There are many kinds of sorrows in life, for example, when you see the fat on your mouth, you can see and touch it, but you can't eat it, this is considered one.

In the room, the tiger kept glaring at Yan Xinyue viciously, as if he wanted to swallow her alive and swallow her whole into his stomach, but thinking of the thing he had just touched, he didn't dare to take risks.

Yan Xinyue stared at him vigilantly in fear in case he suddenly pounced on him with a beastly hair.

The two stared at each other for a while, and they were bored to play with the tiger Yan Xinyue.

"Hey, stinky, tell me a joke and let me be happy!" The tiger glared at Yan Xinyue and said.

Yan Xinyue glared at the tiger hatefully, shut up and disdained to take care of it.

"Stinky girl, don't you know how to lift, do you want to have a bloody battle?" The tiger stood up abruptly.

"Don't, don't, I say! I say! Yan Xinyue immediately compromised with interest under his obscenity, and after thinking about it, he said: "It is said that a certain gentleman remarried, and on the wedding night, I looked at the bride under the lamp, and the powder was deep and wrinkled.

The groom couldn't help but ask: How old is the lady?

Bride: Two out of forty.

The groom doubted: I'm afraid it's more than that.

Bride: Good eyesight, five out of forty.

The bridegroom sighed: Since you and I are married, why lie!

Bride: Truth be told, I'm fifty-four.

The bridegroom married an old woman in her fifties, and naturally he was not happy, and he didn't want to go to this bed, so he wanted to slip away, and said: I will go to the kitchen first and cover the salt shaker, so that the rats will not steal it.

The bride laughed: "Fool, I have lived sixty-eight years, and I have not heard of a rat stealing salt!" ”

After Yan Xinyue finished speaking, the tiger did not smile, but stared at Yan Xinyue, who was so difficult to describe, with a sigh: "Lady, I want to come to the cave room, but you are inconvenient!" ”

Yan Xinyue was so angry that she gritted her teeth, but she dared to hate and dare not speak, so she had to turn her head and remain silent.

"Lady, how old are you this year?" Reach for the tiger to her chin and pinch her face to turn around.

"Forty-five!" Yan Xinyue snorted coldly.

"I'm afraid not!" The tiger smiled and said with one hand to probe her chest.

"Thirty-six!" Yan Xinyue was frightened and shouted in a panic.

"Why lie when you and I are sitting in the same bed!" Will Tiger Road.

Yan Xinyue was angry, quickly shrunk to the corner, hugged herself and said, "Twenty-seven, it's true, twenty-seven!" ”

"Spicy next door, married to an old man in his fifties in his twenties, you TM is not too shabby, can he still use that thing?" Will be the tiger's angry mass.

Yan Xinyue looked at each other coldly, even if you can't use it, it's not cheap for you beast.

After a pause, the tiger said with emotion: "Yes, in today's society, it is better to marry a rich old man, eat fragrant and drink spicy food, than to marry a macho man and suffer hardships." In case this old ghost suddenly sells shrimp and tofu one day, won't the inheritance all fall on your head? High, much higher than our kind of people who came out to cheat and rob it! ”

Yan Xinyue was so aggrieved that she couldn't do it, but she didn't bother to argue, the reason why she married Peng Dahai was because she coveted glory and wealth, it was purely to repay her kindness.

"Okay, even if I say what is in your heart, don't stare at me with a stinky face, the joke you just said is not funny at all, tell me a smelly, otherwise Lao Tzu will let you know what kind of smell I have!" The tiger was extremely hedgehog and touched his crotch.

Yan Xinyue was ashamed and angry, but she knew very well that at this time, there was really no way to do it except delay time, and after thinking about it, she squeezed out a tasteful saying: "The traffic congestion in Shencheng is now, and the bus is even more overcrowded, one day, two young women who often crowd the bus complained together, and one said: "Oh, I'm really unlucky, I squeeze the bus every day, and I don't have a miscarriage on the bus!" Another said, "What kind of bad luck are you, I'm really unlucky, I'm pregnant in the car." ”

"Haha~~~~~" clapped the tiger palms, looked up to the sky and laughed, and said again: "Say another one, squeeze the bus!" ”

Yan Xinyue was forced to have no choice, so she had to say again: "On the bus, there was a woman sitting next to the old man, and the woman was asleep." When she got off the bus, the woman slapped the old man, and the conductor was puzzled and asked why. The old man said, when I got in the car, I saw this woman asleep, I don't know who opened the pants zipper, I helped pull it on, and then the woman woke up, I was afraid that she would misunderstand, I opened it again! ”

"That's funny, haha!" Laugh out loud at the tiger......

