kidding, you're not going to get a Maserati, I'm kidding you." Wang Song's father laughed very unscrupulously.

Then the unscrupulous father continued to drive forward, and finally came to a second-hand car dealership. The big sign is eye-catching.

The protagonist becomes deflated all of a sudden. And the audience laughed and gloated.

Most of the plot is different from the manga, but it's more interesting. They are looking forward to the plot later.

As if by fate, the protagonist picks up a dilapidated car, and the familiar machine mask on the steering wheel indicates that it is a Transformer rather than a broken car.

"This is Bumblebee, it's really broken......" the audience thought.

The whole process of buying a car was tortuous, the owner of the car dealership first 'friendly' and then 'stingy' refused to sell the car, and finally Bumblebee deliberately blew up the glass of all the second-hand cars, and was forced to sell the car helplessly. During the whole process, the rich language and expression of the owner of the car dealership made the audience laugh.

Lens Transitions......

The serious and solemn background music sounded, which made the originally relaxed audience feel congealed!

The picture shifts to an overlook of a city area, with countless palaces. All Chinese people know that this is the Forbidden City, and finally the camera moves to a building on the side.

Subtitle: "The Forbidden City - Chinese Ministry of Defense." ”

The camera then cuts to a huge conference room, with at least 800 seats, full of people, and the audience can also see a lot of close-ups of celebrities.

Then. An old man in his fifties and sixties entered the conference room, and a soldier greeted him: "Hello, Mr. Minister. ”

The Minister of Defense looked at the entire conference room: "They are too young. ”

The soldier next to him explained: "They are the best experts, and the NSA has recruited them directly from them all these years. ”

At this time, someone in the conference room finally noticed the doorway.

"Guys, that's the Minister of Defense!!"

Others take a look. It turned out to be the Minister of Defense, his heartbeat suddenly accelerated, he was nervous, excited, nervous, and he didn't know how to describe his feelings.

Everyone hurriedly sat upright.

One man said in annoyance, "I don't think the clothes I'm wearing are really suitable for this kind of occasion." ”

The audience in the theater couldn't help but be a little excited, in the movie. The US Secretary of Defense has seen quite a lot, and the Pentagon has seen quite a lot. But Huaxia's Minister of Defense still hasn't seen it, and in this movie, this is the first time to show this, and they all want to give Wang Shang a thumbs up for this.

Secretary of Defense: "You should be wondering why you are here, yesterday, the national military base was attacked...... Now the situation is urgent, and the chief has sent an aircraft carrier battle group to the Persian Gulf and the Indian Ocean. ”

On the screen, footage of several aircraft carrier battle groups advancing rapidly at sea is inserted.

Secretary of Defense: "It will never be more serious than this." You will be assigned a team to analyze the source of the signal. Good luck to us!! ”

With the deep voice of the Minister of Defense and the magnificent background music, all the audience were substituted into the movie, feeling a sense of crisis and a sense of national mission.

The tension is rising!!

When Commander Liu and Commander Zhang saw this, their old hearts couldn't help but be aroused by this plot. Glancing at each other, they couldn't help but praise: "Not bad." ”

And Huang Sheng, a film critic in the theater, also said to his friend next to him at this time: "The combination of this editing and dubbing is simply amazing." ”

My friend also sighed: "This background music is also very good, I haven't heard it before, wait until after watching the movie, go and find it." ”

While they were discussing, laughter began to fill the auditorium.

The protagonist says to his dog, "Magic Ball, I have a car now, so I need a girlfriend...... Well, I also need some money to take her out to play. ”

Audience: "Haha~~"

As he spoke, he began to open his sales list on Taobao, and it turned out that no one bought the antique glasses. In desperation, the protagonist can only spray some perfume, dress himself up, and then drive away as a single.

But when he drove the newly bought car, the audience burst into laughter again, only to see a large cloud of thick smoke began to erupt from the back of the car.

The protagonist's mother couldn't look at it anymore and said to her husband, "You're so stingy!! ”

The protagonist's father quibbled: "This is his first car, it should be like this!" ”

The camera continues to cut to the desert, where several soldiers who have fled from a military base and a Middle Eastern child walk in the desert. Soon, the audience saw something moving beneath the desert, and a sand mark following the group of soldiers.

