Chapter 31: Eat Me a Slap on the Sole of My Shoes

After Su Yi'an sent Shen Xiaoli away from the big Buddha, he immediately went to Duan Meiren to make a small report.

Shen Xiaoli later regretted not being at the beginning, why was he deceived by the gentle and elegant appearance of the right protector, and thought that he was his own person?

Shen Xiaoli returned to the house with two cans of Xiaohongchen, took out the wine utensils and poured himself a small glass, put them under the tip of his nose and sniffed lightly.

This Xiaohongchen carries the fragrance of bamboo and the fragrance of aged wine, Shen Xiaoli just smells like this, as if he wants to indulge in it, it is worthy of being a special good wine hidden by Duan Beauty.

"It is said that people walk in the rivers and lakes, how can they not drink. I have left tonight with a smile, and I can be regarded as a real person in the rivers and lakes! Hahaha! The arrogant clouds raised their glasses to the air, Shen Xiaoli picked up the wine and drank the Xiao Hongchen in the cup.

Although it is spicy, it does not sting, and the mellow flavor that lingers after the stomach makes Shen Xiaoli infinitely aftertaste.

The little apprentice held his chin, his amber eyes stared at Shen Xiaoli roundly, his eyebrows were tangled and confused, and he was trying to remember something.

He looked at Shen Xiaoli, who was already in crazy mode, and then at the two bottles of wine that were crooked.

The scene is familiar, but the memory is chaos.

In fact, Shen Xiaoli was wrong, it was not that she had never drunk.

but if you touch wine, you will get drunk, and you will pour three glasses.

Wei Jinxiu had seen her drunken and crazy appearance, it was on Shen Xiaoli's fifteenth birthday and the day of Xuan, the little girl who had grown up with her one hand finally grew up, and she was happy to bring fruit wine back to the mountain to celebrate.

The two masters and apprentices sat in the courtyard and warmly recalled their childhood anecdotes, but Shen Xiaoli picked up the wine jug and drank half a pot when talking about the moving points. Tut-tut, the scene at that time was simply too ......

cough, don't mention the past, anyway, since that time, the head of the family has issued an order with an expressionless face - the whole mountain is cultivated, and all alcohol is banned.

All the disciples also worked hard to quit drinking and practicing, but they didn't know that after the culprit slept for a while, he forgot about his own death.

This was the second time in her life that she had drunk, and after two drinks, her mind was already a little confused.

Shen Xiaoli hugged the pillar in the room, never letting go, and said something in his mouth, "If you come to the old man!" See how my grandson turned out your Five Finger Mountain! Hahaha......"

……

Amber rubbed her forehead and shouted softly, "Ah Li? ”

Shen Xiaoli turned his head violently, and when he saw the cute little apprentice's worried and helpless expression, he was so excited that he rolled directly on the ground and shouted, "Master! Master! In vain, I know that I am wrong! Amber was horrified and hurriedly went to check on her situation, when she heard her next sentence, "Master, don't recite the mantra, Wukong's head is about to explode!" Boom ......"

Poof, Xiaomeng said that she was paralyzed by laughter.

Amber held her hand in the air, and her pink little face was a little dumbfounded.

calmly glanced at Xiao Meng, who was so happy that he slammed the ground, and got up to go to the kitchen to make sobering soup and hot water.

While things haven't gotten out of control, it's good to let her sober up as soon as possible.

The little apprentice only walked on the front foot, and Duan Meiren entered the door on the back foot.

He smelled his own smile at the other end of the corridor, and he didn't believe it when he heard that this guy had broken ten washboards in one morning.

Before he could find out what had happened, Su Yi'an came to report that Shen Xiao had taken away his wine after he left.

Pushing open the door, the aroma of wine in the room is even stronger, how much did Nima drink?

Shen Xiaoli lay motionless on the ground, Duan Yunhuan stretched out his foot and kicked her, but there was no response.

"Hmph, how dare you steal the wine of this seat with this amount of alcohol?"

"My grandson is fine! Okay! ”

Shen Xiaoli, who was like mud, suddenly came to life with a carp beating, with a clear expression, not like a drunk madman at all.

“……”

Duan Meiren stroked her chest and was frightened, fuck, can you say hello first next time!

He adjusted his gaffe countenance, and the corners of his mouth twitched, "It's good to be awake, I'm going to settle accounts with you today." Duan Yunhuan sneered, "Don't think that if you want to enter the palace in two days, this seat won't be able to control you." ”

"Hahahaha!" Shen Xiaoli looked up to the sky and smiled, stretched out two fingers to point at the sky, his expression solemn and proud, "I am the Monkey King!" A hundred and eight thousand miles with a sharp eye! How can I be afraid of your little demon, bah! Eat my grandson! Then the unlucky child casually picked up the shoes on the ground and simply slammed them into Duan Meiren's face.

Duan Yunhuan was caught off guard, and his creamy white face instantly had more shoe prints.

Xiaomeng covered her eyes, lying down, unable to stand it.

Duan Yunhuan was stunned for a moment, and then pinched Shen Xiaoli's neck regardless of his image, completely forgetting that he could kill this thing with one palm, "Dare to hit me in the face?!" Lao Tzu must die of you today!! ”

The two scuffled together, Shen Xiaoli relied on a brute force, and pressed the irrational Duan Meiren under him, and shouted in a goblin voice, "Look at your grandfather Sun and you fighting for three hundred rounds!" ”

Rough, Shen Xiaoli is really not afraid of death.

Xiao Meng came back to her senses, and looked at Duan Yunhuan's eyes that were red with anger. Dragged up the chubby body and hurried to find Amber, my God, if you don't come back, you will really die!

"Shen Xiaoli, I'll give you three fucking times to come down immediately!"

Duan Meiren seemed to be impatient, and she didn't even scream at Xiao Mei'er when she burst into foul language.

But when he counted to four, Shen Xiaoli still sat on him with a dazed face and did not move at all.

The older his eyes get, the more enchanting Duan Yun's smile bewitches, very good.

He made a sharp move to unload Shen Xiaoli's strength, and the sky swirled for a while, and the positions of the two were reversed in an instant. Shen Xiaoli was clamped to death by him, and the pain from her wrist made her frown.

Her bright eyes seemed to be rippling with water, and she gasped unhappily, "I won't play anymore." ”

Duan Yunhuan's hand loosened, is this a wine awakening?

In the next second, Shen Xiaoli opened his teeth and pounced. Duan Meiren's eyes were about to pinch her chin, and Shen Xiaoli babbled and fluttered non-stop with her teeth and claws.

"It hurts, it hurts, what kind of hero is it to only bully women!"

Duan Yunhuan's strength decreased slightly, thinking that his ears had misheard, "What did you just say?" ”

"I say! **Have the ability to bite me! Big! Foolish! Force! ”

The strength of the wine rushed to his head in waves, and Shen Xiaoli gritted his teeth and stared at him stubbornly, looking like he was not admitting defeat.

At this moment, Shen Xiaoli's eyes were cut off, his hair was messy, and his nose was slightly red. This pitiful stupidity now looks a little touching and beautiful at close range.

Duan Yunhuan felt that he was a little out of control, and he was actually bewitched by a man.

"Don't you dare to be in this seat?"

The narrow and gorgeous eyes narrowed, and she saw her lips that were bright and dripping because she had drunk the laughing red dust, and leaned over slightly distractedly.