For two hours in a row, the tiger forced Yan Xinyue to tell dozens of jokes, not only for the bus, but also for the taste.

“…… A man on a bus sat barefoot, cross-legged. After a while, a woman came up, the woman was not wearing pants, standing in front of the man, suddenly a sudden brake, the man's thumb and toe stabbed into the woman's inside, and at night the man's toes were very itchy, so he went to the hospital, and the doctor told him that his feet had venereal diseases. The man was very angry and yelled, will you see a doctor, how can you get a venereal disease on your feet! The doctor's fire is even bigger, grass, I know what's going on, there was a woman just now, and she still has athlete's foot......"

The tiger laughed forward and backwards, and after stopping, his eyes stared at the stunning beauty in front of him again, and he felt that he was indeed stupid. Putting such a slender sexy and pink beauty who will come out of the water when she pinches it doesn't push it down, she actually cares about this and that, it's really stupid, like Changmao said, even if it doesn't work there, aren't there still two places?

Staring at her sexy and beautiful lips, as well as the plump and round, bulging breasts, as if ready to come out at any time, the tiger couldn't help but think about it for a while, and after a while, he felt the evil fire surging under him, and the blood was also angry.

Finally, the tiger lost control, threw himself on the bed again, pulled Yan Xinyue to the middle of the bed, and then pressed it.

"What are you doing, don't mess around, I'll tell you jokes, I'll tell you jokes!" Yan Xinyue screamed in panic.

"Jokes? MB, it's a real joke if I don't you! ”

"On me, something is coming, something is coming, you will be unlucky if you touch me!" Yan Xinyue said in horror.

"MB, I know you're here, if you don't, I can put up with you until now, you stinky girl, you can't go through the front door, I'll go through your back door!" As she spoke, the tiger tore her clothes again, and a big foul mouth gnawed at her at the same time.

"Beast, you scumbag, let go of me, let go of me! I'm going to make you regret it! Yan Xinyue struggled desperately, but no matter how powerful she usually was, how majestic she was in front of Gu Feng, in the final analysis, she was just a delicate and weak woman, and in the face of Kong Wu's powerful tiger, she was finally pressed to the bed.

When the tiger was satisfied, he turned her body over, then took off his shirt, unbelted his trousers, and whipped her hard in his hands, "You stinky, I told you to move, I told you to move!" ”

Yan Xinyue screamed in pain, and tears burst out of her eyes again.

The more she screamed, the more excited the tiger became, and after a round of whipping, she threw off her belt, lifted her long skirt, grabbed the edge of her panties and pulled them down, ready to do the shameful thing.

However, at this moment, there were bursts of chaotic footsteps outside, and there were bursts of roaring dogs barking.

"Boom!" With a sound, the door of the rental house was gasped open, and a Tibetan mastiff appeared in front of everyone with its teeth grinning, and the seven people inside were all stupid, because in addition to the Tibetan mastiff, in addition to a girl with a flowery and moonish appearance, there was also a new Ruifeng's uncle, and a group of officers with live ammunition, and they broke into a murderous spirit, and the muzzles of those black holes were pointed at their heads......

It turned out that just now, when Gu Feng and Xia Bing and a group of special forces found the phone booth.

Before Gu Feng could announce that everyone was going their separate ways, Xia Bing had already taken the lead in untying the dog chain on Da Hei's body, and then squatted down and took the stockings that had been torn up by Da Hei and put them in front of his nose to sniff, and then whispered something in his ear, he heard Da Hei let out a low roar, and he rushed out of the street and ran wildly.

Thankfully, it was the dead of night and there weren't many pedestrians on the streets, otherwise the scene alone might have caused a panic.

The ancient Tibetan mastiff, the famous "Oriental Divine Dog", the legend about it is strange, naturally it is not in vain, it is smart, calm, intelligent, brave, and the most powerful is the sense of smell and hearing.

The Tibetan mastiff's olfactory sensitivity to acidic substances is tens of thousands of times higher than that of humans, it can perceive the molecular level, has a superb memory for various smells, and can easily distinguish every member of the family, every cow head in the pen, and even every utensil, so no matter how far away, the Tibetan mastiff can always find its own herd and will never get lost.