Soon, they saw the monster. Scorpion appearance.

The camera returns to the protagonist's side again.

The protagonist drives his friends to a party and sees his favorite goddess.

The protagonist is incoherent. "Oh my god, Mikael ......is here too" "I look handsome, don't I?"

In an instant, a ** silk image was created.

The audience couldn't help but be happy at this time: "Sure enough, is it the drama of ** silk defeating Gao Fu Shuai and winning the goddess??" ”

Then the protagonist was belittled by Gao Fushuai's language for a while, and the protagonist dodged again and again with a weak heart, which made the audience shake their heads: "Sure enough, it's ** silk." ”

At this time, the movie screen is also constantly releasing various close-ups about the perfect figure of the heroine, which is eye-catching.

The audience couldn't help but praise the heroine: "That chest, that thin waist." The short skirt, the long legs...... Oh~~ It's so sexy!! ”

"The king is really a pervert!!"

Wang Shang was lying down, it was not his idea, but Michael Bay's.

The protagonist is the protagonist, and by chance, the heroine abandons the rich and handsome, and the protagonist abandons his friend. The fart invited the goddess to the car. Then the broken car turned on the radio at the right time and played a romantic song, creating an opportunity for the male protagonist to bubble the goddess.

Seeing this, many viewers are envious of the protagonist: "If I had such a car, it would be too handsome." ”

However, soon the protagonist's "chiluo" naked silk mentality made many viewers scold the protagonist for not being angry.

Mikael: "I can't believe I'm sitting here. ”

Wang Song: "You can lower your head, I won't feel sad." ”

Mikael: "Haven't seen you before?" Are you new to this school? ”

Wang Song smiled reluctantly: "No." We have been in the same school since the first grade. ”

Mikael: "Do we have the same class??" ”

Wang Song: "Yes, yes, history, Chinese, mathematics, science, ......"

The feeling of zero existence, being ignored by the goddess, is like cutting the heart with a knife. The audience couldn't help but feel uncomfortable.

But then the performance of the car made the audience laugh, and all of a sudden the song played with a strong suggestive prophecy. "Sexuality Therapy...... It's a good feeling......" is so angry that the protagonist kicks the car radio.

Then the protagonist's ** silk character was revealed again, with various hearts and angles peeking at the heroine's wheat-colored thin waist and big breasts, and then hiding behind the car cover and shouting that he couldn't stand it......

Behind is a bunch of ** silk desperate pursuit of the goddess, which made the audience in the theater shake their heads and sigh: "It's hopeless, this guy, I really don't know how to become a hero in the future......"

However, this also shows that Hu Bugui's acting skills are good, and he has played a ** silk role.

The footage continues to transition......

On the special plane of the head of Huaxia 'Huaxia No. 1', a small Transformer appeared. The dynamic and random transformation and the ability to steal online materials also made the audience amazed. And its sneaky actions and some funny self-talk from time to time, as well as the ** expression when stealing information, caused the audience to laugh.

This kind of Transformer doesn't feel scary at all, but rather a little cute.

Although the military cut off the military network in time, it was still found by this King Kong, the protagonist's grandfather and the 'Iceman Project'.

Then this little King Kong showed an extremely flexible fighting ability, knocking out a few Zhong*Nan*Haibao* darts on Huaxia No. 1, which opened the audience's eyes.

This is followed by the protagonist's car driving away on its own, while the protagonist runs wild on his bicycle in pursuit. Finally, they end up in an abandoned warehouse in the suburbs, and soon the protagonist is horrified to find that his car has turned into a giant mechanical monster.

The protagonist thought that he had encountered aliens who had invaded the earth, and thought that his life would be in danger today, so he quickly took out his mobile phone and recorded his last wish: "If you find a love book from under the bed, it's not mine, I'm saving it for Marcy, no, wait...... Well, that's mine, huh...... It was given to me by Uncle Cha, I'm sorry......"

As soon as the line "poof~~~" came out, several viewers who were drinking Coke squirted out.

"Who wrote this line?? The king? ”

"Could it be that they had the same experience?"

"It's so lewd, it's so lewd~~".