However, the Tibetan mastiff has such a sensitive sense of smell but is not used to find people, the most primitive state is actually used for breeding, with the help of a sensitive sense of smell, once the male dog smells the signal in the urine of the female dog, even if it is far away, it can also find the female dog in estrus, and complete the mating ~ mating.

Thankfully, Yan Xinyue is a woman, and the stockings she wears not only have the smell of her sweat, but also other smells, and Da Hei is a male, especially sensitive to this smell.

Therefore, when other professionally trained wolf dogs were still dizzy and couldn't distinguish between southeast and northwest, Da Hei had already led Gu Feng and Xia Bing into West Street, and ran all the way to finally find this rental building.

It cannot be denied that Jiang Hu is indeed a sinister and cunning person who has a lot of city government, but he is very unlucky, he not only met Gu Feng, who has all his hands and eyes, but also met the Red Gu Tibetan Mastiff, so a kidnapping case that he tried his best to come up with can be said to be blind.

At this moment, Gu Feng entered the rental house, swept the hall at a glance, and did not find Yan Xinyue, but when he listened attentively, he found that there was movement in the room inside, and at this time, Da Hei had already taken the lead in rushing to the door, Gu Feng rushed forward and kicked the door open with one kick.

In the room, Yan Xinyue, who was reflexively pressed on the bed, was struggling and crying, pressing the tiger from behind, his pants had been taken off, and Yan Xinyue's skirt had been pulled to the waist, and the tiger was pulling her underwear that had reached the hips at this time and was pulling it down, revealing half of her snow-white and sleek face.

Seeing this scene in front of him, Gu Feng said in his heart that it was dangerous, if he came a few seconds late, his beautiful teacher would be violently chrysanthemum by others.

"Roar~" Da Hei roared, and with a kick of his limbs, he pounced on the tiger, and opened his mouth to bite it.

Yan Xinyue was already stunned by the scene in front of her, and when she was sure that the person who came down from the sky to rescue her was Gu Feng, her heart warmed, and she couldn't care about anything else, so she got up and flew into his arms, crying like a child.

Gu Feng put one hand around her, but with the other hand, he clenched his fists and rattled, his eyes were as sharp as knives staring at the tiger who was being frantically bitten by Da Hei, his eyes were full of raging anger.

After Xia Bing came in, Gu Feng kicked the door shut, and then pushed Yan Xinyue into her arms, and shouted in a deep voice: "Xia Bing, call your dog back!" ”

Although Xia Bing was dissatisfied with Gu Feng's attitude of shouting and drinking, he somehow relied on him at this time and shouted: "Da Hei, stop!" ”

Da Hei, who was biting hard, heard the voice of his master, although he was unwilling, he also let go and ran back the tiger as he said.

The tiger has been bitten all over the body, and finally broke free from it, and when he stood up and was about to exhale, he didn't prevent a big chest from coming out of the air when the bra was down.

"Boom!" A muffled sound struck the tiger in the chest like a bad lightning, and a taste worse than death penetrated his body, making him half a short kneeling, holding his chest and even breathless.

Gu Feng seemed to be crazy, and completely beat him to death, and after kicking this kick, he still didn't stop, and the top of his knee hit him in the face.

The tiger immediately shot blood and fell straight down with his back facing the sky.

"I can't even bear to treat her like this, you dare to make a mistake! Aren't you looking for death? Gu Feng, who was furious, really lost his mind at this moment, raised his leg again, and suddenly raised his leg and stepped on the tiger's crotch!

This was almost a fatal kick, which made the whole person of the fallen tiger stand up due to the huge bullet, and after raising his head to the sky and screaming like killing a pig, he fell to the ground, already out of breath and out of breath and less in breath.

When Gu Feng raised his leg again and was about to send the Buddha to the west, but a person behind him grabbed him suddenly, Xia Bing shouted coldly: "Okay, that's enough, you're crazy, killing people is to pay for your life!" ”

Gu Feng looked at her in a daze, and then looked back at the tiger who was lying on the ground and was dying, only then did he come back to his senses in a daze, and saw Yan Xinyue, who was squatting on the ground and crying breathlessly, so he stepped forward, lifted her up horizontally, and walked out slowly......